Disclaimer: I don't make a cent here because clearly I don't own spider-man. Believe it or not I'm actually going to try to write this sober. WHOA THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK SO DRUNK IT IS!

Webhead S2V5

``Hey, it's me again. It's been a few months since I last checked in. daredevil has been trying to train me but apparently I'm a disappointment, we were supposed to take down sable together but he just went off and did it all by himself. Things with MJ and I are still pretty weird, there's just something off I know it but I can't place what it is. Maybe I should check up with Gwen to see how everything is for her… anyway I'm on my web swinging way to meet old horn head for another training session.' spider man says to himself as he makes his way to a warehouse by the docks in the middle of the night, landing on the roof in front of the demonic vigilante our hero asks him. "Why do we always have to meet at this DISGUSTING old warehouse?" "What, you'd rather have a public audience as I kick your ass kid? Don't you embarrass yourself enough as it is?" The armored man stated irritably at the younger masked man.

Meanwhile at the crime central of Fisk tower the kingpin is having a meeting with the green armored mercenary.

"Welcome gargan!" The large crime Lord bellowed out eagerly standing up to greet the recently arrived individual. "Now I understand you have some information you wish to sell on that masked menace?" Fisk insisted quickly with no real subtlety. But the armored opportunist was a bit hesitant to immediately comply.

"First things first kingpin, before I tell you anything we got to work out the details. My price and the guarantee I won't get stabbed in the back on this." The response clearly vexing the wealthy criminal as his eyebrows furrowed while mumbling distastefully to himself.

Over in the cellar, the supermax prison commissioned after the raft was mothballed, Otto Octavius is watching the daily bugle's latest Johna Jabor. "It's been 6 months since oscorps founder and CEO Norman Osborn was found dead. allegedly the man behind the green goblin, a masked terrorist using high tech equipment to endanger our city most likely with the help of that masked menace Spider-Man! I don't know about you New York but I for one still don't buy that an esteemed citizen such as Osborn was capable of such actions and I think it's all Spider-Mans fault! What's with the police working with this no good masked menace!? He should be arrested, not Honored!"

Throughout the broadcast the short, stocky scientist with four metal arms stuck to him had an expression that grew angrier and angrier until his tentacles seemingly fueled by his pure hatred activated crashing right through the thick metal walls of his cell like they were made of tin foil.

At Empire State University in the dorm room shared by Liz Allen and Gwen Stacy the young blonde triple majoring in chemistry, biology and physics is deep in thought. Over the past few months she has gotten VERY close with Randy Robertson, she's gone out with several times but she still can't consider him her boyfriend. 'i'll always care about Peter but I can't keep doing this to myself. Randy is sweet and caring and fun and funny and reliable and he doesn't come with any superhero or guilt baggage. It's time I accept this and move on already.' just then there was a knock on the door and when Gwen answered it she saw that very same football player. "Figured you be locked up here studying but how about we get a bite?" The young man asked, to which she agreed.

Over in the daily bugle building J. Johna Jameson once again has reason to be disappointed in Eddie Brock. "Brock! What the hell is this crap!? JUST BECAUSE YOU DID GOOD WORK ON THE GOBLIN STORY DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO BE LAZY ALL OVER AGAIN! REWRITE THIS AND ACTUALLY MAKE IT READABLE OR YOU'RE FIRED!" but just as Eddie left the office, mechanical tentacle-like arms crashed through the window behind the angry media head.

"Jameson! Despite my hatred for that red and blue hero I take offense to you comparing him with super criminals like myself and your incessant believe that Osborn wasn't capable of such heinous actions is so simple minded! That man was a paragon for underhanded business practices and criminal involvement. YOU WILL REPORT THE TRUTH AND BRING ME THE WEB SWINGING SO THAT I MAY DELIVER HIM A MOST CRUSHING DEFEAT!" doctor octopus ranted at the man while hoisting him up in the air with one of his Ock arms.

At around the same time our web headed hero was at the rundown warehouse waiting for daredevil to show up again… and he did, sneak attacking him from behind. 'WHAT!? He's that good that my spider sense didn't go off in time?! I didn't think that was possible!?'

But just as he stood back up to face the red horn headed man his phone rang 'oh great Jameson's calling.' "yes mister Jameson?" He answered completely prepared to pull the phone away from his ear. Fast. "PARKER! I NEED TO FIND THAT WEB HEADED SON OF A BITCH RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT SEEMS TO GET A GLIMPSE OF HIM SO YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHERE TO LOOK SO HURRY UP!" But just then another voice was suddenly on the line. "Hello Peter." A voice the super powered young man recognized immediately. "Doctor Octavius…?" "Doctor octopus actually. You'd better hurry up and find your friend spider-man or you'll be spending a lot of time in the unemployment line."

After his former teacher hung up, Peter quickly turned to the red and black armored vigilante. "Sorry horn head I gotta go rescue my biggest fan unless you want to come along and help." But the older hero just remained perpetually stoic. "I've got my own shit to deal with, an immortal cult. You're going to get yourself killed, hang up the mask kid. We're done." He said before disappearing as if he had never been there at all 'wow that sure was helpful' Peter thought sarcastically to himself before heading off to the daily bugle building.

When he arrived through the shattered window he proceeded to both get accused of all sorts of crimes and get his spider ass kicked by the dangerous, deranged, doctor octopus. Just when it seemed like our hero had lost, being held in the air by the metal claw clutching around his throat he tried once again to reason with the man that was once his teacher. "Doctor Octavius.( The way he said it rung a bell to the mad scientist who then proceeded to grin sinisterly) you once warned me about Norman Osborn, about how he was a dangerous and vindictive man using science to hurt others. It was something you objected to, it's something you're doing right now. Stop this doctor." But his only response was to smash his red masked face into the floor before creepy down to his beaten and exhausted form whispering "guess what? I was mistaken. I like what I'm doing, it's freeing Peter." But seconds later the police, led by Yuri, rushed in guns drawn surrounding the scientific adversary. Surprisingly Octavius compiled without any signs of resistance. "You ok?" The chief asked as soon as Spidey had stood back up. "I'll live, thanks Yuri." But then comes the loud ass hell ranting of Jameson "CHIEF WATANABE I DEMAND YOU ARREST THIS MASKED MENACE AT ONCE! NOT ONLY IS ALL OF THIS HIS FAULT, NOT ONLY IS HE A MASKED VIGILANTE BUT HE ALSO FRAMED AND KILLED NORMAN OSBORN!" "Calm down Jameson. The only reason Otto Octavius went after you is because of your false news report, the NYPD has moved past the logistics and is happy to have Spider-Man's help, and not only was Norman Osborn the green goblin but he caused his own death. Get over it already Jameson." Yuri said with the utmost annoyance and disdain before walking out indifferently. So Jameson redirects his rant at the wall crawler himself only to find the red and blue hero already left.

Back over at Fisk tower the kingpin is handing Mac Gargan, the scorpion and briefcase that's supposed to be filled with money. "Now then the true identity of Spider-Man…" the crime boss impatiently awaited. "Hold on a sec kingpin first I gotta make sure this here cash is the real deal" the Merc waved off dismissively before opening the case to find an electronic device resembling a high tech explosive. "Hey what's the meaning of this!?" Scorpion shouts out as he goes to attack only for his suit to start malfunctioning causing intense pain for its wearer. The kingpin is pressing a button on a small remote in his hand while displaying a sinister shit eating smile. "I built that suit Gargan,did you really think I didn't have a failsafe for it.?" He taunted. "Now the true identity of Spider-Man." "Alright alright!" Scorpion desperately called out in agony "he's E.S.U.s football star: Flash Thompson."

Outside the bugle building as the police escort the doc back to the cellar, MJ walks up to one Peter Parker, she's on assignment from the bulletin as usual. "Hey tiger, we need to talk." 'I knew this was coming. Something has just been off about us, I guess she knew it too' Peter thought before the redhead continues "look I really like you, you're cool and all but something just seems off. I don't think this is gonna work. I'm sorry." Before she walks over to Jameson to try and get a quote. "NO WAY AM I GIVING ANYTHING TO THE BULLETIN! THAT'S MY COMPETITION! A CRAPPY COMPETITOR BUT STILL COMPETITION!"

when Peter returned to the E.S.U. campus, as he walked by one of the many on the go dining establishments he saw Gwen lean in to kiss a guy he recognized as one of Flash's teammates. 'I guess Gwen's moved on. I've lost Harry, I've lost MJ and I've lost Gwen and now I truly am alone. What more is left for Spider-Man to take from me?' I hero bitterly contemplated as he made his way back to the dorm he shared with his former bully.

In that very same dorm room Flash Thompson was admiring himself in the mirror having finally finished his Spider-Man costume because not only was he a Spidey super fan but tomorrow was halloween but just then a bunch of kingpins black ops goons repelled in the room from the window restraining, capturing and leaving the same way they came in before the football star could even blink.

When peter went to sleep that night completely oblivious to what happened to his roommate and thoroughly depressed about all he's lost being a hero, just how alone he was now he was suddenly overwhelmed with a simultaneously intense rage and empty calm. It was familiar to him and when he got up to look in the mirror he saw the slimy, slick black suit with the big white spider emblem on his chest. 'we're back.'

A/N duhn duhn duhn. I'm back, sorry I took so long but I've been trying to get my shit together and stop drinking but I guess that doesn't work and for that matter neither do I, I got fired a few months ago and fell off the wagon again. Oh well it is what it is. Like most people I've seen the trailer for the new tin foil boy movie and while it looks like it could be better my expectations are almost non-existent, I just hope they don't completely ruin any of the spierfield or pizza time characters. Kingpin kidnapped Flash, Peter feels more alone than ever before practically inviting the symbiote to find him again. How long do you think it will be before he gets rid of it this time? What's gonna happen to Flash? Why is Daredevil always an asshole to Spidey? Until next time true believers!