Maximum Homerdrive The Simpsons go to a steak house where Homer, unsatisfied with the size of the steaks takes on the eating challenge. Sir Loins a lot. The reigning champion Red Barclay dies from meat poisoning so Homer finding he was a trucker due out on a job takes his last job and becomes a trucker. Meanwhile Marge and Lisa test their new doorbell.
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "It does not suck to be you."
The couch gag is that the Simpsons' ages are reversed. Bart and Lisa are the Mom and Dad and Marge and Homer are their kids. Maggie is Homer's plushie. Kid Homer takes the remote but Adult Lisa slaps his hand and takes the remote. Kid Homer sighs.
The episode starts with the Simpsons (minus Lisa) eating their dinner. Instead Hugo is sitting at her place eating fish heads out of his bucket.
"So I said to the nurse. You can take your tetanus shot and shove it!" said Homer.
"Alright Dad!" Bart cheered and high fived him.
However Homer is about to say something but his jaws lock together from tetanus. He forces his mouth open with a fork.
"You still haven't explained why Lenny bit you..." said Marge.
"Better than getting bitten by Hugo." said Bart. Hugo growled.
"Well it's a long story-" said Homer. But he was interrupted by Lisa coming in and putting her pink school bag angrily on the table.
"Meat eating savages!" Lisa ranted.
"Uh?" said everyone.
"Not you guys." said Lisa. Everyone was relived. "I just found this flyer for this disgusting new restaurant called the Slaughterhouse! It's decorated with Steer corpses and a fountain of blood!"
"Coooooool! Blood!" said Bart.
"Ooooh... I've heard of this place in one of my magazines!" said Marge.
"And the worst of all is that you can pick a cow and they kill it in front of you!" Lisa ranted.
"Well, Lisa Maybe they don't mind being the centre of attention..." said Marge.
"I read somewhere that cows like being killed." said Bart.
"This place exists?! Then why are we eating this crap!" Homer swiped all the plates off of the table including Hugo's fish heads bucket. "Come on everyone and get your coats on! We're going to the slaughterhouse!" said Homer.
"Homer you didn't have to throw the food on the floor..." Marge sighed cross with him.
"Didn't I..." said Homer.
...
They were at the Slaughterhouse.
"Wow... It's even more beautiful than Lisa described..." said Homer. They had a cow's head on the table with candles inside to give light.
A waiter put down a basket of hooves...
"Ooooh! A complementary basket of hooves!" said Marge.
Oscar and his classmate Tyler laughed hysterically.
"What is so funny?" Homer asked.
"(Oscar is wiping his eyes of tears from laughing) It's just- It's just that Tyler and I love the Jumanji animated series and Tyler was suggesting once that everyone in Jumanji be madly obsessed with eating zebra hooves!" Oscar explained before bursting out laughing again.
The Simpsons sighed.
"Beef salad, Beef on a cob, Beef fried Beef?! Is there anything here that isn't meat?" asked Marge. "My daughter is a vegetarian."
"Um no ma'am." said the waiter. "Vegetarians are not welcome here."
"Grrrrrrr! I can't stay a moment longer in here! There's nothing here I can eat!" Lisa yelled. "I'm going home!" She went to get up.
"Well you can't Lisa! You're only eight years old! You can't walk home alone!" said Marge. "Because it's dangerous out there!"
"Why don't you take her home then Marge? You sound like you don't want anything on the menu tonight." said Oscar.
"I was concerned for Lisa... And uh... I filled up on my tuna casserole I cooked us this evening..." said Marge. "Okay I will. I'll see you guys in a few minutes." Marge took Lisa home.
"Even the menu's meat! It's a whole chicken that's been pounded flat!" said Bart.
"Ooooh! The kids menu is on the beak! How clever!" said Marge.
"Moooooom!" Lisa wanted to go home.
"I'll be back soon!" said Marge taking Lisa home because she's vegetarian and doesn't want anything at the restaurant.
"Well hurry up dear I'm starving." said Homer.
As Marge left with her Bart taunted Lisa by mooing loudly like a cow. "Mooooooooo! Mooooooo!"
"Okay that's enough now boy." said Homer as Oscar and Hugo were chuckling.
...
Meanwhile Mr Burns was picking a cow to eat. However after cows were killed he'd pick a different cow. It would get killed by the drill gun and so on...
"Hmm, I think I'll take- oh, that one." said Mr Burns. Silenced gun shot or drill sound. A cow groans and dies. Thud!
"No. He's a bit listless, isn't he? Give me- ooh, that spirited fellow." Mr Burns didn't want that cow. He pointed out another. Silenced gun shot or drill sound. A cow groans and dies. Thud!
"He didn't put up much of a fight. Why don't you pick one for me?" Mr Burns asked. The guy kills a cow. Silenced gun shot or drill sound. A cow groans and dies. Thud!
"On second thought, I'll just have a glass of milk... from that cow." He added menacingly.
"Thank goodness Lisa's gone home or she'd flip at Mr Burns." said Oscar.
"Aaaaagh! Mr Burns is here!? Everyone be normal! Hugo! Stop scratching yourself!" Homer panicked and started being mean.
"Oh ahoy hoy! No need to worry about me Mr um..." said Mr Burns.
"Simpson, sir..." said Homer.
"Simmons eh? How is your wife Clara doing?" said Mr Burns completely getting his name wrong and everything about him.
"Um... she's doing great!" Homer was too frightened of Mr Burns to correct him.
"Excellent! Well cheerio!" Mr Burns left for his table.
"And a happy Rice Krispies to your too!" Oscar replied being stupid. Cheerios is a cereal.
Bart winced at him.
Homer wiped his brow in relief.
"Remember that time at recess when we caught Martin on camera picking his nose?" Oscar asked Bart.
"Give a boy - ANY boy - enough time, and he WILL eventually pick his nose!" said Bart.
"Yeah true..." said Oscar picking his nose.
"Oscar... gross! We're in a restaurant..." Hugo groaned.
Bart chuckled.
...
Marge soon arrived and with good timing.
"Seventy two ounces?! That's your biggest steak?!" Homer was disappointed in the size of his steak. "I thought this was a steak house! Not a la dee dah girlie underpantsy tea party!"
"Dad no! Do not remind us of that time Oscar had a tea party while wearing girl's underwear!" Bart whined. Oz seriously WTF?!
Oscar blushed.
"Well there is one bigger steak but it's only by special request. The Sir Loins a lot. It's a steak the size of a boogie board." said the waiter.
"And it's only available on special request..." The waiter added.
"I'll take it! And a glass of meatballs on the side..." said Homer.
"Excellent choice sir." said the waiter.
The waiter suddenly rang a cowbell. Christopher Walken snatched it off of him.
"Yes... Yes... More cow bell..." said Christopher Walken.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! This man has dared to take on... Sir Loins a lot!" said the waiter.
The other patrons gasped.
"There have only been two champions that have conquered Sir Loins a lot. Will there be a third? Hold onto your hats folks! We're about to find out!" said the waiter getting everything ready for Homer.
Everyone cheered.
"They like me because I'm famous..." said Homer.
Marge sighed and face palmed.
A waiter was taking Desperate Dan from the Dandy's order.
"And what will you be having sir?"
"A cow pie." said Desperate Dan.
"Excellent choice sir." said the waiter,
...
Homer met his opponent Red Barclay, one of the champions, but mistook him for the other champion. Tony Randall.
"Name's Red Barclay. I'm a trucker. I've eaten steaks from Ohio to Utah. A little advice greenhorn, don't go straight for the big one. Work your way up." said Red.
"Greenhorn?! What's a greenhorn? I'm not a greenhorn, whatever that is!' said Homer.
"Dad that's an insult! It means he thinks your new to the whole stuffing yourself full of food scene! Show him what you're made of!" said Bart.
"Oh yeah! You're just saying that because you don't have the belly for it anymore! Mr no belly!" said Homer to Red.
"Well... I did just eat a whole lamb... but I think I can take you to school..." said Red.
"Oh good! Because my school is Springfield High... My principal is Dondalinga..." said Homer.
"Dad that's not what he meant! He's accepting your challenge by saying he'll beat you! Show him not to mess with the Homer!" said Bart.
Homer and Red were soon each sat at a small table each with a huge steak laid out before them for each of them.
The waiter explained the rules and Red once again tried to warn Homer not to take part. But Homer was adamant.
"Sonny, is that your old man?" Red asked Bart.
"Sure thing man!" said Bart. "He can take you on! He once ate in an all you can eat restaurant until they had to throw him out at three in the morning so they could close."
"Yeah I get it, your dad's a real glutton... But that's not good enough. The Sir Loins a lot has been attempted by all sorts of fools, including gluttons like your dad. And even they can't finish it..." said Red. "You have to be a competitive eater..."
"We'll see Mr Barclay..." said Bart.
Marge was speaking to ex doctor Hibbert.
"Hibbert, is it safe to eat that much meat in one go..." Marge asked.
"Ahehehe! I thought so until I bought twenty percent of this restaurant. Now a healthy balanced diet can include the occasional binge eating or stupid eating competition." said Ex-Doctor Hibbert.
"But what if he chokes?" Marge asks.
"Why that's why this restaurant has a Heimlich machine!" said Ex-Doctor Hibbert. A lady who was choking ran to a machine with robot arms. The arms gave her the Heimlich manoeuvre/abdominal thrusts until she spat out whatever was choking her. A piece of meat...
The lady sighed and walked back to her table but slipped on the meat and smacked her head on the floor.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
...
The waiter announced the two competitors. Red Barclay, who got a round of applause. And Homer who was referred to as um Homer somebody. He then counted down and set off the race.
Red began eating the steak. Homer was buttering a roll.
"No Homer! Don't fill up on bread!" Marge warned him.
"Oh the steak! How silly of me!" said Homer. He started eating the steak.
"This is humiliating..." Hugo cringed.
"No it's not! Go Dad! Eat that steak!" said Bart.
"I hate steak!" said Grouchy Smurf, who was there, for some reason...
Hugo winced exasperated.
...
Meanwhile at home.
Lisa was grumpily eating a vegetarian dinner.
"Stupid meat eating savages..." she muttered while eating her tofu and vegetables.
...
Homer got part the way through. Bart was coaching him with a faster strategy.
"Chew and swallow! Chew and swallow! Don't savour!" said Bart.
Homer was eating the steak.
Eventually he was half way through it.
However he was slowing down.
"Come on Dad!" Bart cheered him on.
Homer hallucinated two talking cows drinking.
"Humans are ridiculous. That guy is not even half way through Walter and already he's hallucinating..." said a talking cow.
"Lousy drunks..." said Homer.
"Come on! Only twelve more ounces!" said Bart.
Eventually Bart was throwing a piece of meat into Homer's mouth but it kept falling out. Homer had long since given up.
"I don't get it! There's food but I don't want to eat it! (Cries) I've become everything I hate!" Homer sobbed loudly.
Plot 2
Red eventually won.
"We have a winner! Red Barclay retains his title!" said the waiter holding up his arm.
But something was wrong...
"Good show Mr Barclay! You're a true American hero! And you did it all with grace and dignity..." said Homer shaking his hand. But Barclay wasn't moving... "hey! He's not breathing! Don't people usually breath?" Homer asked.
Hibbert checked Red over.
"This man is dead!" said Hibbert.
Everyone gasped horrified.
"Eeeeew! I'm touching a dead guy!" said Hibbert backing away from Red.
Dr Payne sighed and muttered as he went to check on Red. "Hibbert really..." He checked Red over. "Appears he died of meat poisoning."
Everyone gasped.
"Don't worry folks. It's a type of poisoning caused by over indulging on far too much meat in one sitting." said Dr Payne. "That's eating competitions for ya..."
Everyone sighed with relief.
"Doc... Am I gonna die...?" Homer was worried because he had made a fair attempt on the Sir Loins a lot.
"Uh no. Not at all soon anyway." said Hibbert. "You can thank your wife for a healthy balance of vegetables with every meal you've eaten."
"It's a good thing I cooked tonight. Before Homer threw everything on the floor in haste to eat here..." said Marge.
"I haven't even eaten yet! I'm starving!" Bart whined clutching his stomach as it gurgled with hunger.
Marge sighed.
"I hate hungry." said Grouchy Smurf.
...
Red was put in a body bag labelled "I died at the Slaughterhouse."
"You better take one too. Your husband had quite a lot of that steak." said the waiter to Marge. Handing her a body bag.
Homer screamed.
There were some truckers mourning Red.
"He called me greenhorn... and I called him Tony Randall... It was a thing we had..." said Homer trying to talk to the truckers.
"Red never missed a shipment. But looks like this will be his first..." sighed a trucker.
"Not on my watch!" said Homer getting in Red's truck.
"Homer no!" Marge tried to stop him.
"Sorry Marge. But it's my duty as Red's friend and in a way his killer! I'm making his last shipment!" said Homer.
"Can I come too Dad? Huh? Can I?!" Bart asked having got in the driver's cabin with him.
"Don't you have school?" Homer asked.
"Don't you have work?" Bart replied.
"Eh fair enough." said Homer.
Marge sighed and grumbled angrily as Homer and Bart drove off in the truck.
"Eh... Mom... Are you just letting them go?!" Hugo asked since Lisa wasn't around to be the voice of reason.
"What am I supposed to do dear? Those two always run off on one of their hare brained schemes..." Marge sighed.
"I dunno. No one asks my opinion. They just tell me to shut up and call me rude names." said Hugo wearing an old stained t shirt of Bart's and some old shorts with holes in them.
Marge sighed and felt sorry for Hugo. Meanwhile Lois says nothing while Peter farts on Meg...
...
Homer was trying to get used to the brakes. "Ah there. I'll get used to it." He eventually got the truck to stop stalling.
"There. I don't know why I didn't become a trucker long a go." saud Homer.
"Dad you do know you're not a real trucker..." said Bart.
"Oh yeah?! My arm tan says so!" said Homer.
"It says Red's shipment is due in Kentucky in three days..." said Bart.
"Just about how long it takes to make a good potato salad..." said Oscar.
Bart clonked him on the head for being silly.
"Ow!"
"This calls for some trucker music to put us in the mood!" said Homer putting on the radio.
The radio started playing If you wanna be my lover by the Spice Girls. Yaaaaaaaghhhhh! It burns!
"..." You have to imagine the lyrics as I can't write them.
Bart and Homer screamed in horror and switched off the radio.
"Okay no trucker music..." said Homer.
Red was obviously some sort of freak who liked the Spice Girls.
A little boy in the car in front was making a signal with his arm asking Homer to toot his horn.
"Little smartass! I'll show him!" Homer growled and tried to charge at the car the boy was in.
The boy gasped.
"Dad no! He just wants you to blow your horn!" said Bart.
"Oh..." Homer pulled on a rope. He accidentally released the shipment container. It fell onto the road. "Little smartass..." Homer groaned.
"Dad that was the wrong cord..." said Bart.
...
At home.
"Look! Another postcard from your father! Wish you were her... Why does he send these..." Marge had a postcard with a picture of a bikini clad woman with the words "Wish you were her."
"Mom... Hugo's right for once! How could you let them drive off like that! Bart's in serious trouble right now with Skinner for truanting!" said Lisa. "And I don't think Dad's boss will be very happy about him not turning up to work..."
"What am I supposed to do?! Drive all the way across America after them?!" Marge asked rudely.
"No..." Lisa replied realising there was no point. This was gonna be a nonsense episode with no consequences for Homer and Bart...
Hugo was reading the postcards.
"Wow! Dad and Bart have been everywhere. They've eaten submarine sandwiches, grinders and hoagies." said Hugo.
"Hugo they're all the same thing. Submarine sandwiches. Just in different slang..." said Oscar.
"It's not fair. Your father always gets to have such exciting adventures. Maybe it's time we took a walk on the wild side." said Marge.
Hugo roared like a lion.
"Anyway, while the boys are gone why don't we go doorbell shopping? I want a new doorbell!" said Marge.
"A new doorbell?" Lisa asked.
"Yeah. I was thinking one one that plays Why do birds suddenly appear? I love that song!" said Marge.
"Uh no offence Mom but you wore that song out in "The way we was." episode every time you appeared in the story." said Lisa.
In the past Homer was studying for his exams when he heard the song Why do birds? playing as Marge arrived.
"Sweetie that song is getting a little tiresome now..." said Homer smiling at his girlfriend.
In the present Marge sighed. Then suddenly Oscar and Hugo played a game of wearing pots and pans on their heads and ramming into each other.
"You forgot those two boys too." said Lisa as Oscar and Hugo guffawed after ramming into each other.
"Ugh... I'll try and come up with a C story for myself and Hugo..." said Oscar.
...
Marge holding Maggie took Lisa to a door bell store owned by Senor Ding Dong.
"I'd rather go to a doorbell store owned by Leslie Phillips." said Oscar.
Marge sighed as She went to the Leslie Phillips Door bell store.
"Ding dong... you're not wrong." said Leslie Phillips wooing Marge.
Marge giggled.
Meanwhile Bart and Homer are in a truck stop cafe.
"A little more high test, darlin'?" A waitress called Gwen offered Homer coffee.
"Sure thing, Gwen." said Homer. Gwen poured him coffee.
"I'll be right back with your pie, hon." Gwen left to get his pie. Mmmmmmm! Pie.
"Ah, that's a nice, friendly gal." said Bart.
"Yeah. Wouldn't it be great to live right here at the truck stop? Watching all the people come and go. You could have a different best friend every day." said Homer.
"I suppose." said Bart shrugging.
"Great. Now write your mother and tell her the marriage is off. And then when the paperwork is done, I'll make Gwen my wife." said Homer being cruel.
At home Marge got another post card.
She was crying! The postcard was Homer telling her he was leaving her for some cafe wench called Gwen. "Oh Homer!" (Soft crying that I really feel bad about. Poor Marge...)
"Narrator no! Do not split up our mom and dad..." Lisa frowned at the fourth wall.
What? It makes the episode far more exciting...
"No it doesn't..." Lisa seethed.
Yes it does...
Lisa growled and went to her room.
...
Marge cheered up when she had a bout of cutting up Homer's clothes. She was then installing the new door bell with Lisa.
"The light's on. All systems are ding-dong." said Marge screwing it in.
"Come on, Mom. Let's take it for a test drive." said Lisa.
"It's not a toy, Lisa. We'll just have to wait until someone comes." said Marge.
"Yes it is a flipping toy!" Oscar yelled. He rang the door bell repeatedly.
(Frantic door bell ringing)
"Oz stop that!" Marge told him off.
Elsewhere at the truck stop cafe.
"You mean, it ate Patrick too?" A guy asked Gwen about some kind of monster eating people.
"It ate everybody." said Gwen.
"What about Erica?" the guy asked.
"It ate everybody!" said Gwen.
"It ate everybody, stupid!" Homer yelled.
Bart winced wondering the context of this scene. Um a man eating monster.
"Well son, I guess it's time to go home. By which I mean our motel room to rest until we can get going with the delivery later." said Homer to Bart as they paid for their food and coffee and headed back to the truck.
"Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?" Bart asked.
"No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide." said Homer.
Jesus who was drinking coffee and reading a newspaper in the cafe, throw down his newspaper and tutted.
"Thank you." said Homer smiling.
...
At home Marge and Lisa wait for someone to ring the doorbell.
"Anyone? Anyone at all?" Marge asked.
"Oh! Milhouse is selling seeds, and he's coming this way-" said Lisa. But... "Oh, the birds got him."
[Screaming] "Not the face!" Milhouse cried as birds attacked him.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Hugo chuckled evilly.
"How about we pass the time at Señor Ding Dongs door bell store that Oscar dragged us out of because he wanted to go to the Leslie Phillips door bell store..." said Marge.
"Because that store was far more amusing... how is a flamenco dancer with a giant bell on his head with a whip interesting compared to Leslie Phillips?" Oscar ranted.
Marge sighed.
"Oh look! Jehovah's witnesses!" said Lisa.
However the Jehovah's witnesses decided that perhaps they should stop pestering people to join their cult...
"Marlin, perhaps people don't like being pestered to change their religion..." said the lady Jehovah's Witness to her comrade.
They left.
Marge sighed.
Plot 3
"I bet old Red caught himself a mess of catfish with these fishing sticks." Homer and Bart were fishing.
"Uh-huh. I bet he used bait." Bart snarked as they had no bait so the fish weren't biting.
"I hate fishing!" said Grouchy Smurf.
"No one cares..." Bart replied exasperated.
"Relax, boy. We're ahead of schedule." said Homer fishing.
"Actually, we have to go 2,200 miles in 10 hours." said Bart reading their shipment orders.
"Ten hours? We gotta roll!" Homer gasped.
They stopped at a drug store.
"Uh, yeah. I need something that'll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long." said Homer.
"Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these." said the shop keeper.
"Sold!" Homer bought the pep pills and ate a handful.
"Hey, you can't that many pep pills at once." warned the shopkeeper.
"No problem. I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills." said Homer. [Chomping] He eats some sleeping pills. He feels interchangeably sleepy and full of beans. [Giggling] "Okay, we're all set. Let's put the pedal to the metal." said Homer as he got in the truck with Bart and they headed off.
"I wholeheartedly agree!" said Bart.
"Oh, man, I'm really wired. This is a big mistake. I- " Homer was pepped up but worried as his heart was racing. "Oh, here come the sleeping pills. So drowsy." He felt sleepy. "Pep pills! Perking up again!" Then energised. "I could drive all... night." Then sleepy...
Bart was concerned. "Dad! Don't fall asleep at the wheel!" Bart yelled.
Homer was awoken suddenly. "Uh? What?"
They both ended up asleep at the wheel anyway. But the truck had the ability to drive itself. That's stupid! Going for the realist result of sleeping while driving!
Their truck swerved off a mountain road and plummeted into oblivion and exploded into a large fireball because Homer slept at the wheel.
"Nice going, narrator..." Bart sighed as an angel.
...
Marge eventually got a person to ring. Raphael delivering pizza. She ordered pizza from wherever he works.
"It's time we opened up a can of Whup-Tushie on this situation." said Marge being weird.
Oscar winced. "It's called an ass whupping..." said Oscar sighing.
"Oscar! Language!" Marge told him off.
Raphael eventually arrived. However he knocked.
Oscar dressed as the door man guarding the entrance doors to Emerald City answered. "Who knocked that door?!"
"I did palley." said Raphael.
"Can't you read the sign?!" Oscar as the door guard yelled.
"What sign?"
Oscar seeing no sign tutted. He fetched a sign that read "Wet paint on door! Please ring bell!" He slammed the door.
Rapheal rang the new doorbell. It played Why do birds suddenly appear?
Marge answered. "That's much better."
"Yeah um... nice bell lady. Now here's your pizza and garlic bread." Raphael handed over Marge's takeaway pizza and she paid for it.
"I told you not to order garlic bread!" Ace, the vampire kid in Oscar's class yelled.
At dinner which was pizza.
"Hugo why are you cutting up a frog at the table?" Lisa asked.
"I'm making a Frankenstein frog. Frog you will be attached to frog 2." said Hugo stitching two frogs together.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Cowabunga!" Michelangelo the turtle made a cameo at pizza dinner again.
Marge and Lisa face palmed.
"Hugo eat your dinner..." Lisa sighed.
Hugo put his frog experiment away and started eating.
After dinner Oscar put a new piranha in Hugo's fish tank.
"Oh, that's just what I need. Another piranha in the tank..." Hugo sighed exasperated.
"They have such big mouths..." said Oscar looking at the piranhas swimming about.
"I hate Bigmouth!" said Grouchy Smurf.
Oscar grimaced exasperated.
Bigmouth Tamaki cried.
...
The Pink Panther then ran to the fish tank and ate the new piranha Oscar put in there before running off.
"Um...okay..." said Oscar exasperated.
Meanwhile Matt ignored the dangers of sleeping while driving just to allow the main characters to live! And make their delivery in Atlanta...
"Yeah I have no idea how I'm not dead in a violent truck crash despite having slept at the wheel." said Homer to the truckers receiving Red's last delivery.
"Uh yeah the trucks have a remote navigation system so they can drive themselves when the driver is otherwise um occupied." said a Trucker.
"That's stupid. By all logic we should be dead by now..." said Bart.
"Yes but eh that's how it is," said the Trucker."
However in reality Bart and Homer died in a horrific crash because Homer slept at the wheel because automated system trucks don't exist!
So as such Homer and Bart were in heaven playing air hockey with Jimi Hendrix.
"Narrator's trying to apply reality when it suits him again..." Lisa sighed.
Shut up!
Lisa sighed.
Fine Little Miss Knowitall! They're alive again!
Homer was driving the truck again when he crashed it into a zoo with some weird animals.
"Ach! He's freed the Pokémon! And the Digimon! And the Manfred Mon!" said the Zookeeper.
Tai Kamiya winced exasperated. Hehehehe! Anime...
At the Simpsons house.
The doorbell broke and annoyed the entire street by playing Why Do Birds, over and over.
(Door bell playing music)
The Van Houten etc were annoyed.
Meanwhile in the Forest of All Beginnings. Oscar kept giving Tombi pink haired troll dolls.
"Stop mocking me!" Tombi yelled.
...
Homer and Bart on a delivery made a pit stop at a small tavern with arcade machines. Homer got himself very drunk as the truck's AI navigator would drive for them. Bart got himself into a sugar buzz from drinking lots of sugary cola.
While drunk and buzzed from sugar respectively they played PAC MAN.
"Get the fruit... Get the fruit!" Homer said drunk.
"I can't get the fruit! There's a ghost there!" Bart agitated from a sugar crash or the caffeine yelled.
Drunk Stewie and Drunk Brian gawked at them.
Then Homer sang off key.
"I crashed my truck out on the 1-95! Killed six people yet I'm still aliiiiiiive!"
People jeered.
"Dad you're annoying people..." said Bart.
Then they went back to Atlanta, this time to the home of Ted Turner. And his mood swings...
"Captain Planet!" Ted Turner yelled while dressed up as Captain Planet.
Bart winced.
"Don't pollute! Or I'll kill ya!" said Ted Turner as Captain Planet.
"Um... we'll be going now Mr Turner..." said Homer.
"Wait don't go! I brought back Screwy Squirrel!" said Ted Turner.
Simpsons house, attic.
"Oscar pass me the monkey wrench..." said Hugo, he was tinkering with a machine or doomsday device.
Oscar was laughing at a squirrel.
"Hey stop laughing at that squirrel and pay attention!" Hugo yelled.
Oscar sighed.
Elsewhere while on the road.
"Let's listen to some music." Homer put the radio on.
The she demons called the Spice Girls sang again.
Bart and Homer screamed and switched off the radio in anguish.
...
Simpsons house night. The door bell was still playing Why Do Birds? Over and over...
Lisa groaned woken up by the door bell.
"Mom, I need to get some sleep. I have a test tomorrow in- Why Do Birds Suddenly- I mean, English." Lisa groaned.
(Musical door bell playing)
"Okay, okay. Let me just get the wire cutters." Marge got out a tool box. It was full of M&Ms...
"Oh. Your father traded our tools for M&M's again." Marge groaned.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Marge and Lisa grumbled exasperated.
Oscar scooped up a handful of M&Ms and ate them.
Marge sighed while Oscar chewed up his mouthful of M&Ms.
"Let's look in your father's other toolbox." said Marge. Dads always have multiple toolboxes... "Oh for Pete's sake! Your father traded them for Skittles!" The box was full of Skittles...
"Taste the Rainbow Mother Fucker!" Oscar yelled.
"Oscar! Language!" Marge told him off.
People outside are complaining.
"That mob looks pretty angry..." said Hugo.
"Oh nuts to this!" Marge yanked out two wires attached to the door bell.
It malfunctions and starts ringing to the tune of Why Do Birds but at a much faster tempo!
(High tempo ringing tunes that get faster and faster.)
"Cooooooool!" Oscar cooed.
Everyone yelled annoyed as the broken door bell was now even more annoying.
Elsewhere Japanese Spider-Man had a machine gun!
"Spider-Man does not use guns!" Comic Book Guy yelled.
...
Homer and Bart arrive to drop off a delivery of lumber. Ie logs.
"Well burst my barnyard! Howdy partner!" said a cowboy Texan trucker. There is always a Texan trucker! Or a fat bearded lumberjack!
Homer shook his hand.
"Where's Red?" A fat bearded lumberjack asked.
"Oh he died. Meat poisoning from doing that Sir Loins-a lot challenge again. I'm the guy who lost against him." said Homer. "I'm completing his last deliveries."
"Well ain't that swell!" said the cowboy trucker.
There was also a sexy lady trucker. A blonde...
Homer drooled.
"Dad no! You're married to Mom..." said Bart. He left her for that cafe broad!
"Ah you come here at long time stupid Amelican!" said the Asian man trucker. There are also lacist Engrish speaking Gooks...
"Now cool your jets Satoshi..." said the lumberjack.
There was also a redneck/yokel with missing teeth called Cletus. Or Earl...
"Uh..." Bart winced. Totally different Cletus to Cletus Spuckler...
Cletus kept talking about his Ma. Blessed Ma... "I love you Ma. Perhaps in the wrong way..." Lol southern incest...
Plot 4