Web head volume 5
Disclaimer: I'm drunk but not drunk enough to think I own spider-man.
A/N drunk me is back so let's see what we got.
'Hey it's still spiderman…. The same guy it was the last few times…. Anyway last time I had chased the vulture right to yet another bad guy, some lunatic made of electricity…. So let's see how the ole web head will get out of this mess…'
"so vulchy just to be clear you're not with the sparkling starfish face here…." Since vulture has already answered that very same question 3 times all he did was angrily snort, fly off and get zapped. "Ha ha hey wall crawler before I zapped you how's about some fried chicken!" The electric villain whalled. 'No! This high voltage maniac killed the old buzzard! Now he's gonna get it!' But as he lunges to attack he's blasted right out the window into the lake behind the warehouse.
Once Peter makes it home after managing to not drowned his "spider phone" starts ringing "ah! Yes Captain….?" He answered in agony much to Captain stacy's notice "whoa you ok? What happened?" As he starts removing his suit "I chased that vulture guy right into an ambush from some electro or something, he killed vulture and blasted me out a window. Hey have you noticed how all these villains seem to wear green? What's with that?!" "So toombs is dead and now there's a electrified murderer on the loose… ok can we meet?" 'Uuuhhaah I just got home and changed!' "I'll be right there Captain." "Whoa whoa hold on we can't meet on the precinct roof while I'm suspended, you're gonna have to come to the roof of my apartment…" 'with Gwen around…? Oh great I mean sure I think I've managed to avoid suspicion from George but Gwen…? No way! She'll figured it out right away' "I'll be there Captain" as he lazaly puts his suit back on and heads out the window to his girlfriend's roof to meet her dad about what to do about these criminals crawling out of the woodwork.
It's late on a school night, Gwen is sitting in her room trying to finish her homework while extremely distracted by the drama with Peter. She needs to focus on getting it done so she can take a shower and go to bed so she can get up for school the following morning, she'll deal with her relationship drama later when suddenly she hears a loud thump on the roof.
Captain Stacy has been waiting by the staircase from his house to the roof for about 5 minutes when the web head dramatically swings in tripping and landing with a loud thump "do you always have to make an entrance?! My family's asleep down stairs, wow you look terrible." Spidey is meanwhile doing his best to stand up and look normal or as normal as he can dressed in a red and blue skin tight costume. "What can I do for you Captain?" As this conversation is going on Gwen is listening in from behind the door "listen here kid I want whoever's responsible for these new…. Super villains brought in, taken down and while I'm suspended it'll be up to you but afterwards you don't have to do it alone kid, together we can make a difference." 'Whoa! Dad's been working with spiderman?!' "Look Captain I'm just trying to help but let's face it I'm a vigilante no matter how much you or me want it I'll never be able to work with the cops. You got suspended following up a lead I gave you I'll always watch your back but I won't let you put your job at risk anymore. Goodbye Captain." ''Hey wait a minute that voice sounds familiar…. He's trying to disguise it and why would he need to do that unless dad would recognize it, he looks to be about 5 foot 6, between the ages of 15 to 19, approximately 110 pounds….. That can't really be Peter could it..? It would explain why he's been acting so weird lately… I can't jump to any conclusions but I'll definitely be keeping a closer eye on him' after spiderman leaves George starts to head back down but runs right into Gwen. "Whoa Jesus Gwen how long have you been there?! You didn't uh hear any of that did ya…?" But the accusatorial stare is all the answer he needs "I know sweetie I know but the guy's heart is in the right place and he's been more than helpful on some cases, believe me I don't agree with his methods but what I can't argue with is his results. He's saved a lot of people and helped put a lot of bad guys behind bars. He's on our side." "dad! He's a masked vigilante! He's the chief of police's most wanted outlaw! He's got freaky spider powers and you: a well respected police Captain is not only working with him but you invited him to OUR HOUSE! Have you lost your mind?! Do you want to be thrown in jail for abstraction or something?!" George doesn't seem to fazed by his daughters rant if anything he looks amused. "You know I think he's your age, if you can't work things out with Parker maybe someone that can protect you and is as responsible as spiderman may be something to consider huh? Don't get me wrong I like Peter but that kid can't get out of his own way for 5 seconds and you always gotta protect him…" "dad!" Gwen is clearly not amused "what I'm kidding,I trust the guy but even if I was comfortable with the idea of him spending all his free time with you which I'm not by the way, I mean don't get me started on the possibility of spider grandchildren, I'd say he's probably got other things to do. Look Gwen I know I've always taught you to believe in the law, honor the law, and protect the law and look at you using that brain of yours, going to study to be a CSI but honey sometimes the law isn't always enough. Look at the world we're living in, you gotta think outside the box sometimes. Now go to bed you got school tomorrow, goodnight."
A/N wow it's been a while and this was really short, I guess that's what happens when I don't have much alcohol left. I decided to combine Gwens conditioning from her father as well as her inherent desire to help with her typical scientific intellect so she wants to be a CSI. Not a lot of Spidey action here but it further flushes out the stacys and their relationship to our favorite web head. I had electro show up and he killed vulture but only the Adrian toombs vulture….next time we will see much more electro. I'll see you all next time true believers when I have plenty of the necessary alcohol required