The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 139
After discovering Hercule's weakness Lobo and Hades set out to use it against Hercules and the others and destroy them Batman tried to stop them but was buried alive to save for later Phil came in and saw Batman's grave but was freaked out h when he saw something pop out
Batman was still buried alive in his grave until Phil showed up
What is this? A grave? Phil said
Phil then looked at Batman's tombstone
Here lies the stupid bat who thought he could save the day. Wow that's...that's messed up. Phil said
Phil then looked at Batman's grave
I can't believe they buried him. Phil said
While Phil continued to look at Batman's grave a hand popped out of it
Whoa. Phil said
Phil freaked out when a hand popped out of the grave but it turns out it was Batman
(Huffs) Batman huffed
You're alive? Phil said
Phil? Batman said
Yeah it's me. Phil said
Where's Hades? Batman said
He's gone. Phil said
Gone? Batman said
Yeah. Phil said
Where? Batman said
I don't know. Phil said
We have to stop them. Batman said
Why? Phil said
They're planning to destroy Hercules and the others. Batman said
How? Phil said
With Meg. Batman said
Meg? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
Why Meg? Phil said
Simple...Hercules is in love with her. Batman said
Of course he is. He's nuts for her with his big goo goo eyes. Phil said
And now they're going to use it to their advantage. Batman said
That doesn't sound good. Phil said
No it doesn't Batman said
We gotta go warn Herc. Phil said
Phil then ran off but turned and saw Batman standing around
Aren't you coming? Phil said
You go on ahead. I'll catch up later. Batman said
Why? Phil said
I'm going to come in by surprise. Batman said
Surprise? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
You really want to surprise them? Phil said
That's right. Batman said
That sounds stupid. Phil said
No it isn't. Batman said
Huh? Phil said
It's part of my plan. Batman said
What do you mean? Phil said
Lobo and Hades tried to bury me alive. Batman said
Yeah so? Phil said
So i'll let them think they've buried me. Batman said
And then? Phil said
I'll come in and surprise them. Batman said
And you think that's gonna work? Phil said
I don't think. I know it'll work. Batman said
That's cool. Phil said
Thanks. Batman said
So...what am i supposed to do? Phil said
Just go and warn Hercules. I'll be there soon. Batman said
Are you sure? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
Alright if you say so. Phil said
Phil then left leaving Batman alone
Alright...it's payback time. Batman said
A few minutes later
Hercules was at the stadium doing some exercises
Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Hercules said
Phil walks in with a sad look on his face
Hey Phil. Hercules said
Hey kid. Phil said
What happened to you? Hercules said
Kid, we gotta talk. Phil said
Oh, Phil, I just had the greatest day of my life! Hercules said
Kid, listen to me i need to... Phil said
I-I can't stop thinking about Meg. She's something else. Hercules said
Kid! I'm tryin' to talk to ya! Will you come down here and listen? Phil said
Aw, how can i come down there when i'm feeling so up? Hercules said
Hercules then jumps up into the clouds but while Phil was trying to talk to Hercules a pegasus mare appears and makes Pegasus follow her in a pen unfortunately for Pegasus the mare splits into two parts which turn into Pain and Panic
Gotcha. Pain said
Ah, very nice! What I'm trying to say is... Phil said
That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met her. Hercules said
What? Phil said
Oh, I owe ya big time. Little guy, I do. Hercules said
Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds? Phil said
Hercules starts to box with Phil
Rule #38, Come on, Phil, keep them up there, huh? Hercules said
Kid will you just listen to... Phil said
Phil, I got two words for ya. Duck! Hercules said
Listen to me! She's... Phil said
A dream come true? Hercules said
Not exactly. Phil said
More beautiful than Aphrodite? Hercules said
Aside from that! Phil said
The most beautiful... Hercules said
She's a fraud! Phil said
What? Hercules said
It's true. She's been playin' ya for a sap! Phil said
Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. Hercules said
I'm not kiddin' around. Phil said
Look i know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to... Hercules said
Kid, you're missin' the point. Phil said
The point is i love her. Hercules said
She don't love you. Phil said
You're crazy. Hercules said
She's nothin' but a two-timin'... Phil said
Stop it! Hercules said
No-good, lyin', schemin'... Phil said
Shut up! Hercules said
Hercules knocks Phil at a bunch of weight equipment
Phil, i...i'm sorry i...i didn't mean to... Hercules said
Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine. Phil said
Phil finally had enough and started to leave
Phil, wait. Where are you going? Hercules said
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here. I'm goin' home. Phil said
Fine! Go! Just...Go! I don't...i don't need you. Hercules said
I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ. Not the all-time chump. Phil said
Phil then leaves sadly
A few more minutes later
The other warriors were coming back to the stadium after checking out the city
Man that was great. Punk said
I know. Sophitia said
Hulk liked it. Hulk said
Did you like it Hulk? Sophitia said
Yes. Hulk said
Excellent. Sophitia said
Hulk really liked it. Hulk said
I wonder how Hercules is doing? Punk said
I'm sure he's having a wonderful time with Meg. But... Sophitia said
But what? Punk said
I'm just wondering how Batman's doing. Sophitia said
I'm sure he's fine. Punk said
Yes but... Sophitia said
Don't worry he'll be back soon. Trust me. Punk said
Okay. Sophitia said
While the warriors were walking back to the stadium they saw Phil walking by down
Phil? Punk said
What are you doing? Sophitia said
What does it look like i'm doing? I'm leaving. Phil said
Why? Did you have an argument or something? Punk said
Yes i did have an argument. Phil said
Oh. Punk said
With who? Sophitia said
Hercules. That's who. Phil said
What happened? Sophitia said
I don't wanna talk about it. Phil said
What? Sophitia said
Why not? Punk said
You wanna know why? Ask him yourselves cause i'm done. I'm leaving. Phil said
Phil then continued to leave
Wow. Punk said
What could've happened? Sophitia said
I don't know. Punk said
Hulk thinks we should talk to Hercules. Hulk said
Obviously. Punk said
I agree. I mean Phil did say we should ask Hercules what happened. Sophitia said
Exactly. Now let's go see what's up. Punk said
It looks like there's some trouble brewing not only did Hercules and Phil have an argument but now Lobo and Hades are now coming to expose Hercules for the fraud that he already is stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
