Review Responses:
The Counting Reviewer: Nice.
Derick Lindsey: Yeah everyone is copying Ezekiel's homework.
Dudidururoaidifi: What's the Wrecking Ball of Shame?
"Last time on Total Drama Island!" Chris said. "We had a high-larious contest about farts! Also Julia got eliminated. What else waits in store for us today? Stay tuned to find out, on...
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
HEY WASSUP I'M HERE TO SLAY DON'T KNOW WHY THE REST OF THEM BOTHER TO SLAY I KNOW THE SLAY AND I'VE BROUGHT THE SLAY CRUSHING SLAYERS' DREAMS YEAH YOU KNOW THE SLAY I WANNA BE I WANNA BE I WANNA BE SLAYMOUS
The episode opened with everyone in the mess hall beating each other up.
"Hey contestants! The challenge is a super dangerous deadly will kill you obstacle course!" Chris said. "Follow me!"
AT THE OBSTACLE COURSE...
"There are 6 sections to the obstacle course!" Chris said.
"First is the Fart Fairy section! Fart Fairy will use his farts to blow you off the platform, so stay on!"
"Second is the Sniper section! A ton of Snipers will try and shoot you down!"
"Third is the Squid Game section! You will play Red Light Green Light from Squid Game!"
"Fourth is the Piranha section! You must stay underwater for 10 minutes straight while piranhas try to eat you!"
"Fifth is the Bear section! You must get a key hidden inside a bear!"
"Sixth is the Sacrifice section! You must throw yourself into a volcano to win!"
Each section beaten will give your team a point, the team with the most points wins!"
"There should have been 1069 sections..." Axel grumbled.
"But there are only 6 obstacles and we're a team of 8!" Millie cried.
"Two of you will sit out." Chris said. "GO!"
SECTION 1...
Bowie and Priya were doing the first section. "I love farts!" The Fart Fairy said as he farted so hard at Bowie and Priya.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Bowie said as he fell off the platform onto the ground below.
"STOP FARTING!" Priya pulled out a whip and began whipping the Fart Fairy.
"Only because you're hot and sexy and stuff." The Fart Fairy winked, causing Priya to blush.
"EXCUSE ME!?" Millie exclaimed, watch the scene go down.
Confessional - Millie
"I can't believe it!" Millie said, clearly not believing it. "My boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend!"
Priya then reached the end of the section.
"Team Fart Fairy wins the first point!" Chris announced.
SECTION 2...
Damien and Scary Girl were up.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Damien ran away like a coward, and immediately got shot in the head.
Scary Girl, however, dodged the bullets like a pro. "WHAT!?" Chris said in disbelief before pulling out a rocket launcher. "This should kill her!"
Scary Girl dodged the rockets and made it to the finish line. "But she didn't die!" Chris said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
SECTION 3...
Millie and Ripper were selected for this part.
"Didn't Squid Game die like a year ago?" Millie asked. Ripper farted in agreement.
"Green light!" The doll said. They both started walking. "Red light!" They stopped.
"Green light!" Ripper decided to use his farts to his advantage, and he flew to the end using nothing but his farts.
"How is that even-" Millie got interrupted by the Doll. "Red light!" Since Millie was still moving, she got shot in the head.
"Team Chris gets another point!" Chris said.
SECTION 4...
This was Nichelle vs. Wayne in the piranha pool.
"You're going down!" Wayne told Nichelle. "After all, women are inferior to men."
The piranhas, being female, took offense to this. "AAAAAHHHHHH!" Wayne screamed as he got eaten by the piranhas.
Nichelle was quickly running out of air, so she had a plan. She downloaded the "Air" app on her phone and was able to breathe for the next 10 minutes.
"Both teams are now tied 2-2!" Chris said.
SECTION 5...
Chase and Emma were chosen.
"Hey Chase!" Emma said. "Guess what?"
"What is-" OWWWW!" Chase said before Emma got a bear to eat him.
"Hah! That's what's you get for cheating on me with Raj!" Emma said.
Everyone gasped. "WHAT!?" Wayne asked Raj. "I thought we had something special!"
"Well, you're stupid!" Raj yelled.
Suddenly, a hand came out of the bear's mouth. It was a key. "Chase has got the key, and his team gets a third point!"
SECTION 6...
The last section was Raj and Zee. "There's no way I'm jumping down that volcano yo!" Zee said. "My team would lose every challenge if I died!"
"Same! I need to beat up Bowie and Wayne for cheating on me before I die!" Raj said.
"Oh, don't say that!" Zee said. "Sometimes you just need a little push!" Just as he said that, Zee pushed Raj into the volcano.
"And Raj wins the challenge for Team Chris!" Chris announced. "Team Fart Fairy, I'll see you at elimination tonight!"
Suddenly, a rumbling could be heard. "What was that?" Chris asked.
"You didn't throw any people named Raj into the volcano, did you?" The same old Hawaiian guy from the World Tour finale asked.
"Yes." Chris said. Suddenly, the volcano erupted. Chris and Fart Fairy were fine because they had lava shields, but everyone else got burned by the lava.
"HAH! Comedy!" Chris said.
AT THE ELIMINATION...
"Hello, Team Fart Fairy!" Chris greeted. "This is your first time at elimination, so-" Chris noticed that everyone was in trauma chairs due to the injuries from the lava.
"Oh." Chris said. "Well since no-one can vote, I guess we'll just pick ourselves."
"Let's eliminate Damien! He hates farts!" The Fart Fairy said.
"Okay." Chris said as the Fart Fairy wheeled Damien over to the Dock of Shame. "Damien, any last words?" Chris asked.
Damien was still in the trauma chair.
"Suit yourself." Chris said before the Boot of Shame knocked Damien into the water.
"I'm not going anywhere!" Damien said, still hanging onto the dock. "This game's mine, eh? MINE!"
"What other violent and high-larious things will happen?" Chris asked. Find out next time on...
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
Votes:
No votes cast, Damien automatically eliminated.
16th - MK
15th - Julia
14th - Damien
Team Fart Fairy: Priya, Millie, Emma, Caleb, Axel, Zee, Nichelle
Team Chris: Bowie, Scary Girl, Ripper, Chase, Wayne, Raj
Notes:
What a high-larious episode. There's an obstacle course in every season so this had to be the challenge, and Damien got eliminated because he doesn't cause any drama at all.