Dr. House was returning home from the hospital when a random guy in a bat costume dropped on his car. Now, the super-genius-almost-insane doctor will be in charge of the recovery of the one and only, Dark Knight. Even if he's stashed in the basement.
The first thing House notices is the socks. They're nine kinds of purple and green and yellow and it looks like a four-year-old sewed them together. Why wouldn't he notice them? People are supposed to wear fairly normal socks, right?
Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - The Joker, G. House - Complete