Turtle was just walking along one day, minding his own business, when he thought to himself:
"Hey, why don't I become totally pathetic, unreliable, known throughout the world for being super weak."
So, using his Animus magic, he turned himself into just that.
He became a Magikarp.
And with that, he hopped uselesly down the road.
Poor Turtle, don't you know, you already were totally pathetic, unreliable, known throughout the world for being super weak, no magic required.
Cue Magikarp song.
THE END