The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 104
Punk and Batman have come up with a plan to destroy the laser cannon Punk was going to run while Batman was going to put explosive gel on the laser cannon and detonated it causing the laser cannon to explode
Punk was running around the desert area with Tighten and Gallaxhar chasing after him
Stop running you disgusting life-form. Gallaxhar said
Yeah stop so i can shoot lasers at you. Tighten said
No way. Punk said
Actually that's a great idea. Tighten shoot your lasers at him. Gallaxhar said
Why? Tighten said
Because it will stop him in his tracks. Gallaxhar said
Really? Tighten said
Yes. Gallaxhar said
Alright. Tighten said
Before Punk could escape Tighten shot lasers at the desert ground stopping Punk in his tracks
Crap. Punk said
Tighten and Gallaxhar then caught up to Punk
That's right. We've caught you. And now you're going to die. Gallaxhar said
Any last words? Tighten said
Actually i do. Punk said
And what's that? Gallaxhar said
One of my friends has a special surprise for you two Punk said
Excuse me? Gallaxhar said
Hey Batman. Punk said
Huh? Tighten said
What? Gallaxhar said
Batman then came out of hiding and approached Punk Tighten and Gallaxhar with a detonator in his hand
Are you alright Punk? Batman said
Yeah i'm fine. Punk said
Good. Batman said
Batman then approached Tighten and Gallaxhar with the detonator in his hand
What on earth are you doing here? Gallaxhar said
Yeah we thought you ran away like a coward. Tighten said
I didn't run away. I was hiding. Batman said
Hiding? Tighten said
Yes. Batman said
Isn't that the same thing as running away? Tighten said
No it isn't. Batman said
Oh. Tighten said
Where were you hiding? Gallaxhar said
I can't tell you. Batman said
And why is that? Gallaxhar said
Because you should take a look at laser cannon. Batman said
The laser cannon? Gallaxhar said
What are you talking about? Tighten said
Look. Batman said
Tighten and Gallaxhar then looked at the laser cannon and didn't see anything
I don't see anything. Gallaxhar said
Yeah me neither. Tighten said
Look closer. Batman said
Tighten and Gallaxhar then looked at the laser cannon again and saw three bat-shaped explosive gels on it
What are those on the laser cannon? Gallaxhar said
It looks like some weird gel. Tighten said
Explosive gel. Batman said
Explosive? Tighten said
Yes. Batman said
Why's there explosive gel on the laser cannon? Gallaxhar said
Because i'm going to destroy it. Batman said
What are you talking about? Gallaxhar said
My friend here was distracting you. Batman said
Excuse me? Gallaxhar said
Distracting us? Tighten said
Yes. Batman said
You're bluffing. Gallaxhar said
Batman then showed the detonator to Tighten and Gallaxhar
Does this look like i'm bluffing? Batman said
You're serious? Gallaxhar said
I am. Batman said
Believe me he's very serious. Punk said
Please don't blow it up. Gallaxhar said
Then let's make a deal. Batman said
A deal? Gallaxhar said
Yes. A deal. Batman said
Alright. Gallaxhar said
Can we talk for a second? Tighten said
Why? Gallaxhar said
It's just for a second. Tighten said
Very well. Can you give us a moment? Gallaxhar said
Of course. Batman said
Thank you. Gallaxhar said
Tighten and Gallaxhar move away from Punk and Batman and were then talking with each other
Are you serious? Tighten said
What do you mean? Gallaxhar said
Do we really have to listen to this guy? Tighten said
Calm down Tighten. Gallaxhar said
But... Tighten said
I said calm down. Let's just listen to what he has to say. Gallaxhar said
Fine. Tighten said
Good. Gallaxhar said
Tighten and Gallaxhar then turned back and approached Punk and Batman
So...what's this deal you're discussing? Gallaxhar said
Leave us Kisala and the queen alone and i won't blow up the laser cannon. Batman said
Is that all? Gallaxhar said
Yes. Batman said
Yeah right. Tighten said
My partner is correct. Why would we do that? Gallaxhar said
Because the boss you two and Lobo are working for is a monster. Batman said
So? Gallaxhar said
So? Dude he's planning to conquer the multiverse. Punk said
Yes we know. Gallaxhar said
And we actually like it. Tighten said
Say what? Punk said
I mean why not? I mean i wanted Roxanne to like me but she didn't feel that way. Tighten said
I wanted my quantonium back from that carbon life-form named Susan but instead i was blown up in my own ship. Gallaxhar said
Well maybe you guys weren't good enough. Punk said
What? Tighten said
Weren't good enough? Gallaxhar said
That's right. Punk said
Well once we help this Lord Dominator conquer the multiverse we can get what we want. Gallaxhar said
I can make Roxanne like me...and then destroy her. Tighten said
I can get my quantonium back and destroy earth in my world. Gallaxhar said
Lord Dominator gonna make that possible for us by taking you guys out of the picture. Tighten said
That's not going to happen. Batman said
Why? Tighten said
Because i'm still going to blow up the laser cannon. Batman said
Oh. Tighten said
No don't blow up the laser cannon. Gallaxhar said
Then let us go now. Batman said
And what if we say no? Gallaxhar said
Then i'll pull the trigger and blast it to pieces. Batman said
Cool. Tighten said
No. Not cool. Gallaxhar said
What do you say? Batman said
Gallaxhar thought for a moment and then spoke
If we agree to let you go you won't blow up the laser cannon? Gallaxhar said
Yes. Batman said
Come on there's no way we're gonna... Tighten said
Very well. Gallaxhar said
What? Punk and Tighten both said
Thank you. Batman said
Well that was easy. Punk said
You've gotta be kidding me. Tighten said
Let's go Punk. Batman said
Yeah. Punk said
Before Punk and Batman could leave Gallaxhar spoke to them again
Hold on. Gallaxhar said
What is it now? Punk said
I wasn't finished. Gallaxhar said
Seriously? Punk said
That's right. Gallaxhar said
Yes. Perfect save. Tighten said
I'll let you go on one condition. Gallaxhar said
Oh...nevermind. Tighten said
What do you want? Batman said
Gallaxhar then held his hand
Give me the detonator you have in your hand. Gallaxhar said
Is that all? Punk said
That is all. Gallaxhar said
You want the detonator? Batman said
That's right. I'll honor the deal and let you go. But first you must give me the detonator. Gallaxhar said
Alright. Batman said
Batman then approached Gallaxhar and gave him the detonator
Here. Batman said
Thank you. Gallaxhar said
Okay so you got what you wanted can you let us go? Punk said
Actually that's not going to happen. Gallaxhar said
What? Punk said
Gallaxhar then broke the detonator into pieces
What the hell? Punk said
What are you doing? Batman said
What does it look like? I'm destroying your detonator. Gallaxhar said
Yes now we're talking. Tighten said
You lying asshole. Punk said
Of course i lied i'm a bad guy what did you expect? Gallaxhar said
Does that mean...? Tighten said
Yes Tighten. We're going to destroy them. Gallaxhar said
Awesome. Tighten said
Crap. Punk said
That's not going to happen. Batman said
What are you talking about? Your detonator is destroyed. Gallaxhar said
Actually...i lied too. Batman said
What? Tighten and Gallaxhar both said
Batman then pulled out another detonator in his hand
What the? Tighten and Gallaxhar both said
Wow Batman has pulled out another detonator and Tighten and Gallaxhar are shocked by this what is going to happen stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
