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Welcome to L.A

Somewhere in Los Angeles, California; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were watching Cartman jumping homeless people on a skateboard. It's been several hours since they lured all the homeless that overran their hometown of South Park, Colorado to where they are right now, and Cartman has spent a large part of it doing what he's doing right now. Soon, he was starting to get bored of it, and puts the skateboard aside somewhere.

"Finally." said Stan. Kyle looks over at Stan.

"So, what should we do now, dude?" asked Kyle.

"Should we go home now?" asked Kenny. Stan looks towards Los Angeles and thinks of something.

"Well, I don't see what the rush is." said Stan.

"What do you mean, dude?" asked Kyle.

"Well, it's not like we're missing out on anything important back home, and I don't really feel like cleaning up the mess that the homeless people made." said Stan.

"Dude, I'm pretty sure that the townspeople back home did more damage than the homeless people did." said Kyle.

"Fair point, Kyle." said Stan. Kenny looks towards a nearby beach and sees several women in bikinis.

"Maybe Stan's right." said Kenny. "We should take the time and check L.A out for a little while."

"Yeah!" said Cartman. "We can check out Universal Studios!"

"We can check out Hollywood also." said Kenny.

"Maybe a big-time director will make me a movie star." said Cartman.

"Only reason anyone will use you in anything movie-related is using your fat ass as a movie screen." said Kyle.

"Shut up, Kyle!" shouts Cartman.

"But where are we gonna stay in the meantime?" asked Kenny. Stan looks towards the bus they rode to L.A in.

"Well, there's always the bus." said Stan.

"Sounds better than sleeping on the ground like those guys." said Cartman as he looks towards some nearby homeless people.

"And we can use the bus to get around." said Kyle.

"Good idea, dude." said Stan. They all enter the bus and start driving towards downtown L.A. What they didn't notice is that one of the male homeless people there was seriously ill-looking. He coughed a few times before seemingly choking on something, then die. Five minutes later, the homeless man wakes up, and gets to his feet. He staggers over to another homeless man who was sleeping on a nearby bench, pins his shoulders down, then bites down on his face, waking him, and making him scream out in agony.

Meanwhile, the boys were enjoying everything that L.A had to offer. They saw sights such as the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the big Hollywood sign they probably saw lots of times in commercials, magazines, or movies; the Santa Monica Pier, and of course, Universal Studios. They were just getting off Transformers the Ride: 3D with excited looks on their faces.

"Dudes, that was awesome!" said Stan.

"I know, right?!" said Kyle.

"That ride kicked ass!" said Cartman.

"I'm glad we chose to lure the homeless people to California." said Kenny.

"Next time South Park becomes overrun by homeless, can we try luring them to Hawaii?" asked Cartman.

"Don't be stupid, Cartman." said Kyle. "How are we supposed to drive a bus there?"

"We'll think of something." said Cartman. Stan was looking at his device for more stuff they could do.

"You guys! There's an E3 expo going on near here!" said Stan.

"Kick ass, dude!" said Kyle.

"Let's go!" said Kenny.

"Can we get something to eat first?" asked Cartman.

"You just had four hotdogs, two servings of fries, a large soda, and two ice cream cones!" said Kyle.

"But I'm still hungry!" said Cartman.

"Fine. We'll grab a quick snack, then go to E3." said Stan. While they go off to find a food stand, a part of L.A was in total chaos. People were running around in mass panic because zombies were staggering all over, eating anyone they can get their hands on. Fires were starting in parts of the city, cars were crashing, and people were dying left and right, then rising up and eating other people a few minutes later; all while the boys were looking at a game trailer for a new game that'll be coming out in a few months.

A few hours later, the boys were starting to get a little sleepy, so they headed back to the bus. Fortunately, they figured on their journey from Colorado to California would take a while, so they packed bedding, just in case.

"Man, today was sweet!" said Kyle.

"Can we stay a little longer?" asked Cartman.

"I don't know, you guys." said Stan.

"Think about it, Stan; if we go back now, we'll probably have to help clean up the mess that the homeless people, and also the adults back home have made." said Kenny.

"And do you really want to go back home to your dad?" asked Kyle.

"Now that you put it that way, I guess we can stay here a couple more days, a week tops." said Stan.

"Kewl!" said Cartman. The boys then went inside the bus and shut the door behind them. They were busy settling in for the night that they didn't see the fires that were burning in the cityscape behind the bus.

End of Chapter 1