Web head volume 8
Disclaimer: spider-man is owned by marvel, which is owned by Disney and I don't have a tail, large sharp teeth, dark beady eyes or enormous ears so I guess I don't own spider-man.
A/N there's a police chopper circling my neighborhood for some reason and I'm really drunk so let's go!
As Peter descends the stairs of his beat up rented house to attend the dinner with the neighbors forced upon him by his devious aunt may he's wishing he had just let electro finish him off like he did the old sea sick chicken, but as he reach the kitchen where his guests waited with the woman who raised him all sense of dread vanished when he saw a beautiful,fair skinned, slender girl, with stunning olive green eyes and fire engine hair standing in his kitchen wearing a loose cropped pink tank top covered by a child sized yellow hoodie and perhaps a too snug pair of jeans. He just couldn't stop staring as if he had never seen a girl before, I mean come on what about Gwen, sure Gwen skin wasn't as fair and she didn't have smoking red hair but Gwens slightly rosy cheeks, cute button nose, blonde hair that was just Sandy enough to not look too white but not so much it looked dirty fit perfectly with her bright blue swimming pool eyes, not to mention her lean figure. Gwen doesn't need superpowers to handle herself thank you George the cop father on that one. When Mary Jane noticed him staring slack jawed she announced to him "face it tiger you just hit the jackpot" before bursting into laughter at his dumbfounded expression "relax Pete I'm just teasing. It's not like this is a blind date or anything equally meaningless, besides I know all about your little girlfriend…."
And with that subtle reminder Peter rushed off to call Gwen back. 'Ok Pete buckle up Gwens sick of your BS, you keep telling her you'll explain but don't AND she was nearly killed today by an electrified maniac, so this is not gonna be pretty' ring ring ring "Hey Gwen, I heard about what happened at the spoon, are you ok? (After she calmly confirms she's unharmed Peter continues) I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you I mean I AM THE ONE WHO INVITED YOU THERE, look I know you're pissed about it and what's been up with me and everything, I'm not really sure how to explain it but I…." But Gwen cut him off before he finished "peter something has definitely been going on with you for a while but I love you so I'm not gonna force it anymore,you've been through a lot just know I'm here for you" 'well that's a relief, Gwen still loves me, she's gonna stop looking into my secret and I don't even have to think up a believable excuse'
After Peter gave his thanks as it's just common courtesy Gwen drastically changed the subject "hey what do you think about me running for class President?" 'Now that's something I'd love to her her do' thought Peter "honestly Gwen I can't think of a better candidate especially compared to someone like flash." "Great! Help me get started tomorrow?" " 'wow she's really excited about it' of course, love you gweny pie, goodnight" in possibly mock annoyance Gwen down right demanded that that nickname was to be reserved for her mother's use from this point onward before wishing Peter a goodnight ending the call.
Once Peter returned to the dinner table it was time to get to know this fiery redhead that simultaneously made Peter nervous yet put him at ease "so Mary Jane w…." "Mj" "huh?" "People call me MJ, it's easier plus there's no pot references that way" she said slightly annoyed by the last part. "Ok so MJ WHAT brings you to the neighborhood? I mean your aunt's great but why the sudden change?" Despite Mays scolding for rude behavior and unnecessary prying MJ shared anyway "lets just say my living environment needed something fresh… ok"
The rest of the night was pretty much just mindless Smalltalk accustomed to introductions: hobbies, goals, that sorta thing, even aunt May sharing embarrassing stories of Peters childhood including how he met Gwen, despite flash kicking his ass and Gwen having to save him being a bit mortifying he had to admit he had quite the soft spot for that story. Everything was fine until da na na da na na na na na na na nun na nan, Peter quickly excused himself again before answering George "yes Captain" "Hey kid, I've been reinstated and word is those spider slayer robots are back, can't believe the chief wanted to order them after the mess they made 5 months ago, anyone keep a look out for them, might lead back to this mystery boss" "apparently he's called the kingpin" George nearly froze at that name "kingpin….? You sure…." "Captain that name mean anything to you?" The Web head being curious, confused and most of all concerned about how much this seemed to affect his girlfriend's dad. "Yeah it means we're screwed kid."
A/N well the police chopper is gone and I'm about to pass out from this alcohol so until next time true believers.