The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 136
The warriors except Batman were checking out the city while Hercules was spending the evening with Meg and were chatting a bit
Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. Hercules said
Mmm... Meg said
And then that, that play, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems. Hercules said
Both chuckle and such while two little birds sitting and bathing in a small water fountain turn into Pain and Panic to speak to Meg
Psst! Stop foolin' around! Panic said
Yeah. Get the goods, sister. Pain said
Hercules turns back and they turn into birds and tweet innocently
I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun. Hercules said
Yeah. Neither did I. Meg said
Thanks, Meg. Hercules said
Oh...Don't that me just yet. Oh! Meg said
Meg slips and falls into Hercules's arms
Oops, careful. Hercules said
Sorry. Weak ankles. Meg said
Oh yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while. Hercules said
Okay. Meg said
Hercules carries Meg to a bench and they sit down
So, uh, do you have any problems with things like...this? Meg said
Meg stretches her leg and holds her foot right before Hercules's face
Uh... Hercules said
Weak ankles, I mean. Meg said
Oh. Uh, no. Not really. Hercules said
No weaknesses whatsoever? No trick knee? Meg said
Uh... Hercules said
Ruptured...disks? Meg said
No. I'm...i'm afraid I'm, uh...fit as a fiddle. Hercules said
Hercules finally stands up from the bench
Wonderboy, you are perfect. Meg said
Thanks. Hercules said
Hercules throws a rock jumping on the water in a fountain and it breaks the arms off the statue of Venus
Whoops. Hercules said
Meg also stood up from the bench and approached Hercules
It looks better that way. No, it really does. Meg said
You know, when I was a kid i...i would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. Hercules said
You wanted to be petty and dishonest? Meg said
Everybody's not like that. Hercules said
Yes they are. Meg said
You're not like that. Hercules said
How do you know what I'm like? Meg said
All I know is...you're the most amazing person with...weak ankles I've ever met. Hercules said
Really? Meg said
Megara steps back and gets pricked on an arrow of a tiny statue of Amur
Yeah i mean Meg, when I'm with you I-I don't feel so...alone. Hercules said
Sometimes it's better to be alone. Meg said
What do you mean? Hercules said
Nobody can hurt you. Meg said
Meg i would never ever hurt you. Hercules said
And I don't wanna hurt you, so...let's both do ourselves a favor and...stop this...um...before...we... Meg said
Their lips met for the kiss, but the moment before it happens a bright light flashes into their eyes and it was Phil on Pegasus, impersonating a police helicopter
All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over! I've been lookin' all over this town! Phil said
Calm down, mutton man! It was all my fault. Meg said
You're already on my list, sister, so don't make it worse. Phil said
Pegasus snorts at Megara she snorts back turning the light off
And as for you, ya bum, you're gonna go to the stadium and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life! Phil said
Oh come on really? Hercules said
Yeah really. Now get on the horse. Phil said
Okay, okay. Hercules said
I'm sorry. Meg said
Ah, he'll get over it. Hercules said
Hercules then bends a huge tree casually and picks a flower of it gives it to Meg and kisses her on the cheek
Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move! Hercules said
Alright i'm coming. Hercules said
Hercules then gets on Pegasus with Phil but was still looking at Meg
Whoo! Ya-eee! Hey, watch it, watch it! Whoo! Watch it! Keep your goo-goo eyes on the... Phil said
Suddenly a branch hits Phil and he falls on the ground
That's it. Next time, I drive. Phil said dizzily
Megara sits alone and smells the flower
Oh. what's the matter with me? You'd think a girl would learn. Meg said
(If there's a prize for rotten judgment.)
(I guess i've already won that.)
(No man is worth the aggravation.)
(That's ancient history been there, done that!)
(Who d'ya think you're kidding?)
(He's the Earth and Heaven to you)
(Try to keep it hidden, honey, We can see right through you.)
(Oh, no.)
(Girl, you can't conceal it.)
(We know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of.)
(Oh-no, no chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no.)
(You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, uh-oh?)
(It's too cliche, I won't say I'm in love.)
(Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, oo-oo-oo.)
(I thought my heart had learned its lesson it feels so good when you start out.)
(Ahh...)
(My head is screaming get a grip, girl.)
(Unless you're dyin' to cry your heart, oh.)
(You keep on denying who you are and how you're feelin'.)
(Baby we're not buyin' hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'.)
(Ohh...)
(Face it like a grownup when you gonna own up that you Got Got Got it bad.)
(Oh-no, no chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no.)
(Give up, but give in, Check the grin, you're in love.)
(This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love.)
(You're doing flips, read our lips You're in love.)
(Shoo-doo, shoo-doo.)
(You're way off base, I won't say it.)
(She won't say in love.)
(Get off my case, I won't say it.)
(Girl, don't be proud, it's okay, you're in love.)
(Oh...at least at loud I won't say I'm in love.)
(Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la Haaa.)
Meg laid back and continues to hold the flower Hercules gave her until Lobo and Hades appeared
Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg? Hades said
Oh great. Meg said
Hey there sweetheart. Lobo said
Double great. Meg said
So...what is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain?
Look get yourself another girl, i'm through. Meg said
What? Lobo said
I'm sorry. Do you mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. Hades said
Then read my lips! Forget it! Meg said
Again. What? Lobo said
Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades said
What? Meg said
Hades then bursts into flames
I OWN YOU! Hades said
Phil gets up after being knocked out
Oh. I got another horn here...that kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month. Phil said
Suddenly Batman comes in from out of nowhere
Whoa! Jesus you scared me. Phil said
Sorry. Batman said
What are you doing here? Phil said
I have some business to do here right now. Batman said
Business? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
What kind of business are you... Phil said
Shh. Batman said
What? What did i say? Phil said
Shh. Batman said
Why are you shushing me? Phil said
Be quiet. Batman said
Why? Phil said
Just watch and listen. Batman said
Okay. Phil said
Batman and Phil saw Meg talking with Hades
What the? Phil said
Quiet. Batman said
Oh sorry. Phil said
You work for me! If I say, "sing", you say, "hey, name that tune" If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter" you say... Hades said
Medium or well done. Meg said
Oh no. Phil said
Oh Yes Phil Meg is working with Hades this must be a shock to you anyway what is Phil going to do and what's Batman going to do stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED