Web head volume 2

A/N ok drunk me is at it again so let's see what I got. Once again I point out I'm a drunk writer

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN MARVEL OR SPIDERMAN I'M SIMPLY A DRUNK WRITER.

'Hey it's me again, Peter Parker…. Spiderman.. Anyway when I last left you I apprehended this chameleon guy who was hired to frame me, doesn't sound too good and neither does the schools late bell….'

Mr. Aaron Warren, midtown highs senior history teacher was not happy when Peter tried to sneak into class 7 minutes late…. "Mister Parker! Do you know what time it is right now?" Trying to fake innocence as if he doesn't know what's wrong stutters a quick 8:37 "and when does class start Mr Parker?!" Head down ashamed "8:30 sir, I'm sorry I'm late but it won't happen agai…." But his teacher cut him off "you have said that time and time again, this IS a history class and as the saying goes those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it, eh take a sit I'll decide your punishment later. Alright class I hope SOME OF YOU are prepared for today's test…." As he was passing out the test a blonde haired, blue eyed girl dressed in a mismatch of colors whispered "hiya petey what kept ya? Do you know how hard I've worked to get you to pass history… if you don't even show up I'd have wasted all that effort" despite how close their nonspecific relationship was Peter was having a hard time listening to Gwen, he kept obsessing over who could have hired the chameleon until finally both Gwen and mister Warren got his attention "Peter!" They simultaneously yelled nearly knocking him out of his desk. "Your test Mr. Parker… let's hope you pass this time, one more failure or incomplete and you will have to repeat the course in the summer, are we clear…?" After an acknowledging nod Gwen started whispering again "you ok Pete? You've been less and less like yourself for almost a year… you used to pass everything no matter what now you're lucky if your grades are better than Harry's…" as much as Harry was their friend it was no secret that he had a lot of struggles one of which was school work. While trying and failing to smile reassuringly "don't worry I'm fine still just trying to adjust to everything, I never was very good with change you know but hey pizza night tonight whadda say gweny pie? 'Was that too much…? I mean i know it seems like we're a couple but what if we're not? Oh man her face yeah that was definitely too much oh great now what do I do…?' You don't have to Gwen you know if you're busy or something…." But Gwen just started giggling "are you kidding pizza night with my guy of course I'll be there! But how about we leave the gweny pie stuff to my mom" Her excitement however caused a very harsh reminder to be quiet and work "who's idea was it to put a history class like this first period anyway" Peter whispered lastly before quietly starting to work.

Meanwhile the mysterious large man known as the kingpin is on the phone with his chief scientist "so tell me phineous how is progress on the battle suit coming along? Wonderful it's about time mister Beck got the chance to square his debt to me, have him released at once.

Not long after Captain Stacy is questioning Quentin Beck a low level drug pusher that is part of a growing city wide epidemic about the operation "Mister beck for the past 7 months you have been selling a dangerous mutagenic drug called fuse, my tech guy track the transactions back to one of Silvermaines offshore accounts but surprisingly not for his own use so tell me if those profits weren't going to Silvermaine who the hell were they going to?" Captain Stacy asked to no reply and immediately after someone barged into the room, an overweight, poorly groomed, short man in a suit babbling way too fast to understand. "Whoa who do you think you are? You can't just barge in here like this?!" But the man was unfazed and calmed himself enough to speak coherently "I'm Franklyn Nelson I'm his attorney and my client is to be immediately released into my custody with all charges dropped." Outraged the Captain yelled "release him?! Your client has been apprehended many many times for dealing dangerous mutagenic drugs, what makes you think I'd let him go?!" In an eerie calm he replied while taking out a document from his briefcase "because I have a court order from judge Lincoln and if you refuse to comply we will be forced to sue and believe me Captain that's not a battle that you will win." Much to the captain's anger and suspicion he complied.

About an hour later at around 4 that afternoon Peter figured he had some time before Gwen got here and he wanted to see if he can get some answers so he or rather spiderman swung over to the police station roof to meet up with a coworker, spiderman and captain Stacy have been working together when needed for the past few months despite the Chiefs bring down spiderman no matter what policy. When spidey landed he was greeted by a very annoyed cop "you're late. We agreed to meet once a week to compare notes on Fridays at exactly 4 o'clock and here you are 9 minutes late with me just standing around. Do you have any idea how much trouble I'd be in if I was seen working with you? I could lose my badge, I could be sent to prison, I'd lose my family, my daughter so when you're supposed to be here you will be here! Is that understood?" Spidey just nods "ok now my guys arrested this scumbag drug dealer selling some kind of chemical steroid pills or something that tied back to the mess you made of the mob, chiefs still freaking out over that by the way, then some lawyer just comes in and gets him off out of nowhere… something's going on and it has to do with you doesn't it." Whenever he meets with Captain Stacy as spider man he tries his best not to say much after all he can easily recognize Peter Parker's voice. "Chameleon was hired by someone to pass me a message, I think someone is trying to take silvermaines place, if he hired the chameleon and the lawyer we need to assume everyone is compromised. I'll do what I can Captain, stay safe, don't trust anyone." However Stacy looked more than a little annoyed "I've been a cop a long time I don't need some super powered kid telling me how to do my job I can handle myself thank you, look just bring down whoever the hell is behind this alright and we'll go from there (he hands him a very high tech phone) here take this, I got it from the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. he's an old friend no questions asked, it's untraceable, my number's programed in plus some other bells and whistles that I don't understand. If we're gonna really work together spider man it best we can communicate." With that spiderman solutted and jumped off the roof away.

Peter got home, Gwen came over, they pigged out on pizza, they were curled up on the couch and just as Gwen was about to kiss him suddenly a loud theme started playing: dungna na dunga na na na nannaah ninaera nan "pete what's that? Whoa when did you get a new phone? It looks really expensive…" Gwen remarked, Gwen had taken it upon herself to help Peter budget himself after uncle Ben d…. After, but a fancy new phone with a loud annoying ringtone wasn't something she expected. "Hang on a sec Gwen gotta take this" he told her when climbing off the couch and her without missing a beat, running into the bathroom. "Effhhum yes Captain…?" He asked in his best "gruff" voice. "Some lunatic in second rate Iron man armor is blowing up park Avenue calling you out. Get here!" He hung up before he could say anything else and went out the bathroom window something Gwen didn't fail to notice, she's been suspicious of whatever has been going on with Peter for months and she WILL find out what it is.

When spiderman arrives he was expecting someone in maybe one of Mr. Starks stolen prototypes never recovered after the expos A.I.M. attack not some weirdo in green armor, a purple cape, and a…. Fishbowl on his head? "Hey there bubble brain where'd you get your tech? A pet smart?,walmart? K mart? It's definitely not target." "I am mysterio master of technology and deception!" After mysterios outburst spiderman just burst into hysterical laughter "hhhaa oh man you? The master of technology? Hahhhaa oh man that's a killer and I thought I was funny!" he then blasts strange green energy at our hero causing him to jump between street lamps "oh yeah with those kind of energy blasts i'm thinking you got your tech from the dollar store" "shut up you wall crawling annoyance! To think someone as laughable as you has the best so worried" 'great another super thug from our mysterious new crime lord' Mysterio tries to throw a bomb but it's webbed stuck to his hand destroying the suit and leaving the man inside: Quentin Beck disfigured. "Freeze spiderman!" 'oh right I knew I was forgetting something, the part where chief watanabe tries to arrest me' "sorry I can't stay I have someone else that needs the old spideys attention tonight I can't keep blowing her off all the time, I'm sorry chief but maybe we can still be friends…" spider man said before webbing off. "Uurrh let's get an ambulance down here now!" Yuri instructed her officers.

As soon as he arrived home he sent George a text on the new shield phone that beck was hired by this new boss and to see what he can find out from him. Peter figured Gwen left by the time he got home but she was in the living room still a little surprised when she heard a thump coming from upstairs and even more surprised when she saw a tired bruised and muscular Peter laying in his bed. "Huah my god Peter what happen to you…?" But he was already fast asleep.

Kingpin was more than a little upset about mysterio's awful performance "do you have any idea how much time and money it took to make that suit?! It will take forever to rebuild it!."

Several hours later Captain Stacy visits Beck in the hospital "let's try this again beck who do you work for? Where'd you get that suit? What is the point of all this?" But he refuses to answer "dammit who the hell is your boss you piece of crap!, this nonsense is putting countless people at risk and so help me my daughter won't be one of them! Now you're gonna tell me what you know or things are gonna get a whole lot worse for you."

A/N ooooooohhh careful Captain don't go too far. Here's my second installment of my drunken blackout spiderman story hope you enjoy. By the way the ringtone is supposed to be the 60s spiderman spiderman song without words, Captain stacy's idea of a joke. Until next time I get hammered and right another chapter true believers.