Summary: Dennis tries to awe the crowd, when he discovered that ripping his pants is very amusing, but soon realized that it may be too much.
This chapter is the parody of the episode: Ripped Pants.
One of Dennis and Winnie's favorite places in the whole world, is the beach, and they love coming to the beach. The beach is also a good example of humans and monsters living together like in a symbiotic relationship.
"What a great day.", Dennis said, as he and Winnie were playing in the sand. Suddenly, Dennis has thought of a funny thing to say, and decided to do it. It involves him inside a pile of sand, "Hey, Winnie, look.", Dennis said, which gets Winnie's attention.
"I'm very sandy today!", he said, which made Winnie laugh. Dennis then came up with another sand joke, this time making a wheelchair like the one Abraham uses, and even said, mocking his voice, "Hey, who am I?".
The next sand joke he did, while Winnie was still laughing her head off, involves going towards a sand statue in the shape of a telephone. Dennis picked up the receiver and said, "Hello, Dennis. Could you keep it down, I'm trying to be boring.".
"You're so funny, Dennis!", Winnie said, as she tried to catch her breath. "Did anyone order 20 pepperoni and sand pizzas?", Dennis joked yet again, and the two friends laughed and laughed, until a voice said, "Hey, you two. What's up?".
The voice belonged to an aquatic monster named Aquarius, who happens to be one of the beach's lifeguards. "You guys wanna lift some weights with me?", he asked. "Sure, I've never done it before.", Winnie agreed, however Dennis felt a bit embarrassed, as he knows that he may not be good at it. "Coming.", he said, all depressed.
In an area of the beach known as 'The Lifeguard Lounge', Dennis, Winnie, and Aquarius see various humans and monsters lifting weights, dumbbells, and doing pushups. "Give it a try!", Aquarius suggested.
Winnie went first, and she chose one of the smaller weights. She struggled a little bit, and eventually lifted it, "Wow, I did it!", she said proudly. "Nice job,", Dennis said, as he tried to sneak away from the lounge, "Okay, let's go back to where we were.".
"How about a bit more muscle, Dennis?", Aquarius said, "Observe.". Aquarius lifted up one of the biggest weights, and he it above his head. "Alright, I'll do it.", Dennis said, but instead of choosing weights, he used a stray twig, to which everyone just stared at him.
"Now watch this!", Winnie announced, as she lifted up a bigger set of weights, although her arms are getting a bit tired, everyone cheered. Aquarius got even MORE praise, when he even lifted the bleachers. Dennis, now jealous, decided to change his strategy.
He noticed a camper eating marshmallows, and Dennis asked if he can borrow them, to which the camper agrees. "And now...", Dennis announced, "With the addition of two... marshmallows.". Dennis tries to lift the makeshift weight, but as he did, he heard a huge rip.
Dennis looks all over him, and noticed that he has accidentally ripped his pants while trying to lift the weight.
Everyone soon laughed, and Dennis embarrassingly walks away from the lounge, and with his head down, tries to go back to his beach blanket. "You were hilarious!", said a human bystander, with surfer vibes, "That was so funny.".
"Ain't he the funniest little boy you've ever seen?", Winnie asked, to which it gave Dennis an idea. "Maybe I should do this more often.", he thought, as later in the day, Dennis and Winnie are playing volleyball.
Aquarius serves, and he spiked the ball so hard, that the other team was knocked out like bowling pins. Eventually, it was Dennis' serve, "I got it!", he said, as he tried to hit the ball, but he missed. Dennis decided to try again, and again, again, and each time he did, the crowd kept on booing.
On the fifth try, there was another 'RIP' noise, and Dennis soon announced, "Oops! I guess I ripped my pants again.". The crowd went hysterical, and everyone commented about what happened. "You've still got it, dude.", said the surfer from before.
Afterwards, Dennis and Winnie are playing frisbee, and Dennis threw the frisbee very far. Winnie soon grabbed the frisbee with her teeth, and rolled in the sand when she did.
"Winnie, throw it to me", Dennis shouted. "Okay, here it comes!", Winnie said, as she took the frisbee out of her mouth, and threw it to him. Dennis, however, purposely missed the frisbee and lets it bop him in the face.
"Are you okay?", Winnie asked, helping her friend up. "I think so...", Dennis said, before shouting, "Except, I ripped my pants!". Everyone soon laughed and cheered once more, and even the surfer dude still said, "You've still got it, dude!".
Hours have passed, and after Dennis make lots of jokes about ripping his pants, decided that he and Winnie should get some ice cream.
"May I help you?", said the ice cream vendor asked. "I'll take a banana split.", Dennis said, to whoch the vendor told him, that they're no banana splits. "That's okay! I've already split my pants.", Dennis joked, hinting that he's still making more jokes about ripped pants.
"Anything else?", the vendor soon asked, all annoyed. "How about...", Dennis said, "Rippled!", to which he ripped his pants yet again. Winnie thought it's still funny, but it seems to bug other people, especially at the snack bar.
"Ripped pants, a la mode!", Dennis shouted, doing more of his pants ripping. He even said to the cook at the snack bar, "Did anyone ordered 20 cases of ripped pants?", and laughed, making even the cook annoyed.
"And now,", said an announcer, "It's time for the surfing competition!". Dennis participated in the contest, along with Winnie and Aquarius, and just like last time, he decided yet again, to rip his pants. Suddenly, Dennis lost control of his surfboard, and fell onto the beach.
"Hey look, a buoy just washed up on the beach.", said a lifeguard, as he view through a spyglass, and noticed something strange about the buoy, as it has arms and legs.
"Wait? That's not a buoy!", he panicked, IT'S A GUY!!". The lifeguard came with all his equipment, and noticed that Dennis is struggling on the ground. "Why?!!!!!!!", he screamed, as bystanders noticed him.
"Dennis!", Winnie said, as she noticed Dennis in the lifeguard's arms. "Come closer.", he whispered, "I need something. I need... I need...". "What'd you need, kid?", the lifeguard said with worry, as Winnie tears up behind him. Dennis soon told him the answer, "A tailor.", to which everyone was in shock
"Because, I ripped my pants!", Dennis said, laughing, but everyone else, including the lifeguard walked away from him, knowing they had enough of his nonsense.
"That wasn't funny, Dennis!", Winnie angrily said, "You had me worried sick!". She soon walked away, and even the surfer just thought that Dennis' performance was horrible.
"Come on, Dennis.", Dennis thought, "You're losing them.". He then looks at a notepad, which shows all the stunts he's done.
"Lifting Weights: Chuckles, Volleyball: Big Laughs, Frisbee in Face: Kills, Surfing: Knocks Them Out.", Dennis read, "But Pretending to Drown?", he said, "No!". "Come on, think!", Dennis said, before coming up with an idea.
"Hey everyone,", Dennis announced, "It's more than ripped pants!", he said as he ripped his pants off, until he's in his underwear. "It's pants ripped OFF! Someone call the police, cebause there's a pants thief on the loose.", he said, but no one came.
Dennis soon noticed everyone, on the other side of the beach, playing volleyball by themselves. "Oh no!", Dennis said, "Everyone's gone! Including Winnie. She'd rather hang out with the lifeguard!".
"We blew it pants.", Dennis said, as he threw his pants on the sandy ground, to which it said, "Don't you mean, you?". Dennis thought about it, he didn't have to be a fool to get Winnie's attention. he soon screamed, "Am I the biggest loser of the beach!?".
"No,", said a zombie, "I am! I forgot to put on sunscreen.", to which she shows Dennis what she means. Soon, an invisible man said, "No, I am! I've got sand in my hamburger buns.". Then, a Bigfoot came out from under the sand, and said, "I'm the biggest loser of the beach, because my friends buried me in the sand and forgot me.".
"What happened to you?", the trio asked Dennis. "I've lost my best friend.", said Dennis, to which the trio responded with, "How?".
Dennis decided that it would be easier to tell how he felt, by singing. "By ripping my pants.", he started to sing, "I thought I had everyone one my side. But then I blew it all sky high. And now, she won't even stare a passing glance. All cebause, I've ripped my pants.".
The trio soon joined in. "When Aquarius came just to put him down. Dennis turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to dance. With a fool who likes to rip his pants.", they sang, and as the song continued, more people joined the audience. I know I shouldn't mope around, or shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. Cebause, winding up with no one is a lot less fun, than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns.", Dennis sang.
"Now, I've learned a lesson I will sure forget. So listen and don't regret. Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance. And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.", Dennis sang, finishing his song, and to his surprise, Winnie was also in the audience.
"Dennis!", she shouted. "Winnie!", Dennis said with excitement, as they gave each other a hug. "Your song is true.", Winnie said, "If you want to be my friend, just be yourself.".
Dennis clearly knew that he will this lesson for a very, very, long time.