DISCLAIMER: I'M A DRUNK WRITER NOT A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMIC BOOK COMPANY.
A/N: SORRY IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME BUT I WAS TRYING TO STOP DRINKING AFTER BECOMING ONE WITH ALCOHOL AT THE START OF THE YEAR, CLEARLY I'VE FALLEN BACK OFF THE WAGON.
WEBHEAD SEASON 3 VOLUME 5
'after all the shit with fury and Harry's goblin groupies this awesome cat burglar is probably the best turn of events tonight' our hero thinks as he stares awestruck at the nearly white haired cat burglar in front of him.
"Hey there little spider, I was wondering when you'd finally catch me" the thief suddenly said in an alarmingly sultry voice after he just stood there staring for a while.
As she approaches spidey he quickly and defensively says "whoa hold up there cat lady!" 'what is her deal?! She does know that she's a THIEF and I'm a HERO right!?' but she continues to approach not deterred in the slightest until she's only a mere inch away "the names black cat, and I've been hoping to run into you for a long time spider" she says before quickly kneeling him in the crotch
"Sorry spider but business is business! See ya around!" She yells out as she makes her escape meanwhile spidey is laying in pain wrapped up in a fetal position. 'wow and to think that was actually the LEAST agonizing part of my night. I'd better get back to my dorm, I'm done for tonight.' as he slowly stands up preparing himself for the swing back to ESU.
Meanwhile the mysterious man in the Egyptian cat mask who calls himself the jackal has just injected a bright orange serum into the recently abducted mark raxton-allan. Causing him to glow and scream with great intensity.
The next morning after a few classes of Debra giving him the ice cold shoulder our hero needed something to take his mind off things 'can't exactly say i blame her though'
So he takes to the skies patrolling. After an hour without too much trouble suddenly 'spider sense' as he's ambushed by a man in a black tactical suit with green lining, purple gauntlets armed with razor sharp claws, rocket powered boots and the unmistakable purple helmet and silver eye lenses. The prowler was back. 'prowler?! I haven't seen him in like a year, not since the symbiote put him in a coma! I guess he woke up and understandably is pretty pissed' "prowler! Look I know you're mad at me, you're mad at me right it feels like you're mad at me, but that black suit was screwing my head up. I'm sorry I put you in a coma!" The web head shouts to the super thief, that's actually his old friend's uncle, while he gets metal gauntlets to his red masked face on repeat. "Don't matter wall crawler you still done it and now yous got to pay!" He yelled back with no gray area.
Prowler was merciless, not letting up at all. In the midst of the battle, after Arron threw him several yards right into the side of a building the spider hero got an idea and called Yuri. About 15 minutes later after prowler had slammed spidey into the concrete streets and was preparing to enact his final vengeance a familiar beat cop, who honestly deserves a promotion or two, arrived on the seen horrified and desperately pleading to his brother to stand down, that's right miles father, Arron's brother, officer Jefferson Davis was brought in by Yuri to hopefully talk prowler down. "Arron come on man don't do this bro! Think about miles! He has a soft spot for you, don't let him down man!" Somehow against all odds that reaches the uncle Arron within the prowler and he surrenders himself. When spidey stands back up, with the prowler tech confiscated and Arron in cuffs, Jeff has some words for our hero "Spider-Man I haven't forgotten what you did to my brother last time, and I don't approve of your methods but the chief trusts you so we'll just have to agree to disagree I guess…. Now get outta here." Practically shooing the masked young man away.
Finally in that late afternoon as Pete sits in the dining hall thinking about that seductive cat burglar from the other night and how liz brother is still missing he's interrupted by the blonde haired dorky science genius, the one whose life he hasn't ruined. "So mister parker this is where you've been hiding away from me…" she says which brings clear confusion to the super powered nerd "me hiding away? You're the one who's been avoiding me all day deb.?" 'what's her game here…? Ok parker I think it's time to run run as far as possible cause this girl is nuts' but before he can act on that thought Debra interrupts his train again. "You're talking me out to a nice fancy dinner next week Parker" 'WHAT IS WITH THIS GIRL?!' "whoa next week but isn't that valentine's day? That's a little intense don't you think" but all she did was giggle before walking away.
When he was done eating, and processing all that weirdness, it was nightfall and he had two things on his to do list for the night '1. Find mark 2. Stop black cat and 3. Get her number…. NO! SCRATCH 3 I AM NOT DOING THAT!' as he was aimlessly swinging around near campus he suddenly sees what looks like a life sized golden trophy but on fire and with distinct facial features that look a lot like…. "Mark!" He couldn't help but cry out only to immediately have a fire ball tossed straight at his web swinging head. "Whoa! Hey, easy Mark calm down! I've been looking for you
Your sister is worried, what happened to you….?" But beneath the burning flames his shining gold face took on a sinister smirk "hello Spider-Man. Lizzie can never know about this and thanks to that jackal masked monster I'm not Mark anymore but if I get rid of you he'll turn me back!" He rants while continuing to toss fire balls at the friendly neighborhood hero.
"Ok then umm… molten man.. tell me about this jackal guy who did this to you" 'this is the second time an old classmate randomly turn into some mutated super villain this week, this can't be a coincidence' "well spidey some creepy mad scientist with an old jackal masked kidnapped me, he strapped me to a table and shot me up with something. He called it newgenics or something, but goods news is this will all be over soon, for both of us" "neogenics?! Oh no! Listen mark I'm sorry this happened to you but whatever he told you isn't true! Neogenics is a lost technically, very unstable and extremely dangerous! There's no telling what this jackal did to you or what could happen, we need to get you to a hospital immediately!" "Ha nice try Spider-Man but you're not getting out of this. You're gonna fry and I'm gonna get my life back." He refuses to believe our hero so desperate for a solution that he's willing to kill spidey, melting right through his webline with his molten magma causing a painful crash ass first on the pavement. Now looming over the battered hero stands the inextinguishable molten man ready to roast the spider alive "goodbye Spider-Man" only to be caught off guard by the sudden appearance of what looked like half of shield. "Stand down kid! You're surrounded, there's no escape!" Boomed the voice of one Nicholas J. Fury. And yet the super spy didn't account for the fiery fiend to just melt through the ground escaping through the sewer.
Getting back up and marching over to eye patch "really Fury, you didn't once consider that possibility? I thought you were supposed to be some all time super spy. Ok fury first morbius now mark, two people running around the city after being experimented on, mutated by NEOGENICS, what's going on here." "SHIELD is handling it Spider-Man, nothing for you to be concerned with kid" "mark said someone wearing an Egyptian style jackal mask kidnapped and mutated him with neogenics, a technology that's supposed to be lost, that you told me nobody knows how to replicate so Fury what do you know…" the web head asked the last part sheathing "I'm the head of SHIELD kid I know almost everything but you said you wanted no part of it so I'll handle it, this is SHIELD business Spider-Man, DO NOT INTERFERE" and with that spidey just angrily matched away.
Right before going to his dorm to turn in for the night he spots a familiar thief seemingly trying everything to lure a certain arachnid theme crime fighter to her. 'What are you up to black cat…? Ok kitty kitty game on!' he says to himself before swinging blindly into the situation.
A/N: AS STATED PREVIOUSLY I'M SORRY FOR MY LACK OF ALCOHOL INDUCED UPDATES LATELY BUT I WAS REALLY TRYING TO GIVE SOBRIETY A CHANCE BUT SINCE IT'S CLEAR THAT DOESN'T WORK I'M BACK AND UNTIL NEXT TIME TRUE BELIEVERS!