Episode 1: Look at me, I'm the captain now
We were in a bay overviewing the ocean when suddenly a pink cat thing floated infront of the camera.
"We went through three islands, one abandoned movie lot and an angry red elmo! But now it's time I relax and take a vacation around the world!" Mew smiles.
Suddenly a bunch of different busses began to pull over nearby on the port area.
"Sadly I'll be sharing my luxurious world tour with a bunch of fame starved, socially awkward society rejects! Give it up for Totodile, Pikachu, Trubish, Mawile, Psyduck, Cyndaquil, Ludicolo and Skarmory!" Mew announced as they began to walk out of the bus.
"Um Mew, I literally legally changed my name to Crack-A-Chu! So you better start calling me that!" The fat yellow rat glares.
Mawile side eyed him looking bored.
"WOOOO FUCK YEA! I AM FINALY IN A NEW SEASON BABY! OH MAN I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE SEASON 1, WHY DID IT TOOK THIS LONG HAHA!" Skarmory yelled, his voice was incredibly annoying.
"I wonder why..." Psyduck looked irritated after covering her eats with her hands, flippers?
Cyndaquil was walking out of the bus when he noticed Totodile.
"Guaguaguaguagua!" She smiles.
"Well nice to see someone normal, hey there Totodile!" Cyndaquil smiles.
Totodile looked happy.
Trubbish sighed as he walked out of the bus.
"Ey everyone! Names Ludicolo! I'm gonna help the team I am on as much as I can, so arriba!" Ludicolo cheered.
"You didn't say there were gonna be newbies." Psyduck looked bothered at Mew.
"What can I say, I wanted to spice up the competition... we been doing the same cast for like what, five seasons now?" Mew shrugged giving a sheepish smile when suddenly a new bus appeared.
"Oh my it's Solrock, Dragonair, Gardevoir, Bergmite, Cryogonal, Yanma, Klefki and Muk!" Mew pointed at them.
Bergmite was texting on her phone as she walked out.
"Babe! So glad to see you again!" Crack-A-Chu ran towards Dragonair and hugged her.
"Um.. nice to see you too..." Dragonair frowned.
Solrock looked bored as she said. "Wasn't he supposed to be in jail for what he did in season one?"
"What Cryogonal? Psh we chill now hehe get it? Because he promised to not commit treason and arsen anymore right special little snowflake?" Mew asked.
"Right." Cryogonal spoke with his cold robotic voice.
"OMFG OWO I am like so happy to return to the game again this is like so lit LMAO x3! Gasp! Senpai you're in this game as well this is like so kawaiiiii!" Yanma hugged her boyfriend Cyndaquil who smiled.
"...if I'm stuck on a team with her, please kill me..." Solrock looked bored.
Gardevoir just said nothing and tried to avoid standing out.
"This show is so fricking cool! Hello everyone watch me kick butt and become like a totally epic super star!" Klefki cheered.
"Hehe yeah the viewers are gonna love us!" Muk cheered.
"This next bus contains Lunatone, Eevee, Magby, Toxtricity, Gumshoos G Trump, Grotle, Wooloo and Ninjask!" Mew pointed at them.
"Ugh I can't believe I was forced to be on a bus with such low class losers! I can't wait till every single one of you is eliminated and I win the prize due to my stunning good looks and impeccable skills!" Ninjask boasted.
"If your skills are being annoyed you're doing it well..." Magby told him.
"Hey!" Ninjask growled.
"Actually did you know that the ocean covers around more than 70 percent of our planet! Meaning this World Cruise we will all be going in is approximately going to be mostly just watching the watery sea instead of being on land, this is why knowing about our hydrogen mantle doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked smug.
"Ew.. back off me nerd.." Eevee looked at the floating rock annoyed as she walked away.
"Hey Trump, we uh didn't get to talk much last season as hopefully we can this season? Right?" Grotle gave an awkward laugh.
"Yeah sure... I'll think about it..." Gumshoos rolled his eyes.
"I'm a new player everyone, so go easy on me!" Wooloo cheered.
Toxtricity scoffed and looked away.
"Druddigon, Sylveon, Numel, Makuhita, Salazzle, Munchlax, Scorbunny and Chikorita!" Mew clapped as some came out.
"Hey hey hey! Time for yet another season!" Druddigon smirks.
"...Hopefully this time you won't turn into stone for like 4 episodes..." Solrock side eyed him.
"Hah! Funny gal.. I'll see you at elimination." Druddigon grins at her.
Solrock rolled her eyes.
"Ew Mom why are you in this season! And what the hell you wearing!" Eevee cringed as she pointed at her mother's pink stockings.
"I gotta look my best to advertise HIP; Johto Region! 458 Yellowbrick Street!" Sylveon waved at the cameras.
"Awoooga, isn't she a cutie!" Muk licked his lips.
"Hmm a mamacita!" Ludicolo grins.
"I mean she is pretty hot..." Grotle blushed a bit.
"Ew! She's my mom you creeps! Scatter!" Eevee shood them away.
Salazzle frowned seeing this.
Salazzle (The Lizard): "Okay so one season ago, all the boys were eating from my palm and following my commands and now I am invisible! A monster! Nothing more than a common Salazzle! Ugh... where did I go wrong..." She grumbled.
"Hey everyone! Let's do lots of sport stuff so we can all be active and healthy!" Scorbunny cheered.
Munchlax was sleeping.
"I agree with the bear." Numel boredly replied.
"Oh.. is anyone there.. i am so scared... I don't wanna get hurt..." Chikorita was shaking and hiding behind her leaf.
"Why is she back? She was a total loser in like the one season she was on." Makuhita asked.
"Character development?" Mew shrugged as a new bus came.
"Everyone's probably not so favorite Zoroark FOE, Jigglypuff, Vespiqueen, Dedenne, Drifblim, Togepi, Snom and Palpitoad!"
"Yoooo everyone whats up... heh wanna try my new burning bush, it's for medial reasons..." Foe began smoking and he looked high af.
"Glad to see a familar face back in the game." Druddigon smiles.
"You're actually friends with that stoner?" Eevee side eyed him.
"I mean he's pretty chill once you get over the fact he's high out of his mind." Druddigon shrugged.
"Ugh what a bland cast of mediocre characters... why did I even apply to join this show when I know you're all just mid low tier celebrities." Drifblim sneered as she wrote stuff on her notepad.
"Come on dude, I know I'm chubby but you didn't have to call me a celery!" Palpitoad smiles.
"Ah yes the typical stupid character stereotype! Are you gonna be a secret mastermind hiding behind a mask, or are you just that much of a moron! Either way chances of you being an early boot are high as that Zoroark fusion thing is!" Drifblim glared at Foe who was smoking.
"Uh.. well howdy everyone." Jigglypuff spoke with her southern accent.
"Hello Gumball!" Togepi waves smiling.
"No that was a nickname for Munna remember..." Lunatone told the egg.
Druddigon cringed at her name.
"You should all just hand me then prize because I am like so rich and awesome! I deserve to be the winner!" Snom boasted.
"Psh what a pathetic peasant snob am I right camel man?" Vespiqueen gave a fancy rich laugh as Numel boredly looked at the fourth wall camera.
"First impressions... okay.. hey everyone I'm Dede- whoops!" She tripped over and faceplanted on the wooden floor.
"AHH A SPLINTER!" Dedenne looked to be in pain.
"Don't worry I can help you out, imma nurse." A female indeedee removed it and used Heal Pulse on the small rodent.
"Ah I see our new bus arrived, Indeedee, Vanillish, Lucario, Galarian Ponyta, Stonjourner, Squirtle and Heatmor!" Mew smiles.
"G'day mate! I really did bad in the previous seasons this Sheila has been on so hopefully I'll do better this time ey!" Lucario tipped her fedora a bit.
"You sound british bro." Squirtle told her
"Wanker I swear if i someone else calls me that I'll bloody pummel ya!" The Australian Lucario looked pissed off
"A new season for me to win!" Heatmor walked towards the port smugly
"Ew this place has germs! I must clean it all before it infects any of us!" Galarian Ponyta used her magic to teleport a bucket with soap
She began to wash Stonjourner, who had an expressionless face on their well face.
"Neat Freak." Vanillish mumbled under her breath.
"Our penultimate bus has Volcarona, Musharna, Dusclops, Baby, Eiscue, Chandelure, Indeedee, and Joltik!" Mew announced.
"Wah but I thought she was Indeedee dude..." Squirtle pointed at the female indeedee patting Dedenne while the male one kicked away Joltik.
"Oh to avoid confusion just call me DeeDee, my big brothers name is In." DeeDee smiles.
"Heh like just in?" Makuhita grins.
"Yeah... got a problem with that?" In got close to Makuhita and pushed him.
"Hey back off Butler guy!" Makuhita glared.
"Oh yes! I finally get to join this show, I can't wait to see the unique challenge ideas and character development waiting around every corner! I'll have to update my blog after this!" Eiscue looked excited, he had a black bowtie underneath his ice block face.
"We already had one super obsessed fan, you didn't need to bring another kook..." Chandelure boredly flipped her red fire hair.
"Hello everyone! I'm so glad to finally join a new season! I haven't been able to since I won season 1 so this will be fun!" Volcarona cheered.
Dusclops just silently side eyed her.
"Well I wa GOING to win but this small bastard stole my spotlight!" Musharna yells.
Mawile just boredly looked at her.
The Baby did baby noises.
"Wait a second why the hell is BABY back..." Chandelure asked.
"They were ass last season, and they will suck in this on as well." Gumshoos told the host.
"Trust me... we didn't have many other good options for returnee pokemon... Vulpix and Delphox are busy... Shuckle and Dunsparce are in their honey moon, Jynx, Elekid, Shedinja and Drapion aren't interested at all in joining back... Baby was the best we could do.
Baby vomited on the floor.
Many players cringed.
"I hope I don't have to babysit that human thing... how did you even GET a human to come to our world.." Drifblim asked.
"Magic." Mew replied.
"And speaking of Magic... where is your Co-Host?" Sylveon asked smiling.
"He's bust getting the cruise ship ready... anywho our final batch of contestants is... Mothim, Mienfoo, Dhelmise, Handy, Probopass, Alcreamie and Durant!" Mew announced.
Many female contestants cringed.
"Why is Probopass back! Wasn't he arrested last season?" Lucario asked.
"Well... like I said... options were low... so we bailed him out to be probably an early boot... it was either him or Mrs Mime and well she's in the distortion world right now so Probopass was the easier choice..." Mew looked a bit guilty.
Probopass was sweating staring at all the females in front of him, his hands fidgited around.
"I really don't wanna be stuck with him..." Mienfoo frowned.
"Same matey! That scallywag better prepare to walk the plank soon cause I ain't gonna take no weasel barnacle up on my crew, yar har har!" Dhelmise laughed.
Handy did the middle finger to Probopass.
"Trust me, I know first hand how much of a creep that rock is... he BETTER leave first from his team." Durant growls
Mothim frowned and looked worried.
"Alright everyone so I think we are all set to go! We will form 8 teams of 8!" Mew smiled.
"Um actually it can't be 8 teams of 8 cause we only have 62 players... we need 64 for it to work..." Psyduck told them.
"Oh right... Pumpkingking just do a thing..." Mew called for him.
Suddenly a floating fat guy wearing a green and yellow stripped shirt and pumpkin head appeared.
"Yolo." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and two droids appeared.
"AH THE BAGEL MAN RETURNS!" Palpitoad screamed.
"Wait... these droids look different from the ones on last season..." Magby frowned.
"Yeah so Janitor and OOM didn't really wanna come back... so I guess I'll just have these two droids straight from the factory be their replacements!" Pumpkingking smiles
"Reboot initiated, checking systems OOM-R0G3R" Roger spoke
"Scanning biological life forms, detecting uneasiness... fear not as I am an ally." OOM-6 spoke
"Woah artificial intelligence! Technology of this level is outstanding and hard to recreate! This is why modern tech doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked happy.
Suddenly a big cruise ship began to quickly moved towards the dock; it was white and had red coloring, four exhaust pipes and many windows; it was a cruise ship way bigger than the titanic or any other ship! It was big.
Silence.
"Shit." Skarmory mumbled.
(MNWC Intro)
"Alright everyone hop aboard!" Mew smiles as Pumpkingking lowered the ships bridge.
"Um.. I am afraid of dying on the water so hopefully that won't be a problem here right?" Cyndaquil asked.
"No need Cyndaquil, none of you will get hurt... much.." Pumpkingking smirks as he floated away.
"Wait what! What does that mean, you all heard that right, right?!" Cyndaquil looked worried.
"In this Luxurious Vibranium Real Steel Ship will take you all on a cruise all over the world, you'll visit many regions, compete in fun challenges and try to vote eachother off!" Mew smiles as she floated around giving a tour of the ship.
"Wait the viewers aren't voting this time?" Dedenne smiles.
"That's a relief..." Bergmite frowned.
"They'll vote on something else but don't worry about what that is just focus on your game." Pumpkingking smiles.
"Your sleeping quarters are over there and We'll be having food here and here; while elimination area is this way!" Mew floated towards it.
"Um why is there a suspicious plank right where the elimination area is..." Magby asked.
"Because that's our elimination style this season... The Plank of Shame! If you don't receive a tiny Pumpkin, you'll be forced to fall down into the ocean and drown! Don't worry Pumpkingking said he'd revive you later." Mew shrugs.
"That's insane!" Grotle looked horrified.
"I'm scared!" Chikorita was shaking.
"This cannot be legal!" Drifblim shrugged.
"It isn't but like who cares! Not like the law is gonna do anything about it." PumpKingKing scoffed.
"Well we can just fly away and not do your stupid elimination! So later freaks!" Skarmory flew away.
Pumpkingking just smiled snapped his fingers and then Skarmory was teleported to the Plank of Shame where he was wrapped on many chains and a heavy 20 ton weight which was then dropped onto the ocean, Skarmory screamed as he fell in the water, then his screams became gargled.
The contestants looked in horror.
"Aaaaaand now he's dead." Pumpkingking smiled.
"So I see you all now know how the elimination area will work right? No escaping ot you will just make it worse for yourself." Mew smiled.
The players all just nodded sadly.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Skarmory was alive again.
"Blah! I think I have some fucking sea water on my mouth..." Skarmory spitted.
"Your first challenge is extremely easy! Team Naming!" Mew smiles.
Drifblim looked super disapprovingly as she wrote stuff on her notes.
Drifblim (The Reality Show Expert): "Seriously?! Team Naming on the first challenge?! How basic and boring! No better than yet another stupid cliff jumping challenge..." She looked annoyed.
"You will all be sorted into teams either randomly or purposely! Whoever has the best team name wins while the worst ones well, they gonna be swimming with the fishes tonight." Pumpkingking smiles.
"Also fair warning, in this season think hard and work even harder! Because we will have NO DEBUTS, NO IMMUNITY IDOLS AND NO REJOINS! So once you're out, you're gone, better do your best!" Mew grins.
Gardevoir (The Trickster): "Honestly... with a cast this size.. it doesn't surprise me..." He spoke and crossed his arms.
"Alright so on Team 1 we'll have Totodile, Solrock, Lunatone, Druddigon, Foe, Volcarona, Lucario and Mothim!" Mew smiles.
"Team 2 will have Crack-A-Chu, Dragonair, Eevee, Sylveon, Jigglypuff, Musharna, Vanillish and Mienfoo!" Pumpkingking spoke.
"Team 3 contains Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Galarian Ponyta and Dhelmise!" Mew giggles.
"Team 4 has Mawile, Bergmite, Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Baby, Roger and Handy!" Pumpkingking said.
Toxtricity and Makuhita groaned in annoyance when they noticed both Handy and Baby on their team.
"Team 5 has Psyduck, Cryogonal, Gumshoos, Salazzle, Drifblim, Eiscue, Stonjourner and Probopass!" Mew looked smug.
The girls on that team now groaned annoyed as they saw both Stonjourner and Probopass were on their team.
"Team 6 has Cyndaquil, Yanma, Grotle, Munchlax, Togepi, Chandelure, Squirtle and Alcreamie!" Pumpkingking told them.
"Team 7 has Ludicolo, Klefki, Wooloo, Scorbunny, Snom, In, DeeDee and OOM-6!" Mew looked happy.
"And finally... that means team 8 has Skarmory, Muk, Ninjask, Chikorita, Palpitoad, Joltik, Heatmor and Durant!" Pumpkingking grins.
"Alright so like begin making your team names and choose a captain, if you wanna do a confessional, just walk around the ship and go to the bathroom, there's a camera in the potty again." Mew smiles.
"Creep.." Jigglypuff grumbles.
"It's a classic." Mew told her.
(Team 1)
"Okay team so who shoul-" Druddigon began talking.
"You." They all said.
"Wow that was fast.." Druddigon looked impressed.
"I mean... you were pretty good captain on the first season." Volcarona smiles.
"Gua." Totodile nods.
"Hehe yeah up until we all blindsided you OW!" Lunatone frowned as Totodile had nudged him hard.
"You'll do great as a captain eh mate." Lucario smiles.
"Hehehe yeah man... " Foe smirks.
"Well sure, I'll be captain then, so what should we name our team?" Asked Druddigon.
"Weed."
"No Foe we are not naming it weed..." Lucario told him, he just giggled.
"Guaguaguaguaguagua?" Totodile asked.
"I'll place that as a maybe..." Druddigon told Totodile.
Solrock looked bored levitating next to Lunatone.
"Ooo how about we name ourselves the smart guys!" Lunatone smiles.
"Gua..." Totodile looked annoyed and pointed at herself.
"The smart guys and girls!" Lunatone recorrected himself.
"Hmm I don't know... we need something with a little more pazzaz!" Lucario spoke.
"Yo is that even a word bro?" Foe asked, his eyes were red af.
"I got it we are a team... and we all gonna work together so we should be called... Teamworkers!" Volcarona cheered.
(Team8s Theme)
"Yea sure let's just go with that..." Druddigon shrugged.
(Team 2)
"Okay team so as team leader-" Eevee began saying.
"Why are you team leader again?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Uh hello?! This is a team full of Team Dominator members... and then there's Mienfoo." Eevee spoke.
"Hey... I don't have anything to do with... whatever this is..." Mienfoo frowned.
"So? Just cause we were all part of Team Dominator in the past doesn't mean we should be Team Dominator again..." Dragonair frowned.
"That alliance was good in Phase 1 and 2 but it kinda fell off in the merge..." Vanillish looked bored.
"Fine then who do you suggest to be leader?" Asked Eevee.
"I can be leader if you all want?" Sylveon asked.
"Ew mom..." Eevee frowned.
"AWOOOGA! Forgot we had that hottie on our team." Crack-A-Chu smirks.
"I'm right here you know..." Dragonair told her boyfriend.
"Yeah we need to take this serious and decide which member of Team Dominator should be the new leader!" Musharna spoke.
"Psh this team sucks! Team Dominator? more like team Dumbinator!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.
(Team8s theme but low pitch and goofy sounding)
"Seriously..." Dragonair facetailed.
"The hell is that?" Mienfoo asked.
(Team 3)
"So who should be team captain?" Gardevoir spoke in a girl voice.
"Why the hell you doing that? We all know you're a guy now." Magby spoke.
"I just... like it okay..." Gardevoir looked away still doing his convincing girl voice.
Magbh looked away awkwardly.
"I should be leader cause I am the prettiest! Ho ho ho ho!" Vespiqueen did a fancy rich laugh.
"Yeah no... just make Dusclops be captain..." Numel looked bored.
Dusclops just shrugged.
Galarian Ponyta was trying to clean the depressed looking Trubbish.
"Wath! Why can't I be captain mateys! I'm literally made for being a ship captain of the sea!" Dhelmise asked.
"Ugh we can't have this shit going on so early in the game.. look just name the damn team or something!" Numel grumbled.
"Oh alright matey we shall be known as... The Sea Pearl Crew!" Dhelmise laughed.
(Spongebob Whistle Theme)
"Sure let's go with that..." Magby rolled his eyes.
(Team 4)
Mawile was sitting on the floor looking bored, Bergmite was texting on her phone, Handy was trying to make sure Baby didn't crawl away too far or got hurt, Dedenne was frowning as she watched Makuhita picked his nose.
"I'll be captain okay?" Toxtricity asked.
Everyone gave unenthusiastic yeahs... and okays..
Toxtricity noticed the battle droid standing next to him.
"And who are you?" Toxtricity asked.
"Roger Roger." The droid replied.
(Metalic Factory Theme)
"Wait what!" Toxtricity looked shocked at the team name above his team.
(Team 5)
"Great just great! I'm stuck in a team full of shady characters... this definitely won't hinder my reputation as a fan blogger..." Drifblim rapidly began to write vents on her notebook.
"Dang, I never considered myself to be a shady character but I'll take that as a compliment." Eiscue shrugged.
"You're seriously worried about about us when there's a 750 lbs rocky pervert staring at us with a weird look on their eyes?" Psyduck asked.
Probopass was indeed staring at all three girls, he was sweating a lot, his pupils darted around them three.
"Yeah I'd also be worried about him..." Salazzle frowned.
"Don't you get it, he's gonna be eliminated first from our team anyway so it doesn't matter... what matters is there is four villains on this team! And my only possible allies are a penguin with an ice cube for a head, a creepy pervert and whatever Stonjourner is!" Drifblim pointed at Stonjourner.
They just stayed perfectly still, no emotions.
"You could just join us..." Gumshoos looked annoyed at Drifblim.
"Yeah... we won't stab you in the back... probably.." Cryogonal spoke with his cold robotic voice.
"UGH! Listen to me I won't join you villains cause that will just make me look bad on international TV okay! I don't trust anyone here starting with you!" Drifblim pushed Cryogonal.
(IDTAHSWY Theme!)
"What no! This isn't our team name!" Drifblim growls staring at the name above them.
"It's pronounced Id-tahs-wee!" Eiscue smiles.
(Team 6)
"Okay so like I think my beautiful boyfriend should be the team leader!" Yanma cheered.
"Fine by me." Grotle shrugged.
"Whatever..." Chandelure looked bored.
"I like bacon." Togepi smiles.
"Why can't I be team leader huh dude!" Squirtle glares.
"Uhhh you can be Co-Leader?" Cyndaquil asked.
"Haha yeah!" Squirtle cheered.
"Can I be Co-Co Leader?" Togepi asked smiling.
"Uhhh" Cyndaquil looked worried.
"Only if I can be 1st Co-Leader!" Yanma smiled.
"It's fine, 2 is a cooler number anyway." Squirtle shrugged.
"Well as first Leader I say Yanma you should make the team na-" Cyndaquil was then interrupted.
"KAWAII SQUAD!" Yanma yelled.
(Girly Pop Theme music)
"I'm not gonna be on a team with a name that cringe..." Chandelure looked at the team name above her.
(Team 7)
"So who's gonna baaaaah team captain?" Wooloo asked.
"What the heck was that?" Klefki asked.
"It's a sheep condition..." Wooloo frowned.
"I should be captain cause I am the winner!!!" Snom yelled.
"Yeah no.. what do you think Seis?" Ludicolo asked.
"The bunny or In would make good captains." OOM-6 spoke.
"I don't wanna be captain..." In grumbled.
"Ooh! If my bro isn't captain then neither am i!" DeeDee cheered.
"Well I guess I am Team Captain, so what should our name be?" Asked Scorbunny.
"Times up! The final team named their team already so your team will have no name, you're the Unnamed Team!" Pumpkingking smiles.
(Silent Blank theme)
"Boring..." Klefki looked annoyed.
(Team 8)
A few minutes before...
"I'm so scared!!!" Chikorita was shivering.
"I like bananas." Muk smiled.
"Same same eh." Joltik smiles.
"I hate you!" Durant growls.
"Oh don't start this shit again!" Heatmor growled back.
"I think we need to pick a quick name before the other teams finish..." Ninjask talked quickly.
"Yeah but what should it be? We have nothing I fucking common.." Skarmory grumbled
"Hehehe true we're like all that's left hehe!" Palpitoad was walking but accidentally tripped.
"I got it! I will be captain of.. The Leftovers!" Skarmory announced.
(Apple bite and burp theme)
"Kinda mid name..." Heatmor crossed his arms.
"Alright everyone it's time to decide which teams will be safe... so first saves are.. IDTAHSWY, Teamworkers and Kawaii Squad! You all got 1 point!" Pumpkingking smirks.
"One point only?! Oh no we're doomed!" Mothim looked worried.
"No no no points are bad Mothim, higher points means worse." Mew smiles.
"Dumb system..." Jigglypuff mumbled.
"Next teams with two points are Unnamed Team and Sea Pearl Crew! You both survive elimination... for now..." Mew smirks.
"It's down to Roger Roger, Dumbinator and The Leftovers! You all had mid names and all tied with 3 points!" Pumpkingking spoke.
"So uh what's the tie breaker?" Asked Mienfoo.
"None, you just all three will lose a member tonight, The Leftovers first cause they took longest to come up with a name, then Dumbinator and then Roger Roger! Everyone else go to your sleeping quarters and don't try to sneak a peek on who is eliminated, or else." Pumpkingking glared at them.
All the other players left and went inside of the cruise ships quarters.
Eevee (Team Dumbinator: The Bossy Bully): "Ugh I am probably at risk of elimination.. I'll need to bend over backwards and beg for some players to vote with me... but almost everyone on Dumbinator hates me... so who would they hate more?" She asked.
Toxtricity (Roger Roger: The Punk): "Ugh my team is full of useless morons! I don't know who is more useless than the others... but I think I might have an idea..." Toxtricity spoke.
Heatmor (The Leftovers: The Hot Tempered): "I did not join this season just to be eliminated early! I don't care if Durant hates me or not... I will vote whoever the other boys suggest!" He crossed his arms.
(Elimination Zone)
It was night time and there was a small bonfire near the edge of the ship, where the plank of Shame was also visible, the cruise ship horns began to sound... to announce that the elimination ceremony was about to begin.
(Dramatic Music begins playing)
The members of the Leftovers sat on the wooden plank floor.
"Really no chairs?" Durant growled.
"Comfortable chairs are for people who made it to the merge, you all lost in the first episode, get over yourselves losers." Pumpkingking rolled his eyes.
"Ahem in this game this edible Pumpkin means your life, if you do not receive one, you're just gone and be forced to take the Plank of Shame! No rejoining EVERRRR anywho first players safe..." Mew paused.
Durant (The Loudmouth): She smirks as she placed the picture of Heatmor in the anonymous box.
Chikorita (The Scaredy Leafy): She looks scared as she voted for a smug looking Ninjask image and shoved it in the box.
Skarmory (The Profanity): He smirked as he inserted the picture of a terrified looking Chikorita inside the box.
"Paplpitoad, Joltik, Muk." Mew threw them all pumpkins.
"haha yay!" Palpitoad cheered.
"I like mah orange!" Muk giggles.
Joltik nibbled on the pumpkin.
"Durant, Heatmor and Skarmory." Pumpkingking threw them all Pumpkins.
Heatmor catched his, Skarmory dodged theirs and Durant git hit by hers.
"OUCH! DICK!" Durant yelled.
"Only one pumpkin left..." Mew announced.
(Dramatic Music Intensified)
Chikorita was shaking terrified while Ninjask looked smugly and winked at the camera.
"Ninjask." Mew threw him the pumpkin
"Haha yes! I'm still the best!" Ninjask grins as he taunted her.
"Chikorita, just go straight to the plank of Shame or we'll have for force you..." Pumpkingking told her.
"N-no please! That does not look not scary at all! Help someone ahhh!" Chikorita was thrown off the ship into the ocean.
"Alright get the gell out of here you losers, time for another team to lose a member." Mew smiles.
(Eliminaton Zone)
Team Dumbinator were sitting on the floor.
"I hope you all casted your votes correctly and that the one eliminated knows how to swim!" Mew smiled as she opened the anonymous box.
Crack-A-Chu (Team Dumbinator: The Cheater): He smirks evilly as he placed the picture of Eevee on the box.
Sylveon (Team Dumbinator: The Popular One): She looked worried as she placed the image of Mienfoo on the box.
Mienfoo (The Normal Girl): "Good thing nobody will want to eliminate me, I did nothing to stand out so I should be fine!" She shoved the image of Eevee in the box.
Vanillish (Team Dumbinator: The Alliance Swapper): "What? Eevee made a good argument..." She placed the image of Mienfoo on the box.
"Jigglypuff, Musharna, Dragonair and Crack-A-Chu!" Mew gave them all pumpkins.
"Sylveon and Vanillish!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.
(Dramatic Music intensified)
"One pumpkin left!" Mew grins.
Eevee looked stressed and worried while Mienfoo looked blank yet a but smug.
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"Eevee." Mew threw the pumpkin at her.
"Wait what?! Why me! I didn't do anything wrong!!!" Mienfoo screamed.
"Well you were never on Team Dominator anyway..." Vanillish told her.
"Yeah we also just don't like you..." Dragonair spoke.
"Sorry, I can't let my daughter leave this early, so I convinced them.." Sylveon shrugged, then Mienfoo was teleported to the Plank of Shame.
"This is so dumb! I.. i... didnt get to do anything! You all are a bunch of! AHHHHHH!!!!" Mienfoo was pushed off the plank by magic.
"Alright go and dip now... only one more team left to do sheesh, maybe this long ass episode will teach the viewer to NOT tie the votes..." Pumpkingking grumbled.
(Elimination Zone)
"Okay this is going on for way too long lets just get thos over with already! You 8 players here will try to get 1 pumpkin, however the one that doesn't is eliminated, go to the confessional and vote by placing the image of the player you wanna send home in." Mew told them.
"Also no peeking inside the box or automatic elimination." PumpKingKing smirks.
(Dramatic Music)
Mawile (Roger Roger: The Loner): She looked bored as she placed the image of Handy in the box.
Handy (Roger Roger: The Handful): They had no face and just placed the image of Toxtricity in the box.
Baby (Roger Roger: The Baby): They did lots of baby noises in the confessional bathroom.
"First players safe.. Mawile, Bergmite, Makuhita and Dedenne!" Mew threw them all pumpkins.
"Oh yeah!" Makuhita caught his, Mawile boredly dodged hers, Dedenne got hit in the face with her pumpkin, and Bergmite was boredly texting on her phone.
"Also safe is.. Toxtricity and Roger!" Pumpkingking threw them the pumpkins.
"Roger Roger." Roger saluted.
Toxtricity just crossed his arms.
"Bottom two is useless and uselesser? Who would've guessed well only one will stay and that is..." Mew paused.
(Dramatic Music Intensified)
Handy was shaking scared and Baby was cross eyed drooling.
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"Handy! You might come a handy later so you got less votes than Baby, sorry you unknown gender Baby... you're gone." Mew told it.
Angry Baby noises as they were teleported into the Plank of Shame.
Then Baby began crying like a Baby as they were pushed out of the cruise ship.
"The rest of you are safe... for now.. we will go to our next destination in our world cruise tomorrow so get some good sleep tonight!" Mew told them.
All the players left.
"One episode over and three players left! Will alliances start to brew soon? Will love and betrayal happen? Which beautiful region of our pokemon world will we visit next? Find out next time on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced as the Cruise Ship did horn noises, to announce the elimination ceremonies were now over.
Teamworkers:
Totodile, Solrock, Lunatone, Druddigon, Foe, Volcarona, Lucario, Mothim
Dumbinator:
Crack-A-Chu, Dragonair, Eevee, Sylveon, Jigglypuff, Musharna, Vanillish
Sea Pearl Crew:
Trubbush, Gardevoir, Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, GP, Dhelmise
Roger Roger:
Mawile, Bergmite, Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Roger, Handy
IDTAHSWY:
Psyduck, Cryogonal, Gumshoos G Trump, Salazzle, Drifblim, Eiscue, Stonjourner, Probopass
Kawaii Squad:
Cyndaquil, Yanma, Grotle, Munchlax, Togepi, Chandelure, Squirtle, Alcreamie
Unnamed Team:
Ludicolo, Klefki, Wooloo, Scorbunny, Snom, In, DeeDee, OOM-6
The Leftovers:
Skarmory, Muk, Ninjask, Palpitoad, Joltik, Heatmor, Durant