The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 141
The warriors except Batman were just coming back from checking out the city and heading to the stadium they saw Phil and asked him what was wrong but he told them to ask Hercules so they went to ask Hercules and he told them about the argument he had with Phil the warriors were a little upset and asked Hercules to find Phil and apologize to him but before they could however...
Hercules was now going to show the gang his skills but before he could the torches of the stadium went out
Huh? Hercules said
What the hell? Punk said
What's going on? Sophitia said
I don't know. Punk said
Hulk kinda creeped out a little. Hulk said
Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh? Hades said
The gang looked up and saw Hades who jumped and landed before them
Hades. the others said
That's right. The one and only. Hades said
You're Hades? Hercules said
Uh yeah. Hades said
Lobo then also showed up
Don't forget about me. Lobo said
Lobo. the others said
Yup. Lobo said
What do you want? Hercules said
I just want to talk to you kid. Hades said
Anything you say to Hercules you can say to us. Punk said
Sorry but i don't have time to deal with you three. Hades said
It may be the three of us right now but Batman will come back soon. Sophitia said
Are you sure about that? Lobo said
What white man mean? Hulk said
Yeah what are you talking about? Punk said
Your bat friend isn't coming back. Hades said
Why? Punk said
He's just been BA. Lobo said
BA? Sophitia said
What does BA mean? Punk said
You guys don't know what BA means? Lobo said
Nope. Punk said
No. Sophitia said
Hulk say no. Hulk said
No. Hercules said
BA means buried alive. Lobo said
What? they all said
You...you buried him? Sophitia said
Alive. Lobo said
Why? Punk said
Because it's funny. Lobo said
That is not funny. Sophitia said
It is to me. Lobo said
Ugh. Sophitia said
Dude no one says BA. Punk said
I know but i was just trying to be creative. Lobo said
Creative? Doubt it. Punk said
Shut up asshole. Lobo said
Uh hello back to me please? Hades said
You said you want to talk to me? Hercules said
That's right and i can't do it with these three right here messing with me. Hades said
They're my friends. Hercules said
Oh they're your friends? Well guess what? I don't care. Lobo? Hades said
Yeah? Lobo said
Do you have something that will keep these guys occupied while i talk to the kid? Hades said
I sure do. Lobo said
Lobo then took out a rope gun and shot it at the other's wrists keeping them trapped
What the? Sophitia said
Seriously? Punk said
Hulk can't break free. Hulk said
Guys. Hercules said
All done. Lobo said
Perfect. Now kid let's talk. Hades said
You're really Hades? Hercules said
That's right. Baboom. Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi. How ya doin'? Hades said
Look not now, okay? Hercules said
Hey, hey, i only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, i've got a major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. And Herc, you little devil you, may i call you Herc? You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it. Hades said
You've got the wrong guy. Hercules said
Hear me out, ya little...heh-heh. Hades said
Hades looked like he was going to kill Hercules but he calmed down
Just hear me out, okay? Hades said
Okay. Hercules said
So I would be eternally grateful if you would just...take a day off from this hero business of yours. Geez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. Phew You wait a day, okay? Hades said
What? You're out of your mind. Hercules said
Not so fast, because, ya see, I do have a little leverage...you might wanna know about. Hades said
Leverage? Hercules said
Yeah. Leverage. Hades said
What are you talking about? Hercules said
Watch this. Hades said
Hades snaps his fingers and Megara appears
Meg! the warriors and Hercules said
Don't listen, Herc... Meg said
Meg was then tied up and fell to the ground Hercules tries to approach her but she disappears
Let her go! Hercules said
Oh i will...if you make a deal with me. Hades said
A deal? Hercules said
That's right. A deal. Hades said
What are you planning to do? Sophitia said
Are you going to kill him? Punk said
Blue fire hair man bad. Hulk said
Shut up. This doesn't concern you three. This is between me and the kid. Hades said
Wow. Punk said
Anyway where was i? Oh yeah i wanna make a deal with you. Hades said
I'm listening. Hercules said
Here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay? Say, the next 24 hours and Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm. We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What d'ya say? Come on. Hades said
People are...are gonna get hurt, aren't they? Hercules said
Nah! I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell ya? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh? Hades said
Hades then approached Meg and grabs her face
Isn't Meg...little smoochy face...isn't she more important than they are? Hades said
Stop it! Hercules said
Isn't she? Hades said
You gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm. Hercules said
Fine, okay, I'll give you that one. Meg is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back, yadda-yadda, fine print, boilerplate, baboom. Okay? We're done, what d'ya say we shake on it? Hades said
Hades then held his hand to Hercules
You want me to shake your Hand? Hercules said
Yes. I want you to shake my hand. Hades said
Dude no. Punk said
Don't do it Hercules. Sophitia said
Hulk don't think that's a good idea. Hulk said
Do you mind? So...what do you say kid? Hades said
What? Hercules said
I mean hey, i really don't have, like, time to bat this around. I'm kind of on a schedule here, I got plans for August. Okay? I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice... Hades said
All right! Hercules said
Yes, we're there! Bam! Hades said
They shake hands and Hades takes away Hercules's strength
Oh no. Sophitia said
Holy crap. Punk said
You may feel just a little queasy, it's kinda natural. Maybe you should sit down. Hades said
Hades then lifts a weighted object and throws it at Hercules
Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else. isn't it just peachy? Hades said
What did you do to Hercules? Sophitia said
I took away his strength. Hades said
What? Sophitia said
You mean? Hercules said
That's right kid you're weak now. Hades said
I see. Hercules said
Of course you do i mean why wouldn't you...oh. Hades said
What now? Hercules said
I got a little surprise. Hades said
A surprise? Hercules said
Yup. Hades said
What surprise? Hercules said
Trust me you'll love this. Hades said
Hades then approached Meg again
Meg, babe. A deal's a deal. You're off the hook. By the way, Herc. Is she not, like, a fabulous little actress? Hades said
Stop it. Meg said
What do you mean? Hercules said
Yeah what are you talking about? Punk said
What you all don't know? Hades said
Uh oh not only has Hercules lost his strength but Hades is planning to reveal something what could it be stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED