DISCLAIMER: DO YOU REALLY THINK SUCH A DRUNKEN MESS WRITER WITH ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE WHATSOEVER WOULD OWN THE RIGHTS TO SPIDER-MAN? YEAH DIDN'T THINK SO.
Webhead S2V4
That afternoon MJ had dragged Peter to some strange vegan diner. 'a vegan place….? Eewwhhhaa! If MJ makes that life choice fine but why's she trying to force me into it?' the young parker contemplated while trying his best to suppress the look of disgust fast forming on his face.
Meanwhile as peter is dragged to a place he detests on his first date with the red head, over at ESU Liz Allen is in the middle of orchestrating her master plan to set her intellectual blonde roommate up with one of her boyfriend's football teammates.
As Gwen was packing up a backpack full of science books she announced "Liz, I'm heading to the library to study, want me to pick you up anything on the way back?" But just at that moment there was a knock at their door. "Actually Stacy you've got something else going on…" liz told her roommate in no uncertain terms and with a hint of satisfaction before answering the door. "Gwen meet Randy Robertson, Randy this is Gwen Stacy. Have a good time you two" Liz said before ushering both of them out of the dorm. 'I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THIS!' the blonde thought in frustration to herself at this date she was forced into.
Back over with the brunette boy and ginger girl, Peter is just sitting there watching Mary Jane devour her lunch that he couldn't exactly identify…. "Come on tiger order something, it's really good!" The foxy young woman claimed between mouthfuls. With a blank look the young hero just asks "soo…. You like vegan food then…?" With that she started waving her hands around enthusiastically "yeah so before I moved in with my aunt I was a model and needed to eat this kind of food and I just really liked it!" MJs love of vegan food and Peter's dislike of it was starting to become awkward among other things.
Back over with Gwen she and Randy are actually enjoying themselves at a sub and coffee shop. Randy was a rather tall and build African American guy with a nearly shaved head. "Robertson? You know there's something familiar about that name…" Gwen told him once he was finished talking about a football story from when he went to standard high school last year. "It's probably my dad, he's the managing editor for daily bugle media." He explained with a rather solemn expression. 'even with Liz trying to set me up I still can't get away from the thought of peter…' Gwen thought with both melancholy and slight annoyance. "A friend of mine, well actually an ex boyfriend, works at the bugle. He's the Spidey photographer." Gwen mentioned "parker? My dad's always praising him but he really wants to know how he gets that footage." Randy replied with a raised eyebrow. 'how does Peter get the footage… he webs a camera with a timer and motion sensor to record himself of course. I'll bet everyone at the bugle would lose their shit if they knew their Spidey photographer was spider-man himself.' Gwen joker in her head desperately trying to suppress the actual giggles but failing.
Just as the awkwardness between MJ and Peter was starting to fade both their phones went off "hello" they said simultaneously. "Watson word is the shocker and his enforcers are causing trouble near that vegan place you love" the voice of bulletin reporter Ben urich was heard over her phone" "PARKER! THAT QUILTED MORON AND HIS THUGS ARE TRASHING DISGUSTING SO CALLED RESTAURANTS, THAT WALL CRAWLING MENACE IS BOUND TO SHOW UP SO GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE AND FILM IT OR YOUR FIRED!" 'that's jolly Jonah Jameson for you' "sorry I gotta go! meet up tomorrow?" They both said at the same time. "See you later MJ, after all we both basically got the same call right…" he stuttered out awkwardly as he stumbled out the door. "Go get em tiger" she said to herself as she watched his retreating form before taking her leave herself.
'WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT PARKER!? I mean was that AWKWARD OR WHAT?! I like MJ I really do but something just seemed off. Is it a sign that I shouldn't give up on Gwen yet? Gwen…. Man I miss her. Man now I feel guilty for thinking about gwen when I was just on a date with MJ! Ah! Let's just deal with this blanket man loser!' the web head ranted to himself as he made his way to the nearby commotion. "SHOCKER, MONTANA, FANCY DAN, OX COME ON LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY!" the webhead demanded annoyed after landing on top of yuris cop car.
Spidey dispatched the enforcers pretty quickly as usual but the newer shocker was posing quite the challenge for some reason, just as the shocker had him dead to rights on the ground with the chief and her officers about to step in and help a man in a red and black armored suit, horn head helmet and all. That's right daredevil is back again to help in the fight against kingpin. The ninja vigilante made short work of the mustard and burgundy clad villain. Chief watanabe made her way over to the two costumed men just in time to hear daredevil say "enough is enough. This is going to keep happening again and again until we bring down fisk. When you're ready to really make a dent in his business meet me on the rooftop of Jose's bar in hells kitchen." He told the web swinging with unwarranted irritation before flipping away from the scene and up a rooftop. "Spider-man did he say fisk!? What does Wilson Fisk have to do with criminals?! Have you been holding Intel from me? I thought we were partners, I thought we could trust each other here!" The cop shouted with utter disappointment after all she went against her first instinct to work with and trust a masked vigilante and he's keeping important information from her. "Whoa! Wait! Yuri didn't I ever tell you that Fisk was the kingpin?" The hero asked with genuine confusion, had he really forgot he never told her? "No spider-man you didn't and I can't work with someone who withholds important information from me." "Wait I wasn't withholding anything! I really did forget you didn't know, I told captain dewolff and Stacy I know that. Sorry yuri." With that the cops anger melted away and replaced with simpathy "you've really got a lot going on don't you spider man? If you ever need to talk." "Thanks yuri." As they bid their goodbyes with the teenage super hero swinging away.
Over in the oscorp penthouse office formally occupied by Norman Osborn, harry is snooping around the old computer files when he discovered an old video log. "My name is Norman Osborn and in 1941 the world suffered greatly when it lost doctor Abraham Erskine and the secret to his formula, and yet again in 1945 when the only surviving sample Captain America was killed in action. Today oscorp takes it's first step to rectify this travisty." The recording of Norman said while standing next to a chamber loaded with green colored canisters. "So that's what happened. You were just trying to save the world dad but it all went wrong and parker killed you for it." The young and bitter Osborn said through gritted teeth.
When peter goes into the bugle to sell his footage he's stopped by the foreign correspondent that he doesn't really know so well but seems alright, Fred Fosswell. "Parker there you are about time. You, me and Brock were supposed to go and interview silvermaines daughter over at the cellar but someone just broke her out!" The cellar was the new prison to replace the raft that was abandoned after goblins final attack. "What?! someone broke out silver sable!? Who?! Why?!" The young parker asked with frustration and horror after all it was really REALLY hard for him to take her and her wild pack down last time. "Word is the bars were melted, like by scorpions acid. Looks like the kingpin ain't done with sable yet Pete." The mustachiod reporter explained to the freelance videographer. 'how does he know about the kingpin and his connection to scorpion?' the hero wondered but put it aside for some other time.
Over at the crime central of Fisk tower the scorpion has just entered the crime lord's office full of computer monitors surrounding the large curved desk. "So scorpion I understand you have some information you wish to sell." Said the kingpin himself.
A/N: well I'm drunk again and I have to work 6 days in a row now so who knows when I'll be drunk enough to update again, they are scheduling the shit out of me now. There really wasn't too much Spider-Man action here was there…? Oh well so be it. Until next time true believers!