333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart with Swiftdrawer & Friends

by Fireking492-BlazeWarriorWolf

This story is a story where many of my OCs come together to unleash chaotic havoc on a random Walmart on Planet Earth by using the list of 333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart as an instruction manual! Join Swiftdrawer, Bray, Dominic, Carlos, the Wacky Clowns, Pirate Blaster, and more as they terrorize Walmart and stick it to the man!

1. Entering Walmart

333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart with Swiftdrawer & Friends

Chapter 1: Entering Walmart

Date: February 4th, 2023

It was a usual kind of day until we learned of a universe in which Walmart has taken over all of Planet Earth and Walmart intends on expanding to other universes to provide cheap products for nimrods and exploit everyone because capitalism is "fun". The only reason we heard about this is because Walmart drones attacked Planet Druidia. Ovenzilla single-handedly dealt with it and interrogated a bunch of Walmart employees who were in spacecrafts that the drones were launched from. The intel was relayed and now, myself and some others want to do something about this. And Carlos came up with a really dumb idea.. "Hey, I'm so excited! I have an idea! I have an idea! And it doesn't involve stealing HP bananas or rolling around!" "Please tell me it won't make me want a nap." "Don't worry, Dominic! Here's my idea! And btw, it's your fault, Adam!" "Are you trying to intimidate me? We're in the middle of a war right now and you have a idea for stopping Walmart. What has this timeline come to? Nevermind, I know you aren't. You're just having a little fun. Please just tell us what it is without anymore side things. Give us the juice." "Okay! 333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart?" "Somehow, I can't think of how using that as an instruction manual would help defeat Walmart but go on." "Don't you see! It's my best plan yet! We'd inspire social change and steal from the rich! If we can do crazy nonsense in Walmart, what's stopping anyone else from doing it?" "Damn, I should have been able to realize that on my own. Crap. I accept the plan but if this backfires, you should be responsible for contributing the most to efforts to put out the fires and the other problems that arise." "I'm so glad you're in! It's going to be so much fun! Hold on, let me call in some others who I'm sure will be great for this!" A few minutes later, we have Minglow Bats, Bray, Austin, Madeline, Fluffy Afro, the Wacky Clowns, Pirate Blaster, Thrashbeak, Blaze, Dr. Bonesbane, Scar Basiltomato, Hamaduh Riley, Mel, and Grace join us.

Carlos quickly explains the plan to mixed reactions. Most are thrilled and amused but not all. Dr. Bonesbane is dead pan seriously questioning things, Mel is confused, Grace looks like she wants no part in this, Minglow Bats looks uninterested, and Scar Basiltomato feels underestimated. Minglow Bats speaks up: "I have no interest in doing such childish things. There is no way that something like that would work. I know this from years of teaching at the Lost Academia. Go ask someone else instead of me." "Aww, that's no fun! What about your hobby of improv comedy in that always dull voice of yours?! It'll be so much fun! And if it fails, it'll still be funny! You don't even need to do that many!" "Alright, fine. You have yourself a deal but I need to return to teaching in due time. I can't keep my students waiting. I don't like it when they keep me waiting so why should I make them wait on me?" Mel is next: "And why have you chosen to ask me to join in on this plan of yours?" "I wanted to make you feel more included in BRAINS. All excitement aside. I'm gonna be serious. Don't be mad that I'm gonna be. We don't have many like you in terms of members of artificially created racial and ethnic groups. I don't know what they're also called. I'm not a nerd or scientist but a lack of diversity is so BORRRRING. That and you might be able to be more effective in the ones you do!" Scar Basiltomato just says: "I can do much more than just pranks at a supermarket store! Come on, give me something edgier you want me to do!" "Assassinate then." "Deal! I'll pull some pranks before then! You just sounded so dull there for a second!" "Hey! I didn't know what else to say!" "Have it your way. Are we doing this soon or not?" "Once we figure out who's doing what so we can make shorter lists for everyone. Having to sift through the whole list doesn't sound exciting or fun! It sounds BORRRRRING!" Grace speaks up as well: "I have no desire to partake in this." "You gotta at least do one and then you can leave! Pretty please?! *puppy eyes* It would be so much fun!"

"I can never resist the puppy eyes. Carlos, I will participate. But let's try not to kill anyone while we're at Walmart." And with that, 3 hours of discussion end with a lunch session and a printing out of individualized lists I put together myself. I'm the writer and graphic designer here so of course I did it. With the lists in hand, I cackle manically, scaring some of the individuals present. "Adam, are you okay?" "Oh don't worry, I'm just having delight at the thought of what I'm going to do! It's so rare that I do something like this! And I love cackling madly when I'm not entirely serious! It's relaxing and sounds pretty good! Win win!" And then, Bray casts a spell to disguise our gear as ordinary modern clothing that won't trip the metal detectors. We learned our lesson from when some cop tried to perform a genital check on Bray at Jungle Jim's. That was very creepy looking back. After that, we teleport to some random Walmart in some random white majority neighborhood because we really want to make a damn good statement. We teleported to a clever location before eventually going into Walmart. Dominic even managed to hack security cameras and other surveillance for miles to doctor footage of us walking to Walmart from some random house. His class of Entropy made that very easy to pull off. I don't know how he did it so easily and fast as in the steps involved but he did it. We arrive to the entrance and Austin says: "Oh yeah! Let's enjoy this shopping trip and 'find' what we're looking for! We need to split up to find what's on our lists! I'm going whatever way has what I need!" "Are you seriously 'so excited' to go 'shopping'? Oh nevermind, you've never been to Walmart before. Trust me, it ain't very special in there. It's no Jungle Jim's. Maybe I'm negatively biased because the main one I've been to is kinda cruddy and quite boring. Oh well."

We all split up and I go do the first item on my list of ways to get kicked out: "7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell 'AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!'" Oh yeah, I forgot. I get to scream, one of my favorite things to do when I actually bother doing it which is almost never these days in my world. My metal screaming is so rusty, it's not even that funny. I put on a facial mask having been made aware of the year being 2023 at this Walmart once I entered the store before the others even did. The clothing section is near the front of the store and I might actually get kicked out for doing this but I guess we'll see. So modern and bland in here. It looks nice but modern isn't very creative most of the time. They should think more creatively like in Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared 1. I know why they picked the colors they did but customers would be happier if there were brighter colors on the walls. Color theory and emotional design are a fascinating combination. I make my way to the clothing section and find one of those circles with so many shirts hung onto them. I push some shirts out of the way before sitting down on the floor below while surrounded by shirts. It's dark, uncomfortable, and boring but I work with it. EVERYTHING IS FINE. I wait underneath there as typical supermarket music plays until I hear some people who happen to be looking at the shirts of the circle I'm cramped under. I waited a bit for this. It sucked a lot. My feet had chirly horse feels going on by the time the perfect moment finally came. Some middle aged people who I can vaguely see wearing American flag shirts but with the Walmart logo instead of the stars are picking out clothing around me.

I don't really want to hurt pawns of fascism and capitalism who aren't actively harming people themselves but believe the bullcrap lies. They aren't my targets to inflict pain upon after all. However, scaring them and making fun of them is fine by me. I make sure they're focused on just the clothing. Good thing my armor was disguised as a black outfit. And then, without warning, I jump out and scream: "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" The middle aged people are terrified by this because I put on the most psychotic expression possible. Before they can say anything, I add in a menacing voice: "This is the consequence for your blind foolishness! Your tyrannical masters will know pain! I got you! See ya, suckers!" I walk off only to get confronted by an employee who is a bald man: "Hey, stop right there! You can't go around scaring other customers and threatening our leaders!" "Does freedom of speech not exist in this Walmart? As far as I'm aware, there are no rules against scaring a few people and criticizing the government!" "Have you been living under a rock? I'll punish you myself!" I pull out an inflatable guitar and hit him with it. This stuns him because no one thinks to do that. I just walk away while attempting to whistle and fail at it after putting it away. I can't whistle to save my life. He would remain stunned for a while. I learned that later.

*Carlos* Carlos walks to the frozen section with a cool facial mask on that hides his excitement for causing a little chaos. He plans on start with something mild to begin things. Walmart shoppers better be prepared for he's ready to make some people flip out. Upon reaching the frozen section, he pretends to shiver and reads the first item on his list knowing that it's mild: "1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart." "Hehehe, this is going to be fun. I should just go in order for this list. It'll mean I can focus on more fun and less reading! I'm so excited! Oh yay, there's a bunch of people here! No one is even paying attention to me yet! Perfect! Let's go go go!" He finds 2 people who happen to be having an argument of some kind and are too distracted to focus on anything else. As a thief and soon to be ninja, Carlos easily gets close to them without being noticed by anyone in the packed aisle. He thinks out loud by mumbling to himself as pretty much everyone who has come to prank Walmart does by chance. "This will be so easy! They're even arguing about what brand is better than what brand! Perfection! Hehehe!" Carlos takes one of their shopping carts and begins the process of switching the items out. It's a slow process but nobody cares as of yet. "I'm so excited for the reactions that I'm not even bored by this tedious process! One item in there, take one from there, put it in here. Repeat! I love repeating things! It's so much fun when you repeat doing things over and over again! Don't you love doing it, readers?! Ooooo, a easy 4th wall break, this day is the best ever!" After about 10 minutes, he has finally succeeded and the two shoppers are still in a heated argument. In fact, when Carlos moves the cart he took back, the 2 engage in throwing items at each other until they realized what they were throwing: "Eww, why was lame Pepsi in my cart?!" "What do you mean it was in your cart! Wait, I just threw boring Coca-Cola at you! Is this one of your so called ideas of a joke? I'm getting the manager!"

"No you're not, I'm getting the manager, Karen!" "No, you will not, Kevin!" Carlos is laughing hysterically at their exchange. They turn to him. Karen points at him: "You! You must be behind the swapping of our items! I didn't want to buy Ken dolls and yet here they are in my cart! I'm telling the manager on you, you ugly mask wearing freak and fatso! You'll probably die in a few years with how fat you are!" "Yeah! What Karen said! Wait, I'm agreeing with her! No fair!" "You two are no fun. And don't call me fatso! I'm perfectly healthy because my body is somehow healthy at almost any weight! If I didn't want to prank you so bad, I'd show you no mercy! But I'm just going to leave because people like you are so lame! Bigots smell. Therefore, you smell. Bye!" Carlos walks off but they attempt to beat him up and tackle him. He easily dodges them: "Don't underestimate me! I've been through years of awesome fights! Fatphobic people hardly ever stand a chance against me! And I find that fact so fun and well deserved!" An employee comes running, pushing through the crowd as this scene unfolds. "Hey! Knock it off! Stop disrupting the peace of the store! Security will be here any minute to throw all of you out for your behavior! We don't tolerate this here! Never have, never will!" "You can't tell me what to do! I'm telling the manager on you for interfering in our dispute!" "Yeah! What Karen said! Don't tell me what to do!" "I just wanted to pull a funny joke on them and then, this happened. Please don't kick me out, I didn't even hurt either of them." Before anything else could be said, Carlos headed toward the clothing section as screams of terror echo from there throughout the store. The employee who confronted the 3 exclaims: "What's going on now?!"

*Pirate Blaster & Thrashbeak* With Thrashbeak snug on his shoulder, Pirate Blaster walks to the electronics section with an employee tailing him. Once he stops to look at his and Thrashbeak's list, the employee speaks up: "Hey umm sir, we don't allow pets in Walmart. It's corporate policy." The pirate turns to the employee and stops looking at the list: "Isn't this a free country? Guess I really was wrong. You landlubbers have a weird definition for what's freedom and what's not. But I insist on shopping with Thrashbeak here. Don't worry, he won't bite as long as you're nice. He ain't gonna fly away all wild like either. You sell pets here, I don't see the problem of bringing my friend here with me. Arrr!" "Are you a pirate? No, wait, a LARPer which is illegal on this planet btw! I'm going to get the manager. You stay right here. He's the only one who can call the police on you for being a LARPer." Suddenly, shouts can be heard from the frozen section: "Arr arr! Looks like some landlubber has bigger problems!" "Fine! I'll deal with that and get the manager! Stay right here or else, you will face my wrath!" Blaster waits until the employee is out of sight before reading: "2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, 'Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment." "Oh, this oughta be fun! Worst that can happen is someone hits me and mysterious falls unconscious afterwards! These landlubbers are a particularly privileged bunch. I can tell from their actions and appearances! Now to find someone. Oh, that guy in a repulsive MAGA shirt that should be thrown off the plank sounds perfect! He should be easy to have fun with! Isn't that right, Thrashbeak?!" "That's right, Pirate Blaster! Friend right! Squawk!" Pirate Blaster walks up to MAGA shirt: "Hi there, young landlubber! I haven't seen you in such a long time! How are you? Arr, you wanna see my latest booty?!" A bunch of people are staring at what's going on: "Oh yeah, umm. I forgot your name, who are you? I think I vaguely recognize you from a party before the scamdemic began. Why are you wearing a mask? Coronavirus is a hoax, there's nothing to worry about besides wokeism!"

"Once again, the name's Pirate Blaster! No wonder we haven't seen each other. I've been too busy taking seriously the virus that you landlubbers enjoy denying the existence and/or dangers of. Maybe I shouldn't have approached you, I could tolerate our differences back then but now, I just can't. I'm leaving, landlubbers like you aren't worth my time being friends with. Oh and yeah, we've never actually met before! You're welcome for making you internally sweat!" "You woke freak! I'm calling the police on you! Claiming that Covid is a problem is a felony!" But then, MAGA shirt collapses from "mysterious circumstances". The pirate sighs and waves everyone away: "Nothing to see here, I just wanted a little fun. This world sucks a lot, after all. Can you really blame me?" The crowd that has formed is NOT happy with the way things have turned out. They curse him out and try to force him out of the store. He decided not to pull it on anyone else in that moment. But, they also collapse due to "mysterious circumstances". Blaster heads to the frozen section out of curiosity as screams of terror can be heard after stating out loud that he had nothing to do with the fainting that has happened in the electronics sections.

*Fluffy Afro* Fluffy Afro looks at his list and works to the meat section while chuckling quietly to himself. He just can't wait to do this first one on his list. He almost never lets himself prank people so no better time now than the present, he supposed. He reads it again once he gets there: "3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham." "Does that mean I really have to get in line to do this? Works for me! I love my mask, it's hilarious!" He gets a full sized ham from the meat section and walks to the front while hearing things like some arguing in the frozen section. He gets in the back of the longest line for any of the cash registers and waits a couple minutes. He would have waited longer if it weren't for all eyes turning towards the source of nearby screams of terror. "Now's my chance! Hehehe!" The clown gets into a fighting position and while the person in front stares behind him, he stares at them with a grin underneath his face mask before swinging the ham and smashing it on their head. Wanting to cause more chaos, he gets out of line and beelines to the bathroom to hide from the now shouting and cursing person who was in front of him and the security who will inevitably try to kick him out. The panic being caused is glorious and Fluffy can still hear it, even from the bathroom. He and the others could easily kill every authority figure in the Walmart but that would be too easy and have more of a negative impact. While still in the bathroom, he gets ready to do the next item on his list and stays in a stall so he can't be found for a while. It helps Fluffy really needed to go use the bathroom so it worked out in the end.

*Pickle Pants* Pickle Pants calmly walks around the store, looking for an elderly person to mess with a little bit. At last, he finds one after hearing some screams of terror because his first one is: "4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."' By some unfortunate luck, the person he finds is angry and covered in ham meat. He ignores their anger and goes up to them as they stomp around the store: "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! Last time I saw you, you were in the hospital with a body bag waiting outside your room! They didn't think you'd survive the heart surgery!" "Can't you see that I'm angry- Wait, did you say grandpa? Seeing one of my many grandchildren always calms me down. If you don't mind me asking, who are you again? I think I recognize you but my memory isn't what it used to be. I used to be so good at remembering names! I don't recall ever having a heart surgery but all I can remember these days are my younger years." "Oh yeah, I'm 'Billy'." "Billy? I don't remember you at all! How long has it been since we last met?" "Umm, it's been a long time outside of when I saw you before that surgery. Do you not remember the visit to that amusement park in California? We all had such a blast and a family. I never saw you after that for 10 years because my parents and I moved so far away! I flew in to see you with them." "Who are your parents again?" "Oh right. They never told me their first names." "What about last name?" "I don't remember!" "Grandson, you youngsters remember everything! How do you not remember? What's with that face mask? It's pointless to wear! That's what they said on Fox News!" "Calm down, grandpa! Have you gotten enough sleep lately? I thought I told you that Fox News is a lie!" "No grandson of mine would say something like that! You aren't my grandson, are you? Why is your skin green? Take that mask off so I can see your face!" Pickle Pants takes off his mask to incur less wrath from the elderly person. "What are you?! No! It can't be! Your sunglasses hid the truth from me! You aren't human! Y-you're.. You're an alien! ALIENS ARE HERE TO INVADE EARTH, SOMEONE CALL THE WALMART MILITARY! AAAAAAA!"

The person faints and the employee from before sees this while talking to terrified customers. They stop and rush over to the man's side. Pickle Pants puts his mask on and runs to the same bathroom Fluffy is in. Good thing the store is crowded because he immediately goes into a vacant stall, locks the door, and transforms into his rarely used sim human disguise which is pointless because he's not actually an alien. He stays in there a while and happens to hear Fluffy in the stall next to him farting and groaning. "Fluffy, is that you in there? Are you okay? How much have you been eating lately?!" "Pickle, it's you! Don't worry! I'll be done and feel much better soon! I'm alright, I just need to let this all out and get ready for some more fun! What are you doing in here for?" "I've been exposed as an alien! I did the grandpa one on the list and talked to an elderly man covered in meat on his head for some reason. I almost convinced him fully that I was his grandson!" "Hahaha, you used those fake things to look like an alien more, didn't you?! Priceless! Did you say meat? No way! That's the person I smashed a full piece of ham on at the front!" "This day is more chaotic than we thought possible already!" They start laughing and continue talking for a bit before cleaning up themselves and leaving to go their own ways to cause more chaos.

*Banana Pants* Banana Pants reads the first item on his list and gets a shopping cart unlike literally everyone else. The vampire is so glad he is immune to bright light. "It's so bright in here! Being a gremlin in the day must suck! Ha, sucks to be them! Now to go shopping! This is so boring that I might as well entertain myself while here! *pushes the cart as fast as he can* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" When he finds someone with a cart who is on their phone and not paying attention in the clothing section, he gets his cart to come to a stop and quietly chuckles mischievously. "I better be remembering this right. *reads first item on list again* 5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say 'hey, that's mine!' call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _." "Hehehehe, I'll make these puppets of capitalism regret being so complacent slowly but surely! What's a little harm in a few pranks?" He whistles, unaware that Swiftdrawer is nearby, waiting underneath a circle of clothing. On the other side of the clothing section from them which is where Banana Pants is, the vampire sim takes a Walmart shirt from the oblivious person's cart and puts it in his. He casually walks away with the shirt in his cart which he pushes along as if nothing happened. However, the person he took the shirt from happens to look up and see Banana Pants walk away with their shirt. They put their phone away and bring their cart along with them and then stop pushing it to tap Banana Pants on the shoulder once they catch up to him. Banana turns to see an angry expression on the person's face. They say while pointing at the shirt: "Hey, that's mine!" They try to take it back. However, Banana Pants yells as loud as he can: "SECURITY!" Not loud enough for Swiftdrawer to hear but it does get 2 security guards to come to them. "What's the matter, sir?!" "This individual right here was trying to take my Walmart shirt!" "No, that was mine first!" "Are you aware that you don't own that shirt until you pay for it?" "Cut the crap! I know that but I found it first so it's mine! MINE!"

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down or leave. If you don't, the police will be here to send you to a camp for being rude. We don't tolerate rudeness in Walmart." The person is forced to calm down but still doesn't look happy about this. One of the guards sighs: "Well if that's all, we got a few situations that may get bad soon to watch." "That's all.." "Take care then, have a nice day!" Once they leave, Banana Pants can't hold it in any longer: "Hahahaha! This is too funny! I got them good! Here, have your shirt back! I don't want it! *hands it back* Walmart sucks anyway!" As he leaves to go somewhere else, the person he took the Walmart shirt from fumes and holds in anger as they say: "You.. You don't even like Walmart? Why are you shopping here and why did you drag me into a childish prank? I will find one and one day, I will destroy you and get my revenge! Remember me as none other than my alter ego: Boulder Crush! Revenge will be mine for this stunt! Just you wait, you weirdo who is probably breaking one of Walmart's laws through that prank of yours! I don't really know because I can't read as Walmart has stated that only the rich should know how to read and write! And it's the truth! I am a hero trying to help with Walmart justice! But still, I will get my revenge!" Banana Pants just continues moving away without reacting or looking back. He reaches the other side of the store to read the next item after leaning the cart he used behind when screams echo throughout the entire store.

*Pickle Rick Not An Alien* Pickle Rick Not An Alien gets weird looks even in human disguise as he lightly cackles in his high pitched voice. Dude doesn't even know what's the first item on his list because he hasn't read it. Instead, he just wanders around trying to figure out where the best people to prank are when he spots a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign over some sort of wet orange powder that he doesn't know the use for. "Hehehe, this is related to one of the ones I wanted to do most! I think it's the first item on my list!" He checks the list: "6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas." "I'm going to have so much fun with this one! But eww! *disgust complaint in simlish* I think I know what that orange stuff is meant for. I smell something good and something smelly! Hehehe, a lot of people are going to have fun when I take this sign from here!" With that said, the alien in disguise takes the sign and places it down in the clothing section before walking off quickly in search for any other signs. In the end, he puts 4 other signs in the following areas: the furniture section, electronics section, beauty section, and clinic. There's too much chaos going on for anyone to stop him. By the time he darts around the store to see what he has accomplished, Pickle Rick Not An Alien hears screams, angry shouting, running, and more. "Hehehe! We haven't even been in here long and have already managed to create so much chaos! This is great! I can't wait for more!" The alien watches as a lot of people slip and fall in the wet areas, and have all sorts of accidents with the relocated signs. Crashes and helps of pain echo throughout the entire store and almost no one chooses to care. The store could have a section on fire and some people wouldn't care in the slightest. Just business as usual for them. Apathy is one powerful care destroyer. For a while longer, he just goes around more to keep watching while eating some popcorn he stole without anyone noticing. No one who has come to cause havoc cares about the ethics of stealing from supermarkets. To them, it means nothing. Stealing from a supermarket isn't that harmful consider how rich the corporations that own them are. When he's satisfied, he reads the next item on his list.

*Blaze* Blaze, much like Pickle Rick Not An Alien wanders around the store. They read their first task before entering Walmart and know exactly what to do. "11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, 'Why won't you people just leave me alone?'" To their credit, Blaze made sure to have Bray give them a good disguise to conceal their less than human and more then furry appearance really well. That made getting an employee to be nice much easier. Eventually, someone notices that they are just wandering around and randomly looking at different things. "Hey there, you seem to be unsure of where you want to look. Do you need any help? Are you looking for something in particular?" Blaze begins to cry a lot: "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" "My apologies. I didn't mean to disturb you. What's wrong? Why do you want to be left alone?" "Just leave me alone!" "I'll go get the manager. He can talk to you all about this." "I don't want the manager! I just want to be left in peace to shop as I wish!" "Okay, okay! I give! Please take your time, we'll leave you be! I'm sorry!" Blaze stops crying as soon as the employee leaves their sight. After that, they calmly sit down in the food court to read their next item just as screams from the clothing section can be heard from far away. "That must be because of Adam! Sounds like it came from the clothing section where they went! I can even smell them from here!"

*Banana Rick Not An Alien* Banana Rick didn't have to go very far to do her first one. "16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out." "Hehehehe! My parents will have a roar of laughter over all of this! I just can't wait!" She happens to watch as an employee leaves a checkout register to go get lunch or something like that, Chuckling to herself, she heads right for it with only one goal in mind. To piss off the manager with this objective from the list. And boy oh boy is it going to be good. She casually gets behind the cash register and stands there, turning back on the sign that glows with the cash register number on it in the event it is in use and that needs to be shown. Some people quickly flock to the register and she tries to check them out. The first time she did so, the customer put the items on the conveyer belt which didn't move and inch. "Excuse me, isn't that conveyer belt supposed to move." "Yes but I don't know how to make it move." "Huh? And why aren't you in uniform? It's law that everyone should be wearing a Walmart shirt while working? Come on, we all work and live for the same entity!" "I'm so sorry! I'm just new to this job! Let me see.. *presses random things* That's not supposed to happen! I crashed the computer! Oh wait, it's rebooting! *seconds later* Okay, all good now!" "Come on, lady! Ring this man up already! We don't have all day to wait for you to act like a totally newbie!" "Please be quiet, I'm trying to figure this out!" "I won't be quiet!" "Then I'll just ignore you!" "Hmph. Fine!" After some trial and error, she gets the conveyer belt moving and people start filling it up to the brink. They're so impatient that they don't see what's happening. Banana Rick is looking around frantically for the scanner in order to try to scan some items. Screams of terror are heard and she's too busy looking to pay much attention. However, it gets the attention of the rowdy customers, that's for sure. While they look at what's going in including Fluffy hitting an elderly man with a ham and smashing it in him, she continues fumbling around for it until she finds it.

Once she does, she starts trying to scan items from the first customer who turns around to watch her: "You fool! That's not how you scan items! You have to scan the barcodes!" "Oh right, the barcodes! Aaaaa! I'm so sorry! They closed down that gas station I was at so abruptly that I was just sent here after that!" "You must have worked at the last Kroger gas station! Kroger was trash, glad Walmart destroyed its headquarters years ago." "You don't care about much, do you? I better ring you up when I figure this out or else I'm so fired." "Well you better hurry up, I have a family to feed! And Fox News which was assimilated into Walmart has a special report in an hour!" "Don't blame me! I didn't want this job!" She struggles more and more even as the conveyor belt starts creating a dangerous situation with a whole bunch of stuff picked out by various customers that is threatening to fall on Banana Rick. Seeing this, she gives up and runs away, blending into a crowd by the pharmacy. The manager of the store storms out of his office and Banana Rick watches in delight as he stumbles upon the situation with the employee who left the register behind earlier. With her alien powers, she filters out every sound except the words spoken by those 2. Good thing she disguised herself as a human. "What is the meaning of this? A non-employee was here and tried to check people out! It's been years since anyone tried this! That 333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart is a bad influence. Even though it's completely banned, people still find that list online somehow!" Stuffpocalypse falls onto the manager who is promptly knocked to the floor and covered by Walmart products. "Employee 8501, if you can get this situation under control and get me out of here, today won't be your last day here at Walmart as an employee!" "No. I'm done. Walmart is evil! Why have we let it takeover the entire world? You can get yourself out of this yourself, you lazy manager! I'm leaving!" "Don't you dare, Employee 8501, you know that quitting gets you the death penalty! Did your name being changed to Employee 8501 not set that into our brain?!" "I don't care! I'm done and I'm just going to live out in the wilderness where the feds can't get me easily! See ya, sucker!"

Banana Rick laughs quietly and reads the 2nd item on her list. *Dominic* Dominic immediately looked around for anyone who was newly hired at Walmart. For a while, he doesn't find anyone. "Where are all the new hires? This is such a drain. I really want a nap. As a review, I will read the first item on my list. I seriously and desperately need a nap after this. Maybe I should have asked to do the relaxation ones. What a causation to want a nap. Oh fine, I'll just detect levels of stress in individuals to find new hires since I don't see any." After hearing some screams echo from the clothing section, he looks at his list as he did before entering the store and reads: "21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., 'Do you have any Shnerples here?'" After a few seconds, he finds who he's looking for. Some new hires. It turns out that there's a group of them at a low quality and crappy new hire event in a conference room. He goes there as chaos unfolds around him. He watches some people fall onto each other on some orange powder stuff and gags a little before yawning at full force loudly. Because of all of the chaos, no one stops him from entering the conference room. The new hires which number 4 turn their attention to Dominic. "Hey, do any of you know if there are any Sparkleberry sodas in stock? I need some for a party." "I'll go check but aren't customers supposed to not be in here?" "Well, I know the layout of this place and saw some of the chaos that's going on around the store. I don't think there's anyone else who is able to help me at this time. The manager seems to be trapped under some products at a cash register right now." "Okay, I think that makes sense and is fine. Stay here. I will be back and direct you to them once I find out where they are unless they're only in the back in which case I'll bring it to you." After that new hire leaves, he turns to another: "Hey, that's not the only thing I need. Do you carry the famous Globbrrnogin icing? It's great for cakes and cookies. I've looked everywhere online and haven't found anywhere that it's in stock! I'm desperate! So much so that it's making me tired." "Okay sir, same deal. I will be back once I find your icing."

He turns to the 3rd employee: "I hate to ask you too because it's a drain and causation to want a nap but, do you know of there are any Fart Bomb hot sauces in stock? My friends have been begging me to try it and have even placed bets on how long it would take for me to try it." "Fat Bomb hot sauce? That sounds hilarious! I think we have some but I'll go see. Stay here and blah blah blah. I will be back." The 4th new hire asks: "Do you need me to find something for you as well?" "Actually, yes. *yawns loudly to show annoyance* I also need Dipsand bottled water if you carry that in this store." "Got it. I won't keep you waiting long. Stay here and so on." Once they're all gone, Dominic yawns but smirks widely: "My formula for creating short handed chaos shall prevail! I'm just going to disappear into the crowd until I read and plan for the next item on my list!" For the rest of the day, the new hires would just be wandering around like headless chickens in search of what Dominic asked for and when they found nothing, they returned to the conference room to find him missing and got chewed out by the manager revived as a zombie. More on that later on. Additionally, a message after the 4th employee was stated on the intercom: "I'm sorry for that random dull voice radio show thing that happened. It's been stopped and I want to assure any of you who are concerned about all of the chaos that everything is okay. We are handling it. Please continue shopping as normal. Enjoy the rest of your Walmart experience!"

*Bray* When everyone started spreading out across the store, Bray read her first item and went to the greeter that pretty much everyone ignores for some reason even though they greet every single person who enters the store with a wave, welcome, and smile. She quietly looks at her list again to read to herself before talking to them in order to review: "29. Say things like, 'Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?'" The greeter notices her: "Oh, hello there! Is there something I can help you with? I can't move from this spot until my lunch break as that's the only break we get. If it weren't for that, Walmart would have never become the only country on Earth. I will try my best to help you from this spot." "I understand, I shall remember that and I wish you well. Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" "Oh, Twinkies?! That's easy! In aisle 2 which is right over there in the other side of the store, there's a whole shelve full of twinkies towards the end of it." "Thank you!" "You're welcome!" She heads right there and quickly finds the Twinkies: "Okay, that was just a test. I shall now do something I never do: play a joke on people. I have little desire to ever do something like this but I surmise that this shall be a lot of fun. I'm very intrigued to see how this goes. Hey, you there. In the green shirt. Would you be kind enough to show me where the baseball caps are?" The person in question is near here and replies in a southern accent: "Beat it! I'm trying to get snacks for my kids!" "Oh well. I tried. You don't deserve to be around me for being that rude. I shall just leave." "Wait a minute. Are you a man pretending to be a woman?" "No. I assure you that I am a woman. I wasn't born a woman but that doesn't make me any less of a woman than any woman here." "I don't care! Trans women are men and belong in jail! I'm so glad it's legal to genital check anyone at any time! After all, I am with the police. Now stand still and let me pat you down." Bray doesn't get angry, she just looks sad and pulls out her staff from her ender pouch: "I see little point in getting angry with you when you don't stand a chance. I shall eliminate you. One less transphobe is a score for this planet. I won't listen to your demands. As a good friend of mine says, I don't take orders."

Time stops around the two of them. Bray reveals her real outfit: "It is time, pawn of fascism and transphobic fool for your harmful exploits to come to an end. I shall go easy on you assuming you haven't caused that much pain to others. I cast Memory Read! *a few seconds pass with time still frozen* I shall never tell you what to do but I can take action against your hatred for the likes of me. My existence must be illegal in this world but nothing in it can stop me for I am the Great Sage of Miitopia and there will be consequences for your past actions! I see it now! Your past is in focus. You have shot and killed unarmed black people. For that, you deserve only pain, no forgiveness. Your unwillingness to change is exposed to me as well. Now what shall I do with you? I know. I cast Death Curse and Stun! You will be stunned for 15 seconds while I walk away. And with Death Curse, you will meet a tragic and brutal end an hour after I resume time. You shall be ended for all that you have done." Time resumes and Bray walks away from the stunned man after disguising her outfit again and putting her staff away. She walks around some before asking some random person: "You there! Could you please show me where the cupcakes are? This place is quite confusing for me." "But I don't work here! Ask someone who works here!" Bray sighs and walks away from them: "I must do this several times more or else I won't have completed the prompt to its true spirit." 5 minutes later, she hears some screams and has made an entire aisle of people angry with her by asking the same general question about different items over and over and for being a trans woman. However, that doesn't stop her from taking advantage of the aisle in the frozen section she's now in. A gust of "mysterious" cold air freezes all of the people solid after all of the freezer doors in it suddenly open. With that done, she walks around the human popsicles and sees an employee run towards the clothing section before going to the other side of the store to safely read what she's going to do next even as a elderly man shouts angrily at someone.

*Austin* Austin looks around the entire store to find someone with squishy, thin, or thick thighs. During this time, he hears screams, falling, yelling, and more. "Eww, those people on the orange powder that covers up vomit must be having a bad day! But not my problem! The Covid pandemic is even worse in this timeline than Adam's! This society could have learned better by now so pranking them is more than justified! Oh look, someone is standing back up and they look perfect for what I have planned! *battlecry chant* Gotta rock n roll all night! This will be fun! Weehoo!" Miis like Austin are similar enough to humans that people aren't concerned by their presence so that's helpful. He rereads the first item on his list just to be sure he's doing what is necessary for the first one: "35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, 'I like to move it, move it! Or say 'You got chicken legs!'" He gets out his microphone that's been improved since his job advanced from a Pop Star. Austin grins excitedly before somehow squeezing both of the legs of the person who is standing back up with just his right hand and singing: "I like to move it, move it!" The person glares and snaps at him: "Don't you know that that's sexual assault? And stop wearing that mask unless you want the police to detain you! Wearing face masks is illegal but most people don't know that because we don't care about strangers!" "Several friends of mine are well versed about sexual assault and squeezing legs doesn't count! Oh and Id happily make people who commit sexual assault have their ears bleed out heavily! It was just a joke, you're no fun! But maybe you'll change your tune if I do something more!" Austin let's go of the person and gets out his guitar, attaching his microphone to it so he can sing and strum at the same time. He plays while singing the song what he sung is from for a few minutes. The magical music calms down the person and gets the attention of hundreds of people crowded into the nearby areas. Austin and the others have lots of experience in dexterity so the crowds were and never would be much of an issue for them at this Walmart. He stops performing once he's done the whole entire song. He bows in a non traditional way: "Art is so much fun! It shouldn't be attacked by anyone! Have a good one, everyone! Covid isn't over! Mask up and get vaccinated! If you don't, you're going to have a bad time! I'm off to somewhere else now! Stay angry, puppets of fascism!"

He walks away and pockets his microphone before putting his guitar on his back by using his guitar strap. Austin's green eyes seemed to sparkle very brightly while he covered that electronic music song from the 2000s or so. He has to pee so he heads to the bathroom to do so and gets ready for what he's going to do next. *Scar Basiltomato* Just like Swiftdrawer and Banana Pants, they head to the clothing section. Just like Blaze, they are disguised well enough to hide the fact that they aren't human. The disguise means that no one knows they're a walking and talking pizza from Planet Tomapie. They think they're just an ordinary human. The reason Scar Basiltomato is headed for the clothing section is: "56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by." "This should be something else! Now I just need to set it all up!" Scar Basiltomato walks around the store after getting a cart to grab random things before returning to the clothing section and using clothes from it to build a mound of clothing which is on top of a pile of stuff from the cart. They put the cart somewhere random before hiding the mound in hopes that someone will trip because of it and fall. They are unaware of most noise now but they are still aware of when people pass by just like they're supposed to. So when they see anyone passing by, they throw random things at the, to varying reactions. "Oww! Is that a box of Barilla spaghetti that just hit me? Who threw that and what's that pile of clothing? Oh well, I can't be late for the party tonight. Kids and their mischief. Gen Z is crazy I swear. They're the ones most resistant to Walmart and I hate that fact with a passion. They should know better by now that Walmart is good and deserves to control the entire world as it now does!" "Who throws Pepsi at someone? That hurt! I hate Pepsi! I hope Kevin isn't arguing with Karen again over Coca Cola and Pepsi. I heard they saw each other a couple minutes ago in the frozen section. Kevin needs to get his priorities straight. And Dr. Pepper is the best soda! Throwing Pepsi at me won't ruin my day! At least, not as much as that shirt thief over there! I want revenge so bad for I am still Boulder whatever I called myself!"

"Grrrr! Aaaaaaaaa! This hot sauce burns! Who hurts someone with hot sauce?! I'll get them! They have to be here somewhere! *spots the mound* They must be in there!" And that would be the last time anyone would see who said that for weeks. It's like they were pulled into the mound and never came out. By the time it was gone, they had vanished without a trace until they randomly showed up in a dumpster about a month later. A can of beans hits another person after Scar dragged in that person into their mound of clothing: "Yuck! I'm covered in beans! I hate beans! Is there someone in that mound of clothing? I see an opening in there! Come out, you coward! Why is security so lax here?!" A loud set of screams is heard very close by: "What was that?! Nevermind the beans!" An employee is soon seen running past the mound of clothing as the person who talked just shrugs everything off and moves on. Scar Basiltomato's hysterical laughs are muffled completely by all of the clothing. They don't stop even as they fail to hit said employee with a can of silly string and a bucket of red paint while spills all over the floor. But that's far from the end of it. Scar Basiltomato keeps throwing things from under there until someone bothers to come get them for an activity that needs everyone to be perfect. So even as an elderly man gets mad thanks to Fluffy, Dr. Bonesbane causes a panic, and more chaos happens, they just keep throwing things at people, causing confusion and minimal panic in the clothing section.

*Pirate Blaster and Thrashbeak* Now in the frozen section, he looks down at his and Thrashbeak's list, having lost interest in what he heard from the section and just ignoring it even as Thrashbeak copies the nearby argument word for word in the most mocking tone possible. "86. Swing on the half price banners." "Arr, Thrashbeak! Stop copying the argument of those landlubbers word for word! It's time for your first thing on the list to do! Now go, my friend with a few screws loose! Fly and then swing along the large half price banners I see over there on the other end of the store!" "Okay! Thrashbeak will swing on them! Squawk! Thrashbeak will cease copying Kevin and Karen! Squawk!" Pirate Blaster follows his friend as Thrashbeak flies to the nearest half price banner and swings on it. And then, he ends up swinging on all of them quickly and attracting attention, even stealing away some from Austin's musical performance that is now just about over. Some employees come over to try to stop it only to be faced with Pirate Blaster's glare. They back away slowly and choose to not intervene in Thrashbeak's fun. The bird is annoyingly loud when expressing his joy of swinging on the half price banners. People are yelling and trying to stop him but Thrashbeak is too powerful for them to stop him. Naturally, Pirate Blaster read the next item for him on their list as Thrashbeak kept having some fun despite the panic that soon erupted.

*Minglow Bats* Minglow Bats looks kinda dead in the face as usual. "94. Do your own radio show over the intercom." "I've always wanted to do something like this but most say I'm too dull for it so I've never tried. Teaching takes up most of my life. My students will be so thrilled to hear about this. I will use the chance to teach the most disruptive students a lesson they won't forget. I cast Location. There we go, I know where the intercom is. I cast Teleportation." He teleports himself to the room where the person who speaks into the intercom is located. Once there, he sprinkles a lingering potion of sleepiness to make the person who speaks into the intercom fall asleep along with anyone foolish enough to come in and try to stop him, Minglow Bats from pursuing an interest of his. With that done, he makes the person float out of the seat they were in and takes over the intercom. He lowers the volume of the music and speaks only loud enough for people who aren't in crowded areas of the store to hear only well enough to understand. The majority of the others pulling jokes and such either never hear him once doing the radio show due to the volume of the area around them along with themselves or because of focus and/or selective hearing. Minglow Bats talks in his dull deadpan voice: "I am Minglow Bats, a teacher of alchemy and potions at the Lost Academia. Welcome to my first ever radio show here at Walmart. Today, I have no guests because guests are loud and disruptive most of the time. I hate loud noises, they are annoying. Bats is a family name. Minglow is my first name because my parents thought it sounded ridiculous. They're far away from me now. It was so dull when they refused to support my decision on being a teacher. They wanted me to get a job where I could be even more dull than I am now. That's a joke. It's supposed to make you laugh. Laugh please. Be loud by laughing and I won't get mad at you this time. No laughter? Oh well, I'm used to tough crowds. The Riley brothers were among my most unusual and chaotic students. Their antics were childish but inside, I really enjoyed their antics. I am dull but I have a sense of humor. Yes, even dull speakers like me have funny bones. You must be so excited to hear that."

He takes a deep breath before continuing: "My voice speaks volumes of how uninteresting Walmart is. This store isn't very original or exciting. It's just meh as some of my students, past and present would say. What else do you call a rowdy student who causes loud disruptions? A fool who doesn't value their own education. Another of my famous jokes. They have people raving for days but I'm not really sure why when I can't even do a funny voice. This is my normal voice. I used to have another voice, someone nicknamed it Tristan and it died soon after. My old voice is dead. RIP. I'm so sad. Does anyone want to grieve along with me in memory of my dead old voice. I'm sure it would enjoy it and laugh at me for this new voice of mine. Yay. I don't care that this is the intercom for Walmart. It's free real estate for a radio show that doesn't even have a radio tower involved. Radio towers confuse me. Why use them when you can just use magic to transmit? Oh right, this world is only significant enough to get my and the attention of others because Walmart has taken over it completely. Everyone working for the same company sounds very boring. Why would you accept a company as dull as Walmart to rule all of you without resisting? I don't understand and I never will as things stand. Am I dull enough to make you sleep? I think so. My more tech savvy students keep suggesting me to do ASMR but I still don't know what that is. Even if I did, I wouldn't do it. I like teaching. I like doing stand up comedy. I like boring my enemies before destroying them with annoying magic. You must all be so thrilled to learn that. So very thrilled like I'm so thrilled to be able to do this. I don't feel excitement but I'm still excited." He continues on and on about other things and only leaves when the lingering potion wears off and some security guards kick him out of the room by force before waking up the actual intercom person who is still floating due to a levitation spell which only breaks when they are woken up and caught by a guard. After being kicked out, he grumbles and just reads the next item on his list.

*Hamaduh Riley* Hamaduh is hyped. That's putting it mildly. He's been repeating: "95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say 'Luke, I am your father' and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask." many times over in his head just to make sure he can't possibly forgot anything and succeed at causing mayhem without anything getting in his way. He finds the toy section right behind the clothing section with his silly mask matching the expression that is clearly on his face right now. "I have been graced with the gloriousness of Star Wars through modern technology! This is going to be hysterical! I just can't wait to tell my family about this, they'll burst out laughing for hours! It's too bad they can't be here to watch! Oh well, I'll have to be more chaotic to make up for that fact!" His walking to the toy section is a very jolly jaunt mixed in with silly movements that get some eye rolls but nothing more. He looks around first for a Darth Vader mask in the Star Wars part of one of the aisles in the toy section and finds one: "I'm surprised that Star Wars isn't illegal here and that this mask looks like the one in the movies! It's even the last one in stock! Hehehehe! I'm going to confuse the crap out of some people now! Yay! Confusing is fun!" Hamaduh then spots a certified boxed Luke Skywalker action figure, also the last of its kind in stock. He picks up the boxed Luke Skywalker after he puts the Darth Vader mask on. A certain someone wouldn't regret showing him the movie Spaceballs after learning of all of this, that's for sure. Now with mask on and action figure boxed and in his hands, he makes breathing noises and says: "Luke, I am your father." And just like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs, he puts the mask up over the top of his head and speaks in a high pitched voice: "Noooo! This can't be! You're not my father!" He puts the mask over his face again: "Oh but I am, Luke! And there's no denying it! We're both Skywalkers! Join me, son and we shall conquer the universe together!"

He moves the mask over the top of his head again and speaks in a high pitched voice again: "I will never join you! This all wasn't said the movie so there's no way I'll join you! I'm protected by non-canon plot armor!" Before he can continue, some little boy starts crying to his mom nearby: "But mom! I wanted that Luke Skywalker action figure and Darth Vader mask! Instead, that strange man is playing with them!" "Umm excuse me, sir. My child would very much like to have those things you're playing with." "Luke, we must flee together! *breathing noises* That little boy wants to kidnap us with begging powers!" "But I won't go with you! I'd rather be with that kid than with you!" "Then I shall leave you no way to escape! *improvised representation of force choke* Now you have no choice but to come with me! *breathing noises*" "Umm sir, that's not very nice of you!" "Luke, this woman doesn't like the fact we're being puppeteered by a master prankster who has given us life through the power of improvised comedic playing!" *fake choking noises* "Waaaaaaaaah! Mommy! Do something about this weirdo!" "Come on Tommy, let's just leave that strange man be and let security take care of him. They should be on their way here soon. We'll go to another Walmart to find those things for you. It's going to be okay." "But I want them now from here! This Walmart is my favorite Walmart!" "I know that, sweetie but we must leave that strange man alone to be dealt with by professionals." The mother and child leave as the little boy cries about not getting the toys he wants. After hearing screams and music from other areas in the store, Hamaduh keeps the mask over his face and takes the action figure with him to keep going with the exchange until he goes elsewhere to do the next thing on his list and hears more chaos.

*Mel* Of all the individuals who have come to torment the random Walmart and its customers and employees, Mel is among the least expected to ever agree to doing something like this ever. However, Rol's pranks on some of the Miitopian knights has rubbed off on her. The first thing she does is find some glue in the arts and crafts section before getting out pennies that were taken from Gofast after he was killed by Swiftdrawer. "I have everything I need now. They will not stop me from doing this. Not even the security or manager will prevent me from pulling this prank. Rol will have a field day when he finds out about this. And I can't wait, hr has such an enthusiastic attitude. But I have to be careful. I'm thankful for Adam warning me that I might experience racism here." The knight heads to a less crowded section and starts randomly bending down to do something because her task is: "96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up." Every single time, she bends down, puts a dab of glue on a penny, puts it on the ground head side up and presses down on it. And she didn't just get any glue, she got superglue! Not very disruptive but it will be very annoying to clean up. However, Mel has learned to not care about the agony of managers at Walmart and other large corporations within the past few years, going as far as help raid a supermarket that was in Galados Isle for some reason until it was destroyed. Not many words are needed to describe what she's doing. Most people don't pay much attention. However, a couple minutes before screams were heard from the clothing section, an elderly man snaps at Mel: "What are you doing here? Your kind don't belong here! Go back to Africa, you n*g*e*!" Mel had glued down all of the pennies by this point: "I fail to see why I should go back to Africa when I have never been there in my life." "But that's where you belong! Get out of here, this is white people's land!" "This whole world is owned by Walmart. It doesn't matter where I go. I should behead you for your hatred, racist. This is land that was stolen from indigenous people. If you can't respect that or stop being full of hatred, you do not deserve support or happiness."

The man who is clearly a veteran or ex-cop lunges at Mel with eyes full of hatred and murderous intent. He even pulls out a gun. He's cursing so much but Mel leads him away into a massive crowd of people. The bullets shot from the gun hit her shirt which is actually armor so they just keep bouncing off until he runs out of bullets. As if that weren't enough, the racist is getting angrier and more aggressive, pulling out a taser and trying to beat Mel up. However, the knight hears some screams that get the attention of everyone around her as a barely audible radio show by Minglow Bats plays over the intercom. That distracts the elderly man long enough for Mel to stab him discreetly with her sword. She was getting close to actually being hurt for a moment so she's returning the favor. "Black lives matter. If you can't respect my existence, I have no choice but to treat you with an attitude I normally don't have." Without another word, Mel sneakily teleports outside to a garbage dumpster and shoves the bleeding racist in there. As a result, his ID falls out and she finds out through it that he's a politician registered with the Republican Party, the only legal party on Earth now. After doing that, she destroys the ID with a fire attack and teleports back where she was, ready to figure out what her next thing to do is.

*Madeline* You could say Madeline remembered Fluttershy's insanity in the pet section of Jungle Jim's just 3 months prior or not. It doesn't matter that much. She chuckles as she reads upon entering Walmart and passing the greeter: "103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, 'I know how you feel...'" "I love animals. I still think this one is perfect for me! And if anyone tries to stop me, THEY WILL FACE MY RAGE!" Using a silent spell, the cleric mii locates the fish section and heads there right away, nimbly dodging everyone around easily just like the others do. Upon reaching it, she gets in front of one of the many fish tanks present. It barely takes any time at all for someone to walk by because the store as you know readers is very crowded. She pets the tanks: "I know how you feel.." Most people ignore her and just give her weird looks. However, this doesn't last forever as she just keeps repeating that over and over again until some teenage girl tries to get her to stop: "Hey you! Why are you so annoying? Stop petting the tank and saying that! You must be insane!" *keeps doing it* "You don't tell me what to do." "I don't care, b*t*h! You listen to me, you useless hoe! It's very annoying, I can't Tik Tok with all of the noise you're making distracting me!" "Who said I HAD TO LISTEN TO TEENAGE GIRLS LIKE YOU!" Madeline has a faint white aura appear around her as her eyes glow white as well. Some of her hair even spikes up. But even so, she continues defiantly petting the fish tank while trying to sound calm: "I know how you feel.." "Lady, come on! I'm telling you to stop! Stop ignoring me! I'll tell my mom on you! You don't want to mess with my mom!" Madeline proceeds to continue petting the fish tank and saying that same thing. A small crowd of people are recording all of this with their cell phones just as with some of the others things that would soon happen like the yelling elderly man. The teenager runs out of patience and hits Madeline with her purse: "Stop! You're so annoying and the mark you're wearing makes it worse! I'm proud to be anti-woke because it means I don't get deluded into wearing those face diapers!"

Madeline's hair turns from blonde to platinum blonde as screams and other things are heard from elsewhere in the store: "I sense that reasoning with you and being kind like I normally would won't work on you! STOP TRYING TO BE RUDE! I AM SUPER BERSERK MADELINE! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED BY MY WRATH FOR YOUR SPOILED ATTITUDE AND LACK OF CRITICAL THINKING!" All lights and electronics in the fish section go off. "Hey, who turned out the lights?! Why isn't my phone working!" "Shut up middle aged man, this is my bad day! Not yours! I will make you stop by stabbing you to death! All wokeists must die!" "I CAST MUFFLING! I CAST GO AWAY CROWD!" The crowd of people aren't seen again until 5 minutes before store closing. Madeline is beyond furious. The fight doesn't last long. Madeline pummels the teenage girl. Screams and cracks can be heard until the lights turn on with the girl unconscious and beaten. Madeline is already a good distance away to read the next item to do.

*Dr. Bonesbane* The disguised Kohnanixian furry scientist sighs: "104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded.." "Why did I have to get the short end of the straw? At least this will be entertaining. I wish I had gotten first dips on something funnier. Oh well, time to find the largest water bottles they carry here." He decides to wait until he hears some screams from the clothing section once he finds the biggest water bottles Walmart sells. After the people around him stop staring in that direction, Dr. Bonesbane grabs and opens one of the water bottles. He barely pays attention to the fact a whole section suddenly becomes dark as he "spills" water on the floor. Once that's done, he discreetly uses a device to disintegrate the now empty bottle of water in his glove covered paws. When such is taken care of, he points at the spill after all commotion elsewhere in the store ends and starts running around while dodging everyone and screaming: "THE STORE IS FLOODED! SOMEONE GET THIS PLACE EVACUATED! CALL PLUMBERS, CALL ANYONE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" A lot of people immediately fall for it. Ironically, all that was shouted after customers were assured everything would be professionally handled by the person speaking into the intercom. He runs everywhere shouting that same stuff and between all the slip and falls, people buy into it really quickly. People start screaming and flailing around, knocking over others and moving like headless chickens. Dr. Bonesbane uncharacteristically smirks and stops to read the next item on his list as the manager finally escapes from the stuff pile on him and personally went out to calm the panicking shoppers down with the help of the rest of the CONSCIOUS staff. The others wouldn't begin their next pranks until things returned to calm in the store.

*Grace/Swiftdrawer* The oldest Fab Fairy reads the first thing on her list once she found a quiet place to: "166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head." "What is this song? I've never heard of it. I better find Adam. But first, I'm going to find an umbrella and learn what this human song is." She wanders around until she finds an umbrella. Grace takes the umbrella and happens to hear some barely audible terrible karaoke. As an elf, her ears are extra sensitive to sing and song. She follows the sound and finds the music section. Her hope is that she'll learn what that song is because no one in BRAINS has ever heard the song to anyone's knowledge. For several minutes, she looks and asks around frantically trying to at least find the lyrics to the song. However, once she hears some screams, she knows that Swiftdrawer is now getting ready for their next prank so she gives up on it and finds them. It doesn't take long because she walks fast. "Hey Adam." "Oh, hey Grace! Nothing weird going on here. Nothing at all. *hears angry shouting* Except that shouting." "That is true. But, I need your help." "The umbrella one, right?" "How did you remember? "After you've seen and heard enough crap, you make it a point to recall a few things from the individuals you care about. I care about you, my good friend Grace. I see you have an umbrella. Let's go to the drink section to get some water. But first. *sees and grabs the cart left behind by Banana Pants* This must have been used by Banana." Grace knocks out an angry man going on about justice with a hidden arrow. I chuckle: "Well, that guy must have been pissed off by Banana." We talk some for a bit as we head to the drink section where Dr. Bonesbane is waiting around. "Hey, Bonesbane! I suggest you wait till we're all done with our stuff before you do yours. Don't mind us, we're just going to get some water." "Don't worry, that's what I have calculated to be most optimal!"

Grace and I say goodbye for now before I grab a water bottle from behind our friend and we leave to drink section to not attract much attention there so Bonesbane's prank can succeed to the fullest extent possible. Grace suggests we head to the music section to do this so that's what we do as I push the cart with the water bottle and umbrella now in it. Soon, it is the moment of truth. We decided to make things more ridiculous by having me stand on the cart. Meanwhile, Grace opens the umbrella over her head as I open the water bottle once I get my bearings by standing on top of the cart. I pour it over her as she sings: "Raindrops are falling on my head. I don't know the rest of the words or the song. Raindrops are falling on my head. Raindrops are falling on my head. Is this the right melody? I don't know and feel so ashamed. Sorry for ruining this song. Raindrops are falling on my head. Raindrops are falling on my head. Raindrops are falling on my head. Raindrops are falling on my head. Raindrops are falling on my h-" "What are you doing there? Get out of the cart, customer! This is against the rules, it's illegal and unsafe!" Madeline was reading something and near us when Grace was interrupted. She goes into Super Berserk Mode.. "DON'T TELL MY FRIEND WHAT TO DO!!" But then, Bonesbane runs around: "THE STORE IS FLOODED! SEND HELP!" I get out of the cart and just dump out the rest of the water as that employee passes out from shock. But that's not all. A panic is setting in the customers. Grace and I ditch the umbrella and cart respectively before farting through the crowd with Madeline to find somewhere good to read the next items on our lists and weather out the panic. To be continued.

Outro: Thank you kindly for reading! Behold, I shall probably be the first fanfiction writer to ever completely write the entire list being done! However, I have changed a small few because I don't find fat jokes funny or anything like that amusing for that matter. I'll point out the ones I changed or replaced as they come. I hope you found this amusing! It sure is chaotic! And this is just the first chapter! There's still so many to do! It will be a while before this story is done. Btw, every chapter will take place on the same day, making it much easier on me to write. This is pretty damn glorious. I'll see ya I hope! Bye bye!