DISCLAIMER: "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BOTHER ME WITH COPYRIGHT WHEN I'M DRINKING MICKEY?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS DRINKING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT HA HA!"
WEBHEAD SEASON 3 VOLUME 6
As spidey approaches the sexy cat thief she turns around revealing that she is no longer dressed in the black tactical suit with light gray pads and white piping going throughout everywhere but instead is now in a VERY revealing black jacket covered in white fur. 'ok…. She's sexyed herself up this time, as if she wasn't distracting enough already…'
"Hey spider! I hoped you'd find me again!" As she starts approaching the masked hero again, but spidey wants to maintain a safe distance. "Whoa hey whoa! Stay back cat! You're NOT gonna sucker punch me again." "Sorry about that spider, but hey how about we split the take from here on out? This work is VERY lucrative and can benefit us both here handsome." 'what? She thinks I'm gonna steal with her!?' "whoa I don't know who you think I am but I'm not a thief." 'huh she probably follows ole mustaches' rants. SPIDER SENSE!' as she knees him in the crotch AGAIN. "Think about it, spider! When you come to your senses I'll be here sweetie!" As she jumps off the rooftop leaving the web head laying there in pain AGAIN!
The next morning peter got a call from the administration offices of Empire State university. "Hello mister parker, I regret to inform you that because your scholarship with us was through fisktronics and the controversy surrounding the revelation that he was the kingpin of crime, we are no longer able to accommodate you." "Whoa wait what?! You can't just just throw me out because Fisk turned out to be a criminal." "Well given your exceptional grades and the unusual circumstances we will allow you to keep a partial scholarship but you will now have to contribute to your tuition from here on in." 'great just great how am I supposed to manage this…? I've barely scraped by as it is especially having to help take care of aunt May. Ah what am I gonna do…?'
The week came and went with no sign of morbius, mark or any other new neogenic villains. 'maybe this jackal guy is finally done, after all his test subjects keep escaping' the parker kid thought to himself as he ate in the dining hall before suddenly "PETER PARKER!" "What? Oh hey Deb, what's up?" 'wow she looks super mad. Wait a minute I was supposed to go out with her on Valentine's day 3 DAYS AGO. Uh oh' "oh shit. Look I'm sorry Deb I completely forgot, I have a lot go…" but she cut him off "forget it parker! No way I'm wasting anymore of my time on such a lazy self centered dolt! Oh the nerve!" Before she angrily stalked off. ' That's another relationship Spider-Man has ruined, oh well.'
After what happened with Debra he went back to his dorm he shared with Randy Robertson, staring in the fridge at an old piece of cheese just randomly sitting on a plate collecting mold. "Hey there Kevin, wow buddy you're getting pretty run down, I know the feeling." The wall crawler spoke to the molding dairy product right as Randy walked in witnessing it all. Randy was just watching in confusion before noticing that the TV was on. Playing on the TV at that moment was a soap opera titled a heart of web, it was basically a parody of the wall crawling hero with none other than Mary Jane Watson starring as the leading lady Nancy Kane Winston. "Wow Parker, you're one hell of a masochist. Watching the dumb soap opera your ex left to star in while you sit around talking to old cheese…" "it's name is Kevin" "yeah I think the fact you named that gross thing is reason enough you get back out there. Come on man, you need to get out more, meet some people." 'he's right.' "thanks Randy I'll get on that." He told his roommate almost dismissively despite how he's actually feeling.
On his way to meet up with his aunt, whom he hasn't caught up with for a while, but just as he arrived at the coffee shop he got a text from the woman who raised him as her own peter dear, I'm sorry but I have to work a double shift today and can't make it. "Ok… well now what?" But just as he was about to leave he saw some commotion in the coffee shop, mainly that it was suddenly flooded. Of course our hero rushes in to rescue the drowning customers and employees, just as he got the last civilian out to safety suddenly the water started following him around, chasing him as if it were alive. Suddenly the seemingly sentient liquid formed into a recognizable face 'morine bench!?' "whoa! Just who are you!?" He asked while dodging an incoming tidal wave coming from where her arm should be. 'morbius, mark and now morine… all people who went to midtown high, I gotta get some answers on this' "the names hydrogirl you annoying little bug!" "Wait did you say hydrant girl? Ha!" "HYDROgirl ass clown!" "Ok hydrogirl, are you another one of jackals experiments? What'd he promise you for taking down little old me?" 'come on give me something here morine' "ha jackal didn't make me any promises except I'd have power to be set for life. I don't give a damn about you Spider-Man you're just getting in my way!" 'oh great another element bad guy who just wants a big score, as if Marco wasn't bad enough but why rob a coffee shop?' But before he could question the odd decision further she just drained herself away in the sewer. "Ok…? That was weird… I gotta get some answers here." He said taking out his phone to call an old friend he's been meaning to catch up with for a while now. Miles.
Later outside a community center with many different art themed classes. "It's great to see you man! You and Gwen said we would stay in touch but I never saw you guys. Oh shit! Sorry man! I heard about Gwen, how's she doing?" "I wish I knew. I'm sorry I haven't stayed in touch with you man but things have been… crazy. So how's everything been at midtown?" "Some weird stuff has been happening, like last week morine bench apparently just dropped out, ha liked she ever drop out of highschool in her senior year! I don't know what's going on but I don't feel safe there anymore, me and ganke actually applied to visions academy for next year." 'ok so whatever is going on is definitely connected to midtown, someone doing mad scientist experiments on students, seemingly not caring about them at all and…. Oh no! It can't be! I gotta check him out, just to be sure.' after a little while Pete and Miles parted ways with the promise of staying in touch better.
At nightfall the web slinger sneaks into midtown highs chemistry lab looking for Gwen's senior professor from last year: Dr. Miles warren. 'He always did seem like a creep' when looking around he found a tunnel hidden under the desk. Within minutes he finds himself in what looks like a secret lab with all sorts of chemicals everywhere, a weird torture table and several jail cells, one of which has miles warren himself Locked up in it. 'what?! But if he's not the jackal then who is…?' "Spider-Man?! Quick help me before he comes back" the scientist cried out in desperation. Just as he broke the door open, a man in a black dress shirt, green tie, maroon jacket, blood soaked apron and black and gold jacal mask walked into the room from behind. "Spider-Man!? How did you find me here? Hey no you're not taking my prisoner!" The mad scientist bellowed out before suddenly the lab started crumbling apart, as if he triggered a massive earthquake. Grabbing the teacher spidey quickly swung out of that before they were buried alive.
Landing down the block from the school. "All right there you go sir safe and sound. What was that guy doing with you?" "I don't know Spider-Man but I saw him doing horrible things to some of my students. It was awful, it's a good thing you were here." 'ok so I guess I was wrong. Those tunnels just provided a good secret lair space and quick access to test subjects and I guess nothing else. Still…' he thanked the professor before swinging away.
Later that night miles warren was still standing in front of the school when the jackal comes up from behind him, as they face each other miles forms a very sinister smirk before suddenly dissolving into dust. "You served my charade well but that's definitely gonna need some improvements"
At about the same time spidey finds himself on the very same rooftop he's been on the last two times. "Ok cat I'm in" "I knew you'd see things my way spider, so I made you this." As she holds up what looks like an exact duplicate of his suit but black, white and a very very dark gray. "Wow cat I don't know what to say" "you looked way sexier in that black suit, but I heard it messed with your head or something but this one should be fine."
A/N: well peter has slowly but surely become more and more alone, peter now has to deal with the negative after effects of stopping kingpin, the jackal conspiracy thickens, spidey is actually teaming up with black cat to STEAL and she made him the cloth black suit. Can Spidey find his way back on the right path? Can he find a way to pay his half of the tuition? Will Peter rebuild his supporting cast? Will I ever stop writing trash and learn to do it sober? Until next time true believers!