sonic is feeling upset but can is two boyfriends cheer him up? sonic/legolas/crash bandicoot

(Note: A crossover of more than Sonic and LOTR.) A fancharacter goes on a crossover adventure with 13 others to help take back a dimension. Direct parody of The Hobbit.

Fifteen years have passed and the Fourth Age of Middle-Earth has begun. The Dark Lord has returned, and Sonic, who is still a ghost, and his son, Shadic, must stop Shadow from taking over Middle-Earth, and prevent Dagor Dagorath, the End of Days, from happening.

Sonic is brought to Middle Earth due to an unexpected complication of Chaos Control during a fight with Eggman. As he journeys through Middle Earth, he will see many things he hasn't seen before, and many he wishes he had never seen. Will Sonic and his friends be able to help the Fellowship destroy the One Ring? Some Sonaze hintings in Chapter 1, other pairings likely later.

One day while at a bookstore, Shadow and Sonic meet each other while looking for a book to read. They come across The Lord of the Rings and are sucked into the novel. Once there, they get a hold of the One Ring and must destroy it before Sauron returns to his full power, or all will be lost.

Will Hobo Baggypants claim the Emerald for himself? Will Herean'gon finally succumb to Amylin's persistent flirting? Will Egghead rule all of Bottom Earth? Will Hamwise get out of the closet? Find out in the next chapter of the Lord of the Emeralds!