The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 135
The warriors were helping Hercules who was having a hard time trying to be a true hero and also rejoin the gods but before they continue to help a bunch of fan girls came in going crazy for him luckily Phil sent them away but Meg came in to visit
Meg? Sophitia said
Hey there. Meg said
What are you doing here? Punk said
Hulk wanna know too. Hulk said
I'm just looking for wonderboy. Do you all know where he is? Meg said
Don't know. Punk said
Really? Meg said
It's true. Sophitia said
Then why were a bunch of fan girls running out of this building? Meg said
They were here to see Hercules. Batman said
And they were going crazy for him. Punk said
Oh. Meg said
Don't worry Phil got rid of them but now Hercules is gone. Sophitia said
I'll find him. Meg said
How? Punk said
You'll see. Meg said
Meg then walks around and sees Hercules's feet under a curtain
Let's see, what could be behind curtain number one? Meg said
Meg then pulls the curtain to reveal Hercules
Meg! Hercules said
Hercules. Sophitia said
Dude there you are. Punk said
Sorry about that guys. Hercules said
Where have you been? Sophitia said
Well after Phil sent the girls away i hid in the curtains. Hercules said
Why didn't you tell us? Punk said
I uh...forgot. Hercules said
Obviously. Punk said
It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed. Meg said
Gee, i-i-it's great to see you. I-I-I missed you. Hercules said
So, this is what heroes do on their days off. Meg said
Nah. I'm no hero. Hercules said
Sure you are. Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita. Meg said
I know. It's-it's crazy you know, i can't go anywhere without being mobbed, i mean... Hercules said
You need to take a break. Meg said
A break? Really? Hercules said
Yeah a break. Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon? Meg said
Oh gee. I-I don't know, uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked. Hercules said
Ah, Phil, Shmill...just follow me. Out the window, round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone. Meg said
Really? Hercules said
Yeah. Really. Meg said
Well okay. Hercules said
Great then let's go. Meg said
Before they could leave Hercules realized something
Wait. Hercules said
What's wrong? Meg said
I need to do something real quick. Hercules said
Seriously? Meg said
Don't worry it'll be real quick. Hercules said
Alright fine. Meg said
Thanks. Hercules said
But hurry up okay? Meg said
I will. Hercules said
Hercules then approached the warriors
Hey guys. Hercules said
What is it Hercules? Sophitia said
Can i be alone for a while? Hercules said
Again? Punk said
It's just with Meg. Hercules said
You love her don't you? Sophitia said
What? No i just uh...uh... Hercules said
It's okay dude you can go. Punk said
Really? Hercules said
Yeah. Punk said
Of course. Batman said
Go ahead. Sophitia said
Hulk say go for it. Hulk said
Wow...thanks guys. Hercules said
Just be careful. Sophitia said
Don't worry i'll be fine. Hercules said
I hope so. Sophitia said
Anyway see ya guys later. Hercules said
Hercules then approached Meg
Are you done? Meg said
Yeah. Hercules said
Great let's go. Meg said
Okay. Hercules said
Hercules and Meg then left to spend some time together
And they're gone. Punk said
What we do now? Hulk said
I don't know. Punk said
Why don't we go check out the city for a while? Sophitia said
That sounds good. Punk said
Perfect. Let's start right now. Sophitia said
Alright. Punk said
Hulk ready. Hulk said
You all go without me. Batman said
Why? Punk said
I have to do something right now. Batman said
Are you sure? Sophitia said
Yes. Batman said
Okay. Sophitia said
Are you sure you don't wanna come? Punk said
I'm sure. Batman said
Alright. Punk said
Call us if there's trouble. Sophitia said
I will. Batman said
Good. Sophitia said
Come on let's go. Punk said
Alright. Sophitia said
Hulk say okay. Hulk said
The others left to check out the city for a bit leaving Batman alone
Now...time to see what's going on. Batman said
A few minutes later
It was evening in the outdoors as Hercules and Meg were talking with each other
Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. Hercules said
Mmm... Meg said
And then that, that play, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems. Hercules said
Both chuckle and such while two little birds sitting and bathing in a small water fountain turn into Pain and Panic to speak to Meg
Psst! Stop foolin' around! Panic said
Yeah. Get the goods, sister. Pain said
Hercules turns back and they turn into birds and tweet innocently
I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun. Hercules said
Yeah. Neither did I. Meg said
Thanks, Meg. Hercules said
Oh...Don't that me just yet. Oh! Meg said
Meg slips and falls into Hercules's arms
Oops, careful. Hercules said
Sorry. Weak ankles. Meg said
Oh yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while. Hercules said
Okay. Meg said
Hercules carries Meg to a bench and they sit down
So, uh, do you have any problems with things like...this? Meg said
Meg stretches her leg and holds her foot right before Hercules's face
Uh... Hercules said
Weak ankles, I mean. Meg said
Oh. Uh, no. Not really. Hercules said
No weaknesses whatsoever? No trick knee? Meg said
Uh... Hercules said
Ruptured...disks? Meg said
No. I'm...i'm afraid I'm, uh...fit as a fiddle. Hercules said
Hercules finally stands up from the bench
Wonderboy, you are perfect. Meg said
Thanks. Hercules said
Hercules throws a rock jumping on the water in a fountain and it breaks the arms off the statue of Venus
Whoops. Hercules said
Meg also stood up from the bench and approached Hercules
It looks better that way. No, it really does. Meg said
You know, when I was a kid i...i would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. Hercules said
You wanted to be petty and dishonest? Meg said
Everybody's not like that. Hercules said
Yes they are. Meg said
You're not like that. Hercules said
How do you know what I'm like? Meg said
All I know is...you're the most amazing person with...weak ankles I've ever met. Hercules said
Really? Meg said
Megara steps back and gets pricked on an arrow of a tiny statue of Amur
Yeah i mean Meg, when I'm with you I-I don't feel so...alone. Hercules said
Sometimes it's better to be alone. Meg said
What do you mean? Hercules said
Nobody can hurt you. Meg said
Meg i would never ever hurt you. Hercules said
And I don't wanna hurt you, so...let's both do ourselves a favor and...stop this...um...before...we... Meg said
Their lips met for the kiss, but the moment before it happens a bright light flashes into their eyes and it was Phil on Pegasus, impersonating a police helicopter
All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over! I've been lookin' all over this town! Phil said
Oh Phil why did you have to ruin the moment anyway the others are checking out the city Batman has something to do and Meg is starting to have some feelings for Hercules oh my wow but what's going to happen next stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
