Hey Guys, For some it's probably the first time you've ever read a story of mine. I've been off of FFN for about a decade or so but I've decided I really need to get back into the groove of writing. I've been exposed to a lot of fun and quirky series as well as epic stories that have really gotten me inspired and this is one of many I've been writing up recently so I hope you like this weird story and some of the future one's I'm writing up!

Hoping you enjoy this read, it's a weird idea I came up with while watching the Chainsaw Man Anime after catching up to the manga. The story *might* contain some Lemon but I'm not too into including smut in my stories.

Have fun!

"Alright, this is where we say goodbye!" a hand outstretched onto his shoulder and patted reassuringly as a bright smile beamed at him.

"I still don't get why you gotta wear that goofy suit" the voice continued inquisitively as the smile turned into a curious stare before getting hit by the second figure. "yeouch~!"

"Don't be an idiot, You know people are gonna start asking questions and we've already meddled enough in the matters of this place" With eyes closed and arms crossed the second figure laid down the works as they said their final goodbyes.

"As explained, you've been returned no more than seconds since you left, naturally all the trials you've faced are well apparent on your body but use that head of yours and make up an excuse, are we clear?"

At the stern directives of the second source of the voices, Denji gulped and nodded " Ye-yeah loud n' clear…"

Looking down he balled up his hands in fists "It's just so freakin weird, just keeping on like nothin' happened… but I guess I ain't got much of a choice..." With a bow, he directed his respect for the two figures with visible droplets hitting the pavement giving away his failed attempt at hiding his tears.

"Awe cheer up buddy! Everything from here on out should be way easier to handle for ya so just do you the best you can!"

"Only way you'll hear from us again is if you screw up even after the hard work we put into shaping your ass up so if your name ever comes back up on our side I expect to be validated for my time got it, kid?"

"Y-yes sir! And thanks, guys...really" With his signature peace sign and a smile, the final exchange was over, a small smirk and a bright smile were shot back at him as a flash brought him back to reality.

The gloomy alleys of Japan's backstreets greeted him again as he looked around, making sure no wandering eyes caught their little otherworldly exchange. He then eyed the puddle in front of him.

"Denji, are you done?" a dry voice chimed in from outside a corner of the alley.

That's right, last he was here, he was taking a piss before he popped out of existence for all that time.

"Yup, all done. Let's get out of here, I need some shut-eye" For Aki and the rest it's only been seconds.

Walking behind his pony-tailed handler, Denji stared at his back, settling himself back into the reality of seeing his roommates again after so long and yet playing it as if he never went anywhere. The whole thing just turned his brain into mulch.

With a series of soft hums, he settled on a few scenarios as he surveyed his arms, defined and almost morphed into that of a seasoned fighter even though, as far as they know his only fight experience is nut shots and swinging Pochita's chainsaws.

'Actin' like they're nuts for not noticing it earlier it is then' he settled figuring that was enough to cover his ass.

"What's with you being so quiet all of a sudden?"

"Just thinking, I'm not allowed to do that either?"

"I'm just impressed you can do that after what that sorry skull of yours has been through, Anyways, let's just pick up the pace, I invited Makima over for the party tonight and, surprisingly, she agreed, this is special because she never shows up to these types of deals so I wanna be ready and…"

'Oh…Miss Makima' Looking up, he smiled at getting to see her and hear her voice again. Not getting his dose of her after all this time feels like his body was going into withdrawal.

"Wuh?" With a tug on his shirt, he looked at Aki as he glared at him.

"...-And I want you and the fiend to behave, got it?"

"Heh! Maybe…" Pushing his hand off he walked ahead without a care in the world. "As if I'm gonna risk lookin' bad in front of Miss Makima~"

"Considering your lack of basic manners AND hygiene you're aiming for the impossible"

Feeling the small grin of the raven-haired senior Denji turned quickly with a sneer "Shut up dumbass!"

Passing by the public safety headquarters they spotted a boisterous and loud individual flanked by two veteran hunters. "Oi! Cook! Denji! You two hurry up and take me out of here! That is an order!"

Walking up to the horned girl, Denji smirked as she latched onto his arm and Aki signed some papers for her release.

"Good to hear you played nice this time Power" he ruffled her hair earning a growl of defiance.

"Is leaving me here with these humans amusing to you?" Jumping on his back she smacked him upside his head and secured herself in a piggyback position "Now move!"

"This thing's your headache now… please just take it and go before we break protocol and shut her up for good" Taking the papers, one of the unnamed hunters quickly went right back into the building with the other following closely.

Waving them off, Aki turned to the pair and motioned them to keep on their merry way to his apartment.

"Every day I keep getting reminded I must be nuts for agreeing to keep you two nutjobs at my place… These guys can barely handle questioning the fiend for a report"

"Weaklings! The lot of them!"

"Yeah, yeah… Let's go, stinky. You better get in the bathtub as soon as we get back…Maybe Aki'll make ya some nice stew if you play along~"

"No promises…But your chances are better if you cooperate"

Now back together, the trio made their way back with Power begrudgingly walking straight into the bathtub and slamming the door on them. Denji took the chance to drag his feet to his room and Aki paced into the kitchen, putting away all the groceries he had bought with Denji and begrudgingly got the stew started to keep affirming Power that good things happen when she follows basic hygiene.

Reflecting on the events of the day, The raven-haired hunter wondered 'Why does that idiot need to sleep now? All he did since we woke up was take Power to headquarters and buy groceries…' As he left the ingredients simmering, he made his way to his room with a sigh, getting in the headspace to pick out his clothes for tonight. 'I guess anyone would be this tired after fighting a devil for about three days straight like that maniac'.

A noisy night at a non-descript eatery around the lively streets of Tokyo.

"KANPAIIIIII~"

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, the current members of the special squad all began to chow down with a certain woman sporting an eyepatch already well into her drinking for the night.

"Saaaay Denjiiii dear won't you please forgive us for trying to kill you?... I promise I'll make the kiss extra juicy~"

"Oh! uh…Y-Yeah totally fine!" With a thumbs up Denji felt the blood rush to his cheeks and other places as if on cue before nervously grabbing his tea as the girl began getting real close to him, the faint smell of beer wafting over to him but none of that seemed to matter.

'Thats right, I still had that kiss waiting for me' With a swig of his drink he continued to reminisce about his time on the outside 'It's so weird, it's been so long for me I almost forgot all the crazy crap I got goin' on, but I can't miss my chance, a kiss and with tongue no less' finding his mental bearings Denji smiled to himself, complacent with his current situation.

"Man~ today I finally get my-"

With a jolt of lightning shooting up his spine and to his head, he stopped every thought in his mind and immediately all of his senses pointed to 'DANGER' as he quickly turned around and honed in on a certain figure.

His experiences included harsh training in perception and presence; he had forgotten it was already so ingrained in his body that any serious shift in the atmosphere would immediately alert him. Given that, this time he had no idea why that inner alarm system would go off.

"Miss Makima…"

"Hello Denji dear, everyone" With a small smile the red-haired woman walked past the doors and began taking off her coat. "Here I was hoping to surprise you"

Stopping in her tracks, she sensed a difference in his demeanor, his eyes were riddled with confusion but sharp, those weren't the eyes of an obedient dog but something far more troublesome.

"Everything alright?..." Turning her head she quizzically looked at him hoping to begin breaking down this strange behavior.

"Ah, n-no! All's cool" With a nervous smile she scanned his body language as he hurriedly turned to resume drinking his tea desperately trying to hide his flustered cheeks.

"Nevermind him, Miss, please have a seat" Ah, the usual demeanor of an obedient dog settled her worries a bit as Aki led her to her seat at the end of the table.

"Thank you Aki" With a pleasant smile she settled down and shot a soft look toward Denji.

"I hope you're feeling better"

"Y-yeah much! Thanks" Looking down, he still found her smile so disarming and beautiful and decided to keep his questions for later.

"Hehe Denji's juss nervous cause he's gettin' his kiss tonighttt~"

With a quizzical glance, Makima inquires "What's this about a kiss?"

"Ahhh it's nothing hehe"

"you don't want a kish?"

"OF COURSE I DO"

With a small smile, Makima just resolved to leave them to their machinations and handle the sudden change in Denji's demeanor later. She never really got the chance to hang out with anyone anyways…This was a rare and enjoyable moment for her.

As the night continued on, the plates kept emptying and the small contest between Makima and Aki was on full throttle to find out the secrets behind Denji. Makima downed her 13th glass of beer without so much of a drag in her step as Aki was already out for the count, much to Power's amusement.

"Hya hya hya hya! Pitiful!" The fiend poked at him as he groaned in annoyance moments before losing consciousness.

"This is my win Aki" With a smile she began to drink her fourteenth glass as a certain debacle caught her eye.

"Oh my." with raised eyebrows she stared on as a rather indecent scene unfolded before her.

Denji felt a pair of warm and err… boozy lips envelop his own as a clumsy hand held his head hostage and something began to slither into his mouth. Despite the taste, this was heaven, her lips were so soft and what he assumed was her tongue danced around so energetically with his, he had no idea how to respond especially seeing Makima staring right into his soul as she drank without any real reaction. Breaking his attention from the red-haired goddess he felt a weird taste suddenly accompany her mouth and a faint retching ringing in his ears, he instinctively cupped Himeno's face and pushed her back mid-kiss following the sudden jolt of danger popping up again.

"Wuh~ why are y- BLEGGGHHHH" On cue, she began to spew the contents of her stomach all over his shirt and pants.

"O-oh i-i'm s- BLEEEEEGHHH" Seeing it wasn't gonna stop anytime soon, Makima asked for assistance as the more veteran hunters helped Denji prop his senior up to take her to the bathroom. With Arai's assistance, a nauseous Denji hurried into the bathrooms as the smell got way too problematic for him.

"Aghhh maaaan, I feel like shit and I haven't even drunk anything…" Stretching, Denji dragged his feet out of the small restaurant as he felt a presence walking close behind.

"You doing ok?"

"Oh! Miss Makima, I'm good just dizzy and stuff" Denji continued to air out his shirt that he drenched in the bathroom to wash out the puke. "Sucks cause the food was so good…and I can't believe my first kiss turned into a puke fest"

"Hehe, you have a lot of interesting firsts huh?" getting closer and playfully bumping into him, his boss shot a disarming smile at the teen.

"Hehehe i-um I guess" Quickly turning away Denji could not hide his blush. She was so charming, beautiful, cute, and nice to him! Makima was the best! But he couldn't shake this feeling that kept him on edge around her…why?

"But…" She continued as she walked around and stood in front of him "You'll get to experience a lot of firsts from here on out, don't let a few botched attempts get you down, nothing's ever perfect in this world."

Taking the lollipop she bought out of her mouth she slipped it into his and continued "Maybe the taste of chupa chups as a follow-up indirect kiss will leave a brighter note on your night hm?"

'AN INDIRECT KISSSSSS' his mind raced as he just stared blankly at her to her amusement.

"U-uh"

"Listen, maybe it's time we call it a night, now you're all wet from washing off the vomit and the night is getting cold." placing a hand on his shoulder she strolled past him and went inside.

Man…Makima's the best, silencing any alert he might've had, he sighed completely in bliss, staring at the pure white moon as the group started leaving the establishment bit by bit.

"D-Denjiii im sowwwy" Between hics and stumbling in her words Himeno catapulted her body out of the arms of the other female hunter that accompanied them onto Denji and buried her face into his back.

"H-hehe it's fine don't sweat it"

"I gotchu dirtyyyy"

"S'all good, I got my kiss!" With a lighter mood and a thumbs up, the blond reassured the raven-haired girl as she shot back a clumsy smile.

"Aweee you're a cutieee" Pinching his cheek she slumped over his shoulder as he held her up.

"Well kid, you got yourself quite the price" With a hearty laugh the female hunter patted him on the shoulder much to his dismay.

"hey.. . take me home will ya?" A slurred voice, lowered to small mutterings chimed in as Denji went over what he should do. "U-uhm I don't know about that"

"Come ooon, I can't make it aloneeee. Yer not gunna leave your drunk senior like dis riiight?"

"Uh…that'd be shitty I guess…alright" Proping her up they both started walking off after saying their goodbyes to the rest of the crew. Power was tasked with taking Aki and the rest stayed behind chatting as the night continued on for the rest.

"Ugh, I don't mind carrying a cute girl home but we both reek right now"

"Hey, Denjiii juzz around this corner, the building next to dat store…"

"Alright, no use draggin' along." propping the drunkard on his back Denji turned to a brisk walk and made it up the building following her slurred directions until reaching her apartment.

"Alright Pukey… let's get you to bed"

"Waiiit juzz a moment den den denjiii…i stink so I gotsta take a quick shower"

Signaling him with a light pat on his back, the blond put her down and followed her movements so she wouldn't fall on her clumsy way to the bathroom.

"What a gentleman hee hee…I'm good here" Stumbling behind the door, the following sound of the water falling gave him some peace of mind enough to find a seat anywhere and wind down.

"What a crazy night, if I hadn't snapped back to reality I'd taste nothing but puke right about now" Thanking his heightened senses the teen laid back and closed his eyes but for a brief moment not noticing the gentle sounds of the bath on the other side of the apartment and the cool breeze of the night lulling him to sleep.

"Yawwwwn at least I got to spend some quality time with Miss Makima…"

A small sound of clutter and a sudden weight on his body slowly brought him out of slumber as he began to make out the faint shadow of a woman looming over him. An eyepatch, a loosely fitting tank top, and some great-smelling shampoo.

"H-huh what is…"

"Hey denjiiii~"

Seconds after another swig he went wide-eyed as her face dove into his.

"ANOTHER beer? what are ya nu- hmm! mm!" his mouth shut again, he couldn't believe he was getting ANOTHER kiss, on the same night, by the same hot girl, and she was wearing LESS.

The cold sensation of liquids began to fill his mouth, breaking him out of his daze and filling his throat with the warm waves of beer, a taste he never even knew due to never even daring to touch the stuff. Nevertheless, her mouth was so warm and her lips so soft oh, and her tongue, a playful thing ushering in more beer into his mouth as he nervously welcomed it, not really knowing how to react to this.

Feeling her delicate hands snake over his chest to cup his cheeks her tongue once again introduced itself to his and forced its way around as the clumsy groans of the inexperienced teen did nothing to stop any of this from happening. He felt the heat of her body come over him as she straddled him and rested the weight of her body on his torso. He was made painfully aware of her lack of clothing as the faint sensation of her exposed thighs awakened a sleeping beast within him.

"Oh?" With a curious expression, she parted her lips with her paralyzed junior and peeked down to spot the culprit of the strange pressure she felt near her stomach.

"Someonezz uppp hehe~ my baddd"

Drunkenly laughing, she fell on him, wrapping her arms tightly around his neck and nuzzling up on him.

"Denjiii take me to my room pliz, I'm blasted"

"Uh-uh uhm…" Like a mindless drone, he chose to abandon all language and just follow her requests as his brain was overloaded, overstimulated, and filled with stuff he was not advanced enough to understand.

Picking her up princess style he took her to what he could assume would be her room by the faint image of the corner of a bed he could make out.

"Denji?.."

"Y-yuh?"

"You wanna…do it?"

With a sharp huff, little Denji became stronger than his chainsaws as he could do nothing but freeze in place and default into blubbering like an idiot.

"W-w-w-w-w-what d-d-d-do you mean? Like ss-s-s-sleep? R-r-right?"

Ain't no way he was gonna get lucky and it was gonna be this easy, just murdering that bastard infinity for 3 days and that's it? He was gonna have sex just like that? No, couldn't be him, that kind of luck is NOT Denji luck. That's like movie star luck or someth-

"Sex dummy… now come on, jus lay me down" Placing her hand on his chest she expertly seemed to quiet his racing heart with a dangerous smile.

With an audible gulp, he laid her down and she raised her arms toward him with a welcoming smile as he climbed over her in a trance.

In a whoosh, he had her legs wrap around his waist and right then he understood he was a prey and there was no probability of him escaping.

"Your little buddy seems like he's up for it…watcha say?" With her eyes glazed over she pulled him down to her and tightened the grip of her legs around him, hoisting her hips up to meet his closing the distance between their lower halves as she held his head in place and blew soft puffs of air on his quivering lips.

"You only survived what we survived once, and it's thanks to you…so just for tonight I really feel like I've finally gotten all my screws loose, I don't wanna…miss anyone anymore, I just want to feel good… Denji" With a small tear sneaking down her cheek Denji suddenly felt a heavy weight falling over the crazed penis in his mind.

"H-Himeno i-" Feeling her hips suddenly drop and jerk around below him he looked down to find her hand digging through his pockets.

"Huh?...wuzzdis?" Taking out a dirty Chupa Chups she raised an eyebrow and examined the treat.

"O-oh! Uhm"

"Chupa Chups? But izz dirty ew! Hahahaha" And like that the mood was gone. Holding her gut she fell back on the bed and cackled herself into only muttering nonsense. Dumbfounded, Denji only stared on as laughs turned to mumbling, and finally snores and like that, she was out like a light.

"Haaaa…maybe it's for the best" Shifting off of her the rattled teen slumped over the floor right next to the bed and examined the lollipop one last time before putting a hand on his chest to still the wild Pochita-heart within him.

"What a night huh…Pochita" A scalding, passionate night gave way to a gentle breeze as the teen slowly drifted away into a peaceful sleep, unaware of the developments that would unfold.