Bert and Bentley have a fight.

The Evergreen Forest. Quiet, peaceful, serene. That is until Bertha Raccoon wakes up. Luckily, she has some good friends to help her out. Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyndi Sneer and her life would be simple except for...the Raccoons! Raccoons Genderswap AU.

Ralph wishes he was never born

It's Ralph and Melissa's 20th wedding anniversary, and the two take a romantic trip to the Porkonos together to celebrate the occasion, leaving their young son Michael in the care of his aunt and uncle. When they arrive, the two seek out anniversary gifts for each other. But Ralph may have another extra special surprise for his wife...WARNING: Contains mature sexual content!

Bert finds out his crush Lisa has a boyfriend and he goes insane!

The sequel to "The Newest Addition". Lyra Raccoon, one of the twin children of Bert Raccoon, struggles to find her place in a highly prejudiced world as the only half-alien on Earth. Rated for suggestive scenes, violence, and perhaps some swearing.

Bert and Lisa reflect on their relationship so far.

Here's the long awaited sequel to 'Secrets and Heroes'. Can the residents of Evergreen overcome their own misfortunes to come together to save the Forest from it's demise?

Cyril Sneer reflects on all the character development he's had over the course of the series. Set immediately after "The One that Got Away."

Yet another one-off story based on "Beat The Clock". Little Michael Raccoon wants his parents to get him a puppy for his birthday, and after doing some thinking, Ralph and Melissa decide to get him one. But is Michael really prepared to handle the responsibilities of owning a pet? Find out what happens...

A companion piece to my "Story Of Ralph Raccoon" fanfic. Melissa Raccoon tells the story of her younger life, explaining the circumstances of how she grew up, her relationship with her father, several of her high school relationships, and finally, how she came across and ended up with the true love of her life.

A (belated) Father's Day tale based on my Raccoons future stories. Ralph feels that his young son Michael doesn't love him as much as Melissa, so on Father's Day, he decides to take his son fishing with him. However, Bert becomes involved and ropes the father and son into joining him on a rafting trip instead! Will Ralph have a good Father's Day, or will everything fall apart?

Another one-off story I wrote. Little Michael Raccoon, the son of Ralph and Melissa in my stories, is taken on a camping trip by his parents during his summer vacation. Unfortunately, Michael wanders off from camp in the middle of the night and to make matters worse, a severe thunderstorm separates the little kit from his parents. Will Michael ever see his parents again?

A "what-if" story, if you will. You all remember the episode "The Sky's the Limit"...but suppose the events of that episode had turned out differently. What if Ralph had been killed when his plane crashed? How would Melissa react and how would she try to move on with her life? Find out here in this tragic one-off story from her point-of-view...WARNING: You may need a tissue...

Bentley's girlfriend (and now wife) Rachel gives a brief description of her life so far.

Annie Ringtail has moved away, and Bentley is lonely, but a new chapter in his life is moving into Annie's former home.

Annie Ringtail and Bentley Raccoon write letters to each other to tell what their lives have been like since Annie moved away from the Evergreen Forest in 1992.

After doing some serious thinking, Melissa feels a desire to have children, but Ralph isn't as sure of it as she is. Will they become parents, or are they fated to end up childless?

Melissa would do whatever he asked... Even if he was a ghost.

Bert receives a letter from Bentley. Set during "Stop The Clock". It happens after Bentley leaves off-screen from the Evergreen Forest.

Bert leaves the Evergreen Forest for life in Vancouver in hopes of getting a record contract, but what will befall him there? Will he make it or will he fall flat on his face? ON HIATUS

Bert feels neglected by his friends, and feels as if he has become a burden upon them. Bert then meets his guardian angel who indeed shows him what life might be like without him. But would everything really be better had he never been born?

Ever wonder what happened to David and Delilah? Wait no further, as you are about to find out.

Ralph Raccoon retells the story of the earlier years of his life, especially of how he met his wife, Melissa. Contains some disturbing and depressing scenes. Complete unless I am requested to go back and change/add/remove anything.

Homeless and without Christmas stockings, Bert finds himself down by the lake, wondering if he'll ever have a home again. Set during The Christmas Raccoons. one-shot