Harry Potter has been abused by his Dursley relatives for as long as he can remember, but when his uncle wins a cruise trip, and the cruise ship they are on is attacked by none other than Cobra, Harry comes out to be the only survivor. Eventually he is saved by GI Joe, and comes to be raised and trained by two of its members. What happens when Harry goes to Hogwarts?

On a deadly visit to the Dursleys, Storm Shadow and Baroness find a half dead Amaryllis Potter and take her with them back to France. As she trains to become a ninja assassin, Lys gets spotted by an order member and her life changes again. What will happen when Dumbledore finds out his weapon won't listen to him? What happens when the truth comes out? Rated T for now.

This is an alternate path of the Slytherin Studios Version of the Fem/Harry story of Shining Serpent but instead of being based on the Rise Of Cobra as it's based off the Marvel/Devils Due version asking what would happen if she was raised as the Daughter of Destro and the Baroness when Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix finds her… T-rated for now but subjected to change.

AU when Harry is 5 he accidentally apperates himself into the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Luckily the USS Flagg mobile command center of Special Counter-Terrorist Unit Delta or more commonly G.I. Joe. Harry is rescued by Duke and Scarlett and seeing the strange skills and abilities the Joe's adopt the boy and train him to be one of them and is given the codename Bolt.

Hermione is Cobra's princess she is training to be a ninja and it turns out her life is way more weirder. Turns out Voldermort is her godfather and he will be watching her during the school year. Thank Cylon one for this