Web head volume 4
A/N I never try to write something sober so no change here
Disclaimer: I'm not a multibillion dollar company full of interesting characters so I guess I don't own spider-man.
'Hey it's me again, the old web head…,? Anyway right now I'm on my way to the fancy Osborn penthouse to try and apologize to Harry about blowing him off the other day, he got a D on the test. Gwen is still not talking to me and as surprisingly open George is about "rooting for us" I don't want to risk the fury of an angry cop dad, I'll just give her a little time she'll cool off right?' As the elevator ascends to the penthouse Peter is greeted to the sight of seemingly elderly man with greying brown hair, greenish brown eyes, glasses, a tall slim figure, and a very pronounced long nose arguing with a man in an expensive teal vest who looked like an older harry not surprising since he's Harry's dad norman, 'Norman has a lot of insanely high expectations for Harry that to stormin Norman's disappointment he can't live up to. It never quite feels like a home at the Osborn household but maybe that's just me' "for the last time Adrian I will no longer approve funding for your "special projects" so either you deal with whatever else you're assigned going forward or we need to reconsider your future at oscorp… Peter! So nice to see you again, here to patch things up with Harry huh? Now that's the way to do it my boy owning up to your mistakes and taking the initiative to make them right." Peter is having some real difficulty fighting the need to roll his eyes at Norman's not so subtle favoritism he has for our young hero. 'He does know I'M not his son and Harry IS right…?' "Yeah great mister o but I gotta find Harry so I'll get out of your way now" of course he didn't fail to notice the anger from this Adrian guy as he made his way out.
As soon as Peter walked into Harry's room things started to spiral "eh what do you want Pete." 'Wow this is going well' "Look Harry I know you needed help, that I said I was gonna help then didn't but man it was a crazy day I was running all over trying to get footage to show off for the interview, something's up with me and Gwen, I had the interview, I got the j….. Ok I just totally spaced I'm sorry buddy" "I'll get over it pal but if you can't actually help just say so ok?" Pounding fists while laughing they agreed before Harry shifted the subject "so what's the dealo with you and Gwen? You guys finally became official am I right? And here you are screaming things up already… what would you do without me man…? So what'd you do?" "Hey what makes you think I d….." Peter protests but gives up after the blank stare Harry gives him "Ok fine, I really have had a lot of stuff going on lately so I've been very uh distracted and now Gwen thinks I'm hiding something. She won't even talk to me, let me explain. I don't know what I'm gonna do Harry." "Let me see what I can do." panicked "no wait Harry don't" but Harry just chuckles to himself "relax Pete I've got this" but something about the grin on Harry's face was less than convincing.
When Peter got back home he received a video call from jolly Jameson himself. As soon as old mustache popped up on screen he could be heard across the state "Parker! The bugle was supposed to have headline spiderman footage catching that crook in the act this morning! So why is it that I didn't get any spiderman video this morning?! GET ME SOME SHOW STOPPING A MATERIAL SPIDER THUG FOOTAGE IN 62.15 MINUTES OR YOU'RE FIRED!" Beep beep beep 'man if I knew Jameson would be so difficult to work for AND hated spiderman so much I would have NEVER applied.' Daannaannnaaagggg da nanna na na hhaaahhh Hannah na nah "Gwen hey listen I know you're upset but please let me explain I…." "What the hell is your problem Peter?!" 'uh oh….' "oh man what did Harry say…?" This only seemed to make things worse "Harry didn't say anything to me. Did you talk to Harry about all this?! Beg him to fix things for you?!" 'Oh man this is not good "what Gwen no please just listen and….." "Save it! I may have been in love with you all of high school but I'm too smart to waste my time with your BS, good bye Peter." "Wait! Gwen please don't!" Beep beep beep "hang up…" of course aunt may being aunt may was right there listening. As she walks in his room with a basket of fresh laundry "so care to tell me why Gwen's so mad at you…." Peter clearly feels more ashamed then even he should "you know there's just been… been a lot going on and I wasn't exactly very open with her so I guess I'm just wasting her time or something… I don't know maybe it's for the best." 'Ok I don't like that look in her face…..' "Peter Parker Gwen is mad at you because she feels like you don't trust her! Now you are to go over there right now and fix this! This girl loves you so if you love her than you will make this right, besides I do want to be a great aunt someday you know…. I think you guys would make such loving parents" 'Eeerrrruueeaahhhhra thanks for that aunt may'
As the wall crawler is swinging on over to gwens, getting Spidey video in the process this weirdo in a green mechanical wingsuit just knocks him right out of the air. "Man that was one big, ugly, airsick pigeon, what is it with so many of my enemies dressing in green? Well better check it out!" but as he approaches he's slashed and battered into the dumpster of a disgusting rat filled ally. "I guess momma stork never taught you any manners bird brain!" Spidey quips painfully mostly out of desperation to an uncaring, soaring off vulture man.
When Peter limps up to the Stacy household one suspended police Captain answers the door to the web heads slight horror. "Mister Parker. Don't get me wrong kid I like you and Gwen sure as hell does but you've toyed with my baby girls heart so believe me if my lieutenant didn't confiscate my gun we would be having a VERY different conversation right now," before things could get any more uncomfortable a woman with light blonde hair, bright blue eyes, the spitting image of an older Gwen walks up to the door in a kitchen peeling of a pair of rubber gloves. "Oh stop teasing him George and just let him in so he can patch things up with gwennie pie" 'This is Helen stacy Gwen's mother, she's a nurse at Manhattan general hospital and definitely a lot uh nicer than her dad' the captain reluctantly stepped aside "just remember just because I don't have my gun right now doesn't mean I can't kill you, make up with my daughter or die." 'I honestly have no idea if he's kidding or not so I'll just go find Gwen. Fast'
'It probably wasn't the best idea just barging into her room. She slugged me with a baseball bat' "oh my god Peter what the hell are you doing?! Get out! Gooooo!" "Gwen if you can just wait a second for my head to stop spinning and these stars to go away I'll explain.." After not being kicked out he continued it's been a real crazy time for me, running around trying to find ways to lighten aunt May's load, help Harry out, relax with you most of which tend to interrupt each other and I guess after uncle Ben it hasn't been easy for me to get close to anyone….. But Gwen I want you to be the exception, I love you." Gwens lost in thought she really doesn't know what to do. "I love you too Peter but we've come very far VERY fast and if you're having difficulties opening up then maybe we should wait…..? Back off for a little bit so we can both sort things out, be sure of what we really want. Ok?" As Peter is getting ready to leave Helen "happens to" walk by "oh hey Peter you wanna stay for dinner?" 'Well this is awkward… even though Gwen still is technically my girlfriend getting my head on straight tonight probably isn't easy to do at Gwen's dinner table' as he moves to the front door slowly opening it "thanks. You know I would Mrs. Stacy but really I…" "he can't." Gwen abruptly finished for him. "Oh really? You sure? We'd love to have you." I'm not so sure George feels that way right now…' "yes he's sure" says the captain as he shuts the door in Pete's face.
While walking back home 'was that a win or not? I can't really tell… guess I'll see how Gwens feeling tomorrow still I….. Whoa!' A massive gust of wind blows by him as he sees the green armor clad vulture fly by. "Man what's feather head up to now…?" Spidey tales him to a warehouse where both the old beak and the web head are ambushed by a strange man in a green and yellow electric sort of costume and a bad scar on his face in a starfish shape. "Well lookie here at what's landing in my bug zapper….." "Bug zapper?! Really vulchy after all we've been through together you lead me right into a trap…? I'm truly hurt! Did our time together mean nothing to you?!" Spidey quipped but then noticed vulture is just as surprised as he is. "And he's not with you is he…?" "No he is not! I work alone pest!" Electro then prepares to fire a massive amount of electricity at them both. "Hummina hummina hummina…." Spiderman stutters.
A/N Well there's that….. Cliffhanger I know. Do you think I should stick to being really drunk or should I try to write sober? Until next time true believers!