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BGM: Accordion Brumm (Hollow Knight)
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the theater of joy and fear! We will be delighted if you take your seat and relax as we prepare for our performance! I am your host for this evening, Grimm, as we shall take you on a journey through happiness and pain! Welcome, my friends! Welcome to-"
SUPER RWBY SISTERS: FANTASIA
Grimm appeared on the conductor's platform as his followers clapped and roared at his entrance. He bowed to them as he conjured his baton.
"As you all already know, summer is almost over and school is just around the corner." Grimm said as he straightened himself back up. "But why not take a trip down memory lane? Even if the past is forgettable, sometimes it is fine to act young and selfish."
"Let us begin our performance with a song that some of you may remember!" He said he turned towards the stage. He lifted his baton as musical instruments of all kinds appeared before his eyes as the instruments readied themselves upon his command. The giant red lantern descended from the ceiling as the curtains began to rise.
In the Backyard of the Xiao Long Family's House…
SONG: PHINEAS AND FERB THEME SONG
On the wall of a house, a calendar that represented the days flew by as papers with the dates were torn off.
THERE'S A HUNDRED-AND-FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT!
As the papers were torn off and flown from the walls, a forest was present as Ruby and Oran were resting beneath it as they watched the clouds go by.
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM OF OUR GENERATION IS FINDIN' A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT!
And it was then a grin began to form on Ruby's face as an idea came to her mind.
LIKE
MAY-
-BE!
BUILDIN' A ROCKET-
It was then Ruby and Oran were now floating on Remnant's shattered moon as they jumped off Olimar's spaceship, the S.S. Dolphin.
OR FIGHTIN' A MUMMY-
It then transits to Ruby, with Oran on her shoulders, who were now in a boxing match against a Cofagrigus in Relic Castle.
OR CLIMBIN' UP THE EIFFEL TOWER!
Ruby and Oran then were depicted scaling the CCT Tower in Beacon with only a line of rope as they tried to reach the top.
It was also then that Ruby, in a conductor's outfit, was teaching a couple of Eiscues, Piplups and Prinplups how to play the trumpet as Oran joined them.
DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
In a forest, Oran and Ruby were standing by a yellow cloth that was covering something as Oran grabbed it and removed it. That thing that was hidden beneath the yellow cloth was the plot of RWBY Volume 5-8.
"Hey!" Ruby exclaimed as she snapped a photo of it.
OR GIVIN' A MONKEY A SHOWER!
Then Ruby and Oran were seen in their house as they were giving Kala a bubble bath. Ruby had an unamused look on her face as Oran took a basin of water and poured it down on Kala's back.
"Remind me again why am I taking a bath?" Kala asked.
"When's the last time you ever bathe?" Ruby sarcastically asked before she gestured to Kala to smell herself.
Kala sniffed her unscrubbed armpit before flinching at the smell. "Fair point."
It then cuts back to Ruby in her conductor's outfit as she begins to rev up to the beat. The Eiscues, Piplups, and Prinplups were now playing the electric guitars while Oran was banging the drums. Strangely, Ibuki was also there as she joined the penguins with her own electric guitar.
SURFIN' TIDAL WAVES-
Ruby and Oran, now in swimsuits, were now surfing in Alola with Umber, Xena, and Yagami on Mantines.
CREATIN' NANOBOTS-
Ruby and Oran were now in a lab as they were experimenting with nanomachines with Miu and Pietro. Chiaki was there as well and she hoped the two of them did not create a Resident Evil version of their world.
Raiden, who came from Snake's Dimension, happened to be passing by as he noticed what Ruby and Oran were doing. Immediately, flashbacks filled the cyborg's mind as he recalled his fight with Armstrong.
OR LOCATIN' FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN!
In Dracula's Castle, Ruby and Oran were now helping one of the imps to repair Frankenstein after Chrom accidentally destroyed him during one of the matches. It was then Oran and the imp was looking at Frankenstein's skull as they examined the empty space that was where his brain was placed.
"It's over here!" Ruby shouted to the two of them as they turned around and saw her pointing at the organ that was resting behind the stabilizing equipment.
FINDIN' A DODO BIRD!
Ruby and Oran were now hiking a mountain as they noticed a Doduo leaping off the ledge before using Fly as it soared off into the horizon.
"How in the world does it fly when it doesn't even have wings at all?" Ruby asked her adopted brother who shrugged with confusion.
"I have no idea myself." Oran said.
PAINTIN' A CONTINENT!
It was then Ruby and Oran were now piloting a helicopter over the Splatlands as the helicopter itself was equipped with a giant Splat-Roller that has orange paint. The paint roller touched the ground as they began to paint the surface.
However…
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" An Inkling shouted from below as Inklings, Octolings, and many different lifeforms were now running away from the giant Splat-Roller to prevent themselves from getting splatted.
Back in the helicopter, Oran grimaced as he heard the fearful and agonizing screams from below. He turned towards his adopted sister who also shared the same look as he has.
"This was a terrible idea!" Oran said as Ruby nodded. Immediately, they lifted the Splat-Roller off the ground and steered the helicopter out of the Splatlands to prevent the risk of getting arrested.
OR DRIVIN' YOUR SISTER INSANE!
Ruby and Oran are now back in the house as they begin to doodle on a picture of Yang. With a brush at hand, Ruby began to draw a monocle, a mustache, and a beard while Oran laughed.
However, the photo begins to move as it is revealed to be the actual Yang. She was furious that her face was drawn on as her Semblance began to activate.
"Ruby!" She angrily shouted.
AS YOU CAN SEE THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL!
The scene then transits to Yang speaking to Claude on her Scroll while Ruby, in her Zinogre form, was pulling a wagon that held a large Copperajah with Oran supporting her on the back. Zwei, the family corgi, was following right behind them in the backyard.
"Come on Zwei!" Ruby shouted as Yang stopped talking and looked behind her to see what her siblings were up to.
SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT ALL!
It was then that Ruby, Oran, and Zwei's heads appeared in small holes before it was revealed that Yang was playing a Whack-A-Mole game with a toy mallet. Yet, it was immediately stopped as Nora suddenly came in with Magnhild as she swung it down and destroyed the machine in the process.
SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT ALL!
It was then Ruby, Oran, and surprisingly Ibuki with her electric guitar, jammed to the beat before posing as the iconic logo: Phineas and Ferb, descended. Yang then appeared as she noticed the sign.
"Hold up for a second…" Yang said as she grabbed a marker from her pocket and approached the logo. She crossed it off before grabbing a sign from Ibuki and wrote on it. She hung it up as she had written: Ruby and Oran.
"Better!" Yang smiled before realizing she had forgotten something important. "Oh yeah! Mom! Ruby and Oran are making a title sequence!"
SONG: END
"Wait…" Ruby paused before she, Yang, and Oran looked at Ibuki. "Why are you here?"
"Ibuki wanted to have more appearance since literally this is Fantasia after all! And the author promised me to make my appearance more frequent." The Ultimate Musician explained.
"I guess that makes sense…" Ruby said as Ibuki finished it with the swing of the guitar.
In Hammerlocke (Months before Partners in Time)...
SONG: S.I.M.P. (SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS) (PHINEAS AND FERB)
Gloria, who had just arrived in Hammerlocke after completing her Fourth Gym Badge smiled as she strolled through the streets. Her mind wandered around as she recalled Hop's strange behavior after the battle with Bede. She was worried for him as a friend since she knew he was not himself lately.
Unknown to her, a kid with a blue cap mischievously chuckled as he set his eyes on her. He knew she was a trainer aiming to beat Leon, the current Champion of Galar. He planned on stealing her gym badges and Pokemon so he can aim to the top all on his own.
Slowly, he took out an Oran Berry and two Pokeballs. The two Pokeballs opened, revealing two Skwovets as they jittered around their trainer. The boy showed the two Cheeky Pokemon the Oran Berry as he threw it. The Berry landed in Gloria's pants as the two Skwovets immediately followed suit.
Gloria, who felt the berry, wondered what it was doing there before the Skwovets jumped in and caused her to squirm. She moved as quickly as she could to get the Skwovets out of her pants.
"NOW SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, EVERYBODY SCREAM!" Two rappers in the distance spoke out loud in the microphone as they jammed to the music on the radio. They heard screaming and saw Gloria trying to get rid of the Skwovets.
"THERE'S FOCKIN' SKWOVETS IN MY PANTS!" Gloria yelled which got the two rappers to flinch.
"Dear Arceus, she's Scottish!" The two rappers thought in unison before they saw a large crowd forming to see the performance.
"TELL ME WHAT'S MAKIN' YOU JUMP LIKE THAT" The first rapper sang while Gloria still tried to get the Pokemon away from her pants.
"S-I-M-P SKOWEVTS IN MY PANTS!" The crowd shouted.
"AIN'T GOT NO CHICKENS. AIN'T GOT NO RATS." The rapper said.
"S-I-M-P" The crowd sang before Gloria finished the verse. "SKWOVETS IN MY PANTS!"
"S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P THEN MAYBE YOU CAN BE MOVIN' LIKE ME!" The first rapper said.
"STEP RIGHT OVER AND PUT IT DOWN" He continued to sing.
"SKWOVETS! SKWOVETS!" Gloria screamed while the rappers in the back began to mimic her.
"STEP RIGHT OVER AND WATCH ME PUT IT- S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P!" The two rappers sang in unison.
"WHO DO YOU GOT BACK HOME WATERIN' YOUR PLANTS?" The second rapper asked.
"S-I-M-P SKWOVETS IN MY PANTS!" The chorus sang while the crowd jammed to the music. Unknown to them, Raihan and Gordie were also there as well with Sonia who was wondering where Gloria is.
"HOW CAN I QUALIFY FOR GOVERNMENT GRAAAANTS?" The first rapper asked.
"S-I-M-P SKWOVETS IN MY PANTS!" The crowd sang once more.
"YEAH, HYPNOTIZE ME, PUT ME IN A TRANCE!" The second rapper sang.
"S-I-M-P SKWOVETS IN MY PANTS!" The crowd shouted while Gloria still struggled.
"GOT AN AUNT FLORENCE LIVING IN FRANCE!" The first rapper shouted.
"What the heck is France?" The second rapper asked.
"No idea man. That idea just came into my head." He shrugged.
"SHE CAN'T SEE THE-" The crowd sang.
"SKWOVETS IN MY PANTS!" Gloria shouted.
"STEP RIGHT OVER AND PUT IT DOWN" The first rapper said.
"SKWOVETS! SKWOVETS!" Gloria screech.
"STEP RIGHT OVER AND WATCH ME PUT IT- S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P!" The two rappers sang the final verse.
SONG: END
Gloria let out a final scream before she fell down. Her legs dangled in the air as the two Skwovets came out from her leggings and scurried away.
"Wow…" The first rapper said. "She has actually Skwovets in her pants."
The two Skwovets scurried towards their trainer who was surprised that the two Cheeky Pokemon did not take her Pokeballs or her Gym Badges.
"So it was you…" Gloria's voice rang out as she heard the boy. The two rappers jumped back as Gloria went back on her feet. Her eyes glared daggers into the boy's soul as the crowd slowly stepped back between the two of them.
"U-U-Um… I'm sorry…" The boy apologized as he tried to place the blame on the two Skwovets. Yet, as soon as he looked down, he saw his Pokemon absent and had run away from Gloria's ire.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Gloria growled as she began to chase the boy who started fleeing.
"So…" Gordie turned towards Raihan. "Should we…"
"Nah, I'd rather not face a Scottish's wrath." Raihan said. "Besides, I've been noticing trainers having their personal belongings stolen by two Skwovets. If anything, that kid really deserves it."
"Oh boy…" Sonia muttered as she rushed after Gloria.
In Atlas…
SONG: DRUSSELSTEIN DRIVING TEST WALTZ (PHINEAS AND FERB)
Ruby sat patiently in a car with her boyfriend Pit. She had recently decided to try to have a driver's license so she had been practicing. Yet, that practice was more specifically tied to Mario Kart and the Exo Tank that Pit drove around during their time in Skyworld.
Now, she and Pit were waiting on top of a steep hill for the driving inspector to arrive. She awkwardly looked around before she decided to strike a conversation.
"Hey Pit, thanks for coming with me!" Ruby said to her boyfriend who blushed.
"Yeah, I want to see you pass and provide moral support!" Pit smiled.
As the two chuckled, they were immediately interrupted by a cough. They stopped before turning towards the right window of the car. Outside, there was a middle-aged man wearing winter gear, firm glasses, and a clipboard that showed Ruby's driving score.
"I hope I'm not interrupting something pleasant am I?" The driving examiner asked while Pit and Ruby collected themselves.
"S-Sorry, I'm just helping my girlfriend be confident!" Pit stuttered on his words as both of their faces were red.
"Well that's fine, as long as you two are okay when the driving test ends!" The examiner smiled. "Anyways, I am Ronald Liser. And you must be Ruby Rose, correct?"
"Yes I am!" Ruby nodded.
"Okay! Before we begin, let's start off with signals and contraption location!" Mr. Liser said as he began to ask Ruby to locate the levers and buttons for car signals, windshield wipers, and gas lid. He then told her the basic hand gestures to which she responded after doing so.
"Good! Now then!" Mr. Liser smiled. "Ruby Rose! Do you attest that you take this driving test of your own free will?"
'Why do I have a bad feeling about this?' Pit thought as dread crawled up his spine.
"Yes! Yes I do!" Ruby replied.
"Then you may go!" Mr. Liser shouted.
"W-Wait! Aren't you supposed to be seated here to evaluate my girlfriend's test?" Pit asked in a panicked voice as he realized something was wrong.
"Oh no, I'll be at the finish line!" Mr. Liser said.
"Um…" Ruby looked at the front view as she saw how steep and tall the hill was. It was about twenty feet tall and the path was treacherous. "Could we do this on another day?"
"Y-Yeah, why don't we reschedule this some time and place else!" Pit frantically nodded.
As the two of them were internally panicking, Mr. Liser grabbed a Pokeball from his back and tossed it behind them. Upon opening itself, a Dubwool appeared.
"Dubwool, use Take Down!" Mr. Liser ordered as the Sheep Pokemon obliged. It rushed towards the back of the car as it rammed its head on it. The car forcefully moved forward as Pit and Ruby began to scream. The car immediately went downhill as Mr. Liser and Dubwool watched them.
TURN!
YIELD!
HALT!
The test begins as Ruby and Pit run over the Turn, Yield, and Halt signs. The car was moving at an uncontrollable speed as Ruby tried her best to slow the vehicle down.
IF YOU FAIL YOU KNOW-
WHO'S-
AT-
FAULT!
Inside the car, Pit braced himself for dear life as his eyes jolted to his girlfriend for confidence. However, Ruby was also panicking as held the steering wheel while also bumping into obstacles and trying to avoid any casualties.
AVOID VEHICULAR ASSAULT!
AS YOU'RE DOING THE ATLESIAN DRIVING TEST WALTZ!
A shepherd was moving Wooloo and Mareep on the road before the Pokemon frantically left. She was confused before turning around to see the car running towards her. She immediately jumped out of the way as the car continued down its dangerous path.
GAS!
SHIFT!
BREAK!
Back in the car, Ruby frantically stepped on the gas pedal, shifted the car engine, and pressed the break.
DRINKING MILK'S A BIG MISTAKE!
Ruby tried to calm herself with a warm canister of milk before she hit a bump on the road. The canister jumped from her arm before splashing over Pit's face.
"Sorry!" Ruby quickly apologized.
"Watch out Ruby!" Pit yelled.
TRY NOT TO PLUNGE INTO THE LAKE!
WHEN YOU'RE DOING THE ATLESIAN DRIVING TEST WALTZ!
There was a frozen lake on the path as people were ice-skating and Pokemon were relaxing. However, as soon as they saw the car, nearly everyone immediately ran. Yet, some of them were not unlucky as when the car hit the ice, it broke as people fell into the cold water.
USE TWO HANDS WHEN YOU STEER!
AND CHECK IN ZE MIRROR!
Ruby, inside the car, held her hands on the wheel before checking her rear-mirror over head.
WHAT YOU SEE MAY BE NEARER, DON'T LAY ON ZE HORN!
A large truck appeared right behind them as it was slowly approaching. Panicking, Ruby pressed the horn to tell the driver that they're present.
SEE THE TRAFFIC COP BOSSING!
PEDESTRIANS CROSSING!
By the borders of Mantle, Fiona was helping people cross the street as she allowed them to go.
NEVER DRIVE WHEN YOU'RE FLOSSING!
YOU'LL WISH YOU WEREN'T BORN!
Ruby was now flossing her teeth as she noticed something was stuck.
"RUBY!" Pit shouted as he pointed towards the pedestrians.
Ruby immediately made several sharp turns as Fiona fell on her back and everyone else ran from the incoming car.
BELT YOURSELF!
ONLY WAY TO PROTECT YOUR HEALTH!
Pit immediately grabbed more seatbelts as he quickly strapped himself for dear life. His life was now flashing before his eyes as Ruby continued to drive down the streets of Mantle while avoiding crashing into the apartments and buildings.
LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS ALL YOUR HARD-EARNED WEALTH
Pit picked up a large piece of paper and a quill as he began to write his will. Only for him to stop himself. He realized he has one fatal mistake.
'I don't even know how to write or read!' Pit silently cried as he knew his will would be meaningless.
IF YOU CROAK IF YOU'RE BOLDLY EMBARKING!
AND PARALLEL PARKING!
Ruby, haphazardly, drove and made sharp turns before entering a tunnel. As they exited, Ruby then tried to parallel park but only to crash into the wall of a residential building since the car was going too fast.
AND ACING THE WRITTEN!
LOOK OUT FOR ZE KITTEN!
As Ruby was now doing her written test, which she had forgotten to do, Pit saw a Purrloin hitting the front-view mirror in panic. He saw the Dark-type Pokemon flying overhead as he prayed for the Pokemon's life.
Thankfully, the people who had moved out of the way catched it before looking on towards the mayhem that Ruby is causing.
NO TIME FOR HIGH-FIVING!
YOU'RE BARELY SURVIVING-
The car jumped off the dirt ramp and crashed into a cliff railing as Ruby and Pit began to fall. They hug themselves as they were frightened to meet their end through a car crash.
THE DANGEROUS ATLESIAN DRIVING TEST WALTZ!
Miraculously, the car landed on its four wheels as it bounced towards the finish line.
SONG: END
As the car landed on the finish line, Ruby and Pit were now holding onto each other as they were shivering and crying.
"Welcome back Ms. Rose!" Mr. Liser said as he was standing by the finish line. "I'm afraid I have bad news. You failed."
"But… there's always a second chance right?" While he was talking, his Dubwool immediately bolted as it noticed things would get ugly.
Mr. Liser looked up from his clipboard as he saw Ruby in her Zinogre form and Pit beginning to use his Final Smash.
"Um…" He anxiously chuckled. "No hard feelings…?"
On an unknown stage…
SONG: EVIL TONIGHT (PHINEAS AND FERB)
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Heroes and lovely readers of all ages, I, Hades, Lord of the Underworld, proudly present to you-" Hades appeared and shouted on the microphone. "The SRS Villain Pageant!"
Hades moved out of the way as the curtains rises and the music begins to play.
It was then villains and former villains from previous Super RWBY Sister stories appeared on stage as a disco ball, which was Void Termina itself, descended from the ceiling and spin.
"IF YOU WANNA SEE EVIL TONIGHT AT ITS BEST"
"WE'RE THE CRUELEST OF PEOPLE, PUT US TO THE TEST!"
On the left hand side, Kronya, Pete, and Gaston came forward before being followed by Medusa, Felix, Locus, Princess Shroob, and Fawful as they danced.
"IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HEINOUS AND INIQUITOUS ACTS!"
On the right side, Cackletta, Meta, and Captain Syrup danced with Ridley, Dark Samus, Damian, and the BFFs.
"ETHICS CANNOT CONTAIN US, SIT BACK AND RELAX!"
"ONE OF THESE CATS WILL BE OUR VILLAINOUS STARS"
"SO WITHOUT ADO, HERE THEY ARE!"
Seryu and Adam looked at each other as they nodded their heads to the beat while everyone else looked towards the participants.
It was then a spotlight came down to the stage as Calasmos appeared while everyone else danced.
"I AM CALASMOS FROM THE FEEBLE WORLD OF ERDEA, HOME TO THE GREAT YGGDRASIL" Calasmos introduced himself. "FOR NOW…"
Then, it was Salem's turn.
"I AM SALEM, THE MOTHER OF ALL GRIMM! THE BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN OF ALL REMNANT AND-" Salem stopped as she realized something was wrong when she was now reading her speech and burned it. "WAIT! WHO SWITCHED MY-"
Calasmos laughed while Salem angrily left the stage. Then Dark Ruby appeared as she had a cocky grin on her face.
"I AM DARK RUBY AND I AM THE BETTER VILLAIN THAN ALL OF YOU!" She declared. "ALL OF YOU SUCK AND ARE BELOW ME!"
"OF COURSE THE SRS BY-LAWS WHICH GOVERNS US ALL-"
Vanitas, Tyrain, Watts, Aria, Donovan, Ghiraham, Dimentio, and Honest danced as they began to state the rule of the pageant.
"SAY TO ENTER THIS PAGEANT YOU MUST BE THIS TALL"
Dr. Facilier conjured a tape measure as he stopped it at 5 '9". He went over to Dark Ruby and measured her to which she only reached about 5 '2".
"SO DISQUALIFIED!"
"What? You can't do that!" Dark Ruby growled.
"YES! WE! CAN!"
"WHY?!" She growled before noticing a trapdoor opened beneath her feet. "OH BLEEP YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
Dark Ruby fell through the trapdoor as it shut itself.
"'CAUSE WE'RE EVIL!"
"EVIL!"
"EVIL TONIGHT!"
Everyone danced as Maleficent, Dry Bowser, Bowser, Salem, and Calasmos came out from the curtains before posing.
SONG: END
"And here we have it everyone!" Hades announced as he reappeared. "The participants of the SRS Villain Pageant. Stay tuned and don't miss out on the events we have in store!"
Outside from the TV in Sojiro's cafe, Chiaki and Futaba watched in pure bafflement.
"What the heck did we just watch?" Futaba asked.
"I have no idea…" Chiaki shook her head.
In Mario Stadium…
SONG: SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU (PHINEAS AND FERB)
"Thank you for coming everybody!" Ruby shouted as there were people in the stadium seats watching her. "It's been a great time with you all this summer and we all have fun!"
"Yet Summer is coming to an end and it will be our last time that we will meet you all." Ruby said with a somber tone. "But… even though our time is coming to an end, we will all go out with a bang!"
"HIT IT GUYS!"
Jaune, Ren, Sun, Neptune, Scarlet, Sage, Mario, and Luigi played the trumpets as the music began.
"IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG DAY AND THERE WERE MOMENTS WHERE I DOUBTED." Ruby began to sing.
"THAT WE'D EVER REACH THE POINT WHERE WE CAN LAUGH AND SING ABOUT IT." Pit joined her.
"NOW THE SUN HAS SET ON THIS ANOTHER EXTRAORDINARY DAY." Ruby and Pit sang together as Team JINXY, Rantaro, Team CVFY, and Team ATMC jumped in dancing. "AND WHEN IT COMES AROUND AGAIN YOU KNOW I'LL SAY…"
The trumpets blared as Gonta and Daruk hit the drums.
"TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TODAY." Ruby and Pit sang next to Oran and Ibuki who were both playing the electric guitar with a smile. "ALL WE NEED IS A PLACE TO START, IF WE HAVE HEART, WE'LL MAKE IT, 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT MESSIN' AROUND!"
"WE'RE NOT MESSIN' AROUND!" Mona, Anthony, Jennifer, Camrin, Chloe, and Zoey smiled.
"YES WE CAN DREAM IT, DO IT, BUILD IT, MAKE IT." Ruby ran past a line where the Hoshidian Royal Family were dancing with their retainers while Pit ran by the other line that had the Nohrian Royal Family and their retainers. "I KNOW WE CAN REALLY TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN!"
Frederick pulled a rope that raised a paper-mache sun while the Ylissesian Royal Family sang.
"Three! Two! One! Go!" Nora and Pyrrha shouted.
"AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP YOU GOTTA MAKE YOUR MOVE." Ruby sang and danced as she was accompanied by Lucas, Ness, and Inkling Boy and Girl.
"DON'T MISS THE BEAT, JUST GET INTO THE GROOVE!" Pit said as he was with the Koopalings: Bowser Jr, Wendy, Ludwig, and Morton.
"THE SUN IS SHININ', THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU CAN DO." Ruby and Pit sing together as Gloria, Marnie, Bede, Hop, Umber, Guzma, Lilie, Gladion, Bea, Klara, and Avery dance behind them.
"A LOT THAT YOU CAN DO!"
"THERE'S A WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR. WHY SETTLE FOR A LITTLE, YOU CAN GET MUCH MORE!" Pit and Ruby were now on a gondola boat as it was being pushed by Sakura Ogami while they passed the dancing Keyblade Wielders. Pit held an oar that helped steer while Ruby was holding an umbrella that was in the shape of a rose.
"DON'T NEED AN INVITATION, EVERY DAY IS NEW." Ruby and Pit came to the stage as they got off the boat. "YES, IT'S TRUE:"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit shouted towards the audience as they began to dance.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit sing and dance.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO EVERYONE, SO HAVE SOME FUN. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER TO DO. SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit rock their heads while Oran and Ibuki revved up their electric guitars.
As the trumpets flared and the music swells, Pit and Ruby saw Yang, Weiss, and Blake who brought their own microphones.
"Hey, Ruby! Mine if we take this verse?" Yang asked with a smile as Weiss and Blake were eager to join.
"Go right ahead girls!" Ruby cheered.
"I TRAVELED HALFWAY 'ROUND THE WORLD AND ALMOST TURNED AND RAN AWAY." Blake sang first. "BUT YOU HELPED ME GET MY COURAGE BACK, SO I'VE GOT TO SAY…"
"THAT THOUGH I'VE OFTEN THOUGHT OF YOU AS JUST A NUISANCE AND A BOTHER." Weiss said as she smiled at Ruby.
"TODAY I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING BETTER LITTLE-" Yang sang but stopped as she somehow could not find the word. "-er siblings? Teammate?"
"Whatever floats your boat Sis." Ruby answered.
"Okay then…" Yang shrugged as Weiss continued the song.
"AND YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, SO TODAY BELIEVED IN YOU. AND YOU CAME THROUGH, WE MADE IT. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD." Weiss said as she was accompanied by the Ultimates who were dancing along to the music.
"NEVER BEEN SO PROUD!" Ruby followed along.
"I KNOW AT FIRST IT SEEMED IMPLAUSIBLE, BUT WE ACCOMPLISHED THE IMPOSSIBLE. NOW THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I'VE GOT TO SAY OUT LOUD~" Blake and Yang sang together.
"TIME IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, SO TAKE A CHANCE!" Blake sings.
"THAT'S IT!" Ruby said.
"LIFE IS FULL OF MUSIC SO YOU OUGHT TO DANCE!" Yang smiled.
"SHE'S GOT IT!" Ruby shouted.
"THE WORLD'S A STAGE AND IT IS TIME FOR YOUR DEBUT!" Weiss said.
"IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DEBUT!"
"BY OUM, I THINK THEY GOT IT!" Ruby said.
"DON'T WASTE A MINUTE SITTING ON THAT CHAIR." Yang stated.
"YEAH!" Ruby shouted.
"THE WORLD IS CALLIN' TO YOU, JUST GET OUT THERE." Weiss said.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Ruby smiled.
"YOU CAN SEE FOREVER SO YOUR DREAMS ARE ALL IN VIEW." Blake sang.
"YES IT'S TRUE~" Ruby sang along as her team then joined in.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" They said with the crowd.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Team RWBY sang as they were joined in by Sea5on.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO EVERYONE, SO HAVE SOME FUN. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER TO DO. SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Everyone sang while rocking their heads.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" They sang while Ruby and Pit spun each other around, Yang danced with Claude, Weiss played the trumpet with Neptune, and Blake rocked her head with Sun.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO BOYS AND GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. WE WOULDN'T SAY IT IF IT WASN'T TRUE! SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit said.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY!" Oran, Ibuki, Nagisa, Kotoka, Masaru, and Jataro sang together.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit shouted as the audience joined along.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Team RWBY, Pit, Sun, Neptune, and Claude sang.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, YOU MAKE THE RULES. YOU GOT THE TOOLS TO SEE IT THROUGH. SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit said as they spun each other around.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit sang again.
"SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!"
"JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN DO IT AND WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR POINT OF VIEW. SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU!" Ruby and Pit sing once more as they dance with everyone else before posing.
SONG: END
The audience roared, clapped, and cheered as Ruby smiled with her boyfriend while everyone else was laughing as the day ended.
At Sparkling Waters…
SONG: TIME SPENT TOGETHER/CURTAIN CALL (PHINEAS AND FERB)
The beach was quiet as night rolled in. The moon reflected on the water's crystal surface as it glowed its luminescent gaze.
By the beachside, numerous bonfires were illuminated as Team RWBY, their friends, and families were all huddled together to watch the fire glow and the stars that glimmered over their heads. As the fire burned, everyone thought it would be best to recall their adventures from the beginning to the end to smile and reflect on their past.
SUMMER IS DONE, AND WE HAVE OUR FUN
BUT THIS ISN'T THE END OF OUR STORY
Team RWBY began to start to recall their first time in the Mushroom Kingdom with Weiss questioning everything that felt illogical to her own embarrassment. It was then continued by Roman, Neo, Cinder, Mercury, and Emerald that explained that Bowser did a Conga Line during the celebration of capturing Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach.
SO FOR NOSTALGIA'S SAKE.
LET'S JUST TAKE A BREAK.
SIT BACK AND TAKE INVENTORY.
Everyone laughed before Pit began to recall his adventures with Team RWBY. The leader of the said group blushed as Pit recalled the moment he kissed Ruby when she joined Smash. Virdi shivered when she had to eat the poison ivy sandwich while Hades chuckled.
WE'VE DONE SO MANY WONDROUS THINGS
AND THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TO DO
The Freelancers went next as they told them the day they arrived at Remnant was when Yang was making awful puns. The blonde brawler of Team RWBY laughed sheepishly while King K. Rool snorted with Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.
Jaune then recalled his adventures in a haunted mansion with his Team, Luigi, and Jade who nodded. Of course, it brought back sad memories for Jade but Futaba and her team comforted her as she smiled. Luigi admitted that he was still afraid of ghosts but he is doing his best to conquer his fear which got Daisy to playfully ruffle his head.
BUT I MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY DAY
WHENEVER I'M WITH YOU BECAUSE~
Phoenix Wright and Maya then remembered Delfino and told everyone the time they had to save Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Mario from going to jail. Yang felt sheepish as she recalled her carefree behavior back there. Taiyang sighed as he told her that she was past that now and has improved herself. Qrow, Raven, Maia, Rosalina, Claude, Byleth, and Dorothea smiled which brought Yang comfort. Anthony smiled as he stared at his team who was laughing. He was glad that he founded them and formed the team together. Bowser Jr smiled as he remembered how he joined Smash while Bowser chuckled at his son's enthusiasm.
Byleth took her turn to recall how she, her students, Sothis, Bowser, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Mario and Luigi had to go to the Beanbean Kingdom to get Peach's voice back. Mario grumbled about the economy there while Peach chuckled remembering how Fawful actually stole Birdo's voice. Xena recalled her actions at the kingdom and Yagami admitted she did not make a very good first impression towards everyone. Bowser and Torchwick then told everyone that they were forced to work with Popple when they had amnesia to which Neo quickly forgave them for.
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SUMMER SUN
OR EVEN ALL THE THINGS WE DONE
Weiss then recalled the time Wario destroyed the Schnee manor which got people shifting away from the man himself while Waluigi said it had to be done since her father refused to pay them. Mona also added that Weiss decided to escape on her own to which the former heiress chuckled when they found out she escaped on her own.
Samus then laughed at the time Ridley got a panic attack when he saw her and her younger self. Winter grumbled recalling the fact she went to the other end of Yoob while Dante told her that everyone makes mistakes. Weiss also added the fact that her sister acted like her when she first entered the Mushroom Kingdom. King Dedede then remembered his scolding to everyone that repaired the Cobalt Star.
Umber then recalled his adventures in Dreamland and Jade smiling by the fact she found her grandma after her disappearance. Coco smiled at the fact she and her team came to Planet Popstar to see the beautiful scenery.
Gloria laughed as she remembered how Ruby suddenly Dynamax in a den. Pit shuddered as he recalled getting zapped by a Manectric. Caboose smiled at the fact he was still the Shark Whisperer after taming the Sharpedoes while his friends shuddered in response.
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CHANGE IN THE WEATHER
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIME WE SPEND
WITH OUR FAMILY AND WITH OUR FRIENDS
Ibuki recalled the time everyone went to space when Bowser decided to uproot Peach's Castle and take it to the center of the universe. Taiyang chuckled as he recalled the first time he met Rosalina. Penny smiled as it was also the first time she met SAPR.
Weiss playfully jabbed Sun with her shoulder when he told everyone the time he was helping Weiss in a wheelchair. Sonia laughed when Terrakion attacked her because he was literally hungry.
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIME SPENT TOGETHER!
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIME,
NOT THE WEATHER!
Sora recalled the time how he, Goofy, and Donald arrived at Remnant despite the duck's anger. Mythra, Pyra, Kairi, Riku, and Axel laughed but also smiled at the fact Sora was alright.
Everyone laughed at each other's stories during their adventures and smiled at the rollercoaster of emotions that were present by the campfire.
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIME,
SPENT TOGETHER!
The smoke from the bonfires lifted itself through the air as it reached the starry sky. It blocked the cosmic air as darkness covered it.
Suddenly, spotlights and LED lights shined down as everyone that was sitting by the bonfires were now performing a song. One-fourth of them took four instruments: the electric guitar, electric keyboard, drums, and trumpets. They played onstage upon floating platforms as they were accompanied by a microphone for each floating stage.
Trumpets began to blare, drums were now getting hit, keyboards were getting pressed, and guitars were now strung as Ruby began to sing.
"IT STARTED REAL SIMPLE WITH A COOL ROLLER COASTER, AN AWESOME BEACH PARTY, THEN WE RACED STOCK CARS!" Ruby sang as she played her red electric guitar. "WE WERE ONE-HIT WONDERS WITH A BIG HIT SONG, AND IN A SPECIAL TWO-PARTER WE SENT YANG TO MARS."
"That didn't really happen right?" Yang asked as she stopped banging the drums for a moment.
"This is a non-canon spin-off, Yang. At least have some good imagination." Weiss said as she looked up from her keyboard.
"Seems fair to me." Blake said as she held the trumpet.
"Okay!" Yang shrugged as she resumed playing.
"WE BUILT TREEHOUSE ROBOTS, HUNTED BIGFOOT AND A MUMMY, BROUGHT THE BAND BACK TOGETHER AND OUR PARENTS, TOO." Ruby sang.
"WHEN MY SIBLINGS GOT BUSTED, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!" Yang then sang.
"BUT WHO HAD THAT DREAM? WAS IT ZWEI OR YOU?" Ruby asked as she played the guitar.
"Actually…" Yang paused. "I have literally no idea. I think my dream was in Zwei's dream."
"Dreams are weird." Axel said as he stopped playing the drums.
"You said it man." Deadpool nodded as he, too, was playing the drums. They then resumed playing.
"THERE'S BEEN A HUNDRED-AND-FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION, WE'VE A LOT OF FUN, AND SUNG A LOT OF SONGS, SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR A BIG CELEBRATION 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN A GREAT SUMMER AND WE THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!" Everyone sang as they played and shouted with joy.
"THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!"
"THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!"
"I'M SIX FOOT ONE, AND I FIGHT A ROTTEN HEDGEHOG! YOU THINK I'D BE VICTORIOUS JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN." Dr. Eggman began to sing. "I'VE A WHOLE LOT OF PLANS AND A LOT OF INVENTIONS! BUT I FAILED…"
"OVER AND OVER-"
"AND OVER AND OVER-"
"AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!"
"I hate to admit it but it was quite fun, actually." Dr. Eggman said.
"Don't sweat it, Egghead!" Sonic smiled.
"Shut it!" He grumbled.
"WE SPENT A DAY FIGHTING PHARMACEUTICAL ZOMBIES, WOULD'VE SOLVED COLD-FUSION BUT DID FASHION INSTEAD." Ruby sang again. "WE MET KLIMPALOON AND MEAP AND THE LAKE NOSE MONSTER BUT WE'RE STILL BAFFLED BY THE GIANT FLOATING HEAD."
"What the heck is a Klimpaloon?" Sun asked.
"Don't worry about Sun-chan, all you just need to do is resume playing!" Ibuki said.
"Okay then!" He said.
"WE PLAYED HOCKEY Z-9 AND FOOTBALL X-7, WE WENT 'ROUND THE WORLD AND TO THE VERY EDGE OF SPACE!" Everyone from the Super RWBY Sisters Cast sang. "WE MET OUR DOPPELGANGERS IN THE SECOND DIMENSION!"
"RUBY ROSE KISSED ME AND I GOT MY MIND ERASED!" Pit shouted.
"Wait… what?" Ruby asked as if she heard it correctly.
"Oh, um…" Pit blushed.
"You guys will learn in the future!" Deadpool waved it off.
"Yeah, don't worry about it Ruby-chan, Pit-chan!" Ibuki smiled before playfully winking.
"THERE'S BEEN A HUNDRED-AND-FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION, WE'VE A LOT OF FUN, AND SUNG A LOT OF SONGS, SO WE THINK IT'S TIME FOR A BIG CELEBRATION AND IT'S BEEN A GREAT SUMMER, SO WE THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!" Everyone sang for one final time.
"THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!"
"THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!"
"THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!"
"THANK YOU FOR COMIN' ALONG!"
The floating stages began to descend as everyone jumped off. They waved goodbye to each other as they went their separate ways home.
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIME,
WE SPENT TOGETHER.
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIME,
WE SPENT TOGETHER.
Unknown to everyone, even Ruby, the ghost of Summer Rose watched her daughter leave as she gave out a small soft smile for one last time. She lifted her hand as she slowly waved goodbye to the disappearing silhouette of Ruby Rose. She then faded away to the clouds as she entered the Afterlife.
WITH YOU…
SONG: END
Back at the theater…
BGM: Accordion Brumm (Hollow Knight)
The audience clapped, cheered, and roared as the great ball of red flame that showed Summer Rose faded away. Grimm lowered his baton as he stood towards the crowd and bowed.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! That will be it for our performance this evening!" Grimm bellowed. "I am delighted that you all came and stayed for this spectacular show!"
"Until we meet again… I bid you adieu!" Grimm said as he and his followers disappeared once more.
Ah yes, Phineas and Ferb, my favorite childhood TV show. I loved watching that show until my dad canceled Netflix and the television cable shut down.
Deadpool: At least the songs that you chose were good bangers.
Yeah, but I could not add Busted or Ain't Got Rhythm. I know this is Fantasia but I rather not make this too long.
Ibuki: Ibuki's proud that you kept your promise author-san!
Thanks… but to be fair, I may not be able to update this story anytime soon due to my College Fall Semester that is about to begin in just three days.
Deadpool: Ah yes, back to school. I can see why you decided to choose Phineas and Ferb for this chapter.
Yeah, Phineas and Ferb is a TV show I would recommend to the younger readers. It gives off a sense of childhood and creativity.
Ibuki: That's nice but… should you explain the elephant in the room. Meaning…
Yeah, I should explain that right now: the out-of-universe characters.
You see and you already know that this story is non-canon to Super RWBY Sisters despite some settings that took place during the main stories. But knowing how Rooster Teeth did not really explain Remnant and its side characters thoroughly, (I am looking at you World of Remnant!) I may as well fill up some cracks and pieces they left.
So let's start with the first one: Demon Slayer!
Ibuki: I don't know if Nan-san really watched it.
I'm keeping my expectations low so I won't be surprised if he says no. Demon Slayer or Kimetsu No Yaiba is a popular anime/manga to which some people may like. I won't judge people's preferences so I'll leave that off the table.
Anyways, back to the topic at hand, I thought Demon Slayer might be good for Ren and Nora's backstory since Rooster Teeth never went into depth on how the two of them know how to fight and who raised them.
Ibuki: Poor Ren-chan and Nora-chan, I wish I could give them a hug!
Same, but thinking how I just Demon Slayer there because Mistral is basically based off China and Japan… I'm just being too generic. I mean, only changed some of the characters to be Faunuses and also made their weapons to be infused with Dust.
Deadpool: Don't worry about it! Besides, those are just happy little mistakes that everyone tends to make sometimes.
Thanks. And now onto the next out-of-universe character: the League of Legends cameo- Master Yi.
Ibuki: Master Yi?
He's from League of Legends, a game that I highly not recommend playing. Its community is toxic and I rather not go down that rabbit hole. TL;DR: He's a swordsman that can move and attack very fast. And if you want to learn more, go check out the League of Legends Wiki page. But also check out Legends of Runeterra or Teamfight Tactics for character design.
Deadpool: So… he's the only one right?
Oh no, there's more but I would rather not cross that landmine. I mean, sure most of the champions would fit perfectly but… I would rather not make it too complicated for me and Nan so I'm just keeping League of Legends off the shelf so I don't feel like I made a terrible mistake.
Deadpool: What about Arcane?
Sue me now but I did not watch Arcane. And that's up for debate.
Ibuki: So… about the final one?
Yes, the most obvious out-of-universe and the main orchestrator of this story: Grimm, the leader of the Grimm Troupe.
Deadpool: He's from Hollow Knight right? The Metroidvania game that has the sequel that its fans are literally waiting for it to come out, correct?
Yeah. Because, being biased here, the guy is pretty cool. His character design is cool, his boss fight music is amazing, and his character is literally based on Castlevania's Dracula. And if I were to give him new moves to make him more difficult, I would give him swords, exploding throwing knives, engulf himself on fire, siphoning powers, making people fall asleep and give them nightmares, and have him transform into his demonic form early.
Ibuki: Should we get back on track?
Sorry, the real reason that I wanted to add him in is because he's literally a ringleader and the way he talks makes it great for him to be the conductor.
Ibuki: Now that you mention it, why isn't Ibuki the conductor?
Good Question… I forgot that you're the Ultimate Musician.
Ibuki: *shakes author violently* How did you forget!?
Deadpool: Well that's all folks! See you guys later!