Toki takes the boot to you, hard style.

Murderface just wants to be a good boy.

Murderface's room is entirely too far away. Male Reader

A new special effects manager is hired for Dethklok. But is he ready for the carnage, chaos, insanity, murder, mutilation, suicides and nightmares that come with being in the employment of the most brutal death metal band in the world? No. Rated M for violence and sexual themes All characters except Thomas Wood belong to Cartoon Network and Brendon Small

You stole something precious from Nathan, and he gives you due punishment worthy of your crime.

His gaze slipped back to yours, chilling you to the bone with how cold and devoid of emotion they were. But that was alright. You would warm him back up soon enough, just as you had done countless times before.

"Let's stay in bed all day today." Pickles passed the joint back and gave you that crooked smile that you loved so much, his eyes lighting up a bit at the prospect of shirking all responsibilities for a lazy day together. "Yeh? Sounds good ta me, dood."

Toki and Skwsigaar have been getting under everyone's skin as of late with their constant bickering and arguments. Pickles decided enough is enough. Perhaps they need a little shaking up to set the them straight.

The band try their hardest to live through another day in poverty, where Nathan discovers more and more about a certain Norwegian, whereas he begins to realise something new. Showers because of... Showers.

Ofdensen is happy to be back with his boy. He throws himself into his work with more fervor than before, but Pickles thinks he's working much too hard for just recovering from almost dying and convinces him to go drinking with the band. More inside!

A cozy scene between Pickles and an OC, Salia Elson.

One shot where Pickles gives Tony what he deserves. I was really pissed when i wrote this sorry if it's fucked up. SnB Pickles.

Pickles and Nathan have been best friends for years, it was only a matter of time till they experimented. I'm trash at summaries, hope to continue this story for at least a couple more chapters. I get a lot of inspiration from horror and scifi novels so expect lots of that! Second chapter is all storyline no fluff! Deal wit it.

A wicth halps tha band find tru lov... but tha catch is that only one cuple can suceed. utter shitposting

Magnus gets a little more than he bargained for when he meets Seth at a hotel in Sydney. Special thanks to my friend/beta Scone.

When Toki is called home to bury his Mother, he is left with a surprising, yet not unwelcome, gift; his twin sister. Kept apart as children, Thora and Toki set off from the frozen wasteland of Norway to thrive and learn from one another. Arriving at the 'haus, Thora is faced with two more challenges: Keeping a spot in Mordhaus by modeling, and hating the coldest heart around.

Two For Flinching: A Love Story-An Unexpurgated Interview With Nathan Explosion in 18 Parts Disclaimer: This is Filthy and Wrong. Turn back now, before it's too late. Rated "M" doesn't cover it. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Also, frank smut, kink, drug use, alcohol abuse, rough sex, serious profanity, violent threats... Everything you love about Metalocalypse. 3

Nathan has a secret and needs some...help? A tired Dethklok has some trouble finding out what's hiding in the kitchen cupboard. [Implications of boyxboy and lemon in potential future chapters]

Charles recibe una llamada telefónica y debe ir a Maine. Pero cuando vuelve, no lo hace solo. Advertencias: Yaoi, pero también hetero.

Panic was an inevitable reality of Toki's daily life, nothing in that respect had changed since his exodus from his small hometown. He awoke cold and hungry, fighting cold sweats, his heart beating out of his chest and an overall sense of dread encompassing his whole being daily. But at least he was free.

Pickles and Snakes N' Barrels made it. Their first big gig and Pickles is ecstatic. Things would change for him finally, he would find acceptance, and glory. Or whatever. The long cold nights on the streets and drug hazed violence would have meaning. This show could change everything. *Sexual violence possible in later chaps, lots of drug abuse*

When Toki first joins the band, Pickles doesn't quite know what to think of the kid, but it doesn't really matter; he needs him to play, not be his friend. Soon, though, that's exactly what he becomes, and eventually their relationship develops into more.

My attempt at a metalocalypse fanfic. It's a highschool AU, cause I can. Skwisgaar x Toki

William has a visitor that stirs up some problems. Rated M for later

People of Mordland tell the stories of the past and present. This story doesn't follow the original canon of the series, changes and differences will be explained as chapters go by.