Disclaimer: I don't own My Hero Academia. All rights for it belong to Kohei Horikoshi. I also don't own 'My Little Pony'
Only One can Take the Gold
Izuku was pumped for his fight with Todoroki, but he first had to go to Recovery Girl to make sure that Pony was alright. The horse girl didn't even get the chance to show off her stuff to the crowd. Bakugo went full beast on her before she can even move. He will make him pay in a way that will make him hate that he was ever born in the first place.
The boy walked into the infirmary. The boy saw his girlfriend with bandages all over her body. The boy sat beside her and began to slowly stroke her hair. She then opened her eyes and tried to move only to groan in pain. The boy then helped her sit, "Careful, Pony. You had a full explosion to the face. I think regular people might have died from such an attack."
Pony groaned, "Wonderful. He said he wanted to use me as a message board for you. I think he wanted to make me into a statement that he's going to destroy you in your fight."
The girl pouted a little before looking at him, "Izuku, can you promise me that you will wipe the floor with him?" the boy grinned as the girl carried on, "Make sure to make sure that he never misses with me ever again. You know… I'm your girlfriend after all, and you're supposed to protect my honor now that it is tainted." Izuku nodded his head.
The boy looked at Recovery Girl, "When can she leave the infirmary? I want her to see my match against Todoroki. This one is going to be extremely exciting. I'm going to open a portal to a black…"
He was then whacked by Pony, "No interdimensional stunts. Remember what happened last time."
The boy chuckled when he opened a portal to a zombie world. It's a good thing he mastered fire and destroyed the 6 zombies that exited the gate. The boy sheepishly nodded his head.
Recovery Girl shook her head with an amused smile, "Okay, she can leave in about half an hour." The boy deflated, but the old hero added, "But she can watch your fight from television here."
The hero student then left the infirmary with a small smile. He wanted to see his girlfriend in her booth cheering him on, but he was happy that she was alright. Pony didn't deserve to be caught in the middle of their fight. Bakugo didn't know what was coming to hit him in the nuts.
Pony looked at the door and sighed, "He's going to cause chaos, isn't he?"
Recovery Girl nodded her head, "Oh believe it. Your boyfriend is going to be one of the reasons why I might go bald or why I might die from laughing because his fights are comedic if anything."
Pony nodded her head, "You should have seen him when he first began training. One time he tried to make himself into a bull, but was stuck with a bull's head for about an hour. Another time, he was stuck with a fish's tail and a chicken's head."
Both women began to laugh at Izuku's behavior…
His powers were something else.
In the hallway, Izuku was slowly making his way to the fighting ring. His next match was against Todoroki and for some reason, Itsuka told him to mess up Shoto. When he asked why, she said that Shoto have offended her honor, and she wanted him to pay double the price.
The boy was immersed in his thoughts, he bumped into somebody. Though from where he was standing, it felt like walking head straight into a brick wall. He had to make that he didn't have some kind of concussion after he wiped the floor with Shoto's ass.
Izuku looked up and saw Endeavor. The boy didn't need this to happen. After Shoto's horrific backstory. He didn't need to see his father in his front yard. If it was up to him, he would hose him away from here, but he can't. so, the boy settled with whistling, "Man, I have to admit that the news makes you less scary. How did you become so buff? It's like you're made of bricks." The boy then knocked on his stomach.
If the man was bothered, Izuku had to give him credit that he didn't show it. The man seemed to be observing Izuku. He then pushed the boy away from him. Izuku then said, "Well, it was nice meeting you, but I have to kick your son's ass."
The hero stopped him, "I saw your quirk in action. I have to say that it is an interesting one. The ability to control reality itself and bend it to your well. It is very impressive."
Discord then appeared on Izuku's shoulder and chuckled, "Believe me that he can do more than that. He's chaos incarnate. He can make people disappear with a snap of his fingers…"
Izuku grabbed the ex-chaos lord by his neck and said smiling, "Please excuse him, he has a hard time recognizing when to speak or not." Izuku quickly shoved Discord into his back pocket.
The flame hero stared at the boy a little bit more making him feel a little bit uncomfortable. The boy mentally, 'This is very awkward. I have to go before he asks me for my mom's number.'
Izuku tried to walk away. Keyword here being 'tried'. The flame hero then said, "Stay, I have a couple of things to talk with you about."
The boy looked at the man and pulled at his collar letting out some steam from how intense the situation seemed. He wanted this to end. He wanted to simply go and kick Shoto's ass.
"In this fight, I want you to use your full power," the flame hero spoke, "Don't hold back on the account that my son is holding back at you. I don't want you to dishonor yourself. My son is going through a rebellious phase and that's why he isn't using the power that I gave him. You'll be a great way for him to achieve his destiny of overcoming All Might."
Izuku tilted his head, "Do I look like All Might to you?"
The man scoffed, "Obviously not…"
Izuku cut him off, "Good, because I'm not All Might, and I will never be him. It's also the same with you and Todoroki. The sooner you stop projecting yourself on him, the better. Plus, All Might is like 50ish years old, he's going to retire anyway. So, by the time your son graduates, you'll be the number one hero." He then walked away, "Well, I want to say that it's been nice seeing you, but…"
The hero stopped Izuku by grabbing his arm and yanking the boy toward him. The man then said, "I wasn't looking for advice about how to raise my children." He then growled, "And I don't want to become the number 1 hero by free handouts."
Izuku then disconnected his arm to free himself and made a new one, "Well, that's good for you. And keep my arm, by the way, I don't need it. Goodbye."
The hero spoke again, "Expect me to stop by your house next week, I have a very important talk with your mother. This talk will benefit both of our families."
Izuku coughed, "Sir, with all due respect. My mom isn't on the market for boyfriends." He then added, "Plus, you already have a wife, so shame on you. Get away from my family."
Endeavor shouted, "Enough with your mind games. I'm not talking about your mother. I'm talking about you. I will talk to her about you." Izuku tilted his head in confusion. What did the flame hero want with him? Did he want to make a personal request to his agency? That would be very awesome to have the number two hero come himself to his house to guarantee that Izuku works beside… "I will arrange a quirk marriage between you and my eldest daughter Fuyumi. Just imagine the offspring that you'll both produce…" Izuku at this moment lost any and every respect he had for the hero.
Izuku coughed into his hand, "I have to say that I'm honored that you want me to be your son-in-law, but I already have a girlfriend. I'm also not interested as you think I am."
The hero scoffed, "Girlfriend? Please, marrying my daughter will give you status."
Izuku shrugged, "I'm still not interested. And I'm surely not going to cheat on my girlfriend to make you feel better about yourself, but good luck finding some idiot who will do it."
Endeavor asked, "How much is her family paying you to be with her? Whatever they paid you, I can pay you at least 3 times the price. This is a rare opportunity that I won't pass."
The boy then said, "They are paying me about zero dollars. Nothing at all. I love my girlfriend. I want to get married to someone I love, not someone whom I was forced into an uncomfortable marriage." The boy walked away adding, "Plus, seeing how your marriage went, I'm worried about marrying someone from your bloodline."
The flame hero then yelled, "This is going to happen kid. I'm already making calls as we speak."
Izuku shrugged, "You can't strongarm me. I can't simply erase from existence, but I won't do it." He then flicked the hero on the nose, "Remember that there are always bigger fish in the sea."
Izuku walked away from the hero who scoffed, "Love my ass. I need to find out how much they paid his mother, so I can pay her triple the price to make this marriage happen."
The man then felt something gooey on his forehead. He looked and saw Izuku's shadow roasting a marshmallow on his head. The shadow waved his hand and returned to its owner.
The flame hero was angry but swallowed it because he needed to watch his son's match.
The hero then walked away toward the hero booths.
In the field, Izuku walked to the fighting area where he'll have his showdown with Shoto even though it was going to be more of a one-sided beatdown on his end, but sure, why not entertain the ice-and-fire-wielding boy? Discord appeared, "Are you sure you want to do this? It may harm his psyche in the long run, if he saw what might happen in case, he continued to be a pansy."
The boy nodded his head, "Better having him hurt emotionally than having him killed in the real world." Discord agreed with the boy who finally landed on the stage.
Shoto looked at him, "I hope you're ready, Midoriya." He grabbed his right arm making specs of ice fly off it making Izuku wonder if he was doing this to scare him, "I'm going to win."
Izuku replied, "I met your father when I was coming here." Shoto tensed at this, "He's a real piece of work. He told me he wanted to marry your sister." Shoto's eyes widened, "Told him to shove it up his ass because your sister's beauty is mediocre compared to Pony and I won't marry her."
Shoto didn't know what to do at this point. On one hand, Midoriya told off his father. On the other, he said that Fuyumi, his sister, was mediocre when it came to beauty. He frowned because he knew his sister could be a model if she wanted to, but chose to be a teacher.
Shoto then said, "Midoriya, you attacked my sister's honor. I will defeat you. And thanks for standing up for my father." They then both Mic begin his introductions.
"Welcome back party people, are you ready for the first fight of the semi-finals?" the crowd began to cheer in happiness, "On one hand, we have the living wild card, he will make a bunny and chase with a bow and arrow on the back of Hades' hellhound, it's the one and only Izuku Midoriya," the people cheered for him so he made the sky rain soda, "What a show from Izuku Midoriya? Am I right? On the other hand, we have the boy with a personality so cold it could make ice shiver, a true ice warlock, Shoto Todoroki."
Midnight came and said, "Alright, boys, no dirty moves, or else I'll punish you."
Both boys nodded their heads and Midnight swung down her whip signaling the match has begun.
Shoto quickly went for an all-out attack as he sent a huge iceberg to Izuku hoping to bury him in ice and making him quit before the match even began. Shoto watched as the ice quickly made its way toward Izuku, but he was frowning. Izuku wasn't even interested in fighting.
Izuku looked at the ice attack with his slow-motion vision. Shoto was going to need more than raw strength to make it big in this world. he needed someone to open his eyes to reality.
The boy lifted his hand and waved it with enough strength that it shattered the ice sending it back as icicles to the sender who almost flew out of the ring.
Shoto groaned in pain. He had an ice shard in his leg, two in his arm, and smaller ones in his midsection.
Shoto hissed in pain and launched another ice attack only to have it turn into bubbles once it came near Izuku.
He tried the ice attack one more, but this time it became soba…
Shoto had to slap himself to prevent himself from jumping and digging into the delicious meal. He looked at Izuku who seemed uninterested. He then heard the boy talk, "Is that all you have, Todoroki? I haven't even used 1% of my power and you're already down for the count."
Izuku then said, "How about you use your fire? perhaps you can change the outcome of the fight?"
Shoto growled at Izuku, "Did my father pay you for this? What's next?" he then shot an ice bullet toward Izuku who grabbed his head and moved it to the side.
Izuku looked at him and Shoto felt everything go white all of a sudden. When he opened his eyes, both he and Izuku were floating in someplace. It was a void, but the ground was rippling like water. He looked around only to come face to face with a fish. The fish smacked him with its tail and swam away from him.
He looked at Izuku, "What is this Midoriya? Is this some sort of trick to make me change my mind?"
Izuku shrugged, "No, I just want you to see the past, present, and future. Come on."
A door appeared in front of them and they walked through it. Shoto looked through and saw a younger version of his mother sitting with his grandma.
His grandma asked Shoto's mom, "Rei, are you 100% percent on board with this?"
Shoto wondered what they are talking about. "Yes, mother. I mean why wouldn't I agree to marry a top-ranking hero? It would give our dying family some prestige."
The older lady shook her head, "But this is a quirk marriage dear." She put both her hands on her daughter's shoulder, "It's mostly used to bring children with strong quirks."
Rei shrugged, "Isn't that a good thing? I mean if they're strong, we don't have to worry about them getting hurt. They'll be brave and strong."
Shoto couldn't believe his ears. His mother accepted the quirk marriage. She was eager for it. No, it can't be true. This isn't true… his mother would have never accepted something like that.
He looked at Izuku, "Stop this. Stop this right now. My mother would never accept this..."
Izuku tilted his head, "Why not? She comes from a highly traditional family where honor and prestige mean everything. Don't you think she might have thought that she will win fame?"
Shoto didn't get to say anything but was now transported to the present. He looked at the Eraserhead and Present Mic talking.
The voice hero said, "Man, Todoroki is surely killing himself by using his ice side only. At this rate, Midoriya might as well let him win out of pity." He then squinted, "Man, he's shivering."
Aizawa shrugged, "I will give Todoroki a last chance to use his fire after the final exams. If he doesn't, he's as good as expelled."
Present Mic nodded, "Yeah, I'm usually more lenient, but this takes the cake." He shook his head in disappointment, "If he's allowed to go on like this, people's lives as well as his will be lost."
Aizawa nodded, "That's why I'm planning of letting him go. This can't go on. People's lives aren't a game where Todoroki can waste just to prove a dumb and stupid point."
They returned to the match where Izuku used a tentacle-like hook to give Shoto an atomic wedge and then put Shoto's underwear over his head. Mic said, "Doesn't that only work in cartoons?"
Aizawa shrugged, "When it comes to the problem child to end all problem children, nothing matters. Nothing is relative, and… is Shoto being put on a laser machine?"
Down in the ring, Shoto was strapped to a laser machine that was slowly making its way to the boy.
Shoto was in shock. Aizawa is planning to expel him because he wasn't using his father's fire. Why doesn't anyone understand how evil fire is? why can't anyone see the truth?
He shook his head, "Even if that's true, it won't change my mind. I'll become the best hero through vigilantism." Shoto knew that some vigilantes become heroes if they're good enough.
Izuku shrugged, "I didn't want to do this, but remember…" he put his face in front of Shoto's, "You force my hand so don't cry." Shoto was confused and honestly terrified. "To the future, we go."
A bright flash engulfed them blinding Shoto. Once he opened his eyes, he was greeted with a horrific sight. His mother hanging by a noose as her body swung aimlessly back and forth.
He began to cry. His mother will commit suicide. No, that can't be happening. She can't do this. He stopped using his flames, so he can prove to her that he isn't like his father. Did he use them again?
He looked at Izuku, "What the fuck is this Midoriya? What in the world is this shit?"
"That," he said pointing to Rei's lifeless body, "is your handy work. The result of your actions."
Shoto stuttered, "What do you mean? How did I cause this?"
Izuku frowned pointing to a newspaper on a table. Shoto walked to it and grabbed it reading the title 'Ice Vigilante: Shoto Todoroki meets his end after a run-in with Ice Master. People are actually thanking the villain for killing the reckless vigilante.'
He couldn't understand. People are happy because a villain killed him.
He looked at Izuku, "You did become a vigilante after Aizawa expelled you, but you weren't a good one…" The green-haired boy sighed, "You killed at least 550 people due to your reckless large-scale attacks, crippled at least 1200 people, left 15000 people homeless, caused 20000 people to become jobless, and did damages that reached billions of yens. But your final act was two weeks before your death was the reason why Ice Master sought to kill you when you fought an ice villain who can manipulate ice on a mountain where it's a popular ski resort. Let's not get into the numbers, but there were in the thousands because it was filled to the brim with people. Ice Master's granddaughter was among the victims. You can guess why he killed you. Your actions stained the name of ice users so much that people began seeing them as villainous quirks. Your mother killed herself because she couldn't handle the shame of birthing someone who would kill so many people just to prove a point, and had so little compassion for his victims."
Shoto flopped to the ground. He caused all this pain and misery.
Izuku nodded his head, "What are so shocked about, big guy?" Shoto looked at him before crawling away in fear. Izuku was sure that he traumatized Shoto for the rest of his life. "Yes, you caused all this because you used your ice just to prove a point that no one cares about."
Shoto stood up shivering, "Then… then… I'll just be more careful. I'll…" he was stopped by a punch to the face from Izuku who looked beyond pissed off.
Izuku shouted at him, "Stop thinking about your dad for one minute of your little worthless pathetic life." He then smashed Shoto's head against his knee, "After the dark future you saw, this is what you're thinking about. How to make my life even more ingrained and influenced by my father? You say you want to be free of him, but everything you do revolves around him."
Shoto went to reply, but Izuku stopped him by erasing his mouth off, "No, you will listen. You need to stop thinking about your father. Tell me, you think by not using your fire, you're building your own person independent of who he is." Izuku laughed, "But newsflash, you're dedicating your entire life to pissing him off." Shoto's eyes widened.
Izuku then yelled as everything began to return to normal, "But tell me something, Todoroki, don't you want to become your own hero? Free of everything? Isn't that what you want?"
Shoto's mouth returned as Izuku yelled, "If that's the case, stop playing around and give me your 100%." Izuku then began charging a vibration attack in his hand.
Shoto at this very moment was shocked as flames covered his left side. He remembered all the ugly times he faced with his father but then remembered the only good memory he had with his mother.
"You're right, Midoriya." Shoto yelled with nostalgia on his face, "I do want to become a hero."
Izuku then said, "Let's end this already." He made sure to freeze Endeavor in time when wanted to make some kind of speech because Shoto was using his fire.
Shoto looked at Izuku, "You see excited, Midoriya." He then prepared his attack. "Don't blame me for what happens next." He launched a huge column of ice and made huge amounts of fire.
This attack made a huge explosion, but it was met by Izuku's own vibration attack. The two attacks combined caused a huge white flash to appear in front of the entire crowd followed by a sound-piercing shriek of energy.
A lot of people were sent flying back from their seats due to the strength of the attacks and their aftermath. Some even received minor injuries mostly those who were too close for their own good or those with eye or ear-related quirks.
Present Mic from his booth asked, "What in the world are teaching your students, Eraser?"
Eraserhead replied, "Clearly, I haven't taught them self-control much, but this is all their doing."
The man cracked his neck and looked down, "But I can explain what happened down there. Todoroki made the temperate decrease and then suddenly increase causing an explosion. Izuku made his own counterattack from vibrations. The two collided and formed and well… the result…"
The man couldn't find the right words for him to explain what happened.
Finally, the smoke cleared showing Shoto slumped against a wall with a dazed expression on his face while Izuku was lounging on the battlefield on a comfy chair.
Midnight, after pulling herself from the rubble, tried her hardest not to laugh, "Izuku Midoriya is the winner of the first round of the semi-finals."
Suddenly, everyone can see Endeavor from his booth yelling something as Mic said, "What a supporting father!" the voice hero remained silent for a couple of moments but then added, "But it's quite late to cheer him on, don't you think? He already lost."
Endeavor didn't care what Mic was saying, but only carried on with his speech, "Finally, you accepted the power that I gave you. You accepted your mission in my li…AHH" the hero screamed as he slipped on a bar of soap that was present on his path down the stairs down to the fighting grounds.
Izuku ran to him. He checked Endeavor's pulse and said, "He's out cold. We need to wake him up." He then made a wet fish appear out of nowhere and handed it to Shoto, "Come on, Shoto. Help him." The boy looked at the fish and then at Izuku. He was confused.
"You want me," Shoto pointed at himself, "To help him wake up?" He then pointed at his father.
Izuku nodded, "Yeah, quit wasting time and slap him awake." Shoto was about to say something, but then it clicked in his mind. The fish was there for a reason, wasn't it?
The robots came to pick up Endeavor, but Shoto pushed them aside. "He's my father, so I have to help him." The boy then held the fish and began to slap Endeavor with it, "Wake up, old man. Don't die on me yet. The household can't lose you. There's still a lot we need you for."
Everyone cringed at the sound of the fish hitting Endeavor's face, but Shoto was having the time of his life. He had the biggest smile each time the fish smacked his father on the face.
In a college across the country, a white-haired man was rolling on the ground laughing hard.
In a school in Musutafa, a girl with white hair and some red flecks sighed while messaging her temples about her little brother's behavior towards their father.
In a certain alleyway, a burnt man was laughing so hard blood was slipping from his eyes, "This is the greatest shit ever. Slap him some more."
In a hospital, a woman's laughter can be heard throughout the entire facility.
One of the nurses came and said, "Well, she seems to be in a happy mood today."
The other one replied, "If the guy who threw you in a hospital on fake charges was being slapped on the face with a fish by his very own son, wouldn't you be happy?"
The first nurse asked, "What are you talking about?"
The second nurse chuckled, "See for yourself." Once she saw the video, a second woman's voice could be heard.
Midnight then came down to stop Shoto from continuing to humiliate the number two hero, but Izuku stopped her, "Leave him be. He needs to get this out of his system." The woman didn't understand what he meant but allowed Shoto to continue.
Moments later, Shoto's rhythm became slower as each hit was sloppier till he finally broke down and began crying his heart out. Midnight then allowed the robots to carry out both Todoroki members to the infirmary. She went to the side and hid from everyone's site and began to laugh like a hyena because there's no way Endeavor slapped by a fish isn't funny.
Izuku returned to Pony in her booth. Everyone looked at him struggling to hold a straight face. Itsuka came up to him and looked him in the eye. She tried to hold herself, but she quickly cracked and began to cackle like a madwoman, "That… HAHAHA… was the funniest… HAHAHA… thing ever." The entire class of 1-B and their neighbor one 1-A also exploded in laughter.
When they finally calmed down, Momo popped from the other side, "But are you ready to face the consequences of your actions?" Izuku shrugged, but Momo interjected, "And please 'don't say what's the worst that can happen' because normally the worse does happen."
Izuku laughed, "Please, I highly doubt that."
Inside a conference room, a winged hero heard a bunch of executives muttering something about the boy being too valuable to be killed because he made the number two hero a worldwide joke.
Back with Izuku, the boy asked, "Where's Shiozaki? I thought she would scold me because of what I did." Everyone pointed to the field, "Oh right, her match is after me." He then remembered her opponent, "I'll make sure to put a flower on her seat after her defeat."
In the field, Present Mic began the introductions, "Let's begin the second match of the semi-finals, on one hand, we have the beautiful champion of the green, Ibara Shiozaki," the girl walked gracefully to the ring although if one looked strongly, he can see her sweating, "And the other side, we have a natural warrior, Katsuki Bakugo."
Midnight looked at them both and pouted a little. She wanted Ibara to win the second match of the semi-finals, but the girl was put against her opposite element. The heroine said, "Alright, I want a clean match. No punches or dirty moves."
Both nodded although Ibara was a little bit concerned for her own health.
Midnight then announced the beginning of the match.
The match was so quick that no one accepted it. Ibara tried to send her vines to grab Bakugo, but the boy blasted her way through the vines making his way toward Ibara.
The girl lifted her hand and yelled, "I give up."
The boy stopped and fell on his face, "What? I don't want to win like that."
The girl retorted, "Well, I don't want my face to be blasted off."
She then walked out of the ring leaving a stunned and clearly pissed off Bakugo behind.
Bakugo yelled, "Get your ass down here, Deku." He looked up to the stands, "I'm not waiting for 15 minutes for the cement man to fix the ground. Use your powers to fix it up."
Bakugo was suddenly lifted from his underwear and was put on a pole as Izuku said, "I can't have you in the way." Bakugo wanted to yell at the boy how he wanted to kill him, but he could only screech in pain from the sudden wedgie.
Once the floor was fixed, Izuku let the boy down… by allowing Bakugo to fall from the pole and slamming headfirst into the hard unforgiving concrete. When Bakugo lifted his face, it was flat.
He looked like he was a human being with a flatscreen T.V. quirk. The entire crowd began laughing at the boy making Bakugo foam from anger. He then shook his head returning it to normal, "I'm going to make you pay for this, Deku. I'm going to make hate the fact that you even existed…"
Izuku smirked, "I'd like to see you try that Goldilocks." He said laughing at Bakugo.
Under normal circumstances, he would have exploded the boy, but he saw Midnight laughing at him. He then asked, "What's so funny, you old desperate hag?" a sound of her whip made him jump in his place. He was then handed a mirror. He looked and saw that he was a girl with gold hair. He then screamed or rather she screamed at the highest voice possible, "Deku, turn me back."
Izuku shrugged, "Okay," Katsuki was turned back into a boy, but still had long golden hair.
Present Mic began his introduction, "Welcome to the final fight of the day to win the gold of the sports festival. On one end, we have the chaos master, Izuku Midoriya of class 1-A." Izuku had fireworks beside him as he waved at the crowd, "On the other end, we have a person with an explosive personality that matches his quirk, Katsuki Bakugo."
Bakugo began attacking with a series of strong explosions. Dust and rubble covered the place. The boy stood there panting, "You see that Deku. I'm stronger than you. I'll be always…"
Everyone was shocked when they saw Izuku sitting on a lounge chair with a mirror in his hand as he was sunbathing. He looked at Bakugo and said, "What's wrong? Carry on. Your explosions are better than the sun itself for bathing."
Bakugo then ran at Izuku and said, "I'm going to kill you, Deku. I'm going to hang you up on a pole…" The boy jumped at Izuku and slammed into the boy… or rather he slammed into a metal statue in place of the boy making Bakugo feel that his forehead is throbbing, "Fucking Deku…"
The boy stumbled a bit before regaining his balance and looked around. He then saw a machine with Izuku's face on it. The machine's title is 'Whack-A-Deku'. Bakugo then had a man dressed in a carnival dress drag him to the machine, "Come on good sir, and try our wonderful attraction 'Whack-A-Deku', if you manage to whack Deku, you get a doll of him…" The carnival master pulled out a small doll which he pressed causing the doll to say, "I'm a worthless Deku. Please, don't hurt me.'
The carnival master then tried to say something, but Bakugo pushed him aside and activated the machine. Many Dekus began to pop from it and disappear as Bakugo tried to blast them to pieces.
Bakugo kept exploding the Dekus, but they were too fast. He pushed himself to the limit, but his hands were tired. After a while, he managed to blast something, but it was Deku's stupid quirk. The carnival master came and said, "You hit a Discord. This means you will have a penalty."
Bakugo raised an eyebrow but was shocked when a huge hammer was taken out of the carnival master's pocket and slammed on him. The man ran away saying, "Try to be better next time, Kacchan."
Bakugo jumped up foaming at the mouth like a wild animal. He then heard a popping sound. He looked and saw a popcorn vendor, "Get your fresh popcorn. Get your fresh popcorn."
The vendor handed him a cup of popcorn, but Bakugo grabbed him, "Hey, where's the chilly sauce, you weakling? I like my food extra spicy." The vendor looked at him but shrugged.
He then ran away. Bakugo munched on the popcorn only to find a dynamite stick in them. He then sighed in exasperation, "Deku, you son…" the boy was then blasted to the side of the ring.
An ambulance came and Izuku came out with a stretcher. He then put Bakugo on it. He put his head on Bakugo's chest. He looked at Discord, "Nurse, I need some electric power right now."
Discord came and give him electric cables. Izuku connected to the boy's family jewels and said, "Let a rip." Discord gave the cables power and they followed into Bakugo who woke up and began to jump around like a monkey who had his butt on fire.
Bakugo then yelled at a laughing Izuku, "That's enough. I going to kill you now." He then began blasting Izuku till smoke was covering everything. Bakugo looked at his work, "Hahaha, who's laughing now, Deku?"
A voice laughing from the smoke said, "I think it's me." A sound of a beat began to appear everywhere making people look around.
At 1-B's booth, Itsuka asked Pony after she knocked out Ibara who had a 'Is this God' expression on her face, "Is your boyfriend really going to sing a song to humiliate Bakugo?"
Pony shrugged, "Knowing him, he will sing 'second rate' from Aladdin: Jaafar's Return."
Back in the field, Izuku began to sing, "I must admit your parlor tricks are amusing," he blasted Bakugo and turned him into a magician with a huge hat on his head, "I bet you got a bunny under your hat." Izuku pulled the hat only to have a huge rabbit squash Bakugo.
Izuku carried on after turning Bakugo into a deck of cards, "Now, here's your chance to get the best of me. Hope your hand is hot," He opened the cards only to look at a card that had Bakugo dressed as a clown in it. He threw to the ground for Bakugo to appear growling as he ripped out the clown outfit, "Come on, clown. Let's see what you've got."
Bakugo threw himself using a 'Howitzer Impact' on Izuku who was just singing, "You try to slam me with your hardest stuff," the smoke from Bakugo's attack cleared to reveal an unharmed Izuku, "But your double whammy isn't up to snuff. I'll set the record straight. You're simply out of date" He grabbed Bakugo's face and showed everyone the boy's expiration date.
Izuku then shouted at the top of his lungs, "You're only second rate."
Izuku then turned Bakugo into a tiger making Katsuki smirk. Izuku then transformed into a lion tamer saying as Bakugo attacked Izuku, "You think tiger's a meanie, but your tiger's tame." Bakugo jumped through a hoop Izuku had and transformed into a small kitten, "You got a lot to learn about the hero game," he put a dunce hat on the cat turning Bakugo back to normal before throwing off into the void, "So, for your information, I'll reiterate; you're only second rate."
Bakugo then landed on a giant version of Izuku's hand and looked at his pinky, "Men cower at the power of a pinky." The blond-haired boy backed away from the small finger only to pump into the thumb, "My thumb is number on every list."
The thumb began to spin till it became Izuku, "But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible. Put me to the test." He then buried Bakugo in a shallow grave, "I love to lay this rivalry to rest."
Bakugo burst out of the grave as Izuku continued to sing, "Come on, zap with the big surprise. Put me in a trap" Izuku then trapped himself inside a metal box, "Cut down to size." Multiple weapons freed at the box, "I'll make a great escape. It's just a piece of cake." Izuku slammed Bakugo's back making the boy hit the ground. Izuku was also holding a piece of cake.
Izuku then yelled, "You're only second rate."
Bakugo then ran toward Izuku only to find himself in front of a statue of Izuku, "You know that your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough." He turned around and saw Izuku on a throne, "And mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up. let me pontificate upon your sorry state…" Izuku blasted him into the distance, "You're only second rate."
Bakugo began running around only for Deku to pop out of nowhere, "Zaba-caba-dabra" Bakugo jumped away only to land in an old lady's lap. He looked at the woman's face and screamed in fright. The lady had Deku's face. He jumped away from her as she reached out to him, "Granny's gonna grab ya."
Bakugo ran faster. He only needed to find the actual Deku. He looked behind him and saw Deku growing in size, "Alakazam-da-mus, and this thing is bigger than both of us." Bakugo groaned when he was in front of many Dekus. He began to fight them, "So spare me your tremendous scare!" one of them grabbed his pants and lowered them revealing his All Might boxers, "You look horrendous in your underwear."
Bakugo was disassembled into pieces, "And I can hardly wait to discombobulate. I'll send ya back in a shipping crate," Bakugo's pieces were then stuffed in a shipping crate with the label 'To Cuba', "You'll make a better living with a spinning plate." Bakugo was then trapped in a glass orb.
Izuku smashed the orb into pieces and threw Bakugo with a harsh head slam to the ground, "You're only second rate." And with that, the music was off.
Bakugo looked at him and said, "I will kill you today." He then shouted, "The day you call me second rate compared to you is the day a monkey comes out of my ass."
Izuku smirked, "Well, today is that day."
Bakugo paled. He suddenly fell to the ground screaming and gripping his rear. Everyone looked at him with Midnight forgetting all the laughter she was doing and asked Izuku, "What did you do to him?" Izuku simply pointed at Bakugo.
Midnight looked and saw Bakugo's pants getting ripped apart. Once the hole was big enough, a monkey appeared from it.
Everyone was stunned as Present Mic asked no one in particular, "Did Izuku Midoriya make a monkey come out of Bakugo's ass?" a moment of silence passed before laughter echoed throughout the entire stadium, "Oh my god, that's the funniest shit ever."
Back in the Bakugo household, Mitsuki Bakugo was passed out. Her husband was fanning her. Now, some might think she passed out for how worried she was about her son, but in reality, she passed out from how much she laughed when the butt monkey appeared.
Back in the field, Bakugo stood up with quivering legs. He then cracked his neck. He looked at Izuku with a deadly calm expression, "Deku. Welcome to hell."
He ran toward the boy and raised his hand to blow him apart only for a portal to open in front of him. For the next few seconds, he was stuck in a loop where he falls from one portal to the other only to fall from the first once again.
Finally, in the end, he landed on the ground. He looked at Izuku and roared, "Deku"
He ran toward him only for smoke to engulf him. Once he came out of the smoke, he felt he was lighter, and that he is chest was heavier. He also felt the breeze tickling his body. He looked at Midnight who fell over laughing while Cementoss just facepalmed.
The entire crowd was roaring with laughter. Bakugo had no idea, but Izuku handed him a mirror and he froze. He was a girl. No, he was way worse. He was dressed in a cat dress with cat ears and a tail. He was also wearing what could be considered a bikini. He also had cat paws.
In the Bakugo household, Mitsuki was laughing so hard, she was actually crying tears from laughter.
Izuku then said, "You look beautiful, Kacchan. Auntie Mitsuki always said she wanted a daughter, though you being a neko-neko girl might be a deal breaker."
Present Mic then said, "It appears Katsuki Bakugo of class 1-A is giving us some fanservice, or should I say Katsumi Bakugo of class 1-A?" he then looked at his friend, "What do you think Eraserhead?"
Aizawa sighed. This match was entertaining, to say the least, but… "What I want is for the problem child to end this match already. Put him out of the ring and be done with it.'
In 1-B's booth, Pony sighed, "I can't believe I'm going to do this, but this match has to end."
Ibara who was in awe of Izuku's power and was about to be knocked out by Kendo asked, "What are you going to do?"
She looked at her friends and said, "Don't judge me."
The girl then yelled, "Izuku, stop this thing and win already." He twirled her hips, "If you do, I'll send you a picture of myself in a bikini." She can particularly hear the wolf-whistling coming from down there. she can also hear her teacher slamming his head against the floor.
Suddenly, Kendo, Momo, and Mina jumped up saying the same thing, but they were telling Bakugo to give up. Kendo sat down with a hand on her mouth.
She then said, "Why did I say that?" she looked down at Izuku who was laughing his butt off with Bakugo trying to blast him, "I will kill him." Her sentiment was shared by another pony-tailed girl, but Mina wasn't affected much. She merely shrugged.
Back in the field, Izuku said, "Alright, Katsumi. I had my fun with you, but this is over."
Katsuki ran toward him and jumped in the air saying, "This isn't over…" Izuku clapped his hand and Bakugo disappeared. He then clapped them again only for the boy to appear outside the ring in front of a wall, "until…" Bakugo slammed against the wall.
Midnight stopped laughing, "Izuku Midoriya is the winner of the last fight and therefore he is the winner of the sports festival."
Present Mic then said, "Man, after an amazing final match. The winner of the sports festival is Izuku Midoriya." The man ignored how Bakugo was angry and demanded the fight continue. The voice hero then asked, "What are we going to do about the monkey though?"
Izuku smiled, "I'll just send it home." He snapped his fingers and the monkey looked at Bakugo. The monkey then charged at the boy who was too busy trying to burn Izuku with his eyes to notice it approaching. When the monkey reached him, it jumped back into the hole it came from making Bakugo cry out from pain and pass out.
Izuku then said, "Now, that's an ending."
Author's notes:
Welcome back guys to a new chapter of my story. In this chapter, we saw the semi-finals and the finals. I hope you like them. The next chapter will focus on the aftermath. Also, I don't own 'You're only second rate'.
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