Lincoln: And cut!
A few hours have passed since Lincoln meet Woody, Buzz and Tweaky and had finish making a new Woody Woodpecker short and will present to the Big Five leaders. So far, he has gotten along great with the two toons from Hollywood, finding a lot of common ground with Woody, and surprisingly Tweady. The four new friends began discussing a lot of topics with one another, with Lincoln having brought up the issue of how he came to California in the first place-a revalation that surprised all three of them.
Buzz: Wow... I never would have imagined you came from such a big family. Nor what I believe that that there was such tension between you and your sisters.
Tweaky: Yeah, most of them sound like jerks. Although that Leni and Lucy seemed to be just following the others.
Lincoln: Well Leni has never been the sharpest tool in the bunch, but she is sweet. Lucy is surprisingly more fragile than I thought. "But just because they're more like followers doesn't excuse their actions against me.
Tweaky: Oh, I'm not excusing their behavior at all. I'm just saying that if anyone's going to start feeling guilty about pushing you away, the first to feel guilty would be those two.
Lincoln: Hmm... you may have a point. But I have no intention of forgiving them anytime soon.
(After all, after all the BS his sisters have pulled over the years, Leni and Lucy were right there in the Middle with the rest of them. So, in his opinion, they're just as guilty as the others as they were just as involved with this latest incident, along with the others.)
Woody: I still don't understand how your sister Lisa, who is supposed to be a genius, can honestly think that this whole "Sister Fight Protocol" is a good idea.
Lincoln: Lisa is a genius, no doubt about that. But she tends to forget that humans have feelings, and often she doesn't take that into account.
Woody: Well she should really correct that mistake or the scientific community will one day shun her.
Lincoln: Well I'm not expecting an apology from any of them anytime soon. After all, all of them are pretty much a stubborn as a mule.
Buzz: Well you should teach them a lesson for treating you badly.
Lincoln: I don't know, the last time I stood up to them they almost attack me.
Buzz: How cares what they think, it's your opinion that matters. Beside they can't tell you what to do when your on the other side of the country working the biggest animation studios in the world.
Woody: Buzz's right I suggest making a song talking how terrible they are?
Lincoln: You sure?
Woody: Yeah it's work for everyone ask Dave Carroll, His Taylor guitar got damaged by United Airlines wrote three songs about it and the airline became an embarrassment.
Lincoln: You know what? Maybe I will it's about I get my payback.
Buzz: That's the spirit boy.
Tweaky: So, can we take a break now. We been making shorts for hours and I'm a bit hungry.
Lincoln: Sure. I think now would be a perfect time to take a break.
Woody: I know a good place where they serve the best pasta.
Lincoln: Sounds like a nice plan Woody.
(The four were soon walking the street heading to the restaurant, As they were walking Lincoln noticed a toon working on a machine. The toon had a black head with no mouth wearing a green helmet with a brush on top of it, a red jumpsuit a green roman skirt and white tennis sneakers.)
Toon: If my calculations are correct My invention should make lunch much faster, it's that lovely.
Woody: Marvin?
Marvin: Ah, Woody how have you been?
Woody: Same old but this time I'm working with someone new, Marvin meet Lincoln now the youngest animator in animation history.
Marvin: Oh goody it's a pleasure to meet me.
Lincoln: Nice to meet you too, big fan of your work. (shakes Marvin's hand)
Marvin: So nice to meet a fan I hope you might one day work alongside me and my colleagues.
Lincoln: You mean the Looney Tunes?
Marvin: Indeed I do, I am making to make lunch for my pals with the help of new creation I call the Lunch-o-matic. Isn't it Lovely?
Lincoln: It's very impressive.
Marvin: Would you perhaps you like to join us?
Lincoln: (Looks towards his toons friends) What do say guys?
Buzz: Sure, why not.
Tweaky: It would be nice.
Woody: I'm down.
Lincoln: Sure We're join for Lunch.
Marvin: On goody, I'm get lunch ready right away.
(About ten minutes later, the group had satisfied looks on their faces as their stomachs were inflated from all the food they ate. Lincoln was busy rubbing his belly, before he burped loudly.)
Lincoln: Excuse me
Tweaky: Man, I can't have another bite.
Daffy: That's Marvin's cooking in a nutshell.
Foghorn: That's I said that's hit the spot.
Marvin: I knew adding those spices would give flavor.
Lincoln: It sure did.
Bugs: So what's your name doc?
Lincoln: It's Lincoln Loud.
Daffy: So Lincoln what brings you to California?
Lincoln: I'm here because my grandfather recommend by my grandfather, Albert Willard.
Foghorn: The I say the Albert Willard?!
Sylvester: Suffering succotash! You're his grandson?
Lincoln: You all know him?
Porky: Know him? Kid he work with us on many S-s-shorts.
Lincoln: Wow I didn't know that. But that's not the only reason i'm here, I'm here to get away from my sisters.
Elmer: Sisters?
Lincoln: Yep because I have 10 sisters.
(This statement causes the Looney Tunes to be in shock and their jaws drop onto the floor)
Looney Tunes: 10?!
Lincoln: Yep.
Tweety: Wow they must be driwing you cwazy.
Lincoln: They do. So first up is my eldest sister, Lori. As the eldest, she's the responsible for the rest of us, but she can come off as bossy sometimes, even to the point where we gave her the title of 'Queen of No'. Basically, she bars us from the things we like doing, such as music, comedy, science experiments, and video games. She's mostly seen on her phone texting her boyfriend.
Yosemite Sam: Yikes. She sounds like a handful
Pepe: And obsessed with her boyfriend.
Lincoln: Like you wouldn't believe. Next up is Leni. She's a sweet girl, but not the sharpest tool in the shed. She's a bit airheaded, and often takes things a bit too literally, like when she wanted to got the mall, and Lori offered to take her in exchange for making her bed. Leni thought Lori meant carving a new bed for her from wood, which leads me to believe that she's not as ditzy as she seems. She's also the resident fashionista.
Bugs: She seems nice.
Lincoln: She is, but she does have her moments of selfishness. Next up is the very definition of Loud, Luna. She's the musician of the family, who's always playing her music to the max volume, which can cause some of the neighbors to complain.
Marvin: We see. Carry on.
Lincoln: Next up is Luan, the resident jokester. She's always coming up with jokes and pranks, often cracking puns every chance she gets, and pretty painful ones at that. She's probably one of the more dangerous of my sisters on April Fools Day, when her pranks go from being somewhat harmless, like whoopie cushions and pies in the face to stunts that could potentially kill someone.
Granny: Yikes! Dare I ask how extreme she goes?
Lincoln: Well, one year, she tricked our dad into buying an abandoned motel so that she could prank everyone of us, ranging from dropping one of our younger sisters into a pit of rhubarb pies knowing full well that she's allergic, to dumping a bucket of bleach on another younger sister.
Daffy: Don't your parents ever try to reign her in?!
Lincoln: They tried one time. They got pranked into such a state that they fear April Fools Day just as much as the rest of us do. Since then, they've never tried to control Luan.
Porky: We're almost tempted to ask you to stop.
Lincoln: Well, we're just one sister away from being halfway done. My next sister is Lynn Junior, named after our dad. She the main source of muscle among my sisters. She's basically the jock of the family. She'll play any kind of sport, be it baseball, football, basketball, the whole nine yards. Though she has some degree of athletic prowess, she's incredibly superstitious, and a sore looser, and an even worse winner.
Bugs: Ah, so she's one of THOSE creatures.
Lincoln: Without question. Next up is the first of my younger sisters, Lucy. She's the goth girl of the family. She's always into vampires and seances. She claims to be a slave to the darkness, but she's one of the nicer sisters, sometimes.
Elmer: Your little sister is a goth?!
Lincoln: Yeah, that's how she rolls. Next up are the twins, Lana and Lola. They're complete polar opposites. Lana's always playing in the mud and doing gross stuff, while Lola's the spoiled princess of the family, and a beauty pageant powerhouse. She likes to blackmail others into doing her bidding. She even got a hold of some secrets the rest of us had just as a means of getting us to hang out with her.
(Wile e holds up a sign that reads "Hmm, they sound interesting")
Lincoln: Next up is Lisa. Despite only being four years old, she's the brainiac of the family, even having a PH.D. Although her intelligence makes her believe herself to be superior to the rest of us
Marvin: Well she learns that brains isn't with makes you superior. Especially
Lincoln: I know, right? Last, but not least is Lily, the baby of the family.
Foghorn: Well, I can certainly say that such a diverse group can drive anyone a little batty.
Bugs: True but doesn't mean they're bad.
Lincoln: Don't get me wrong I love my sisters but something they can do that can really irritated, one of those reasons is why i'm here.
Speedy: And what is that reason?
Lincoln: It's their sister fight protocol.
Sam: What on earth is a sister fight protocol?
Lincoln: It's basically something my sisters use to prevent them from fighting, but I didn't know about it.
Speedy: What do you mean you didn't know.
Lincoln: They only told my parents and my oldest sister's boyfriend, when I was told they just told me to butt out.
Daffy: Why didn't they told you?
Lincoln: Because it's a sister thing even when I try to help out I just ended making the problem worse eventually they ended wrecking the whole house so I decided to flee to my grandfather before my sisters could attack me.
Sylvester: Why? From what I getting at this you didn't cause this.
Lincoln: Well according to my sisters if I didn't get into this mess none of this wouldn't have happened.
Road Runner: Beep beep.
Bugs: Road Runner's right you're not to blame for this. Your sisters should take the fall not you.
Daffy: Exactly, it was their own actions not you, so let your sisters boss you around.
Lincoln: You're right, i'm done letting my sisters walk all over me. It's time I show them I'm no longer going to be push around.
Foghorn: That I say that's the spirit boy.
Taz: (growls in gibberish)
Woody: Well say Lincoln.
Marvin: If you want we all stop by your house and help with repairs
Lincoln: You do that for me?
Sam: Of course, it's no problem.
Lincoln: Thanks guys I should get going I have to show the big five the new short I made.
Bugs: Well go get them tiger.
(Lincoln leaves and heads out)
(Later all the big five leaders were in a room watching the new Woody Woodpecker short Lincoln made, Lincoln meanwhile was outside the room drawing some original cartoon characters then the door open revealing a girl with blonde hair wearing a green shirt with red skirt and wearing white socks with pink shoes)
Girl: Lincoln Loud?
Lincoln: Yes?
Girl: They will like to see you now.
Lincoln: Oh thanks... uh?
Girl: Mary.
Lincoln: Oh right thanks Mary.
Mary: No problem.
(Lincoln enters the room and sees the Big Five leaders sitting at a table with a tv at the front of the table)
Lincoln: Well what did you think?
Bob: Well that was one of the greatest animation I have ever seen.
Ronald: Indeed I haven't seen anything like since the golden age of animation.
Jason: You have some talent kid.
Lincoln: Oh thank you.
Tony: I think it's time for the next step.
Lincoln: What's the next step?
Brain: To create your own cartoon characters.
Lincoln: I am?
Jason: Yes you have proven yourself ready.
Bob: Do have some characters ready.
Lincoln: Yep was drawing some while waiting.
Bob: Excellent.
(They all walk over to a large machine with a printer)
Lincoln: What is this?
Tony: This is how we create toons?
Lincoln: Really?
Jason: Yes, may we see those drawings.
(Lincoln hands them them the drawings and they put in the machine. After a few seconds multiple toons came out. Two of the toons appear to be twins with dark skin One was wearing a blue shirt with a green pants and blue shoes, the other was a green shirt with blue pants and green shoes. There was a girl wearing a violet dress with black shoes, A boy with blond hair with a red t shirt with orange pants, A boy wearing blue overalls and shirt with blue shoes a much smaller boy with blond hair wearing a yellow and brown sweater and blue pants with green shoes, A girl with brown hair tied to a ponytail wearing a orange shirt and purple shorts and white shoes and a girl with brown hair wearing a blue shirt and green skirt with brown shoes.)
Lincoln: Wow it actually work.
Twin 1: You better believe buster.
Twin 2: Yeah, you create us man.
Girl 1: Aren't a bit too young to be a animator?
Lincoln: Yes, yes I am.
Twin 1 :Why don't we introduced ourselves I'm Ned Nelson.
Twin 2: Nathan Nelson.
Girl 1: Sarah Adams.
Boy 1: Alex Conners.
Boy 2: Johnny Mints.
Boy 3: Max Mints.
Girl 2: Gloria Stevens.
Girl 3: And I'm Emily Scott.
Lincoln: Wow my very own cartoon characters, it's a dream come true.
Ned: Ah, I won't say.
Lincoln: So they are mine toons.
Bob: Yep.
Jason: They are loyal to you.
Lincoln: Loyal?
Nathan: Yeah you see once a toon is created they are loyal to their creator for the rest of their creator's life.
Sarah: In order words we will never disobeyed.
Gloria: Well sometimes.
Lincoln: Wow.
Brain: We'll leave you be.
(The Big Five leaders leave the room leaving Lincoln and his toons behind)
Lincoln: So I guess we work together.
Ned: You're darn right.
Nathan: Heck yeah.
Lincoln: Well let's get to work.