Episode 5: Birds N' Phonys!
Mew was watching some birds fly as she stood on the rails of the cruise ship.
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! We uhhh forgot to stock up on fuel Hehe whoops, so we landed on the Sinnoh Region to mine for fossils! Some players digged well and others did not." Mew announced as it shows scenes of players either having fun digging like Volcarona, Totodile and Lunatone... or players fighting while digging like Yanma and Chandelure.
"In the end Kawaii Squad and Sea Pearl Crew lost making them finally eliminate one of their players!" Mew hosted and it shows Munchlax and Dhelmise taking the plank of Shame.
"Every single team has now lost a teammate... it's still anyone's game... who will get eliminated this episode, which region we gonna go into and finally why is my Strange Bird Sandwich still not done!" Mew yells at her intern who looked worried and rushed to the kitchen.
"Find out today on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" She announced as the Cruise ship rang its horns.
(MNWC Intro)
The Leftovers were eating food.
"Hehe you know now that the pesky Durant is gone we are an awesome unstoppable Boys team!" Palpitoad giggled.
"Horray for testosterone!" Muk cheers.
"Hey Uh Palpitoad I don't wanna but I have a secret I gotta tell you man..." Joltik frowned.
"If it's so important might as well share it with the whole team!" Ninjask scoffed.
"Um... well I'm a Hermaphrodite." Joltik told them.
Silence.
"The hell is that?" Skarmory asked.
(Unnamed Team)
"We came extremely close to losing last time team... any ideas on how to improve ourselves?" Scorbunny asked.
OOM-6 was silent, In looked bored, DeeDee was eating, Klefki looked distracted, Wooloo just frowned.
"I had to do most of the trabajo yesterday... my uncle Carlos used to work at a mine and took me back when I was a Lombre, so mining wasn't that bad but I wish my equipo would've at least helped me too sabes?" Ludicolo told her.
"So sorry you had to do most of the work Ludicolo, you're super valuable for our team!" Scorbunny cheered.
(Kawaii Squad)
"Did we have to vote of Munchlax, that sleeping bear was funny!" Togepi had her usual happy facade again.
"I mean.. he just didn't do anything, come on you gotta agree with me right Grotle?" Cyndaquil spoke.
"It's true Togepi, I think we made the best decision..." Grotle told her.
Togepi still had a smile, but it was obvious underneath, she was a bit mad.
(IDTAHSWY)
Nothing really interesting happens.
(Roger Roger)
Both Dedenne and Bergmite were watching funny fail compilations on the ice types phone.
Makuhita was sneaking a peek from time to time.
(Sea Pearl Crew)
Gardevoir, Trubbish and Magby had finished eating and were relaxing by the pool.
In the dinning area Numel began talking.
"So Dusclops... you're pretty strong... I suggest we do an alliance.. you know to protect ourselves?" Numel told him.
"Uh... sure but an alliance of two is small." Dusclops told him.
"Don't worry, we have Vespiqueen in it, right?" Numel told her.
"Huh what oh yes indeed!" Vespiqueen stopping drinking her wine glass.
Dusclops looked unsure of her.
"Listen up Dusclops... Gardevoir is getting too buddy buddy with Trubbish and Magby... if they get Galarian Ponyta on their side.. we are done for... they'd control the team, and remember that Gardevoir didn't like you in season 1..." Numel told him.
"That is true... so what's the plan?" Dusclops asked.
"We eliminate Gardevoir?" Vespiqueen asked herself.
"Good Plan B Queen, but we can't make our alliance too obvious.. I say we just ditch GP, she's practically useless in voting... I'm sure we could beat one of Gardevoirs goons in a tie breaker..." Numel told him
"Huh interesting I see... pretty clever plan on betraying them Numel..." Dusclops smirks
"Meh... I try to be..." Numel shrugged
(Dumbinator)
"Heh a Flareon! Way to become the weakest eeveelution you stupid bitch!" Crack-A-Chu laughs
"You fucking rat! What did you just-" Flareon yells
Then her neck fur begun shaking a tiny bit, almost unnoticeable to anyone else
"Uhh... I mean... ~Yes, I decided to change my look to help the team~" Flareon spoke.
"Why are you talking like that?" Dragonair looked at her oddly.
"~I don't know what you all mean, I'll help you all during the challenge, good look team!~" Flareon began walking out of the dinning room.
Most members of Team Dumbinator looked confused as heck.
(Teamworkers!)
They were boredly eating their food when Solrock sat with them with her plate, she looked happy.
"Good Morning Wonderful team!, I know we can win today and I hope you're all excited and filled with joy!" She giggled.
Everyone on her team looked at her oddly like she was an alien, specially Druddigon.
"Uh Solrock, you feeling alright?" Druddigon asked worried.
"Never better darling! I feel simply divine ho ho ho ho!" Solrock gives a Vespiqueen laugh.
"Oh no! She gave a Vespiqueen laugh!" Lunatone ewed.
Volcarona smiled at Solrock, Foe looked stoned, Lucario frowned, Totodile looked bored.
Druddigons jaw dropped.
Druddigon (Teamworkers!: The Leader): "Uhhhh what the hell was that Solrock?!" He looked confused as fuck.
The Cruise ship tooted their horns.
"Welcome to Cerulean City in the Kanto Region! But we are just in their Canal, you will go to the exit entrance of Mt Moon and collect many Moon Stones as your first part of the challenge! So you all better begin walking!" Mew announced.
(Kanto - Mt Moon)
Flareon was walking by herself around the mountain.
"~Here~" Kabutos red eyes glowed and he psychicly levitated a handful of Moon Stones to her.
"Wow that was easy, thanks!" Flareon smiled.
"~Go around and share them with your teammates...~" Kabuto spoke.
"Awe what, but I waned to show everyone I got more stones than them..." Flareon frowned.
"~Why? So then they'll get angry at you and eliminate you, just be nice... share and stay under the radar...~" Kabuto told her.
Flareon sighed, noticed Jigglypuff.
"~Hey Jigglypuff, you want some Moon Stones? I got spares!~" Flareon smiles.
"What's the catch..." Jigglypuff glared at her.
"~None, I'll just leave these here... take care teammate..~" Flareon dropped two Moon stones and walked away.
Jigglypuff watched her leave and then she ran towards the cruise ship to hide her Moon Stone.
(Teamworkers!)
Druddigon and Solrock were looking for Moon stones together.
"Look Druddigon, we are doing such a good job! Aren't we all doing such a fantastic work? You are all such a great team yeah!" Solrock picked up Moon Stones all giddy.
Druddigon looked at her oddly and spoke. "Solrock... you doing okay? You seem to be acting different..."
"Never better hun! I feel so happy cause I realized you're all such a good and fun team... Yay!" Solrock yayed.
Druddigon (Teamworkers!: The Leader): "She yayed.. SHE YAYED! That is NOT Solrock..." He looked worried.
Multiple hours had passed and then a bell rung across the mountain, the players all gathered outside Mt Moon on Kantos Route 3.
"Alright so... the team that did best is in this order... Dumbinator, IDTAHSWY, Teamworkers! Sea Pearl Crew, Kawaii Squad, The Leftovers and Unnamed Team!" Mew announced.
"Only cause someone was busy panicking at the dirty cave..." Numel said a bit loudly.
"Hey! You know how many viruses can be hidding in dirt, I don't wanna get infected by any parasites!" Galarian Ponyta took a breath from her inhaler as she was panicking.
"Alright so the ones who found most Stones will get to pick which of these 8 locations in Kanto they wanna visit for their final part of the challenge!" Pumpkingking spoke.
"The options are Power Plant, Victory Road, Seafoam Islands, Mt Ember, Sea Spirits Den, Route 10 and Mt Silver and Ultra Space Wilds!" Mew announced.
"You only have 40 seconds to decide in this important decision and we won't reveal what the challenge is until everyone picks a location so start!" Pumpkingking used one of those egg timer things to countdown.
"Dumbinators! Any idea cause I got none..." Sylveon frowned.
"Well definitely not Mt Silver or Ultra Space those are too dangerous!" Musharna spoke.
"We also don't have any water types to make us traverse through Seafoam Islands or Sea Spirits Den..." Dragonair pointed out.
"~The Powerplant also needs water types to access it~" Flareon pointed out.
"I'm back..." Jigglypuff returned running, she looked tired.
"Where were you?" Dragonair asked.
"None of your business..." Jigglypuff panted.
"So our only options are Victory Road and Route 10?" Crack-A-Chu asked.
"It appears so.. Route 10 is kinda hot and caves are pretty cold.. so... Pumpkingking we pick Victory Road and also revive Vanillish." Musharna told him.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and they were teleported away; lets speed this up.
IDTAHSWY: Mt Ember
Teamworkers! Power Plant
Sea Pearl Crew: Mt Silver
Kawaii Squad: Sea Spirits Den
The Leftovers: Seafoam Islands
"The challenge is to fight and faint the legendary birds that live on these areas! Dont worry we told then ahead of time you were coming so they'd be prepared in giving you an ass whooping! Whoever takes the longest to faint their birds is a loser phony and will lose a member!" Mew announced.
"Alright! Everyone else picked, it seams no name team is gonna get Ultra Space Wilds!" Pumpkingking smirks.
The team with no name groaned and looked sad as they were teleported away.
(Far away - Ultra Space Wilds)
"Dang.. come on team we can still win!" Scorbunny cheered.
"This fricking place looks flipping cool! Look how like weird it is!" Klefki looked around.
"I wanna go home..." In looked bored.
"Uh todos, que es eso!" Ludicolo pointed at a huge unknown bird Ultra Beast.
Everyone in Unnamed Team screamed in fair, even In.
OOM-6 kept shooting at the bird with her blasted buy was ripped apart by the beast, she got a beast boost!
"That's it! I'm like so fudging dipping!" Klefki flew away.
"HEY COME BACK!" Ludicolo yells as the Ultra Beast killed him, it got a beast boost.
"What do we do!" Wooloo asked Scorbunny as they both watched the bird looking Ultra Beast kill In and DeeDee, getting two more beast boosts!
"I uh attack!" Scorbunny yells as she charged at the beast, and died.
"Oh... this is baaaaaad.." Wooloo looked worried as the Ultra Beast charged at her.
(Kanto - Seafoam Islands)
"There is so much water inside..." Ninjask looked around.
"Come on boys think of some plan!" Skarmory growls.
"I'll just be bigger, stronger and hotter!" Palpitoad began shining and evolved into Seismitoad.
"You could've done that this WHOLE TIME?!" Heatmor asked.
"Maybe." Seismitoad told him.
"Whatever, Heatmor and Muk will ride on Seismitoads back, I'll carry Joltik, let's go beat this bird bitch!" Skarmory picked up Joltik.
"Heh you sure you ain't talking 'bout yourself?" Ninjask smirks.
"GRRRR!!!" Skarmory screams at the small bug, he yelps in fear and flies away.
(Kalos - Sea Spirit Den)
"Omg OwO we are in like Kalos! The region of love! This is so kawaid desuuu! Senpai we like gotta take a selfie on my MePhone right now!" Yanma took a selfie with her bf.
"Uh genius, this den is full of water, how we gonna find our legendary?" Chandelure told her.
"Ugh okay so like I'll carry Cyndaquil, you carry Togepi and Squirtle can swim lets go team!" Yanma cheered.
"Hey what about us?" Grotle told her.
"You two can like just chill I guess hehe baiiii!" Yanma flew away with Chandelure, Squirtle epicly swam like an athlete.
Alcreamie and Grotle were frowning left alone at the entrance of Sea Spirit Den.
"Wanna fuck?" Alcreamie asked without looking at him.
"Yo what the fu-" Grotle quickly turned his head to look at her
Static as the scene changed
(Johto - Mt Silver)
Sea Pearl Crew was climbing the cold and dangerous mountain
"Ew this place is like so dirty!" Galarian Ponyta complained
"Please shut up..." Magby looked annoyed
Gardevoir looked irritated at Galarian Ponyta as well, Trubbish frowned
"Literally everywhere in the world has dirt, stop being so annoying." Numel grumbled.
"Why did you even join this season if you were gonna complain about every little speck of dust." Dusclops rolled his eye.
"Well... when I saw the ad for this season and the prize being One Wish, I knew I had to join, I could wish for all dirty stuff to not exist on the universe and only clean stuff remains!" Galarian Ponyta cheered.
"You realized you'd be wasting your one Wish, on something that is fucking stupid." Numel glared at her.
"It's not stupid to me or the Society of Cleansing! I'm part of their group." Galarian Ponyta smiles.
"She's dumber than I thought..." Dusclops frowned as he kept climbing the mountain.
"Hey can you use your magic to like teleport us to the top?" Asked Gardevoir.
"Don't be silly, I never learned how to use levitating or teleporting magic, but I did learn a spell that cleans stuff!" Galarian Ponyta gives a big smile.
Silence
"We regret voting Dhelmise." Dusclops told Gardevoir.
"You think?!" Gardevoir facepalms.
(Kanto - Route 10)
Roger Roger was in route 10 cause I forgot to say they were
"This challenge is stupid..." Toxtricity walked.
"Yeah but at least we are probably ahead of everyone else." Makuhita smiled.
"Team Halt." The droid spoke.
"Huh, what's wrong Roger?" Dedenne asks.
"I detect an electrocharged avian nearby... signs of life seem hostile.." Roger reported.
"That must be the bird we gotta kick the ass off!" Toxtricity smirks, next to him Mawile looked bored.
"Let us continue then, we must beat it up!" Makuhita did fighting motions.
"Roger Roger." The droid nods and begins walking forward, a Galarian Zapdos appeared looking angry, she shot bols of lighting one which hit Dedenne away.
"Let's kick its ass!" Toxtricity screams.
Roger took out his trusty blaster, Makuhita looked ready to brawl, Mawile sighed as she turned back and her mouth maw looked ready to bite, she then mega evolved and had two maws.
The members of Roger Roger charged at the G Zapdos, other than Bergmite who was streaming all this fight on her phone for views.
(Kanto - Power Plant)
They were on the Grassy end of Route 10, near the waters edge gate.
"There is so much water, how will we reach the Power Plant?" Lucario asked.
"We psychic types will levitate Lucario and Druddigon while flying! Foe can shape-shifting into something that's swims like Totodile and Volcarona flies!" Solrock said happily.
"Sure we can do that!" Volcarona nods.
They all reached the Power Plant.
"Hey guys we are all doing such a great job lets go yay!" Solrock cheered.
"Solrock... you don't have to be happy all the time you know, plus that's kind of Volcaronas thing." Druddigon spoke.
"Mhm! ...wait a minute..." Volcarona then realized the mini insult.
"...oh I just wanted to bring positive energy, sorry team..." Solrock looked sad.
"No no it's fine Solrock it's just... we want you to be okay..." Druddigon told her.
Solrock nods.
They kept walking until they reached a square hole inside the abandoned power plant, it seemed like the generator was gone...
"Since I was being annoying, I'll go down there and scout ahead." Solrock levitated towards the middle of the square.
There was a lot of magnetism inside the powerplant and meteorites have metals inside... Lunatone suddenly stopped levitating and hit the ground.
His team saw this and then looked at her.
"SOLROCK WATCH OUT!" Druddigon extended his arm to reach her.
"Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Solrock stopped being able to levitate and began falling down freely into the dark abyss.
# "OW AH OOF OUCH OWWW AHHHHHHHH!!!"
Solrock was hitting many metallic stuff on the way down.
A loud thud sounded as she hit the ground, she groaned a bit and wheezed out. "...all... good..." She coughed.
Druddigon looked horrified.
"We need to go down there NOW!" Druddigon orders.
Volcarona instantly began to fly down the dark hole looking worried for the meteorite.
Foe nods, turned into a Tentacruel grabbed Druddigon, Totodile, Lunatone and Lucario as he used his other limbs to grab onto the walls as he climbed down.
"You okay Solrock?" Asked Druddigon looking worried.
Solrock was in pain, near fainting.
"We need to get her to the cruise ships infirmary!" Druddigon spoke.
Suddenly the exit was blocked by a large Zapdos.
"YOU DARE ENTER MY HOME, BREAK MY WALLS AND THEN WANT TO LEAVE WITHOUT GIVING ME A PROPER FIGHT!!!" Zapdos shot many lightning strikes fainting Totodile.
"Oh no! Totodile!" Volcarona looked worried.
"GRRR LISTEN HERE YOU BIG ASS YELLOW BIRD, WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR STUPID GAMES, IF YOU DON'T MOVE OUT OF OUR WAYS! I'LL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!!!!" Druddigon roared in anger.
Zapdos charged at Druddigon and began using Drill Pecks, Druddigon kept attacking with Dragon Claws.
Solrock saw the dragon was struggling a lot.
"What are you all doing... help him!" Solrock yells.
Lucario shot aura sphears at Zapdos while Foe shot dark pulses.
Lunatone looked scared but shot small psychic blasts at the bird.
"Volcarona grab me and throw me at the bird, NOW!" Solrock glared.
Volcarona nodded and did that, Solrock then began to shine as she used Explosion and died.
Zapdos fainted.
"Ahhh! Solrock!" Druddigon looked horrified as her body was just exploded into a bunch of separate pieces.
"Teamworkers is safe!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and everyone was teleported away leaving Zapdos alone.
(Kanto - Mt Ember)
We see every member of IDTAHSWY fighting a Galarian Moltres.
They were all struggling a bit, Cryogonal and Drifblim both carried the unmoving Stonjourner and threw it at Moltres fainting her.
"And I don't trust anyone here starting with you is safe!" Mew announced as Gumshoos and Eiscue high five.
(Kanto - Victory Road)
"Hit it! Someone just hit it!" Vanillish screamed as she was being chased by an angry Kantonian Moltres.
Musharna, Dragonair and Sylveon were shooting at the bird with many special attacks.
"Hey throw me up on that bird!" Crack-A-Chu smirks.
"What?! Are you crazy!" Dragonair screams.
"Just do it! Make your dreams come AHHHHHH!" Crack-A-Chu was thrown by Dragonair at the Moltres.
"Hey! Get off my back fatso! Squawk!" Moltres yells as she tried to shake him off.
"Hehe this is gonna hurt you way more than it will hurt me.." Crack-A-Chu was holding tightly into Moltres and began pushing as a LOT of electricity was shocking the bird, you could even see her skeleton from time to time.
After it was over Moltres was sizzling and fell down fainted.
"Haha easy peasy!" Crack-A-Chu smugly walked.
"~Great job Crack-A-Chu, you're so strong~" Flareon smiles.
"Hehe yeah I know." Crack-A-Chu looked over confident.
"Dumbinator is safe!" Pumpkingking announced.
(Kanto - Seafoam Islands)
The Leftovers were getting their asses kicked by Kantonian Articuno.
"You techniques are all brute strength and no strategy, you're all too easy to defeat, now freeze." Articuno froze the boys.
"Ahthissucks!" Ninjask spoke frozen, his mouth couldn't move.
"Hehehemeapopsicle!" Muk was also frozen like the entire team.
(Kalos - Sea Spirit Den)
Yanma had been fainted by an ice attack, the Galarian Articuno was elegant yet fierce.
Squirtle sucker punched the bird, she turned around to shoot him with a psychic blast but it landed on Togepi fainting her.
"You idiot, we need to take that thing down!" Chandelure said as she saw Cyndaquil faint to a Shadow Ball by the Galarian Articuno.
"I'm trying my best bro! Hey yo loser bird! Come at me bro!" Squirtle taunted and tried to be a distraction.
Chandelure shot a Shadow Ball when Galarian Articunos back was turned but she used Protect and then quickly shot a Shadow Ball at her fainting her
The last line of defense was...
"You wanna throw down dawg? I'll throw down, it's on sight!" Squirtle did silly boxing motions
Galarian Articuno boredly shot a Freeze Dry at him, fainting Squirtle
"Pathetic..." G Articuno scoffs
(Johto - Mt Silver)
The team looked tired but they had all finally reached the peak of Mt Silver, where Red would be... it was snowing.
"Hey there!" Lugia smiles as he waves.
"Oh you got to be kidding-" Numel didn't even finish his sentence before he was blasted by an Aeroblast.
"Camel Man!" Vespiqueen screamed afraid.
Lugia then charged at the Sea Pearl Crew!
(Kanto - Cerulean City)
Pumpkingking and Mew teleported in the middle of the city and every single team was teleported in.
"Revive Solrock!" Druddigon screams!
"Revive Vanillish, Moltres melted her." Sylveon smiles.
"Can you like Revive the rest of my team?" Klefki asks.
Pumpkingking looked bored as he snapped his fingers and all the dead players were revived again, they appeared in a pop.
"Alright so let's see how you all did!" Mew smiles and showed them a board.
Dumbinator: 1
Roger Roger: 1
Teamworkers! 1
IDTAHSWY: 2
SPC: 3
Kawaii Squad: 3
The Leftovers: 3
Unnamed Team 4:
Total Votes: 18
"It seems Unnamed Team, The Leftovers, Kawaii Squad and Sea Pearl Crew will be losing members in that order!" Mew announced.
"You did awesome kicking that Galarian Zapdos ass dude!" Toxtricity gave Makuhita a fist bump.
"You too man but did you see Roger blasting that bird? It was awesome!" Makuhita smiles.
"Roger Roger." The droid salutes.
"I'm so glad you're okay Solrock! I was so worried!" Druddigon hugged her, she blushed a bit.
"Ugh we lost.." Chandelure growled.
"Maybe we sounded brought Alcreamie and Grotle, what were you two doing the whole time?" Cyndaquil asked.
"Uhh nothing?" Grotle blushed.
Alcreamie looked relaxed.
(Few hours later, before elimination)
It was night time as the Cruise ship had sailed away from Kanto.
Togepi noticed the boys were talking about who to eliminate as she floated on the pool on a duckie.
"Come on man, it just makes sense! Who would you rather keep? A muscle man? Or a guy the size of a mussel!" Heatmor told them.
"True that does make sense.." Ninjask told Skarmory.
"It's decided then." Skarmory smirks.
Togepi looked sad.
"Hey dork what's up?" Squirtle grins.
"What do you want..." Togepi looked down.
"Dude you gotta stop being a downer for Muk, what he did sucked but it's over." Squirtle shrugged.
"It's not as easy as just letting it go you blue dummy! You never laid a piece of shit and then they stole your money!" Togepi glares.
"True true... but you still can't sulk over the past too much, if you do that nothing will really change brah... only you can decide what you wanna feel like." Squirtle shrugged as he got in the pool and began swimming around.
"So what I'm just supposed to ignore that nothing happened? That Muk is just gonna stay here taunting me about how he fucked me over the prize last season... LITERALLY!!!!" Togepi screams.
"Dude... you just gotta let go... being depressed over it just won't change the fact that Muk doesn't care... but what will show him is you doing your best I challenges and hopefully you'll outlast that bastard!" Squirtle grins.
"Thanks Squirtle.. I really needed this talk... I'll show Muk what he did to me doesn't affect me anymore, thank you so much..." Togepi smiled at him.
"Hehe no worries bro, I'm only doing this cause I'm your rival and only I can make you sad, not that ugly piece of muck hehe!" Squirtle pushed Togepi off her tube duck and she giggled as she began splashing water on Squitle, they both laughed.
Then the scene turned black as if changed, the cruise ship horns began to sound as the first elimination ceremony was begining
(Dramatic Music)
Every member of Unnamed Team was sitting on the floor
"Second lost of the no namers, well hopefully you all know who to vote off this time!" Mew winked
Scorbunny (Unnamed Team: The Sporty): She was looking at two images we could only see the blank back side off, and didn't know who to vote
OOM-6 (Unnamed Team: The Security Droid): She just blankly stared at the camera
In (Unnamed Team: The Twin): He voted himself
Klefki (Unnamed Team: The Anti-Profanity): "I revived my team, so they all like me now, this is so flipping cool!" She smiled.
DeeDee (Unnamed Team: The Twin): She smiles as she placed the image of In inside the box.
"Players safe is... DeeDee and OOM-6!" Mew threw them pumpkins.
"Ludicolo, Wooloo and Scorbunny!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.
Klefki looked worried around her and In looked super bored.
"The final player safe is..." Mew paused.
Klefki was now feeling a bit worried while In just crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.
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"IN! It seems you're still In! The game... hehe get it." Mew smiles.
"Die." In told her.
"Damn rude.." Mew frowns.
"W-what?! Why would you all fricking vote me, I revived you I am like super nice!" Klekfi yells.
"Uhh you are also useless chica." Ludicolo told her.
"Plus you kinds ditched us in Ultra Space." Wooloo frowned.
Pumpkingking teleported her to the Plank of Shame.
"Ugh you're all such butts! I can't believe I flipping thought all you eggheads were my friEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!" Klefki lost the ability to levitate and she fell onto the water sinking.
"Spazz." In told her as he stood up walked away.
"Next team!" Mew announced.
(Elimination Zone)
The Leftovers were sitting on the floor.
"Ahh the Leftovers, why do you love elimination so much you keep coming back?" Mew giggles.
"Shut it!" Skarmory growls.
Ninjask (The Leftovers: The Best): He looked bored as he voted Joltik.
Joltik (The Leftovers: The Idiot): He smiles and voted for Ninjask.
Heatmor (The Leftovers: The Fiery Temper): He smirks as he voted for Joltik.
Seismitoad (The Leftovers: The Nitwit): He giggled and voted Ninjask!
"Skarmory and Muk are safe!" Mew announced.
"So is Heatmor and Seismitoad!" Pumpkingking told them
"It's down to the two smallest members of the team, I wonder who they think the more useful one is... well the answer is..." Mew paused.
Ninjask looked smug and overconfident, Joltik was panicking and going bug eyed like in cartoons.
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"Yep its Ninjask, sorry Little Old Joltik but you're gone!" Mew smiles.
"Awe man this stinks..." Joltik frowned as he walked towards the Plank of Shame.
"He's taking it better than I thought." Heatmor looked impressed crossing his arms.
"Noooo little buddy! I'll miss you!" Seismitoad looked extremely sad.
"Hehe don't worry big buddy! You can win, just do your best and have fun! Woohoo!" Joltik jumped off the plank onto the water.
Seismitoad looked sad as he saw his friend jump off.
"Well this elimination is over! Call in the next batch!" Mew announced.
The cruise ship horns sounded again to call the next team to come.
(Dramatic Music)
Only members of Kawaii Squad were on the floor.
"Kawaii Squad losing twice is a row? Mid leadership~" Mew winked.
"ÒWÓ I am like doing my best to help my Kawaii team so shush!" Yanma placed her little hands on her hip.
"I wonder what the team thinks however~" Mew winked at the cameras.
Togepi (The Eggstrovert): She smiles and placed the image of Yanma on the box.
Yanma (The Weeb): "Goodbye!" She placed an unknown picture on the box.
Chandelure (The Emo Goth): "She's so annoying..." She placed the image of Yanma on the box.
Cyndaquil (The Nerdy Geek): "I gotta help my girlfriend..." He sighed and looked at a picture, but we couldn't see who it was.
"Players safe are Grotle and Alcreamie!" Mew threw them pumpkins.
"Also safe is Cyndaquil and Togepi!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.
Togepi smiled at hers and ate it in one gulp, without chewing.
"How..." Cyndaquil mumbled
Togepi just looked a him smiling and shrugged
"Also safe is Chandelure!" Mew announced
"...uh that's unexpected?" Chandelure looked impressed Yanma didn't vote for her
"Yanma and Squirtle is our bottom two, both of you aren't liked by your team, but who is the most disliked!?" Mew asked
"It can't be me I am a Kawaii princess desu hot leader role model!" Yanma did ahegao noises
Her team cringed
"It also can't be me, this team isn't dumb enough to vote off their physically strongest member yet!" Squirtle smirks smugly as he flexed his muscles and kissed his biceps, he kept holding onto that flexing pose.
"The player eliminated is..." Mew paused grinning.
Yanma was panicking and saying a bunch of random anime name titles in Japanese while Squirtle was still flexing and looking smugly at the camera, but every second his name wasn't said his smile looked a bit more fake and he sweated in fear.
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"Sorry Squirtle Dysfunction but you're eliminated." Mew shrugged.
"BRO WHAT?!" Squirtle looked shocked.
"Why would you eliminated him?" Togepi yells.
"I thought he was the reason you were so upset..." Grotle frowned.
"I voted whoever Grotle told me to vote." Alcreamie shrugged.
"And I voted for the creepy weeb girl!" Squirtle pointed at Yanma.
"Like rude, traitor!" Yanma did a Òwó face.
"Wouldn't that be a tie? Four votes squirtle and four votes Yanma?" Cyndaquil asked.
"Well actually take a good look at what this dumbass did!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and an old TV appeared, we zoomed inside the TV.
Squirtle (Kawaii Squad: The Jock): "Hehe bye bye bug weirdo!" He grins and grabbed and image and placed it on the box, then Pumpkingking used his magic to make us see the scene from Squirtles point of view.
He said his line grabbed the picture of HIMSELF (which was next to Yanmas) and placed on the box.
(The Confessional ended)
Gasps!
Squirtle looked absolutely horrified.
"Nyahahaha you goofy baka Squirtle, you eliminated yourself XDXDXD LMFAO ROLF!!!!" Yanma face was the laughing crying emoji.
"Ugh dude this shit sucks!!!!" Squirtle screamed and kicked the ground in anger.
"Squirtle... it... wasn't your fault.. we all do mistakes.." Togepi frowned.
"Yeah yeah whatever bro.. just do me one favor got it!" Squirtle spoke as he began walking to the Plank of Shame.
"What is it?" Togepi asked.
"Make sure that Yanma and Muk go down!" Squirtle smirks at her and then looked confused. "Wait a second.. isn't that two favOOOORRRRSSSSS!!!!" Squirtle screamed as the plank dropped him.
Togepi looked very sad seeing the athletic turtle go away.
Chandelure glared at Yanma who was doing Kawaii poses in front of a camera, next to her Cyndaquil sighed sadly.
"I'm very sorry Togepi, I didn't know he was your friend..." Grotle frowned, Alcreamie nodded.
"It's fine... Muk was the real one who hurt me... and I just want you all to help me payback at him..." Togepi smiles at her team.
"Of course we'll help you Togepi." Chandelure smiles.
"I suggest we vote off Yanma next." Alcreamie whispered.
"I'm down." Grotle nods.
"Finally good news." Chandelure grins.
"Thanks everyone, let's do a better job tomorrow!" Togepi smiles.
"Awe this after elimination scene ks cute and all but we are kinda in a tight schedule so... Next team!!!!" Mew yells, every member of Kawaii Squad leaves towards their rooms.
The boat gives another horn as the final team walked in for their elimination.
(Dramatic Music)
"And finally Sea Pearl Crew! Already sank so fast? You just eliminated someone yesterday!" Mew grins.
"We had to fight a damn Lugia..." Dusclops glared.
"Yeah it was awful..." Magby frowned.
"I'm surprised we made it out with everyone alive.." Gardevoir looked sad.
"I might have died once or twice on the inside while being chased..." Trubbish frowned.
"Well I already got all your votes so let's see who will leave first ones safe is... Gardevoir and Dusclops!" Mew gave them pumpkins
"Also safe Magby and Numel!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins
"Vespiqueen you don't need to worry you are also safe!" Mew gave her a pumpkin
"Ah thanks for this vegetable!" Vespiqueen smiled at it, Numel facepalmed
"It's down to the dirty and the clean! Only one will stay and that is not-" Mew paused
Trubbish didn't really look worried but he was frowning, Galarian Ponyta was doing her best to comb herself
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"Oh who am I kidding, it's obvious GP is gone, the only vote that wasn't for hers was well hers... she voted for Trubbish." Mew looked bored as she threw Trubbish the final pumpkin.
"What... he's nasty..." Galarian Ponyta glared.
"Excuse me!" Gardevoir glared back.
"Get that bitch outta here!" Magby growls.
"Bye Felicia!" Vespiqueen waves at her.
Both Numel and Dusclops looked like they didn't care Galarian Ponyta was psychically grabbed and placed on the Plank of Shame.
"Whatever, see if I care! This show was gross and nasty and dirty anyway! I hope you all get ganGREEEENNNNNNNN!" Galarian Ponyta screamed as she was pushed off the plank by psychic force, like always.
"What a freak." Numel rolled his eyes and began walking to his room.
"Sheesh was I that cleanness obsessed back then, I'll admit it was very cringe seeing her worry about every little speck of dirt..." Vespiqueen shrugged.
Dusclops just flew to his room.
Magby noticed Gardevoir was looking at his sad Trubbish brother and decided to give them some space, so he went to his room.
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"Maybe GP is right, maybe I am gross..." Trubbish looked sad.
"Psh don't listen to that dumb horse little brother... she's just dumb, saying you're gross is like saying mom, dad, your brothers, sisters and I are gross... cause we are all from the same family, we are all the same." Gardevoir smiles at him.
"Thanks Gardevoir, you... should really visit mom and dad... they're worried about you." Trubbish told them.
"Yeah...I haven't seen them in a while..." Gardevoir frowned. "Now come on lets go, we have a big day tomorrow." He smiled at his brother and Trubbish smiled back as he walked to the sleeping quarters.
"Wow many players walked the plank today! So many ties! Well we gonna see what kind of action, romance and drama happens next time on.. Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced as the ship tooted its horns and sailed across the night ocean.
Teamworkers:
Totodile, Solrock, Lunatone, Druddigon, Foe, Volcarona, Lucario
Dumbinator:
Crack-A-Chu, Dragonair, Flareon, Sylveon, Jigglypuff, Musharna, Vanillish
Sea Pearl Crew:
Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops
Roger Roger:
Mawile, Bergmite, Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Roger
IDTAHSWY:
Psyduck, Cryogonal, Gumshoos G Trump, Salazzle, Drifblim, Eiscue, Stonjourner
Kawaii Squad:
Cyndaquil, Yanma, Grotle, Togepi, Chandelure, Alcreamie
Unnamed Team:
Ludicolo, Wooloo, Scorbunny, In, DeeDee, OOM-6
The Leftovers:
Skarmory, Muk, Ninjask, Seismitoad, Heatmor