The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 133
After defeating the Hydra Hercules was now on the road to becoming a true hero while the warriors were helping him out but as for Lobo and Hades they weren't having the best luck with all of this stuff
Pull! Hades said
Hades practices shooting at some targets
Nice shooting, Rex. Meg said
I can't believe this guy. Hades said
Tell me about it. Lobo said
I mean i throw everything at him and it doesn't even... Hades said
Hades stops as he notices Pain wearing something on his feet
What's up? Lobo said
I just noticed something. Hades said
Noticed what? Lobo said
That. Hades said
Lobo then noticed what Hades saw
What the hell? Lobo said
What are...those? Hades said
Lobo and Hades saw Pain wearing Hercules sandals
Um...i don't know. I thought they looked kinda dashing. Pain said
Dashing? Those things? Lobo said
Yeah. Pain said
That's stupid. Lobo said
What? Pain said
Yeah he's right. That's stupid. I mean is this a joke? Hades said
Uh... Pain said
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke and you are wearing his merchandise! Hades said
Before Hades could burn Pain alive he and Lobo noticed Panic slurping on a Hercules cup
Ah...delicious. Panic said
You too man? Lobo said
Uh...yeah? Panic said
Are you serious? Hades said
Um...thirsty? Panic said
Hades yells causing a small earthquake
Hey come on man it's not that bad. Lobo said
Not that bad? Didn't you hear i said earlier? I threw everything at him and none of it worked. Hades said
Yeah i heard you. Lobo said
Good. Hades said
I did too. Meg said
Also good. Hades said
So what do we do now? Lobo said
I don't know. Hades said
You don't know? Lobo said
No i don't know. Hades said
Great. Lobo said
Anyway what about your enemies? Did you get rid of them? Hades said
Well... Lobo said
Come on tell me. Hades said
I tried to take out my enemies. Lobo said
And? Hades said
They beat me. Lobo said
What? Hades said
They literally beat me. Lobo said
You have got to be kidding me. Hades said
Nope i'm not. Lobo said
I know i just...i just can't catch a break. Hades said
Looks like your game's over. Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him. Meg said
Oh yeah...i wonder if maybe WE haven't been throwing the right curves at him. Meg, my sweet. Hades said
Don't even go there. Meg said
He's got a weakness, doesn't he? Lobo said
Huh? Meg said
Come on Meg tell us. Hades said
What do you want? Meg said
I mean he's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness i mean for what? Pandora, it was the box thing, for the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay? We simply need to find out Wonderboy's. Hades said
I've done my part. Get your little imps... Meg said
They couldn't handle him as a baby. Hades said
Yeah they pretty much sucked at doing the job. Lobo said
Exactly. So now i need someone who can...handle him as a man. Hades said
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling. Meg said
Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into the jam in the first place, isn't it? Hades said
Into the jam? What did she do? Lobo said
Oh you wanna hear the story? Hades said
Yeah. Lobo said
Okay see she sold her soul to me to save her boyfriend's life. Hades said
Boyfriend huh? Lobo said
Yup and how does that creep thank her? He runs with some babe. Hades said
Wow. Lobo said
Yeah i know. He hurt you didn't he Meg? Hades said
Look, I learned my lesson, okay? Meg said
Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. Hades said
And what would that be? Meg said
You give me the key to bringing down wonder breath and i give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos. Hades said
What? Meg said
Your freedom. Hades said
Meg then had a shocked look on her face as she couldn't believe what Hades said
Freedom? Meg said
That's right. Your freedom. Hades said
You're joking right? Meg said
No i'm not. You find wonderboy's weakness and i'll give you your freedom. Hades said
No catch? Meg said
No catch. Hades said
Meg thought for a moment until she decided
Alright When? Meg said
Tomorrow night. Hades said
If i do this we're done right? Meg said
That's right. Hades said
Okay. Meg said
Good...now run along babe. Hades said
Meg did as Hades said and left to prepare for tomorrow
You're really gonna give her her freedom? Lobo said
I mean if she doesn't screw up yeah. Hades said
I hope she doesn't. Lobo said
Me too. Hades said
A few minutes later
The warriors and Hercules were now at the temple of Zeus explaining to him what happened
You should have been there, father! I mangled the minotaur, grappled with the Gorgon, just like Phil told me, I analyzed the situation, controlled my strength and kicked! Hercules said
Hercules and Pegasus pretended to fight and Hercules knocked him into the water
The crowds went wild! Thank you, thank you. Hercules said
Really? the statue of Zeus said
Yeah he was pretty good. Punk said
And amazing. Sophitia said
Hah! You're doin' great, son. You're doin' your old man proud. the statue of Zeus said
I am glad to hear you say that, father. I've been waiting for this day a long time. Hercules said
Hmm...what day is that, son? the statue of Zeus said
You don't remember? Punk said
No. the statue of Zeus said
The day I rejoin the gods. Hercules said
Oh. the statue of Zeus said
So...is today that day? Hercules said
No...no it isn't. the statue of Zeus said
What? Hercules said
I mean you've done wonderfully, you really have, my boy. You're just not there yet. You haven't proved yourself a true hero. the statue of Zeus said
No way. Punk said
Yup. Sorry son. the statue of Zeus said
But father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against. I'm-I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm-I'm an action figure! Hercules said
Hercules held an action figure of himself to Zeus
I'm afraid being famous is not the same as being a true hero. the statue of Zeus said
What more can I do? Hercules said
It's something you have to discover for yourself. the statue of Zeus said
But how can i... Hercules said
Look inside your heart. the statue of Zeus said
Lightning strikes and the statue of Zeus becomes inanimate
Father, wait! Hercules said
But it was too late as Zeus became a normal statue and Hercules was so upset he smashed the floor of the temple
Hercules relax. Batman said
Relax? How? I need to be a true hero so i can join the gods. Hercules said
I know but you need to relax. Batman said
Yeah you're right. Sorry. Hercules said
It's okay dude. Punk said
Is there anything we can do for you? Sophitia said
Actually there is. Hercules said
What is it? Sophitia said
I need to be alone for a while. Hercules said
Poor Hercules all he has been trying to be a true hero to join his father but he still hasn't achieved it also what kind of evil tricks do Lobo and Hades have up their sleeves stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
