The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 138
Lobo and Hades were discussing their plans of how to take care of Hercules they tried to find out if he had any weaknesses but turns out he does have a weakness and it's Meg but before they could leave they encountered Batman
Besides, oh, oneness, you can't beat him. He has no weaknesses, he's gonna... Meg said
Meg then turns to Hades who was smirking evilly
I think...he does, Meg. I truly think...he does. Hades said
He's got a weakness huh? Lobo said
Yup and i'm looking right at her. Hades said
Perfect. It's time to destroy that muscle loser. Lobo said
No...no you can't. Meg said
Oh yeah we're going to completely... Hades said
Before Hades could finish he heard something from the bushes
What the? Hades said
What's up? Lobo said
I think i just heard something from the bushes. Hades said
Really? Lobo said
Yeah. Hades said
Do you want me to check it out? Lobo said
Please do. Hades said
Alright. Lobo said
Lobo then went into the bushes to find what was making the noise
Jesus. Someone is trying to ruin my mood. Hades said
Aren't you already moody? Meg said
I don't wanna hear a word from you. Hades said
Hades and Meg were waiting for Lobo to come back but he never did
Ugh what's taking him so long? Hades said
Maybe he went whitewashing. Meg said jokingly
Hades glared angrily at Meg
I know i know. Not a word. Meg said
Alright i'm gonna go check. Hades said
Break a leg. Meg said
Would you shut up? Hades said
Alright fine. Meg said
Before Hades could check Batman came out of the bushes and knocked Hades back
Ow. Hades said
What the? Meg said
Hello Hades. Batman said
Oh great. It's you. Hades said
Please you have to get out of here. Meg said
No. Batman said
What? Meg said
What did you do with Lobo? Hades said
I knocked him out. Batman said
You're joking right? Hades said
No i'm not. Batman said
Of course. Hades said
What are you planning to do to Hercules? Batman said
You expect me to tell you? Hades said
Yes. Batman said
Well too bad i'm not telling. Hades said
And why is that? Batman said
Because that wonderboy is about to meet his end. I Hades the Lord of the Dead am going to destroy Him. Hades said
How are you going to do that? Batman said
I already said i'm not telling. Hades said
Tell me or we're doing this the hard way. Batman said
Oh please i'm not scared of you. Hades said
Really? Batman said
Yeah. Really. I mean you may dress like a bat but just like wonderbrat. You're just a guy. Hades said
And? Batman said
And you and your friends are gonna be destroyed just like him. Hades said
Hmm... Batman said
Hmm what? Hades said
It looks like you chose the hard way. Batman sad
So...you're gonna fight me? Hades said
Yes. Batman said
Alright fine but first...can i ask you a question? Hades said
What is it? Batman said
You said you knocked out Lobo right? Hades said
Yes i did. Batman said
Then how come he's standing behind you? Hades said
What? Batman said
It wasn't long until Lobo came from behind and knocked Batman out
You thought you knocked me out? Think again. Lobo said
Oh no. Meg said
Oh yes. Good job Lobo. Hades said
Thanks. Lobo said
Hades then grabbed Batman's unconscious face and looked at him
Did you really think i didn't notice you from the bushes? Well guess what? I did. Hades said
Please stop. Meg said
No. This guy needs to be taught a lesson. Hades said
What kind of lesson? Meg said
A painful lesson. Hades said
What? Meg said
That's right. I'm gonna burn this freaky bat to a crisp. Hades said
No you can't. Meg said
Yes i can and i'm gonna do it. Hades said
Hades was now preparing to burn Batman but Lobo stopped him
Wait. Lobo said
What is it partner? Hades said
I got a better idea. Lobo said
Really? Hades said
Yup. Lobo said
What idea do you have that's better? Hades said
Buried. Lobo said
Buried? Hades said
Yeah. Buried...alive. Lobo said
What? Hades said
You heard me. Buried alive. Lobo said
How is that going to kill him? Hades said
It's not. I just thought it'd be funny. Lobo said
What? Okay we're not doing that. Hades said
Okay i got another idea. Lobo said
What is it? Hades said
Buried alive. Lobo said
Are you kidding me? Hades said
Wait let me finish. Lobo said
Alright. Hades said
We bury this bat freak and take care of the others. Lobo said
Which means? Hades said
You destroy that muscle loser and rule the cosmos...while i destroy my targets come back here dig up that bat freak and destroy him too. It's a win-win. Lobo said
I like it. I like it. Hades said
I knew you would. Lobo said
Alright now i want you to start digging. Hades said
Got it. Lobo said
You can't just... Meg said
I'll deal with you in a second. Hades said
Oh no. Meg said
A few minutes later
Hades had watched Lobo who had buried Batman alive
All done. Lobo said
Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Hades said
Hell yeah it is. Lobo said
Anyway now that he's taken care of...let's go take care of the others. Hades said
Yeah let's go. Lobo said
Before Lobo and Hades could leave Meg stood in their way
Wait. Meg said
Meg what are you doing? Hades said
We can't just leave him like that. Meg said
Yeah we can. Lobo said
He had it coming. Hades said
But he doesn't deserve it. Meg said
He did. He definitely did. Hades said
You're awful. Meg said
Sticks and stones babe. Hades said
I'm gonna get him out. Meg said
Before Meg could do so Hades grabbed her
Oh no you don't. Hades said
Hey. Meg said
You know i was being nice to you but now you're pushing my buttons. Hades said
Let me go. Meg said
Not a chance. Besides you're gonna be my secret weapon. Hades said
Secret weapon? Meg said
That's right. You're wonderboy's weakness. Hades said
You can't be serious. Meg said
Oh i am. Hades said
Please let me go. Meg said
Not gonna happen. Hades said
What? Meg said
Yeah. In fact...Lobo? Hades said
What's up? Lobo said
Do you have something to lock her up for a bit? Hades said
Well i have some rope. Lobo said
Perfect. Hades said
Lobo then pulled out some rope and tied up Meg
All done. Lobo said
Good. Hades said
You can't do this to me. Meg said
Hey i warned you Meg and this is what you get. Hades said
But... Meg said
Hades then snapped his fingers and Meg's mouth was covered with smoke
That's enough talk from you. Now then...let's go. Hades said
We're gonna destroy those losers right? Lobo said
Yup. Hades said
Awesome. Lobo said
Lobo Hades and Meg then left to go destroy the other warriors and Hercules while Meg took one last look at Batman's grave and left
A few more minutes later
Batman was still buried alive in his grave until Phil showed up
What is this? A grave? Phil said
Phil then looked at Batman's tombstone
Here lies the stupid bat who thought he could save the day. Wow that's...that's messed up. Phil said
Phil then looked at Batman's grave
I can't believe they buried him. Phil said
While Phil continued to look at Batman's grave a hand popped out of it
Whoa. Phil said
Phil freaked out when a hand popped out of the grave but it turns out it was Batman
(Huffs) Batman huffed
You're alive? Phil said
Phil? Batman said
Yeah it's me. Phil said
Where's Hades? Batman said
Wow Batman has come out of the grave even though he was buried alive in it and it looks like he's looking to get some payback real soon while Phil couldn't believe his eyes when he saw him pop out of the grave stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
