The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 137
After spending some time with Hercules Meg was now starting to have feelings for him like he could be something special but Lobo and Hades had other plans
Meg laid back and continues to hold the flower Hercules gave her until Lobo and Hades appeared
Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg? Hades said
Oh great. Meg said
Hey there sweetheart. Lobo said
Double great. Meg said
So...what is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain?
Look get yourself another girl, i'm through. Meg said
What? Lobo said
I'm sorry. Do you mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. Hades said
Then read my lips! Forget it! Meg said
Again. What? Lobo said
Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades said
What? Meg said
Hades then bursts into flames
I OWN YOU! Hades said
Phil gets up after being knocked out
Oh. I got another horn here...that kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month. Phil said
Suddenly Batman comes in from out of nowhere
Whoa! Jesus you scared me. Phil said
Sorry. Batman said
What are you doing here? Phil said
I have some business to do here right now. Batman said
Business? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
What kind of business are you... Phil said
Shh. Batman said
What? What did i say? Phil said
Shh. Batman said
Why are you shushing me? Phil said
Be quiet. Batman said
Why? Phil said
Just watch and listen. Batman said
Okay. Phil said
Batman and Phil saw Meg talking with Hades
What the? Phil said
Quiet. Batman said
Oh sorry. Phil said
You work for me! If I say, "sing", you say, "hey, name that tune" If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter" you say... Hades said
Medium or well done. Meg said
Oh no. Phil said
Yes. Meg is working with Hades. Batman said
Oh! I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart. Phil said
Phil then runs off but stops and looks at Batman
Hey aren't you coming? Phil said
No i'm staying here. Batman said
Why? Phil said
Hades is planning to do something to Hercules. Batman said
And? Phil said
I'll stop him right here and now. Batman said
Really? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
Alright well good luck with that. I'm gonna go warn Herc. Phil said
Phil then left to warn Hercules
So...did you get that? Hades said
Yeah okay i'll work on that. Meg said
Good now...oh wait i hear something. Hades said
Hear what? Meg said
I'm sorry...You hear that sound? That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever. Hades said
Hades then poofs some smoke bats at Meg's face
I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him. Meg said
Oh come on you're seriously getting worked up over some guy? Lobo said
This one is different. He's honest, and-and he's sweet. Meg said
Oh my god. Lobo said
Please! Hades said
He would never do anything to hurt me. Meg said
He's a guy! Lobo and Hades both said
Besides, oh, oneness, you can't beat him. He has no weaknesses, he's gonna... Meg said
Meg then turns to Hades who was smirking evilly
I think...he does, Meg. I truly think...he does. Hades said
He's got a weakness huh? Lobo said
Yup and i'm looking right at her. Hades said
Perfect. It's time to destroy that muscle loser. Lobo said
No...no you can't. Meg said
Oh yeah we're going to completely... Hades said
Before Hades could finish he heard something from the bushes
What the? Hades said
What's up? Lobo said
I think i just heard something from the bushes. Hades said
Really? Lobo said
Yeah. Hades said
Do you want me to check it out? Lobo said
Please do. Hades said
Alright. Lobo said
Lobo then went into the bushes to find what was making the noise
Jesus. Someone is trying to ruin my mood. Hades said
Aren't you already moody? Meg said
I don't wanna hear a word from you. Hades said
Hades and Meg were waiting for Lobo to come back but he never did
Ugh what's taking him so long? Hades said
Maybe he went whitewashing. Meg said jokingly
Hades glared angrily at Meg
I know i know. Not a word. Meg said
Alright i'm gonna go check. Hades said
Break a leg. Meg said
Would you shut up? Hades said
Alright fine. Meg said
Before Hades could check Batman came out of the bushes and knocked Hades back
Ow. Hades said
What the? Meg said
Hello Hades. Batman said
Oh great. It's you. Hades said
Please you have to get out of here. Meg said
No. Batman said
What? Meg said
What did you do with Lobo? Hades said
I knocked him out. Batman said
You're joking right? Hades said
No i'm not. Batman said
Of course. Hades said
What are you planning to do to Hercules? Batman said
You expect me to tell you? Hades said
Yes. Batman said
Well too bad i'm not telling. Hades said
And why is that? Batman said
Because that wonderboy is about to meet his end. I Hades the Lord of the Dead am going to destroy Him. Hades said
How are you going to do that? Batman said
I already said i'm not telling. Hades said
Tell me or we're doing this the hard way. Batman said
Oh please i'm not scared of you. Hades said
Really? Batman said
Yeah. Really. I mean you may dress like a bat but just like wonderbrat. You're just a guy. Hades said
And? Batman said
And you and your friends are gonna be destroyed just like him. Hades said
Hmm... Batman said
Hmm what? Hades said
It looks like you chose the hard way. Batman sad
So...you're gonna fight me? Hades said
Yes. Batman said
Alright fine but first...can i ask you a question? Hades said
What is it? Batman said
You said you knocked out Lobo right? Hades said
Yes i did. Batman said
Then how come he's standing behind you? Hades said
What? Batman said
It wasn't long until Lobo came from behind and knocked Batman out
You thought you knocked me out? Think again. Lobo said
Oh no. Meg said
Oh yes. Good job Lobo. Hades said
Thanks. Lobo said
Hades then grabbed Batman's unconscious face and looked at him
Did you really think i didn't notice you from the bushes? Well guess what? I did. Hades said
Please stop. Meg said
No. This guy needs to be taught a lesson. Hades said
What kind of lesson? Meg said
A painful lesson. Hades said
What? Meg said
That's right. I'm gonna burn this freaky bat to a crisp. Hades said
No you can't. Meg said
Yes i can and i'm gonna do it. Hades said
Hades was now preparing to burn Batman but Lobo stopped him
Wait. Lobo said
What is it partner? Hades said
I got a better idea. Lobo said
Really? Hades said
Yup. Lobo said
What idea do you have that's better? Hades said
Buried. Lobo said
Buried? Hades said
Yeah. Buried...alive. Lobo said
What? Hades said
Oh my god Lobo is telling Hades that they should bury Batman alive and that doesn't sound good stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
