A much-needed lemon femslash sequel to patricia51's "Lasso of Truth" fanfic! If you are used to my tame fanfics, avoid this one because Jenny accepts the offer to have another night of raunchy sex between Alan's Mom and Lynda Carter on the scariest night of the year! This story takes place in 2014, a year after "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants".

After Charlie's Funeral, the family gets a few surprises, including a familiar face from the past (Note: Takes place after Charlie's Funeral Service).

If Walden had adopted a girl instead

During the dinner scene in "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" Charlie doesn't follow Alan into the Men's Room. He comes up with another idea to make Alan pay for at least his own meal.

Once again Jenny has to smuggle someone she spent the night with out of the house with Walden or Alan finding out. Especially Alan. But who would have ever expected her to pick up his ex-wife Judith in a lesbian bar? Femslash. Jenny/Judith.

Just a brief conversation between these two characters, and an alternate take on what really happenned to Charlie. I promise it's better than the actual ending of the show.

In "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" what took place between the time that Alan and Waldon went over the railing and the scene the next morning when Jenny Harper is sneaking Robin Schmidt and Lynda Carter out of the house behind their backs? What happened was fun! Femslash. Jenny/Robin/Lynda.

This is my version of the unaired episde of season 8 where Charlie accidently sleeps with his friend.

In the alternate ending to Two and a Half Men, Charlie never dies and Walden is never in the show. In the last episode of season 12, Charlie decides to marry Rose.

While talking to Gail, Alan realized it was going nowhere and stopped himself. It puts him on a new path in his life. He was once good, principled man, before he started to turn into a bad person, partly because his marriage and divorce with Judith and jealously of his wealthy brother, but now he wants to be good old Alan once again. It is even possible?

In this scene, Charlie remembers an old fishing trip with his father Frank from his childhood.

Charlie realizes Rose is the one a little sooner, right after his break-up with Chelsea.

rose/charlie blackmail/ one nightstand will he finally confess his love for her? or will he be stuck with alan forever?

What if Jake was smarter than he seemed but a cunning devil

When Jake Harper found out that he had been paired with Ivy Struass for their statistics assignment, he couldn't have been more grateful to the forces that be. She was a terse math wiz and he desperately needed someone like her to manage a passing grade. Little did he know that being in her presence would awaken in him a legendary Harper appetite.

This is a collection of short stories. Some are more and other less funny. Some of them have sexual content while others do not. Rated M for language and sexual content.

AU where Alan is the one who died, and Charlie and Walden live together. Walden loves chocolate, and Charlie can not stand not having sex, so the two of them make a little bet.

Jake is going through kind of a bad break up, and decides to visit Walden, and to ask him for advice on how to cope. Good thing for him, Walden has the perfect idea. *oneshot; smut; slash; kinda au; *YAOI - IF NOT A FAN DO NOT READ. )

Charlie teaches Jake how to gamble, much to the displeasure of Judith. (Author's Note): This was based off an old story and did not like the way it was going and am in the process of re-writing it

Jake's new tutor, 18 year old Adriana, takes an instant liking to Alan. But maybe she likes him a little too much. Self insert fanfic.

This is a drabble about Alan and Walden. When Alan finds Walden in his bed, it changes something.. Though he is not sure yet what, when he approaches his bed. Alan/Walden; WARNING: Shounen-ai; Rated T for slight swearing (just to be safe); EDITED

This is how I think the series should have ended. Written in the week between the second last and last episodes. With spelling and grammar corrections. Hope you enjoy. Please comment.

Really, it is.

[DISCONTINUED]The series is drawing to a close and while season 12 was definitely not perfect in what we wanted for Walden and Alan's relationship we'll appreciate what little fodder it gave. The finale is on the 19th of February, if I am correct. So I'll be following a 30 day OTP challenge counting down to the finale. Ratings will vary by chapter. (Continued on AO3) [DISCONTINUED]

Walden is cranky. Alan obliges him.