Turtles

Morning arose, and Goku was the first to wake up; he saw that Bulma and Natsu were still asleep and commented on how there was enough room on Bulma's bed.

He ended up lying between her legs, using her crotch as a pillow and feeling nothing in her underwear. Being the curious boy, he took off her panties and panicked, telling Bulma how her balls were gone.

His outburst woke Bulma and Natsu, the former panicking and checking the Dragon Balls, not knowing what Goku meant.

Goku then heads outside with Natsu to get some fresh morning air and do a little bit of exercise. They both crushed a few rocks before stopping themselves from destroying a lost sea turtle.

The turtle asks for some salt water and then asks if they can help him return to the sea. Bulma tells him how far it is, and Goku offers to carry the turtle there. On the way, the group runs into some bear thief, but Goku and Natsu quickly take care of it.

The group eventually reaches the sea, and the turtle tells them to wait as he has something to give them. After 30 minutes, the turtle returns with an old man on his back.

The old timer introduces himself as the Turtle Hermit: Master Roshi. Roshi thanks the group for returning his turtle and rewards Goku with a yellow cloud that could fly: The Flying Nimbus. Roshi then tells them that only those pure of heart can ride the Nimbus, and both Goku and Natsu can.

Bulma then points out the Dragon Ball Roshi has around his neck and asks for it, and Roshi lets her have it... For a peek at her panties. Bulma complies, not knowing she did not have anything on under.

Pigs

After getting the Dragon Balls, the gang was again on the road, and after giving Goku bullets to the back, they headed for the next Dragon Ball. The three of them look ahead, and they see Aru Village. Goku decides to check there for a Dragon Ball. The three enter the village, only to see no one there. Bulma thinks it is a ghost town, but Goku feels people are there. Goku heads to the Sherman Priest's house, but the door is locked, so he punches it open. As soon as he enters, a heavy axe comes crashing down on his head, only to give him a small lump. Sherman Priest then tells him not to take his daughter, but Goku reveals that he is not whoever Sherman Priest thinks he is. Sherman Priest tells the trio that a shapeshifting monster named Oolong has been taking away the villager's daughters and intends to take his daughter Pochawompa next. Bulma asks him if he has seen a Dragon Ball and shows him one of hers.

By now, the village realizes that Oolong is nowhere in sight and is all at the Sherman Priest's front door. Grandma Paozu, an old lady, shows Bulma the Six-Star Dragon Ball, and Goku asks for it. The woman refuses, saying it was passed down from other generations. Bulma asks the lady if she can have it if she and Goku defeat Oolong and get the girls back. The village says that Oolong cannot be beaten, but Bulma has a plan. Goku dresses up like Pochawompa and waits outside the village.

Oolong comes crashing in, in the form of a devil in a tux with flowers. Oolong asks for Pochawompa to marry him, but Goku, still disguised, does not respond and thinks he really needs to go to the bathroom. Oolong becomes handsome, and Bulma, watching from indoors, is lured by Oolong's new form. Oolong, who takes a liking to Bulma immediately, debates whether he should take her or the other one (Goku).

Checking on Pochawompa, he realizes that "she" is taking a leak, only as a boy can, and finally realizes that he has been tricked. Oolong again changes form into a giant bull. Goku removes the disguise and gets ready to fight Oolong, but Oolong runs away at the last moment. Goku chases him, and he sees a small pig when he gets outside the gates. The pig tells Goku that Oolong went to the other side of the town, and Goku runs after him. After Goku leaves, the pig reveals himself as Oolong in his true form.

Oolong now takes the form of a giant metal ninja with giant chopsticks and a giant bowl of soup and tells Goku that if he runs away, he will not be dipped in Oolong's hot soup. Goku says he will not leave, and Oolong accidentally dips his finger in the hot soup and burns himself. Natsu then uses his 'Fire Dragon Iron Fist' to catch Oolong off guard, the latter of which can barely regain his composure, turns into a bat, and flies away. Goku and Natsu chase him down on the Nimbus, but Oolong changes forms again, this time into a rocket; in the middle of the chase, Oolong turns back to his normal form upon his five minutes being up and falls to the ground. Goku ties him up and takes him back to the village.

Oolong apologizes to the villagers and then takes them to his "shack," which is a large mansion, showing the three daughters, Sarah, Alexi, and Little Flower. Each girl seems to be living a life of luxury and are asking Oolong for favors; it is evident that Oolong had spoiled them. Oolong pleads with the villagers to take their kids back, seeing how they are so much trouble. Grandma Paozu presents the trio with the Six-Star Dragon Ball.

Bandits

The quartet are in a boat passing through a river. During this little trip, they find out that Natsu gets motion sickness when riding in vehicles, Bulma questions how he can ride the Nimbus with no problem, but Natsu retorts he didn't see a cloud as a vehicle. Oolong then changes into a fish and jumps out of the boat when he hears that the next place they are going to is Fire Mountain. Goku goes after him, but Bulma lures Oolong back into the boat with a pair of her panties (money in the Ocean Group Dub) before he can catch him. Back on the boat, Bulma hands Oolong a "vitamin," and she says he should take it because it is good for him. The boat then runs out of gas, but Bulma makes Oolong turn into a paddle so they can get to the shore.

On shore, Bulma finds out her DynoCaps are missing and yells at Oolong, accusing him of stealing them. Oolong sneaks off, and Bulma makes the "piggy" sound which makes Oolong have to go to the bathroom. Then Bulma tells Oolong that the "vitamin" she gave him was really a pill that makes him go to the bathroom whenever someone makes the "piggy" sound. Bulma has Oolong change into the motorbike, but when Bulma gets on the bike, she falls because Oolong does not get stronger when he changes shape and says that it does not matter anyway because he can only hold a shape for five minutes.

As time passes, they are now walking in Diablo Desert. Bulma eventually throws a temper tantrum because she cannot stand walking in the desert, remarking that she is used to the luxury of her capsules and eventually passes out in the heat. Far into the distance, a blue cat is spying with a telescope on a rock, telling a man that victims are present, and the man says that it's been a while since their last prey—the two ride a flying bike up to Goku, Natsu, and Oolong. The man introduces himself as Yamcha, the Desert Bandit, and orders the two that they'll have to give them money or capsules if they want to escape this desert. Oolong then recognizes the cat as Puar, who went to Shapeshifting Academy with him, and Puar remembers Oolong as a bully.

Yamcha, wanting to rob them and challenges them to a fight, begins to fight Goku with his sword, and Goku fights back using his Power Pole. Realizing that Goku is powerful, Yamcha asks Goku if he is the grandson of Gohan because he is the only person who could have had that pole. Resuming their fight, Yamcha utilizes his powerful attack, the Wolf Fang Fist, knocking Goku into several rocks. Horrified that his friend was defeated, Natsu steps in to fight him and can keep as well as Goku. Before Yamcha can use his Wolf Fang Fist on Natsu, Bulma wakes up, and Yamcha spots her. Bulma gets a glance at Yamcha and falls in love with him. While back at his hideout, Yamcha reminds Puar of his fear of women and that he will get Goku back.

Bandits Part ll

The following day after using a capsule that Oolong had to get through the desert, Bulma wakes up wrapped in a blanket and puts on the only clothes Oolong has in the House Wagon, which turns out to be a playboy bunny outfit. Oolong starts driving when Goku notices a two-seater driving behind them. It is none other than Yamcha and Puar coming to steal the Dragon Balls once again.

Goku, Natsu, and Oolong get out of the bus as the two bandits fire a missile at it, destroying it, and prepare to take them down once and for all. Goku starts fighting Yamcha again and knocks his tooth out; Yamcha then stops the fight. When Puar, horrified to see his master losing his tooth, transforms into a hand mirror to show him what happened, Yamcha yells in shock, thinking he will never get a girl. The three watch Yamcha drive off in shame with Puar before carrying Bulma (now knocked out in the crash) to walk.

As they walk, with Goku carrying the unconscious Bulma on his back, the group does not know what to do now since their only means of transportation is destroyed. Yamcha and Puar suddenly come back, and Yamcha says he is sorry for his previous actions and offers them a car. Oolong is skeptical and checks the car for bombs. Goku trusts Yamcha, and they drive off to the following location. Yamcha did have a catch; however, he has a radar in the car that will allow him and Puar to know where Goku and the others are at all times. He plans to let them gather all seven Dragon Balls, steal them at the last moment and make his wish: to never be shy around women again.

Oxen

The quartet is heading to Fire Mountain, where legends state the terrible Ox-King dwells. Bulma thinks that the legend is ridiculous, much to the annoyance of Oolong. Bulma, Goku, and Natsu are then shocked to discover that the bright sunset they were admiring is, in fact, Fire Mountain. Meanwhile, Yamcha and Puar are following Goku and the gang.

At Fire Mountain, Goku uses Flying Nimbus to reach the castle. The flames are too intense, though, so Goku burns his tail and falls into a nearby lake. Natsu then tries to eat as much fire as he can; this surprises the group since they didn't know his magic could do that. Bulma and Oolong meet the Ox-King, who thinks they are trying to steal his treasure. As Goku returns after his failed attempt, the Ox-King starts trying to kill him. Goku jumps onto the Flying Nimbus and flies around the Ox-King - making him dizzy. Ox-King then asks Goku who gave him the Flying Nimbus, and Ox-King soon learns that Goku has met Master Roshi. He asks Goku where to find him as Roshi was Ox-King's old master. Ox-King then realizes that Goku is the grandson of Grandpa Gohan, someone who was so close to Ox-King, like they were brothers.

The Ox-King then asks Goku if he could get him the Bansho Fan from Roshi, as it is the only thing that will extinguish the flames on Fire Mountain. Goku accepts and then asks the Ox-King if he can have the Ox-King's Dragon Ball. The Ox-King then tells Goku that he sent his only daughter Chi-Chi the previous day to retrieve the Bansho Fan, but now he is worried about her because she has yet to return. Ox-King says that Goku can marry Chi-Chi if he finds the Bansho Fan and Chi-Chi herself.

Yamcha and Puar, who overheard the whole conversation, panic as Ox-King shows Goku and Natsu a picture of Chi-Chi, and they notice that she is the same girl that Yamcha had hit earlier; they begin to worry that they have killed her. Soon, they return to where they left Chi-Chi and see her still on the ground. Yamcha holds her and is relieved to see she is still breathing. Chi-Chi wakes up and immediately gets ready to attack Yamcha. In a panic, Yamcha tells Chi-Chi he is a secret admirer and is in love with her. Suddenly Yamcha spots Goku, so with Puar, he escapes while Chi-Chi is busy talking to herself.

The duo then sees Chi-Chi and informs her he is supposed to help her find Master Roshi. Chi-Chi climbs aboard the Flying Nimbus but pulls Goku's tail in the process. Goku tells her that he loses all of his power when someone pulls his tail. Yamcha overhears Goku and is pleased to learn of his weakness.

The tiny trio finally makes it to Kame House. However, Chi-Chi is a little skeptical about whether or not that is Master Roshi, so she throws her helmet blade to see if he can dodge it. He senses the attack but not soon enough to avoid it. While Chi-Chi berates him, the Turtle Hermit pulls out his Hermit Club Card as proof. Chi-Chi apologizes and pulls out the blade from Master Roshi's forehead.

Master Roshi then talks to Goku and Natsu secretly and says he will let them use the Bansho Fan if Goku sets him up on a date with Bulma. Goku agrees, and the master also mentions not to tell Chi-Chi about the deal. While searching for the Bansho Fan, Turtle notes that Master Roshi last used it as a placemat. The hermit says he threw it out because it was sticky from some juice he spilled. Master Roshi then decides to go to Fire Mountain to extinguish the fire. After calling Baby Gamera, the three were on their way.

Upon arriving at Fire Mountain, Ox-King rushes to greet his old master, and Master Roshi immediately falls. After berating Ox-King for killing people over his treasure in his castle, the mighty giant begs forgiveness. Meanwhile, Master Roshi pulls Goku and Bulma aside and explains the deal he made with Goku. At first, Bulma gets mad, but Master Roshi points out that the Dragon Ball is still inside the castle. Bulma will only go on a date with him when the hermit puts out the fire.

After taking off his Turtle Shell and shirt, Master Roshi instantly bulks up his skinny body. Meanwhile, Yamcha and Puar are still staring in awe. After harnessing his energy and uttering the phrase "Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha," Master Roshi releases the point towards the castle. When it is over, he returns to his usual self, but everyone mentions that even though the fire is out, the castle is destroyed. However, Bulma was able to find the Dragon Ball in the rubble.

Master Roshi tells Goku that the Kamehameha took him 50 years to perfect. However, Goku performs it within 50 seconds and destroys the capsule car. Then, Goku mentions that it was less powerful than Master Roshi's. Master Roshi is dumbfounded, but after Ox-King says that he is the grandson of Grandpa Gohan, they briefly talk about him. When Bulma sees that Goku destroyed the car, she becomes upset, but the Ox-King offers the group a hovercar to use for a job well done.

Goku and Chi-Chi talk for a bit, asking if they will think about each other. Eventually, the group takes off, and Yamcha and Puar follow in their air car.

To Be Continued...

First off, sorry for taking so long to release a new chapter of this story; I started it when still in school, so I didn't have a ton of time to work on it, and despite having the whole summer to work on this, I just forgot about this story. Don't worry, I'm still going to work on it, and I'll try to get chapters out when I can; I hope you all can understand.

Now I want to get through the beginning of OG Dragon Ball to get to the good stuff, which is why this and the last chapter seemed rushed. Since this is my first story, I feel my writing will be very inconsistent, but I think I'll be able to find my footing once the training arc comes. Like this chapter, the next one will be separated, but since all that's left is the Monster Carrot part and the climax of the Pilaf Saga, it won't be as long as this chapter.

Another thing to note is that in the next chapter, I'll be introducing three more Fairy Tail characters which I'll keep a surprise :).

One last thing I'm going to make a poll on who Goku should get married to since I feel pairing him up with Chi Chi will make things a little bare, so I'll try putting a poll to see who Goku should be with if you want to comment on who Goku should be with say the character and the reason. I'll consider it when the time in the story comes.

That's all I got for now in the meantime ciao and goodnight (depending on where you are).