I Don't Run An Orphanage!

by Kyodon

Izuku Midoriya, couldn't be a hero. But despite this, he soon finds he's a magnet for trouble, particularly trouble involving children. There a lot's of children in the city with quirks that cause issues for them and the people around them. And if their parent's won't care for them then he will! It may not have been the type of hero he wanted to be. But he's a hero none the less!

260. Ship It

"Gentle, do you really think this is a good idea?" LaBrava asked as she and Gentle walked the streets while disguised in trench coats.

"It will be fine, LaBrava." Gentle reassured her. "Besides, we can't stay cooped up in that ship forever, while I understand the importance of hiding, doing it forever will make life near meaningless. And…you deserve better."

"Oh Gentle." LaBrave brushed, a smile crawling up her face. "You charmer. So where are we going first?"

"First I was thinking of having some breakfast, and then going to a theater." Gentle said as he rubbed his mustache. "I know a place that serves only the most delicious tea."

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"Sakura please!"

"Don't! Just…don't. You need to move on. I'm already dead!"

"I won't just give up on you! I made a promise! That we'd grow old together! I won't go back on that!"

SNIFF SNIFF.

LaBrava and Gentle sat in the movie theater, both of them tearing up at the movie.

"So beautiful," LaBrava whispered through her tears.

"Never give up young man." Gentle sniffled. "Never give up."

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"Oh Gentle, let's read this one!" LaBrava said, holding up a book.

The two were now in a large bookstore, looking for books to read together.

"Excellent!" Gentle found a nearby, cozy reading area and sat down. "Come!"

LaBrava quickly ran to him and sat on his lap. Opening the book, the two of them started reading.

A few minutes later, a man walked past and smiled at them. "So good to see a father reading with his daughter."

And immediately, LaBrava was brought out of the book, and her mood turned from joyful, to enraged, as a scowl formed on her face. "Excuse me!? I'm short damn it! I'm not a child! Do children have these!"

LaBrava opened her coat to reveal her body, which had an adult figure despite her size, shocking the man.

"O-Oh! I'm-I'm so sorry!" The man stammered.

"You better me! Why does every time someone sees a short person they assume it's a kid!" LaBrava ranted. "Excuse me for being small!"

"I apologize, she dislikes being mistaken for a child." Gentle explained. "It's a bit of a sore spot for her."

"Right, no. I should have minded my business." The man said, before promptly leaving. "I'm so sorry!"

"Hmph. The nerve of people." LaBrava pouted.

"Perhaps we should read somewhere less public." Gentle said.

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"Here we are." Gentle said.

The two of them had gone to a nearby nature park and sat up against a tree.

"Well then, shall we continue?" Gentle asked.

"..." LaBrava didn't respond. It looked like she had something to say, but didn't know if she wanted to say it.

"LaBrava, what's wrong?" Gentle asked, giving his companion a worried look.

"Do you think Midoriya could change my appearance?" LaBrava asked as she looked down at herself. "Like making me taller."

"LaBarva, if that is what you wish, you may do so. But know that I love you, regardless of what you look like." Gentle reassured her.

"I know," LaBrava said, giving him a small smile, before frowning again. "But darn it I HATE when people think I'm a child! Because it always ends with people calling you a pedo!"

"To be fair, that didn't even happen this time." Gentle pointed out.

"Thankfully! But I have a feeling this won't stop happening if we don't do something about it!" LaBrava argued. "And…"

LaBrava once again looked down at herself. "I know you said you love me no matter what…but maybe if I was prettier you could love me just a bit more."

Gentle sighed, and shook his head, before kissing LaBrava on the forehead. "Dear LaBrava. The reason I adore you has nothing to do with your looks. You stayed by my side when no one else would. We have a bond that transcends anything physical."

LaBrava blushed intensely. "Oh Gentle."

VRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Gentle scowled and pulled out his phone, before answering it. "My apologies but I was having a rather touching moment."

"I'm sure you were," Kaza said, sounding about as annoyed as Gentle. "But you need to get back to the ship. You're late."

Gentle sighed. "Very well. We will be back shortly."

And with that, Kaza hung up.

"It appears our alone time is up." Gentle said sadly. "Let us go LaBrava."

"Yeah, we better not keep them waiting," LaBarava said, still blushing up a storm.

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After a long walk, they made it to the meeting point. An abandoned factory on the outskirts of town.

There they found the Cloud Splitter parked behind it, out of sight.

Gentle and LaBrava walked up to one of the bridges that were connected to the ship, and they saw Kaza and the rest of the Sky Pirates (except Rorou), who were waiting for her.

"Were you two screwing? Is that why you took so long?" Yo-Yo asked, looking half annoyed and half curious. "Because if so, good on you LaBrava. As a fellow short girl, I fully support you."

"Who cares, just get on the ship!" Kaza shouted at them.

"Why are you so angry! We just got here!" LaBrava defended.

Kaza scowled. "Because the longer we stay docked, the better chance that we'll be"

"Not so fast!"

"Damn it!" Kaza swore.

Everyone looked behind Gentle and LaBrava and saw a cloaked woman standing there.

"Finally, I've found you." Said the woman and all of them could see a smirk from under her close.

LaBrava's eyes widened. "That voice."

"The horrible villains that corrupted my dear cousin!" The woman shouted, as suddenly she started to glow with pink energy from under her cloak.

"Aw, shit." Kaza cursed.

"Is this who I think it is?" Shift asked, taking out his sword.

"Oh, we are so fucked." Rough said.

"LaBrava, is this her?" Gentle asked his lover.

LaBrava nodded. "It's her. My cousin. Number 1 hero of France."

"Let us Blossom! Let us sing! The song of love and victory!" The woman shouted as she threw off her cloak, revealing a brilliant pink light. "Brianne! Brianne! Ribrianne!"

So I have some explaining to do.

First of all, sorry for the short chapter, this was a set-up chapter for a fight.

Second, you might be wondering. Why Ribrianne? And why is she the number 1 hero of France?

I added Ribrianne because I genuinely find her hilarious, mostly for how the DB community reacts to her.

And France because of the whole city of love thing. I mean it was the obvious choice.

Now some people are wondering/cursing, the amount of DB stuff I've added into this fic. The reason it's here is because I think it's cool. And so I added it.

Lastly, about the whole LaBrava height thing, that was more of a reference to the reaction the world had when they saw Gentle and LaBrava, where for some reason the fact that short people exist escaped everyone's mind and they assumed Gentle was a pedophile.

LaBrava doesn't even look like a kid beyond being short, seriously.

Anyway, please review and have a nice day. The next chapter should be out soonish.