AU What if Rimmer had the sobering chat with Holly after being in stasis after three million years?

It's Rimmer's dream come true, he's finally invited to the captain's supper. But he has to bring a plus one, and for some reason all of the female crewmembers have syncronised their hair washing night. Can he successfully pass off his bunkmate as his date?

What if Lister asked for Rimmer's help in hiding Frankenstein? And what if they pretended to be dating to cover it up?

A severe viral infection means Rimmer's vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.

(A prompt was dropped on one Red Dwarf Discord that struck a cord with me, where there were two options given but I picked what felt more likely. and where Felis Sapiens did not devolve feline ears and tails.) After being together for years, Rimmer gets Lister to sign the paperwork having them legally recognised as spouses, only says nothing, and years later, Lister finds out.

Just a drabble based on two ideas that just seemed drawn to one another, one based on a common AU and the other my own personal journey (a little). [Trans!Lister/Rimmer, hence tags having both types of pairing and names]

"Lister," Rimmer enunciated every part of the name slowly, "why is there a picture of you and I in your bunk?" Said picture was tacked on the wall near the two polaroids of the twins, the one from the future echo and another taken before they were left with Deb and Arlene.

A mystic alien woman asks for the crews help and they must reveal their harshest memories, for everyone to see.

The crew explore a derelict craft that unbeknownst to them was beset with tragedy and a deadly disease that only affects people who are the objects of unrequited love. Lister contracts the disease and to cure it he must get something unobtainable: Rimmer's forgiveness.

AU Rimmer comes out of stasis one day to find that the entire crew are dead and he is three million years away from home. To make matters even more complicated, Kochanski is the one brought back as the ship's hologram.

A payback prank on Rimmer goes wrong, read on my friends

The gang has a surprise passenger who is very cute and it's Rimmers job to handle them

A short one, expanding on what Ace told Lister

A sick Rimmer gives us background into why he is the way he is

At the end of his life, Rimmer wonders if he was fated to die, or if he could have done something different to change things.

High Lister is troubled and High Rimmer is there to comfort him.

Exploring a derelict craft, Lister comes across a rather interesting looking virtual reality game, which turns out to be not quite what it seems. Sequel to Death and Humiliation, and An Occasional Dream.

On a supply run to a no longer inhabited moon, Lister contracts a disease that only affects those suffering from unrequited love. He claims he doesn't have feelings for anyone, but he is faced with a choice: honesty or death.

Rimmer is once again torturing himself over an upcoming exam. Lister tries to help and suggests Rimmer might be happier concentrating on something else. Can Lister convince him to give something new a try? Pre-accident.

After the events following Lister discovering Rimmer's secret, Lister thought they had put all that behind them. But then he has a weird dream about Rimmer that gets him thinking. And if that isn't bad enough, the artificial gravity is on the blink. Sequel to Death and Humiliation.

After three million years, the hologram personality disks are reaching the end of their life and need to be copied onto new media. Unfortunately Holly's verification circuits got frazzled so that task falls to the crew, and Rimmer is faced with the very real possibility that Lister might discover his darkest secret.

Ace Rimmer visits Red Dwarf and meets a new crew member. [Rimmer x Lister, post mpreg, quadruple drabble].

A collection of short stories based on the concept of the crew surviving the cadmium II leak. Will usually follow Lister and Rimmer's POV, maybe Cat and Kryten later.

3 million years in the future and yeah, he's the last Alpha in the universe with a smeghead of an ex Omega. But the Alpha in him doesn't care about that or the fact that the Omega's dead. A rut's a rut at the end of the day.

what if Lister and Rimmer talked as kids but have no memory of it