DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SPIDER-MAN BUT WHEN I'M DRUNK I AM SPIDER-MAN.

WEBHEAD S3 VOLUME 2

Several hours later after all the classes for the day are out of the way our WebHead is searching the city desperately trying to find out who's posing as him, framing him AGAIN.

Suddenly our hero sees… himself along with a familiar cloud of green smoke making his way towards the queensborough bridge.

'mysterio.' Pete thought with bitter annoyance at the realization at who was causing his reputation to further plummet from where it's already at, ever since the apartment fire.

When Spidey catches up to the silver helmeted crook at the bridge he eagerly announces his frustrations for him "Mysterio! What do you think you're doing framing me you hack!? My rep is already circling the drain!" All while rudely pointing at the villain. "Ah yes Spider-Man but that very reason makes it the perfect time to make you my patsy and as for why I'd frame you to begin with… I'm tired of you always ALWAYS underestimating me! I AM MYSTERIO! MASTER OF ILLUSION AND IT'S HIGH TIME I GET THE RESPECT I DESERVE FROM YOU WALL CRAWLER!" He screams out in spite as he blasted a green laser at the WebHead, causing debris from the bridge to knock our spider themed hero down off the bridge. By the time he crawled back up Mysterio was gone.

Later that night Spidey swings over to the precinct roof now run by captain Terri Lee to update Yuri on the fake Spider-Man situation. "Hey Yuri!" He exclaimed while landing show offishly Infront of the chief.

"This better be good,Spider-Man. Mayor Bullet is putting a lot of pressure on me to bring you in." "Relax Yuri Mysterio is just pissed I don't value him as a villain, no big deal I'll take care of him and then it's back to business as usual" the super powered young man said with a seemingly unwarranted casual carefree attitude, only angering the seasoned cop. "Despite Mysterios low level threat, can you at least try to take this seriously." "Don't worry Yuri, I'm on it!" He bellowed before swinging away.

The next morning while on the way to his advanced chemistry class, he was talking on the phone with MJ but not truly paying attention. 'What the hell did she just say..? Something about an audition….?' "that's great MJ good luck with that, but I gotta go talk later."

When he gets to class he finds nearly every other student watching Johna Jaber and he's going on and on gleefully about how Spider-Man is really just a common thief and many of his fellow classmates are agreeing. 'great. It took me two years to build up any favorable relationship with the city and just like that, with Jameson's help, it's falling apart all over again. I can't always be everywhere and save everyone, I'm just one person all I can do is try to help.'

When doctor Connors arrives he starts assigning lab partners for the semester, no surprise with that ole Parker luck he's paired with Debra Wittman. The blonde science genius that reminds him so much of gwen before she started being more concerned with her appearance, a dangerous thing when not only is Gwen in England dealing with becoming a paraplegic because of him but he's also currently seeing MJ. This girl is basically a minefield.

While doctor Connors was beginning his lecture for the day, the mysterious man in a black and gold cat mask once again had another serum to inject the young European exchange student with, this time a bright fluorescent blue color. "Alright Michael I have a good feeling about this one"

During curts class he had his students working on an experiment with their respective lab partner, an experiment that seems to be drawing Peter and Debra closer together. Debra has this thin aura of superiority surrounding her that Pete inadvertently breaks through. "Well Mister Parker I do say I'm impressed." Apparently pleasantly surprised at his scientific prowess. "Why Miss Wittman was that actually a compliment…? And here I thought I was just a village idiot when in your esteemed presence." He countered back in a remarkably flirty manner. 'What am I doing!? I'm with MJ, I don't get to flirt with gw- eh Debra DEBRA.' he thought quickly catching himself before he could think Gwen instead.

After class is over he spots more students listening to another daily bugle report, during triple J news Jameson is happily reporting a crime in progress perpetrated by the menacing Mysterio framing the web swinging in his wake. 'THAT'S IT! I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS LOSERS CRIME SPREE.'

By the time our hero makes it to the crime scene Mysterio is already long gone. 'great he's gone. Better take off before anyone sees me here and gets the wrong idea' when suddenly SPIDER SENSE.

he just barely jumped out of the way of an incoming pumpkin bomb. Only to then see the blue and orange clad goblin loser. "Hobgoblin! What are you doing here you tool!? Where's Osborn!?" Spider-Man yelled out to the wannabe goblin criminal. "How should I know! I'm not working for him anymore, from now on I only serve Numero uno!" The goblin rip off declared now fully establishing himself as a goblin themed opportunist and no longer a flunkie for Harry.

The ensuing fight, at the reported spider themed crime scene no less, eventually attracted the attention of a heroic legend recently returned to the public eye as a S.H.I.E.L.D. asset: Captain America himself sent to apprehend the wall crawler for questioning.

The mighty red white and blue shield bounce back and forth between Spidey and the hobgoblin, unfortunately allowing the latter to escape in a cough-inducing cloud of smoke. "Spider-Man by order of S.H.I.E.L.D. you're coming with me!" The war hero announced to the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man but the spidery young man was speechless. "Wow…. Cap… Captain… Captain America! Amazing you're the greatest hero ever! You're a legend!" He exclaimed back to the man out of times utter confusion. "I'm not sure you understand son, I'm here to apprehend you…" "oh I know but I'm just a HUGE fan, my uncle and I used to read your comic book all the time, we collected every single issue ever printed! Also I'm innocent." The caption noticeably softened after hearing that "well sounds like your uncle is someone I'd like to meet, in any case if you really are innocent come with me and we'll prove it." But with that spider man slouches down uncomfortably in sadness. "You can't meet him cap, he died. All my fault." The super soldier of the 40s slowly started to approach the wall crawling hero to both comfort but also still capture. "Sorry cap I can't go with you" the web head announced to the legend before webbing his feet out from under him causing the star spangled man to trip landing on his ass as the red and blue hero swung out of there.

'I can't believe I just met Captain America! I mean sure he was there to arrest me and I tripped him over but still I met Captain America! Uncle Ben would have loved to meet cap!' The Parker boy thought as he swung away over to his dorm room as it was currently pretty late and he had a full day of classes tomorrow.

Just as Peter is crashing in the bed of his college dorm room, MJ is sitting in her room in Queens having just sent an audition video online to a producer in California. 'sorry tiger but I can't just keep doing this dance, I can't deal with it anymore. I might not even get it anyway' the fiery young redhead thought to herself before closing her laptop and going to sleep.

Hours later at roughly 2:30 in the morning and strange, pale and deformed figure was stalking the city from high in the air above defying gravity and starving for the red life sustaining liquid. This vampiric figure was a rather short young man in a green button down collar shirt and a black hoodie, he had long sharp claws, long pointed ears, a bat like snout, long teal hair and giant bat wings. "I'm starving, I must feed, that masked man has turned me into a monster and now I must have blood!" The monstrous figure said in a very clearly European accent. The man in the black and gold cat mask known as the jackal has finally cracked the lost secret to neogenics and has mutated Michael Morbius into a living vampire.

A/N: dundundunh wow it's been a while, sorry about that but I've been having to work A LOT lately. The place I work has very few employees and it can get really busy so I'm practically a full time sandwich consultant (little bad Santa 2 reference for you ( so I haven't really gotten much chance to get bombed out of my gourd to right this and I'm sorry its so short. well the dynamic between Spidey and cap has been set into motion, Mysterio is doing all this framing JUST because he is sick of being looked at like a joke, hobgoblin is now settled into his familiar role as a money hungry opportunist, MJ auditioned for a role in California possibly leaving behind Peter and the apparent baggage there she hasn't shared, Pete and Debra are growing close REALLY fast and Morbius is now an escaped vampire. What's gonna happen next!? Until next time true believers!