One of the first things that all the monsters did was playing bingo. An old gremlin lady was spinning a bingo ball dispenser, but the ball are replaced by little rat skulls that call out numbers.
"N-27.", one skull whispered, and the gremlin repeated, "N-27.". Lincoln stamped the number on his bingo card, and is partners with Mavis. "I don't normally like bingo.", Lincoln told Mavis, "Because we have to sit here for hours, and all we do is stamp numbers.".
"Did you know, my old Pop Pop, who was a Frankenstein, actually pressured me to come to his bingo nights?", Lincoln asked, and Mavis said, "Well, maybe you sister is having a much better time with Auntie Eunice.". I hope so.", Lincoln said.
"G-63.", whispered another rat skull, and the gremlin lady called out that very number. Lucy and Eunice are also on a team, but they developed a strategy, which is having multiple bingo cards. Lucy stamp the number, and she and Eunice said, "Bingo!".
Suddenly, another gremlin lady, who sat next to the team, ate Lucy's bingo card. "Hey, my card!", Lucy said, and Eunice said, "Do you know what type of doctor made me?!", to the gremlin. "I didn't do that.", the gremlin said.
Later, everyone was at the gym, and they were all playing charades. Lucy is with two other monsters, with the fly guy, acting as the one giving out the clues. "Two words", Lucy said, and her partners soon guess, "Film.". Then the fly guy threw up into his hands, "The Vomit?", asked one monster, "The Throw Up!", said another.
"No, that wasn't a clue.", Lucy said, "Right?". "That's right?", Fly Guy said.
In another section of the gym, Hydraberg and Lincoln are in a team, guessing what Griffin, but Hydraberg keeps guessing things that have to do with glasses, which annoys Griffin. "Oh brother,", Griffin said, "Tell them what I am, Lincoln.".
"You were a tap dancing two headed zombie with a broken foot.", Lincoln said, to which the Hydraberg soon gets it. Soon, everyone went scooter riding, but the gremlin lady grabbed one and eats it.
Later, everyone was at the pool, with the fly guy giving everyone exercises. "Pull it back, and up, and push, and twist, and back, and up, and twist, and push.", he said.
He even vomited in his hands, which causes everyone to do the same. "No, don't copy that!", he told everyone.
Meanwhile, Lucy and Lincoln are waiting outside of the changing rooms, and Lucy said, "It's very nice of Mavis to lend me one of her own swimsuits.". "Yeah, but when is she coming out?", Lincoln said.
"I'm out, guys.", Mavis said, and soon, the kids notice Mavis, wearing a black bikini. "Well, normally I wear one piece swimsuits, but I decided to do something a bit different.", she said, and Lincoln soon said, noticing her skin, "Your skin also looks kinda smooth.".
"That is kinda inappropriate, bro.", Lucy said, and Lincoln said that he was just joking, to which Mavis laughed a little bit. "It's alright. The reason it's smooth, is because I use moon lotion.", she said.
"What's moon lotion?", Lincoln asked, to which Mavis decided to show the kids what it is. "Well, it's like suntan lotion, but for the moon.", Mavis said, as she soon asked Lincoln to rub some on her back. "Uh, okay?", Lincoln said all squeamish.
Afterwards, Lincoln soon asked everyone if they were hungry to which they are, so they decided to get something to eat with Drac.
Soon, Dracula and Johnny are near a table with Mavis and her friends. Quasimodo, the hotel's star chef, came up to the table. "Mousieur Dracula,", he said, "Can I make an omelet?".
"No, I'm not hungry.", Drac said, however Lucy said, "We are!", to which Lincoln told her to be quiet. Esmeralda, who is Quasimodo's pet rat, was sniffing the air, and alerted something to the chef. "What's that?", he said, noticing that the rat has smelled something.
"Human!!", Quasimodo screamed, which caused Dracula to say, "Actually, we are hungry!", slapping Esmeralda in the process. Lucy and Lincoln didn't say anything else, however Dracula said that they'll have fifty omelettes.
While Quasimodo is going back to the kitchen, Lincoln asked Mavis, "Who's that warty human.", to which Mavis said, "Be careful. He may look human, but he thinks he's a monster. His name is Quasimodo, and if he finds out that you and your sister are human, he'll cook you up.".
Lincoln soon gets scared, however Lucy said, "That guy's just a lame-o, who should be getting back to his work.". Dracula soon returns with a bagel on a plate, "Look love droppings, I've got your favorite. Scream cheese.".
The scream cheese screamed, and Mavis said, "Thanks Dad, Johnny, have some scream cheese. You'll love it.". "Thanks,", Johnny said, "But I'm scream cheese intolerant, so polite pass?". "Okay, how about you kids?", Mavis asked.
"I agree with him.", Lincoln said, but Lucy said, "I'll have some. Waiter, can I have 20 buckets of scream cheese, please?", to which the waiter said, "Sure thing, kid. I need 20 buckets of scream cheese for table 3!".
"Mr Party Planner,", Dracula whispered to Johnny, "May I have you for a second?". As Dracula takes Johnny away, the waiter brings over 20 buckets of scream cheese, to which Mavis asked, "Are you sure you're going to eat all that? We don't want you to have a belly ache.".
"Trust me, I'll be fine.", Lucy said, "And then afterwards, can we swim in the pool?". Lincoln, however, had some mixed thoughts. "Lucy, number 1, you should wait 1 hour after eating before swimming. And Mavis, number 2, is this paint waterproof?".
"Yep.", Mavis said, "And don't worry, I'll keep a close eye on Lucy.". "Thanks,", Lincoln said, "See ya in the pool, sis!".
"What's wrong with you?!", Dracula said, "If they found out you're human, they'll go bat poop!". "Relax!", Johnny said, "No one suspects anything.".
"Besides,", he continues, "The only thing that is weird, is you whispering all the time.". "Just wrap it up!", Drac suggested, "You're just going to go in the pool, then you hurt your back, and you have to leave.".
Johnny decided to give this a shot, but when he said he hurts his back, one monster literally jumped on Johnny's back. "No, he said, 'Oh, my back!'.", Lincoln said, as Lucy walked towards him. "All done!", Lucy said, "So what should we do?".
When Lucy saw another monster jump on Dracula's back, she soon has an idea. "Oh yeah, here we go. Chicken fight!", she said, but Lincoln interrupted, "But, you never participate in pool games.". "Well, I'll participate in this match! You hear that guys?", Lucy announced, "Chicken fight! Push them off!".
"CHICKEN FIGHT!", all the monsters said in unison, and Lucy and Lincoln are on a team, why various other monsters are on another team. "You're going down, Mavey Wavey!", Johnny taunts, and Mavis said, "We'll see about that!".
Other monsters were having lots of other fun, and Johnny was about to dive from the diving board, when Drac noticed that the human's make-up is fading. "CANNONBALL!", Johnny said, but Drac freezes everyone, except for Johnny.
Lucy, however, wasn't frozen, and noticed that Drac pushed Blobby over as a safety pad, and he soon unfreezes the magic, which causes everyone to back to normal. Johnny was now inside of Blobby, and the human gave a thumbs up.
"Hey!", where'd the water go?", Lincoln asked, but Lucy said, "Don't worry about the water, something's itching my back!". Lucy soon pull out a gold circle object, and said that it was itching her. "That's in old amulet my father gave me.", Mavis said, "It somehow got stuck on your bathing suit.".
"Well, I also saw something weird while you guys are frozen.", Lucy said, as she explained what she saw. "Huh, Why did Dracula take Johnny out to the graveyard?", Lincoln asked, and Mavis said, "I don't know, but I think we should follow them.".
"Oh, you messed up big time!", Drac said, "I told you to take it down. But instead, you're ruining my hotel!". "Well,", Johnny snapped, "You're just jealous, because you weren't having fun!".
"That?!", Dracula said, "That was not fun! Everyone running, jumping, and swimming, that wasn't fun.", even saying that it's the opposite of fun!". "Don't you even know what fun is?", Johnny asked, and Dracula said that HE invented fun.
"Boy,", Johnny said with a deadpanned expression, "The wrong people are just immortal.". Dracula, after hearing that comment, went up to Johnny, and stared at him with redness in his eyes.
"Listen to me.", he said, "You remember nothing about this encounter. You have no memory of this place or the monsters you've met.", Dracula said in a tranced voice, "Now go and never return.".
"Wait, never return to the hotel?", Johnny asked, to which Drac was surprised. He even explained that he hypnotized Johnny, but the human had a scientific answer for that blunder, and that was contact lenses.
"You see,", Johnny said, "They are these little plasticky doodads that help me see better. Hold on I'll get them out.". Drac however, was disgusted of this, and instead decides to use a normal type of threat, which is kicking people out, verbally.
"Now listen!", Drac said, "You are never to return here. You are to stay away and not tell humans about the place. Because if you do, I will track you down, and suck every ounce of your blood, until you look like a deflated whoopie cousin!".
However, when Drac turned around, Johnny was gone. "Well, that was easy.", Drac stated with happiness.