When Shinji Ikari awakens the power of a Stand, he and his friends must go on a journey across the world to save his mother's life from the shadow organization known as SEELE. [An Eva-casted parody of JoJo's Stardust Crusaders.]

AU Fanfic. After the death Of Shinji's Mother, Shinji Ikari then was injected with the blood of adam as a way to save yui but it was all a failure. Instead of being raised by his teacher Shinji is raised and adopted into the Higashikata family along with a certain boy. This would change the scenario that Seele planned for, welcome my friend to Shinji's bizarre Adventure.

Upon arriving in Tokyo-3, Shinji is attacked by someone wielding a "Stand", and after Misato rescues him and brings him to NERV, he is implanted with his own Stand: Evangelion Unit 01, codename "Can't Be Yours". It is up to Shinji and the other children to defend Tokyo-3 from the enemy Angel Stands, but something about what's in Terminal Dogma isn't quite the same.

In this life, it starts raining the second we say each other's names, In the next, the world stops breathing right before we kiss for the first time, In another, we jump into the river at dawn and never come up for air.

In 1951, Robert Edward O. Speedwagon refused Keel Lorenz's invitation to join SEELE. In 2015, that fateful decision bears fruit as destiny brings men, women, and children together not just to make a stand against the Angels, but also the end of days.