The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 127
After saving the woman the gang meets up with her and tells them that her name was Meg but what does she have to say to them
(Sighs) At least I beat him. Didn't I? Hercules said
Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! Phil said
Oh come on. Punk said
Phil i just... Hercules said
No let me tell you... Phil said
While Hercules was listening to Phil he looked and saw the woman he saved and walked towards her
D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... Phil said
He left again. Punk said
What? Again? Phil said
Yup. Punk said
You gotta be kidding me. Phil said
You shouldn't be so angry. Sophitia said
I like being angry. Phils said
Look let's go with him. Sophitia said
Fine. Phil said
While the gang was approaching Pegasus was trying to give Hercules a high five but he ignores it and then both Phil and Pegasus were very angry
Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh... Hercules said
Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. the woman said
Really? Hercules said
Yeah. Meg said
Wow. Hercules said
Who are these guys? Meg said
Oh they're my friends. Hercules said
Your friends? Meg said
Yeah. Hercules said
Tell me their names. Meg said
That's CM Punk. Hercules said
Hey. Punk said
That's Batman. Hercules said
Hmm... Batman said
Why's he looking at me? Meg said
I don't know. Anyway that's Sophitia. Hercules said
Hello. Sophitia said
And that's Hulk. Hercules said
Hulk say hi. Hulk said
Nice to meet you all. Meg said
Likewise. Sophitia said
So, did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? Meg said
Uh, I'm, um, uh... Hercules said
Are you always that articulate? Meg said
Hercules. my... *ahem* My name is Hercules. Hercules said
Hercules, huh? I think I prefer wonderboy. Meg said
Wonderboy? Punk said
Why wonderboy? Sophitia said
I don't know i just think it's a cute nickname. Meg said
Oh. Sophitia said
So, uh, how-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh... Hercules said
Pinhead with hooves? Meg said
Yeah. Hercules said
Oh. Meg said
Why was he chasing you? Batman said
Well, you know how men are. They think that "no" means "yes" and "get lost" means "take me, I'm yours". Meg said
Is that all? Punk said
No but don't worry, shorty here can explain it to ya later. Meg said
(Growls) Phil growled
Well, thanks for everything, guys. It's been a real slice. Meg said
Wait! Um...can we give you a ride? Meg said
Pegasus snorts, whinnies, and jumps to a high branch in the tree
Pegasus? Sophitia said
Uh, I don't think your Pinto likes me very much. Meg said
Pegasus? Oh, no, don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to... Hercules said
Suddenly an apple falls on Hercules's head
Ow! Hercules said
Hercules looks at Pegasus who just whistles
Are you sure we can't give you a lift? Punk said
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. Meg said
Really? Punk said
Yup. Anyway bye-bye Wonderboy. Meg said
Bye...She's something, isn't she, guys? Hercules said
Pretty good. Punk said
Hmm... Batman said
I thought she was nice. Sophitia said
Hulk like her. Hulk said
Yeah, oh yeah, she's really something. A real pain in the patella! Earth to Herc! Come in Herc! Come in Herc! We got a job to do, remember? Phil said
What job? Punk said
Thebes. Phil said
Oh. Punk said
Thebes is still waitin'. Phil said
Yeah. Yeah. I know. Hercules said
Are you guys coming along? Phil said
Yeah. the others said
Alright then let's go. Phil said
Right. the others said
Meanwhile
After the gang had left Meg walks into the forest and comes upon a rabbit and a small gopher
Aw.. how cute. A couple of rodents looking for a theme park. Meg said
Who are you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny! the bunny said
A-and I'm his gopher. the gopher said
They then turned into Pain and Panic
Ta-dah! they both said
(Sighs) I thought I smelled a rat. Meg said
Meg. a voice said
Speak of the devil. Meg said
Some smoke was pulling Meg and it was revealed to be Hades
Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am, kind of river guardian-less. Hades said
I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse. Meg said
Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years from your sentence, hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay? Give that your best shot. Hades said
It wasn't my fault. It was that wonderboy, Hercules. Meg said
Hades' eyes widen with suspicion
Hercules? Why does that name ring a bell? Panic said
I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money? Pain said
What was that name again? Hades said
Hercules. He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute. Meg said
Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to... Pain said
Oh, my gods! they both said
They see Hades preparing to grab them
Run for it! Panic said
Pain and Panic were running for their lives until Hades grabs them by their tails extending his arms
So you took care of him, huh? Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your exact words? Hade said
This might be a different Hercules. Pain said
Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a... Panic said
Hades chokes Panic
Very popular name nowadays! Panic said
Hades then chokes Pain
Remember, like, a few years ago every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany? Pain said
I'm about to rearrange the Cosmos. Hades said
Hades flings Pain and Panic on the ground turning them into cockroaches
And the one SCHLEMIEL WHO CAN LOUSE IT UP IS WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS! Hades said
Hades explodes burning down the entire forest Meg ducks down from the incoming blaze
Wait. Wait, big guy. Pain said
Pain turns back to normal
We can still cut in on his waltzing. Pain said
That's right! Panic said
Panic also turns back to normal
And-and-and at least, we made him mortal, that's a good thing. Didn't we? Panic said
Hmm... Hades said
Hades then extends his arms and brings Meg, Pain and Panic closer to him as he instructs them
Fortunately, for the three of you, we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. And this time, no foul-ups! Hades said
Actually...you're still going to expect some foul-ups. a voice said
Who said that? Hades said
Over here. a voice said
They all turned and saw Lobo standing behind them
Hey. Lobo said
Who are you? Hades said
You can call me Lobo. Lobo said
Lobo? Hades said
Yup. Lobo said
So what do you want? Hades said
Simple i'm here to help you out a bit. Lobo said
Really? Hades said
That's right. Lobo said
Tell me more. Hades said
Okay. Lobo said
Uh oh Lobo has arrived and it looks like he's going to be teaming up with Hades this cannot be good for the gang and Hercules not good at all stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED