Disclaimer: the rights to spider-man and alcoholic beverages are two VERY different things so I guess I don't own spider-man….
Webhead S2V3
Late one night a few miles away from the Empire State University campus a red and blue hero swings high above the streets deep in determined thought. 'It may be late, I may have an early class tomorrow but I HAVE to be out here not only for routine patrol but I've finally FINALLY picked up doctor Connors cold blooded trail. After all this time I CAN'T fail him again!'
When our hero enters the subterranean, sewage scented lair of his former teachers' reptilian counterpart, a couple vials of the cure in tow, he wasn't expecting to see what looked like a gladiator ring, a lab and what looked to be a very disturbed idea of a family home. Inside the colosseum he found the dead body of his former principal, the man who fired the one armed scientist, mister ando nakajima. The webhead also happened upon several half mutated civilians locked inside of prison cells but what was probably most disturbing of all inside what looked to be a rundown sewer home sat three lizard people around a dinner table.
Over the summer the lizard had tracked down curt connors former family martha and Billy, abducted them, and turned them into mutated lizard people like him. When the reptile man in a tattered and stained lab coat caught sight of the red and blue clad masked hero he immediately lunged towards the wall crawler with the intent to have him for their dinner.
Our hero quickly dodges the cold blooded attack "doc what have you done!?" He asks his former teacher, former friend with genuine horror. The commotion of the fight, or more accurately the fact that the web head still wasn't lizard food, lead to the rest of the newly reptilian connors family joining in on the fun. 'oh great. You're barely handling one giant lizard Spidey, how are you supposed to survive three of them!?'
Meanwhile on the campus of Empire State University roommates Liz allen and gwen stacy are in the library doing their individual homework when Liz suddenly blurts out "ok stacy enough moping around! I can't take this shit, you've made yourself hot so stop sitting there feeling sorry for yourself. So your family is dead, so you and your nerdy boyfriend broke up, big deal. Just go up to a guy, ANY GUY, and go to town!" 'wow. I don't necessarily have anything against Liz but she can be so insensitive and self centered. Did she really gloss over what happened to my family and with Peter as no big deal!? Peter maybe I should talk to him… I know it wasn't his fault and he did everything he could but I just don't know if I can face it yet. Uuaahh Why did I have to get stuck with liz as a roommate?!' the intellectual blonde woman thought to herself while trying not to appear annoyed at her roommates superficial nature. 'aaahhh she's so frustrating! She's actually hot now but the nerd is sitting here moping around about her dead parents and breaking up with her even nerdier boyfriend! We're in college here with studs walking around at every corner. She should just enjoy it but her parents DID die recently and she did seem to really like the parker dork… uahh I gotta help her here' the superficial half latino girl thought to herself simultaneously annoyed at her roommates behavior but also desperately trying to understand it.
Back in the slime covered sewers the wall crawler is desperately trying to avoid seeing the inside of mutated lizard people when he remembers he brought with him the cure that worked last time, but only two vials. "Sorry doc" the conflicted hero verbalized before injecting the two syringes into Martha and Billy. The effects of the cure were instantaneous causing them to revert back to normal. "Marttthhhha, billlllly nnooo! Sssspiideeeermaan yyoou took away myyy faamillly, one day I doo tthhhhe ssssame to yyourssss." The reptile man declared before fleeing away deeper into the vast sewer tunnels. When martha regained her bearings she began to question the super teen on what happened but was urgently interrupted. "Doctor connors. There's partially mutated civilians locked up here. we need to help them, you can help them right?" "Yes. Yes of course spider-man. Thank you for saving us." She told him to his red masked face, seemingly unfazed about curt still being the lizard. "Of course, but I still have to save the doc. I promise one day I'll get him back."
Once they were back on the surface Spidey had changed back into peter parker and was covering the story, curts alter ego is now no longer a secret what with kidnapping his family, other scientists and mutating them all being something that's really hard to hide. Among the now cured victims were doctor Henry Pym, a brilliant quantum physicist, and Reed Richards who's basically an expert in EVERY scientific field. When he recognized them he immediately went up to them excited, bombarding them with questions. "Whoa whoa whoa, Back off kid. I just spent two weeks in a sewer cage as a half mutated lizard man, if you want to know about my work come to one of my lectures otherwise get lost" doctor Pym told him with utmost disdain, completely contrary to doctor Richards response to the budding young science nerd. Reed was very compassionate and eggar to answer the questions being asked if him "it's never a bad time to further our scientific understanding" he was also very impressed by the parker boys' clear intellectual prowess.
Not long after his discussion with the indisputable genius of Reed Richards, peter had been escorted back on civilian and press side of the police barricade to immediately hear a voice he knows too well, one that has always had an interesting effect on him.
"You into rule breaking now tiger or did you just want to nerd out with those two over there?"
Yep that's right. Mary jane watson has yet again run into our red and blue, web swinging, wall crawling hero as she too is there for the story.
After all the pictures, video, and interviewing was done the two decided to catch up at The foam house coffee shop nearby. "I really care about gwen but she broke up with me for a reason. She's been through a lot so the least I can do is give her whatever time she needs." He told the feisty redhead in front of him blindly unaware of the discomfort and tension it was causing her. "Ah why do you guys always drag me in like I'm your relationship counselor!? Look tiger gwen's my friend and she HAS been through hell, she loves you but if you're both not ready to deal with shit fine. Just don't let life pass you by in the meantime" she told him while slowly placing her hand on top of his and staring deep into his eyes, green met brown and they both leaned forward towards each other. 'whoa! What am I doing?! I'm about to kiss MJ…! WHOA! I'M ABOUT TO KISS MJ!' In all honesty he had the urge to do such a thing since they met even though he was still with Gwen at the time. Sure enough seconds later their lips met with an aggressive, primal passion that came out of nowhere yet felt right, it was natural to them like they've done it a thousand times over.
Sure enough that old parker luck never fails when his spider phone rang. "Wow… sorry MJ it's the bugle gotta go…" he said while stumbling out of his seat towards the door, only to be caught off guard… "the bugle huh? Oh no you're not ditching this reporter if there's a scoop tiger." She told him teasingly as she got up to follow him. Now completely nervous and on the verge of falling over Peter is desperately trying to course correct so he could go off and do what yuri needs him to do. "Scoop..? Really? Is it still the 50s? But no, did I say the bugle? I meant aunt may. She needs me to pick up some stuff for her, I gotta go but let's do something tomorrow MJ!" As he rang out the door leaving the redhead sitting there grinning to herself like she was a part of some inside joke..
"Hey what's up yuri?" He finally answered the chief after suiting up. "About time. What were you on a coffee break?" She said slightly annoyed by his apparent lack of taking the job seriously. "Actually it's funny you should say that cause I WAS just enjoying a cup of coffee with a very nice la…." He replied but was cut off "nevermind! Spider-man the vulture has planted bombs all over time square, we could use your help." "Ahhh that plagiarising pigeon! Don't worry I'm on it yuri!" He told the chief as he made his way towards time square.
The new vulture wasn't letting the super powered youth anywhere near the bombs and in those brief moments he could get close he was slashed and batted away. 'times running out here so unless I want to be bird seed AND blown up I gotta think fast… THAT'S IT!' the web head reasoned to himself deciding he found a solution. While the vulture was soaring in circles several several feet in the sky Spidey webbed all the bombs tossing them upward just as the red and black suited bird based criminal rocketed down towards the scene. "Two birds, one stone" our hero declared, the vulture seeing what was about to happen tried to shield himself with the metal wings. as the bombs detonated destroying the red and black suit, sending the now unconscious african american man falling down towards the street. The web swinging caught him of course, delivering him to the police, yuri watanabe chief amongst them.
The next day at around two o'clock in the dorm room of peter parker and flash thompson, flash is trying to figure out if he should tell his roomie about his girlfriend's plan to set up gwen, the former girlfriend of said roomie, or do everything he can to hide it from him when suddenly there was a knock on the door. When peter parker answered the door to one mary jane watson who immediately gave peters lips a peck flash thompson was completely and utterly confused. "Catch you later flash!" The young nerdy hero shouted out to his shell shocked roommate as he left with the red headed beauty.
Around the same time at crime central wilson fisk the kingpin of crime is joined by phineas mason, and harry osborn and oh boy is he one royally pissed off crime lord. "I've had it with your bullshit mason! It was your awful idea to build the vulture suit in the first place, then you wasted thousands upgrading it only for that imbecile to get it blown up!" He yelled with such raw intensity before throwing himself to his feet and marching over in the older scientists' spectacled face just staring him down before suddenly…. The kingpin crushed his skull in his massive hands, as his body fell to the ground the young wealthy osborn doesn't even flinch, not even at kingpins follow up demand. "Osborn, bring me spencer Smyth."
A/N well here you have it, my drunk ass is at it again. Lizard upped his creepy evil scientist vibe and got away. Liz is still the spoiled superficial airhead she was in highschool but maybe she'll learn to be better. MJ and peter are now suddenly a thing… man that was fast. Looks like the kingpin has a new top scientist huh…? It seems Harry really had gone full evil now, not even blinking as a crime lord murders someone right in front of him. Can you guys tell what's gonna happen next? Have I had WAY too much to drink? Am I about to pass out? Until next time true believers!