ROB, the Random Omnipotent Being, is pissed off at the Fan Fiction Authors for using and abusing his name in their stories. So, when I died, I got His revenge. Forced to live through my favorite stories, I have to avoid ending up in Hell. M for a reason, all the tropes will get their turn and there will be girls eventually. You know me, MR Cringe and Gary Stu are supervising.

Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries. No one knows it's slowly killing her - least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last.

Hermione Granger— newly appointed Charms Professor at Hogwarts is determined to befriend her prickly ex-Professor and new colleague Severus Snape whether he likes it or not.

Rose Weasley is quitting her job. But before she can start the next phase of her life, she has a mountain of memories to sort through. And if that wasn't enough, she has a new development with Scorpius Malfoy to wrap her head around. A coming-of-age fic, rated T for mildly sexual language. This one is very close to my heart!

How a single act of a single person can determine those of an entire generation. What would have become of the fate of Severus Snape, of Hogwarts', of the entire Wizarding World's, if he had decided to make a simple timid gesture in a direction that no one suspected could have such consequences? This story is part of a series, but the first part can be read independently.

What if Voldemort hadn't killed the Potters and stunned them instead? What if instead of killing Harry, he had raised him as his son? What would happen when Harry goes to Hogwarts and meets his biological parents and brother and the leader of the 'light' side, Albus Dumbledore? Collab with DavidoDaVinci.

The future hadn't gone as he planned. Changing the world didn't exactly happen and Tom wasn't sure how he found himself stuck working in Borgin & Burkes, but it was most certainly Albus Dumbledore's fault. His life took a turn when a green-eyed boy stumbled into the shop a week before his birthday. (Did I mention there's time travel?) I

Harry vit une journée compliquée : des pensées salaces en pleine retenue, une branlette dans un placard à balais et surtout un ennemi juré qui le surprend au pire moment. Ou comment chuchoter en cours de potion aurait pu lui éviter la honte de sa vie… ou pas ! TW : soumission et BDSM, beaucoup de lemon !

Right after overhearing how Sirius Black betrayed his parents, Harry finds a certain little feline in the snowy wilderness of Hogsmeade, and the future changes forever. What would happen when Voldemort's most faithful escaped Azkaban, and somehow found his greatest nemesis at possibly his weakest? What if said nemesis decided to make her his familiar? Strong!HarryxMulti. AU.

Percy Weasly has spent more then a year grappling with the person he became at the end of the war. With his book published he hopes he can stop other young wizards from diving off the deep end. But when the Minister asks him to help shape the rest magical politics, Percy continues to struggle with the thought he is riding on everyone else's coattails.

Harry Potter was an odd boy, everyone knew it. His eyes were too aware, he was intelligent for it to be natural. This remained a mystery, even to the boy himself, until one day he remembered the man he used to be. Alas, the magical world is far more treacherous than the one in his past life and he will either succumb or rise above them all. Will he be up to the challenge? SI!Harry

Seeing through the manipulations of Dumbledore and faced with the threat of Voldemort, Harry creates his own faction with sex slaves in secret. Harry/Harem. Evil!Harry

After ten years of back and forth between loathing and loving each other, Callie Warbeck and Severus Snape have finally settled on love. But how will that play out? Follow-up to my previous story, The Two Potions Masters.

All his life, Harry never tried. Until that fateful summer, when Neville Longbottom became his number-one bestie! Having to rekindle his friendships, figure out new magic he has never heard of, and deal with a father who's actually alive, not to mention a Dark Lord, will Harry survive until he graduates? Of course, he will! Neville's there to set him straight.

Transported from Hogwarts to a mythical island full of elves and dragons, Karina Hansen must survive brutal training to become part of the Draconian Watch - a role forced upon her that she never desired. Shunned for her humanity yet determined to prevail, Kara must master her magic to survive the perilous Challenges awaiting her at the end of the year; or pay with her life.

This picks up at the premature conclusion of Mine, by Curiositykils. Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his.

All Lily wants from her final year at Hogwarts is to be a good Head Girl, persuade McGonagall to let her stay in Transfiguration, and spend time with her best mates. But how is any of that supposed to happen when she can't get away from arrogant prankster James Potter, her ex-best friend Severus is determined to make good this year, and Lord Voldemort's Dark influences are rising?

Cross-posted from AO3 (my username there is the same, and that version has illustrations). At four years old Harry decides that he would like to be a snake when he grows up. A story following Harry as he wills himself to become more and more serpentine - to the discomfort, bafflement, and horror of everyone around him. AKA Harry with a snake hyper-fixation.

Harry Potter has a twin named Lillian. She goes to Hogwarts, meets Draco, and they become friends. During the battle of Hogwarts, Draco refuses to leave without his beloved friend. The Malfoy family takes Lillian with them. Her brother dies and Voldemort wins the war.

What if Arthur Weasley had an eighth child from a woman other than Molly after the Battle of Hogwarts . What would happen if the truth came out after eight years and what is the reaction of the Weasley family and who is that woman

Muggleborn Cassius Campbell enters Hogwarts at the bottom of the social ladder, without anything extra like inheritance or bloodlines. He quickly finds his own place, as a skillful student and helpful tutor of many. He makes allies and friends and creates a network of alliances to ensure his own ability to rise in a world so fervently against people like him.

L'adolescence n'a jamais été une étape facile à vivre. Lily Potter, fille du survivant, ne fait pas exception à la règle. Alors en troisième année, tout ce qu'elle croyait pour acquis, comme la cohésion de sa famille, semble s'effondrer sous ses yeux. Dans un monde sorcier qui connaît enfin la paix, tout n'est malheureusement pas éternel et ça, Lily va l'apprendre à ses dépens.

A happenstance meeting between Tom and a mysterious witch named Hermione in Borgin and Burkes sends the pair of them on a tangled path to get what they want - Tom, ultimate power over the wizarding world, and Hermione, to bring down the dangerous wizard at the edges of her mind. Will their magnetic connection help or hinder them in their ultimate goals? Time travel AU.

Gegen ihren Willen findet sich Hermione Granger in einer Zeitschleife wieder. Gezwungen immer und immer wieder die gleichen Tage zu durchleben, verliert sie sich in den Wirrungen zwischen Realität und Fiktion. Bis sie auf Draco Malfoy trifft, der ihren Körper, ihren Geist und ihre Selbstwahrnehmung mit einem Schlag korrumpiert. Eine erotische Dramione FF.

The soul shard gets absorbed at an early age, changing Helen and the world forever. Fem!Harry, Dark!Harry, Manipulative!Harry. Mature, multi, Gory. Will contain Lemons, other adult content, so leave if you're easily offended. First story. New Chapter up!