Chris' Recap: "Last time on Total Drama Universe, 24 characters from different types of Media came to the island ready to compete for another one million dollars! Some of them were ranging from normal to talking animals. The challenge had them diving for a key for 24 treasure chests, in the end Diane and Father found the right chests, making them the captains for this season's teams. In the end, we booted off the laughing duo of Beavis and Butthead for their annoying laugh and perverted comments about getting with women. Who will our captains pick? And who will I get to shoot out of a cannon, find out today on Total...Drama...Universe!"
*Theme Song*
Everyone was sleeping in their cabins after the last challenge, soon Chris came up to them which Chef.
"Ssh." Chris said to Chef while laughing. "They're sleeping."
Chris and Chef soon chuckled as he soon used an airhorn through a megaphone making all the contestants scream and soon moan and groan, as Chris and Chef laughed.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Unbelievable." Prince Charming said annoyed. "This is not how I should be woken up, I'm a prince who should have his own kingdom."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon the contestants soon gathered outside tired.
"Good morning, I hoped you all slept well." Chris smirked.
"Good until you ruined it." Sasha said. "Thanks."
"You're welcome." Chris said. "Now, it's time to make the teams. Diane and Father, as the winner of the last challenge, you get to 4 pick your teammates, the other contestants will be selected randomly."
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"How can you make a team with these bunch of fools?" Father asked annoyed and soon sighed. "But...I'll make do with what I have."
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"As Governor, I think I should make a great leader." Diane said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon Father was standing on a red mat while Diane was on an orange mat.
"Diane gets to pick first since she's both Govoner and got the right chest first." Chris said. "So, who's it gonna be."
"I choose Yuya." Diane said.
Yuya smiled as he went to her team.
"Jack Spicer." Father said as Jack soon smirked.
"YES!" Jack said as more people stared at him, "I mean, wise choice."
"Alright, I pick Sasha." Diane said as Sasha walked over to her team.
"I'll pick Prince Charming." Father said and soon he smirked walking to her team.
"Hmm...Katara." Diane said.
"I'll pick Loona." Father smirked as she oon walked over to her team.
"Whatever." Loona said.
"Alright...I'll pick Josuke." Diane said as he went over to her team.
"I'll need someone smart...I choose Velma." Father said.
"Alright." Chris said. "Now time for the other members to be generated randomly...Diane gets Webby, Meg, Vert, Flint, Dawn and Squidward while Father has Luz, Eddy, Lynn, Hector, Blossom and Lilac."
Soon the two teams were formed.
"Diane's team, you'll henceforth be known as...The Cunning Foxes!" Chris said as a fox-like symbol was shown above their team. "And Father's team, you'll be dubbed...The Raging Flames!" Chris finished as the insignia of raging fires appeared over them.
"Really?" Loona asked. "That's the best you've got?"
"Yes, deal with it." Chris said. "Now before we start the challenge, I think it's only right we feed you first, head to the Mess Hall."
The contestants groaned as they headed to the mess hall to get the sloop that Chef serves them which is known as food, while the contestants were entering the mess hall, Father soon stopped.
"Hey. Prince Charming and Jack Spicer, can I see you two for a second?" Father asked.
They both looked at each other and looked confused but went to him anyway.
"What is it, Father?" Prince Charming asked. "And this better be important."
"Oh, I believe it is." Father told the spoiled prince. "I want to make an alliance with you two."
"An alliance?" Prince Charming asked. "Why should we work with you?"
"Pretty boy's right." Jack Spicer. "Besides, what do I, Jack Spicer, evil genius get out of this alliance?"
"How about a guaranteed spot into the Final 3?" Father asked. "If you follow my lead and do whatever I say?"
"I don't take orders from anyone." Prince Charming said. "But...if you manage to hold your end of the deal, I guess I can make this one exception."
"I'm in, because I know you're asking me because you respect the genius of Jack Spicer." He said which made Prince Charming and Father roll their eyes.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Maybe bringing that delusional boy genius in the alliance probably wasn't a good idea." Father facepalmed to himself. "But...if he's smart as he says he is, I can use him to work my way through the competition."
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"I think Father's a fool, don't get me wrong." Prince Charming said. "But having him as an ally is probably the best move to make for now."
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"Finally, someone who actually finds use for my evil genius." Jack said. "Father made the right move accepting me, Jack Spicer into his alliance."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Inside the mess hall, Eddy was setting up a little station where he did shop.
"Attention, snacks to go with this sloppy food!" Eddy said. "25 cents a piece."
"Oh sure, I'll take one." Meg said and gave Eddy a quarter before taking a snack and eating it, but soon she spit it out! "Yuck! This is awful."
"Eddy, where did you get those snacks?" Luz asked.
"Uh...nowhere?" Eddy asked as soon Blossom looked at it.
"Eddy, these are just leftovers from the food yesterday." Blossom said looking unamused at Eddy.
"Shut up." Eddy yelled.
Soon Meg took her quarter back from Eddy and he looked annoyed.
"Darn it." Eddy said as Velma gave him an unamused look.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"If there's a person on my team I have a problem with so far, it's Eddy." Blossom said. "Ever since we arrived here, he's just been doing one scam after another."
*Soon was shown a montage of various scams Eddy tried to do with the other campers, but others either just flatout ignored him or did it and the end result was they got their quarter back.*
"Eddy better be careful, otherwise his scheming is gonna get himself kicked off." Blossom said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon, the other contestants finished eating as Chris came into the room with a television to instruct today's challenge.
"Now that teams have been discussed," Chris said. "Today's challenge is a treasure hunt."
"TREASURE?!" Eddy smirked yelling as his eyes become dollar signs.
"Oh boy." Velma said rolling her eyes.
"Yep." Chris said as the tv soon showed two treasure chests. "There are two treasure chests hidden somewhere on island, both teams must race to where they're hidden in a cave, once you get there you must go through a minecart track to reach the location, then you must get your chest back in the minecarts and race out of the cave first, but if you look inside the chest before you make it to the finish, your team automatically loses."
"Cool, where's the map?" Sasha asked.
"Well, since Diane won the last challenge first, their team gets a map to where their statue is." Chris said he tossed her the map.
"Let's go, Foxes!" Diane said as the team soon ran ahead.
"What do we use?" Prince Charming asked.
"Sorry, maps are for winners only." Chris said. "You're on your own."
The Flames soon groaned as the Foxes cheered at their advantage.
"Also the Foxes get a one-minute headstart, starting now.
The Foxes soon ran out with a map in hand as the Flames watched them go.
"Great, now what are we gonna do?!" Eddy asked. "How can we win the challenge with out..."
"Shut it, dumbass!" Loona yelled. "We don't need a map."
"Who not, senorita?" Hector asked.
"Duh, I'm a hellhound dude." Loona said. "I can sniff it out."
"Great work, get searching mutt!" Eddy yelled. "Faster we find the treasure you better..."
"Um, Eddy...you do know this treasure could be..." Velma said.
"Yeah, yeah." Eddy said not listening to her. "Get to it."
Loona growled at him as Velma and Lilac held her back.
"Loona, hurt later, challenge first." Lilac said.
"She's right." Velma said. "The Foxes are ahead."
"Fine. Hey McLean, can I get a scent of this 'treasure'?" Loona asked.
"Fine." Chris said and sighed. "I'm only giving you a sympathy advantage because I feel like your IMP gang will kill me if I don't."
"And you'd be right." Loona said as Chris gave her a clue to where to find it and soon sniffed it.
"Got it." Loona said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Thanks to being a hellhound, I have an advanced sense of smell." Loona said. "Even with the Foxes map, I can still find whatever stupid treasure McLean wants us to find."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Alright Flames, you can go...Now!" Chris said.
Loona soon sighed as she soon began to sniff out the statue as the Flames began to follow her.
Meanwhile, The Cunning Foxes were following the map as Webby was reading it.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Since I've been treasure hunting for a while now with Scrooge and his family, I can read maps super easily!" Webby said confidently.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Don't worry guys, I'm great at treasure hunting." Webby said. "I'll find that statue in no time."
"Yeah, totally." Squidward said sarcastically.
"C'mon Squidward, I say she's doing a good job." Sasha said.
"Well I think she'll just waste our time." Squidward said.
"Shouldn't the treasure hunting expert be the one to read the map?" Diane questioned. "And as Team Captain, I think Webby should read the map."
"Fine, oh great leader." Squidward rolled his eyes as he had no choice having to accept her decision.
"Give the duck a chance, dude." Vert said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Fine." Squidward rolled his eyes. "Only because I'm outnumbered."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That Squidward sure is quite the pessimist." Webby noted. "Oh well, it's not that big a deal."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Back with the Raging Flames, we see Loona sniffing out the treasure while Eddy was getting impatient with her.
"Hey!" Eddy yelled. "Are we close to finding it or not?!"
"Eddy, be nice." Luz said. "Besides I don't think you should make her mad."
"Kinda agree with her on that." Blossom said. "Loona doesn't look like the social type."
"And the violent type." Velma said.
Soon Loona's smell brought them to a cave.
"It's coming from here." Loona said.
"Good work, Loona." Luz smiled offering a high five, but she merely growled and went ahead as Luz soon looked shocked.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Loona's kinda scary." Luz said. "I mean she didn't even say thank you, she's been doing a such good at helping us."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"So what if I didn't thank the kid." Loona said texting. "I'm here for the cash, not to make friends."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Back with the others, they saw Webby lead them into the cave.
"Aw, here we go!" Webby said.
"Nice work, kid." Sasha said.
Soon the teams entered the cave through another entrance where they saw the second part of the challenge as soon a TV appeared.
"Foxes, you made it first so now begins the second part of the challenge, you must now get in a minecart and race down the cave where you will have the chest, you must take it and soon race out of the cave, but if you look inside the chest, you will be disqualified from the challenge." Chris said the instructions of the challenge. "And any method to slow down the other team or speed you up is allowed, any questions?"
Soon all the Foxes raised they're hands.
"No questions? Cool, now get a move on, the Raging Flames could get here any second."
"Alright, everyone get in!" Diane said as soon everyone got in the mine carts and soon Diane and Sasha pushed the carts down the rails as Vert and Webby helped them in, soon the Flames finally arrived and saw them leaving.
"Crap!" Loona said. "The Foxes are in the lead."
"Not for long! Everyone, in the carts now." Blossom said.
They soon jumped in the carts as Blossom soon pushed the cart from behind which made the cart go fast from behind as soon Blossom got in the back.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"For such a small little niña, she's quite the most powerful member on our team." Hector commented on how she was able to make the cart go that fast.
*CONFESSIONAL*
The Foxes soon saw how fast the Flames were now thanks to that big boost Blossom gave them.
"Hey!" Sasha said. "How did they get in front of us so fast?"
"Hey Foxes!" Father smirked and soon got a fireball in his hands ready. "Looks like your ride is over!" He yelled as he threw it at the railroad tracks making it melt as he laughed as they went ahead.
"TRACK'S OUT!" Yuya yelled. "What are we gonna do?!"
"I got this!" Josuke said. "Crazy Diamond!"
Soon a figure that he could only see appeared and soon charged at the melted rails.
"DORA!" It yelled as it punched and soon the track began to repair itself as the cast saw this, both the Foxes and Flames were shocked.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Okay, wow...just...wow." Vert said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That's impossible!" Flint yelled. "There's no way melted objects can't be repaired, Josuke did something to fix it...but what?"
*CONFESSIONAL*
"With a power like that, pompador-boy's gotta go soon..really soon." Father said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"What an interesting phenomenon," Velma said. "I need to keep a close eye on Josuke."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That all you got, you walking matchstick?" Josuke mocked.
"Argh!" Father yelled and soon threw more fireballs at them as they soon docked.
"Hey, watch the hair!" Josuke said.
"What, I think shaving it would be a much-needed improvement!" Father said.
That soon got on Josuke as he hated it when people insulted his hair as the other Foxes soon noticed it.
"Uh...oh..." Yuya said.
"Something tells me Father shouldn't have done that." Squidward said.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!" Josuke said and soon unleashed Crazy Diamond on them.
Josuke was about to pumble him but Diane, Sasha, Vert and Katara restained him, Father witnessed this and smirked.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"So...it looks like that guy with the awful hair gets a bit sensitive when someone insults his hair." Father said before rubbing his hands together in a scheming way. "Looks like I have a way to get rid of him for when the time comes.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"What got into Josuke?" Sasha asked. "I know Father was being a complete jerk but...Wow, did he lose it."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I had my hair to look like the hair of the guy who saved my life when I was a kid." Josuke said pointing to his hair. "When someone insults the hair, they insult that great man...So yeah, I take insults to my hair very seriously."
*CONFESSIONAL*
The Foxes soon had to calm down Josuke as the Flames managed to race on ahead and soon the cart stopped as they saw their red treasure chest.
"Yes!" Lynn said. "First place!'
"Well done Flames, you got here first." Chris said. "Grab the treasure chest and race back to your cart and get the heck outta here, and again...look inside the chest and you automatically lose."
The Flames soon got the chest and raced back to their cart but Eddy kept staring at the chest,
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Ugh." Eddy said. "Who cares what McLean says, I gotta know what's in that chest...could be anything valuable! I'll just take a little peak, they'll never know...Then again, it's one million...tough call."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Back at the challenge, Father soon looked at Eddy's curiosity about the chest and formed a plan.
"What are you staring at, old man?!" Eddy yelled at him which got him angry.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Father yelled as flames came out of his body.
"Hey, old man!" Loona said. "We have a challenge to win. Stop wasting time and get in the damn cart."
Father soon began to calm down while glaring at Eddy.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That brat is quite rude and impatient." Father said. "And I won't tolerate that behavior on my team...So I guess it's time I teach people what happens when you cross me."
*CONFESSIONAL*
The Flames soon raced ahead as soon the Foxes arrived.
"The chest, quick!" Diane said.
Vert and Katara soon ran to get it, Squidward and Webby soon helped them load it in.
"GO, GO, GO!" Squidward said.
The Foxes' cart soon began to move.
"Great, we're far behind." Flint said. "No way we can catch up now."
"Well...at least we tried." Webby said.
"Told you that I should've read the map." Squidward said. "Because we would've gotten here faster if I did."
"Oh shut up, Squidward." Sasha said as he rolled his eyes.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Seriously?" Sasha said. "Does that squid ever stop being such a pessimist? Cause it's really getting on my nerves."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Meanwhile, the Raging Flames were already in the lead as they could see the exit.
"Yeah! We're gonna win!" Luz said.
"Hey Eddy." Father whispered. "I just wanna let you know, I think you should open the chest."
"Really?" Eddy asked. "You expect me to open that thing that could cost us the challenge?"
"But what if it's something that's worth even more than the million-dollar prize?" Father smirked. "Chris could be hiding something of more great value from us."
"Wait? Chris would do that?" Eddy whispered.
"McLean's always lying to us, just take a small peak...I won't tell."
Eddy soon looked at the chest unsure of what to do now...He soon took a little small peak without the others looking and when he looked inside he was very disappointed.
"Are you kidding?!" Eddy yelled that soon got the team's attention.
"Something wrong, Eddy?" Luz asked as he soon looked at them nervous.
"Uh...I was just saying that on how bad the Foxes are doing, yeah..." Eddy said.
That got the other team looking at him weirdly, as Father smirked as he fell for his plan.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I can't believe it!" Eddy yelled. "That old man tricked me into opening that chest, and it was full of..." Eddy soon stopped seeing this was being recorded. "Chris isn't gonna see this, right...?"
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Man, manipulating that brat was so much easier than I thought it would be." Father said. "That's one less bratty annoyance to worry about."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Meanwhile, Chris and Chef were waiting outside watching the race from the cameras in the mine.
Soon the Raging Flames made it out of the cave first.
"First place!" Lynn yelled. "Yes, go Flames!
And soon the Foxes followed up with them.
"No, they beat us!" Sasha said.
"I told you I should've read the map." Squidward said. "I knew we were gonna lose."
"Actually, don't call it quits just yet, Foxes." Chris said to them. "It seems a Flame has broken a rule."
"What?" Velma asked. "But we didn't look in the chest."
"Actually, one of you did." Chris said and then looked at his co-host. "Chef?"
He soon played back footage and zoomed in on Eddy as he had a small peak inside the chest, that made the whole group gasp,
"Yep, Eddy looked directly inside the chest, thus breaking the rule."
"Eddy, you idiot!" Loona yelled. "Why did you do that?"
"I couldn't help it!" Eddy said. "Besides, Father's the one who tricked me into opening it."
"Eddy, I'm simply hurt." Father said in a hurt tone. "Why would you blame your uncontrolled greed on me, you the one who opened it."
"But you..." Eddy said. "C'mon guys, you believe me right."
"Well...after all the scamming you've done recently..." Luz said.
"You conned us out of our money, how can we trust you?" Hector asked.
Eddy was trying to defend himself as Father winked at Prince Charming and Jack Spicer, who were confused but knew he manipulated Eddy into opening it.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"So Father tricked Eddy to open the chest on purpose?" Jack asked and soon he smirked evilly. "Well played, Father. That's pretty evil."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Regardless of what happened, The Cunning Foxes win the challenge!" Chris said as the Foxes cheered.
"See Squidward, we still won." Meg said.
"This time..." Squidward said which got the team looking annoyed at him.
"And what was your treasure, you ask?" Chris said.
"Nothing!" Eddy yelled. "It was nothing in the chest but play money!"
"Of course." Chris said. "Do you honestly think I'd put real money for a challenge? But anyway, Flames, Pick your favorite cannonball to shoot out of the cannon tonight."
Most of the team was glaring at Eddy, as he soon gulped as he knew he had no way to defend himself, telling them that Father manipulated him into doing it.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I can't tell the others that Father tricked me, they won't believe me..." Eddy said. "...I'm doomed."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Wow. That was too easy." Father said. "But Eddy was just a stepping stone to my way for the million, one by one...they'll all burn to ashes."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Now before we begin our campfire ceremony." Chris said. "Time to change the cabins again, Foxes your in the left cabin while Flames are in the right cabin, and like before dudes get one side of the cabin and the girls get the other."
Soon the contestants all got their cabins situated, soon we see the Foxes' male members get together.
"Alright guys, I think we're all done." Vert said.
Yuya was soon looking through all his cards and smiled.
"Alright, let's show the Foxes a good time." Yuya smiled at them before turning to the guys. "I think Diane's a pretty cool leader, what do you think?"
"Considering that she's somehow Governor of California, I think we have a fighting chance." Vert said.
"Let's hope so." Josuke said. "And guys...sorry for how I acted in the mine."
"Hey, don't worry about it." Yuya said. "We still won."
"Yeah but uh...please control your anger next time." Flint said. "Also how did you do that?"
"Do what?" Josuke asked.
"The track, I mean how did you fix it?" Vert asked.
"Oh, you must mean my Stand, Shining Diamond." Josuke said. "I'll tell you about it tomorrow."
They all nodded and soon went to meet with the girls of the team.
"Congrats to our first victory!" Webby said.
"We only won because Eddy cheated." Squidward said.
"Oh Squidward, we still won regardless." Yuya smiled.
"Yeah, just enjoy the win." Josuke said.
"Whatever." Squidward said as he soon went back inside the cabin.
Meanwhile with the Father, Jack and Charming, they were out in the forest somewhere.
"Alright, that's Eddy gone." Father said. "That fool opened the chest like I knew he would, that's what happens when you cross me."
"Alright Father, we got rid of the greedy brat." Jack said. "What other targets are you going for next?"
"There is one specific one." Father said. "Josuke, he managed to fix that rail I melted no problem."
"That's true." Prince Charming said. "He could be a threat later on if we don't pick him off soon."
"And I know just how to do it." Father said. "But that's gonna be for another time, let the bad haired kid think he's safe for now, if we all do our parts right, we'll send the biggest threats home and they'll be out of our hair...for good."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I love how Father thinks!" Jack said. "It's so evil!"
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Attention all Raging Flames, please head to the campfire area. Cannon needs it's dinner." Chris said as he laughed.
As Father, Jack and Prince Charming walked away...Diane was revealed to have been watching them as she had her hood and mask on so she wouldn't be identified.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"So...it looks like we have an alliance that could cause trouble for the game." Diane said worried about Father's future plans. "I need to make an alliance of my own."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Later that night at the bonfire ceremony, we see the 11 Raging Flames as Chris McLean came out with a plate of 10 marshmallows.
"Raging Flames, welcome to your first Elimination Ceremony." Chris said. "The votes have been casted and counted, and one of you will be shot out of a cannon tonight...who's it gonna be?"
"Can we get this over with already?!" Loona asked annoyed while texting.
"Fine, spoil the fun why don't you?" Chris asked as he was annoyed by Loona's attitude. "The following players are safe...Loona."
"Blossom."
"Luz."
"Hector."
"Lilac."
"Lynn."
"Prince Charming."
"Jack."
"...And Velma, you're all safe." Chris tossed his Marshmallows as it was now down to Father and Eddy. "Eddy, you cost your team the win by peaking into the chest when you weren't supposed to. Father, you've been accused by Eddy into saying that you were the one that had him open it."
"Because it was!" Eddy yelled before Chris hushed him.
"Don't care!" Chris said glaring before smiling. "Okay, the last marshmallow goes to...
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"...Father." Chris tossed him his Marshmallow.
Father caught it and smirked at Eddy who was looking at him with rage.
"Eddy, time for the Cannon of Shame."
"No! I was cheated! I was tricked! Father lied to me! He did!" Eddy yelled as Chef dragged him off to the cannon as Father bit his marshmallow smirking with victory.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"See ya brat." Father waved at the camera with an evil grin.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Eddy was soon loaded into the Cannon as Chris and Chef smirked.
"Any last words before you leave."
"Yeah." Eddy said. "FATHER IS A LYING SON OF A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Eddy yelled out but the last part turned into a scream as Chris hit the button, launching him out of the cannon.
As the other members of the Flames left, Father stood standing watching him get blasted off the island before following them.
"So far we've launched the perverted duo and a scheming child off the island," Chris said. "21 players remain, who will get the boot, find out next time on Total...Drama...Universe!"
Placements:
24th - Butthead
23rd - Beavis
22nd - Eddy