The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse

Chapter 126

The Warriors were training with Hercules until he became big and strong and now was going to become a true hero and the first step was to go to Thebes but before they could get there they had to save a woman who was being attacked by a horseman

Hercules Sophitia and Phil were riding on Pegasus heading to Thebes

So, what's in Thebes? Hercules said

A lot of problems. Phil said

How many problems? Sophitia said

I already told you. There are lots of problems. Phil said

Oh. Sophitia said

Anything else? Hercules said

It's a big tough town, good place to start building a rep. Phil said

Suddenly they heard a woman screaming

What was that? Sophitia said

Sounds like your basic D.I.D. - Damsel In Distress. Phil said

Hyah! Hercules said

They landed in the forest while the others were watching something

You guys heard the noise too? Hercules said

We did. Punk said

What's going on? Sophitia said

Someone's being attacked. Batman said

Really? Hercules said

Yes. Batman said

Who? Hercules said

Come and see for yourselves. Punk said

They joined the others and saw a woman being chased by a man who was half man half horse until he grabbed her

Not so fast, sweetheart. the horseman said

I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll... the woman said

The woman tried to kick the horseman but he dodged the attack

Whoo! I like 'em fiery! the horseman said

She's being harassed by that monster. Sophitia said

Obviously. Punk said

Hercules was looking angry while Phil was instructing

Now remember, kid. First, analyze the situation. Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Phil said

Uh...Phil? Punk said

All you need to do is take down that monster. Phil said

Phil. Batman said

This'll be your big break kid. Phil said

PHIL! Sophitia said

Yeah? Phil said

Hercules left. Sophitia said

What? Phil said

Yup. He left. Punk said

When did he leave? Phil said

While you were talking. Batman said

You gotta be kidding me. So where is he? Phil said

Over there. Punk said

Phil turns to see where the warriors were pointing and saw Hercules approaching the horseman

He's losin' points for this! Phil said

Don't say that. Sophitia said

No i mean it. Phil said

Let's just watch and see how Hercules does. Sophitia said

Okay fine. Phil said

You don't know what you're... the woman said

Halt! Hercules said

The woman and the horseman turned and saw Hercules standing there

Step aside, two legs. Nessus said

Pardon me, my good, uh, uh...sir. I'll have to ask you to release that young... Hercules said

Keep movin', junior. the woman said

Lady. But you...are-are-aren't you a damsel in distress? Hercules said

I am a damsel, I am in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day. the woman said

Wow. the others said

Uh *ahem* Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realize... Hercules said

Before Hercules could take out his sword Nessus uppercuts him and sends him flying to the water

Ouch. Punk said

Jesus. Batman said

Oh no. Sophitia said

Strong man got punched. Hulk said

Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword! Phil said

Sword. Right, right...rule #15: A hero is only as good as his weapon! Hercules said

Hercules picks up a fish and directs it at Nessus Nessus laughs and Megara looks bored Nessus then hits Hercules with a fist and Hercules flies away again straight first at a rock

(Groans) Phil groaned

(Nighs) Pegasus nighed

What is it Pegasus? Sophitia said

(Nighs) Pegasus nighed

What did he say? Punk said

We have to help Hercules. Sophitia said

Really? Punk said

Yes. Sophitia said

Okay let's go. Punk said

Before they could help Hercules Phil stops them

Whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own. Phil said

But he's getting hurt. Sophitia said

I know but he's gotta do it alone. Phil said

We need to trust Phil. Batman said

What? Sophitia said

Seriously? Punk said

Yes. Batman said

Alright. Punk said

I guess so. Sophitia said

Hulk understand. Hulk said

Thanks bat...person. Phil said

Batman. Batman said

Whatever. Anyway Come on, kid! Concentrate! Phil said

Hercules gets out of the water while holding onto the rock

Concentrate? Hercules said

Yeah. Concentrate. Phil said

How? Hercules said

Use your head! Phil said

Oh... Hercules said

Hercules surges forward and socks Nessus with his head in the stomach Nessus flies away at the watery wall

Nice. Punk said

Excellent. Sophitia said

All right! Not bad, kid. Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad. Phil said

The woman gets up from the water and coughs while Hercules picks her up

Oh, gee, Miss, i'm...i'm really sorry. Hercules said

Oh. the woman said

That was dumb. Hercules said

Yeah. the woman said

Hercules. Look out. Sophitia said

Hercules and the woman then saw Nessus rushing in

Excuse me. Hercules said

Okay. the woman said

Hercules attacks Nessus and hits his head several times squeezing it while throwing him

Nice work! Excellente! Phil said

Is wonderboy here for real? the woman said

He's strong. Sophitia said

Really? the woman said

Yes. Sophitia said

Yeah what are you talking about? Of course he's real... Phil said

Phil then notices the woman and starts to fall for her

Whoa! Phil said

Not again. Punk said

Again? Sophitia said

Just watch. Punk said

And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real too. Phil said

Phil gets on the woman's lap but she pushes him into the water

Ugh. the woman said

See? Punk said

Oh. Sophitia said

It looks like Hercules is winning. Batman said

He is? Sophitia said

Yes. Batman said

Awesome. Punk said

Look. Batman said

The warriors saw Hercules who was now riding Nessus like a horse

Yee-hah! Yahoo! Hercules said

Phil gets out of the water with a fish in his mouth before spitting it out

Are you alright Phil? Sophitia said

Yeah. I'm fine. Phil said

That's good. Sophitia said

Yeah you're just in time for the finale. Punk said

Finale? What finale? Phil said

The fight. Punk said

Oh. Phil said

Hercules was still riding on Nessus until he spins him into a tree before delivering a punch to the face sending him flying into the air

Wow. Sophitia said

Holy crap. Punk said

Nessus was now falling until he was in the water Nessus then came out of the water with horseshoes hitting him in the head while Pegasus blows into the water again while stepping on him

How was that guys? Hercules said

Awesome. Punk said

Impressive. Batman said

Amazing. Sophitia said

Hulk thought it was great. Hulk said

Thanks. What about you Phil? Hercules said

Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons, but this is the big leagues! Phil said

But Hercules did a good job. Sophitia said

A good job? Please. Phil said

(Sighs) At least I beat him. Didn't I? Hercules said

Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! Phil said

Oh come on. Punk said

Phil i just... Hercules said

No let me tell you... Phil said

While Hercules was listening to Phil he looked and saw the woman he saved and walked towards her

D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... Phil said

He left again. Punk said

What? Again? Phil said

Yup. Punk said

You gotta be kidding me. Phil said

You shouldn't be so angry. Sophitia said

I like being angry. Phils said

Look let's go with him. Sophitia said

Fine. Phil said

While the gang was approaching Pegasus was trying to give Hercules a high five but he ignores it and then both Phil and Pegasus were very angry

Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh... Hercules said

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. the woman said

Really? Hercules said

Yeah. Meg said

The gang has saved a woman named Meg but what does she have to say to the gang about who and what she is and what will happen next stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED