The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse

Chapter 170

After a long search the Warriors had finally Rodney who was the blue robot and after introducing themselves and explaining everything to him they were heading to Bigweld Industries to help him meet Bigweld and become an inventor

The gang approached the gang at Bigweld Industries hoping they would get inside

Is this the place? Punk said

Yes, it is. Rodney said

It's so huge. Sophitia said

I know right? Rodney said

Let's go in. Batman said

Yeah. Rodney said

Hold on a sec. Punk said

What is it? Rodney said

Are you sure you wanna do this? Punk said

Yes. Rodney said

Then let's go inside. Sophitia said

Yeah. Rodney said

Before they could go inside Bigweld Industries a small robot worker called out to them

Excuse me. Can I help you all? the small robot worker said

Sorry, we were just... Rodney said

Rodney looked at the small robot worker and he looked very familiar

What? the small robot worker said

Hey, you're Tim from the TV show. Rodney said

That's me. the small robot worker said

Who? the others said

He's a small robot worker from an old tv show. Rodney said

Oh. the others said

Makes sense. Punk said

Yup. I'm Tim. Tim said

Well, hey, Tim. Who closed the gate? It's never supposed to... Rodney said

Yeah, okay, what do you want? Tim said

Okay, rude. Punk said

I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld. I'm an inventor. Rodney said

Rodney then showed his invention to Tim

What about them? Tim said as pointed at the others

They're with me. Rodney said

With you? Tim said

Yeah. They're my bodyguards. Rodney said

Bodyguards? Sophitia said

Just play along. Rodney whispered

Oh, why didn't you say so? Tim said

So are you gonna let us in? Punk said

Of course. Stand back. Tim said

Tim took out a key and opened the gate which the building behind it

Whoa. Punk said

Interesting. Batman said

Amazing. Sophitia said

Hulk impressed. Hulk said

Do you all like it? Tim said

Yeah, we do. Punk said

Well then go right in and check it out. Tim said

Thanks. Rodney said

Before the gang could go in the gate instantly closed

What the hell? Punk said

What? Rodney said

Ha ha ha I got you. You see because you were all excited and then boom! Tim said

Dude. Not cool. Punk said

I agree. That wasn't nice. Sophitia said

Relax it was just a joke. Tim said

A really mean joke. Sophitia said

All right, I had my laugh. Go on in. Tim said

Tim opened the gate again and before they could go in the gate closed again

Again what the hell. Punk said

Ha ha ha now, that's funny. The second time. Tim said

Dude, what is your problem? Punk said

Punk's right. Why did you do that again? Sophitia said

Why? Because it's my job. Tim said

What? Punk said

You really think I'm gonna let you all in? But i'm not. Tim said

Why? Rodney said

Sorry, kid, nobody gets in. Company rules. Tim said

Company rules? Batman said

Yup. Tim said

Company ru...? Well, then how do they hire new inventors? Rodney said

Yeah how? Punk said

They don't. Those days are over. Tim said

What? the gang said

Sorry, you came all the way for nothing. But hey if you want my advice: Come back two years ago then the job is yours. Tim said

Tim started to laugh again while the gang was upset

Seriously? Punk said

What do we do now? Sophitia said

I don't know. Punk said

Rodney looked at the building until he thought of something

Hmm... Rodney said

You got a plan Rodney? Punk said

Why yes I do. Rodney said

What is it? Sophitia said

Okay here's the plan... Rodney said

Meanwhile

A bunch of business robots were watching Bigweld on the screen in a staff meeting

So remember, whether a bot is made of new parts, old parts or spare parts...you can shine no matter what you're made of. Bigweld said

The screen of Bigweld was paused by a handsome robot

My goodness, what a remarkable legacy. Concern for the common robot. You don't come across old-fashioned values like that anymore, friends. And for good reason. the handsome robot said

What kind of good reason? the nervous robot said squeezing a toy

There's no money in it! the handsome robot said

Oh. the nervous robot said

Hello? Memo to Bigweld: We're not a charity. the handsome robot said

We're not? the first business robot said

No. That's why old fat face no longer sits in the big chair. the handsome robot said

He isn't? the second business robot said

No. He's a relic. So I don't wanna hear another, "Where's Bigweld?" the handsome robot said

The handsome robot starts making some weird noises

We'll see him next month at the Bigweld Ball. He always goes to that. the third business robot said

The handsome robot stops making weird noises and got serious

I'm sorry what did you say? the handsome robot said

That we'll see Bigweld next month at the Bigweld Ball? the third business robot said

The handsome robot pressed a button and sent the third business robot falling down a trap door

Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny...out of Mr. and Mrs. Average-Knucklehead. the handsome robot said

The handsome robot pressed another button which closed all of the curtains leaving the business room dark and another screen showed up

What's our big-ticket item? the handsome robot said

All of the business robots shrugged their arms

It wasn't long until a bunch of other screens appeared and then a huge screen appeared

Upgrades, people. Upgrades. That's how we make the dough. the handsome robot said

Oh. the business robots said

Now, if we're telling robots that no matter what they're made of, they're "fine"...how can we expect them to feel crummy enough about themselves...to buy our upgrades and make themselves look better? the handsome robot said

Look better? the business robots said

Yes robots need to look better. Therefore, i've come up with a new slogan. the handsome robot said

What's it called? the business robot said

I'm glad you asked. The new slogan is called...

Suddenly a bunch of letters appeared on the huge screen

"Why be you when you can be new?" the handsome robot said

Oooh. the business robots said

You all like it huh? the handsome robot said

Yes. the business robots said

Good. the handsome robot said

The handsome robot pressed another button opening the curtains and turning off the screens

I gotta tell you, I think it's brilliant...but, honestly, i'd like to hear what you employees think about this. the handsome robot said

The business robots looked at each other before looking at the handsome robot cheering for him

Hear, hear. the first business robot said

Out of the ballpark, Ratchet. the second business robot said

Thank you. Thank you. You are too kind. the handsome robot said

Back to the others

The gang was hanging onto Rodney's invention while trying to see what was going on inside Bigweld Industries

You're doing great Wonderbot. Rodney said

(Noises) Wonderbot said

Really great. Rodney said

(Noises) Wonderbot said

Now whatever you do don't look down. Rodney said

(Noises) Wonderbot said

Are you sure this is gonna work? Punk said

Trust me it'll be fine. Rodney said

Why are we doing this again? Sophitia said

It's simple we're going to ride on Wonderbot and find out what's going on. Rodney said

Oh. Sophitia said

We shouldn't be doing this. Batman said

I know but i have to find out why Bigweld Industries isn't accepting inventors. Rodney said

Maybe they just moved on. Punk said

I don't buy that. Rodney said

Just saying. Punk said

Hulk need to use the bathroom again. Hulk said

Seriously? Punk said

I just hope we don't get caught. Sophitia said

Don't worry it'll be quick. Rodney said

Really? Sophitia said

Yes. Rodney said

I hope you're right. Sophitia said

I hope so too but anyway the gang was hanging onto Rodney's invention the Wonderbot while figuring out what's going on in Bigweld Industries will they succeed or probably fail stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED