Rarely does anyone leave the realm of life "happy", so it surprised no one that he would meet fate with similar thoughts. It took only two silenced rounds to "zero" him, but he'd be damned if he broke another promise. So, with sheer will, he defied the very Laws of Nautre! All so he can get some much-needed ramen, prank the crap out of Arasaka, and SLAY SOME MEATBAGS... wait, what?
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/4 - Naruto U., V, OC