Review Responses:

Ross Does Stories: I would never exclude them.

Gwuncan 4 Life: This is even more based than the last review you made!

TheChrisandthemum: More than one joke? Do you know how creatively bankrupt I am?

Epic Gwent Hater: He deserves to die way more than that.

"Hey guys! Chris here!" Chris greeted. "I'm at an unnamed film lot, where 16 previous contestants selected by an offscreen race for the canoe will battle it out for an even more epic prize than last season! This season will be based on movie genres! Now, let's get started!"

Just as he said that, a bus arrived next to Chris. "Here comes the contestants!" He announced.

The first two off the bus were Gwen and Duncan. "This place is cringe." Duncan said.

"So true babe." Gwen said.

Sparem-die was the next one off the bus. "Oh no!" She cried while running away.

Katie and Izzy also ran off the bus, and they were chasing Sparem-die with a knife. "Time to die, Poopem-die!" Katie said. Everyone laughed at Katie's cool and funny joke.

Ezekiel got off the bus. "Women, am I right?" Ezekiel joked. Everyone laughed at Ezekiel's cool and funny joke.

"I'm bored." Chris said, before pulling out his iconic derailment gun. "Time for some derailment!"

Chris then shot Ezekiel with his derailment gun, and everyone gasped. "Mwahahaha!" Chris laughed. "Ezekiel is now 0.0000000001% less sexist than before!"

"Women suck, but 0.0000000001% less than before." Ezekiel said.

Cody then tumbled out of the bus. "Oh god, not this clown again." Gwen said.

Cody was dead. "Shut your stupid ass up." Gwen said.

Tyler and Lindsay then walked out. I don't really have any jokes for them.

"Hi guys, I'm also here." Heather said, walking out. "And I'm 0.0000000001% less scared of avocadoes than before."

"The avocado (Persea americana) is a medium-sized, evergreen tree in the laurel family (Lauraceae). It is native to the Americas and was first domesticated by Mesoamerican tribes more than 5,000 years ago. Then as now it was prized for its large and unusually oily fruit.[3] The tree likely originated in the highlands bridging south-central Mexico and Guatemala.[4][5][6] Its fruit, sometimes also referred to as an alligator pear or avocado pear, is botanically a large berry containing a single large seed.[7] Avocado trees are partly self-pollinating, and are often propagated through grafting to maintain consistent fruit output.[8] Avocados are presently cultivated in the tropical and Mediterranean climates of many countries.[4] Mexico is the world's leading producer of avocados as of 2020, supplying nearly 30% of the global harvest in that year.[9]" Harold explained nerdily.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Heather screamed. "I'M TERRIFIED BUT 0.0000000001% LESS THAN I WAS BEFORE!"

Owen then walked out of the bus. "God save the queen." Owen said, sipping tea.

"The queen is dead bro." Chris said.

"God save the king." Owen corrected, eating jellied eels.

"Slayyyyyy!" Noah said.

"GRRRRR!" Eva roared. "STOP SAYING SLAY!" Eva then punched Noah and sent him flying back onto the bus.

Noah then hit Justin in the face, who cried about it like a little bitch. "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! MY FACE!"

"God fucking damn it I hope you actually get voted out early this season." Duncan said.

"I'M ALSO CRYING BUT FOR A DIFFERENT REASON!" Courtney screamed, walking out of the bus. "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GWEN'S A BOYFRIEND STEALER! DUNCAN'S A DEAD MAN!"

"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled.

"Now that we have all our contestants, let's get this season started!" Chris said. "Everyone get into the weird extension of my golf cart that has 16 seats!"

Everyone got onto the weird extension of Chris's golf cart that has 16 seats.

IN THE WEIRD EXTENSION OF CHRIS'S GOLF CART THAT HAS 16 SEATS...

"Welcome to the unnamed film lot!" Chris introduced. "This is where the season will take place!"

"It sucks." Noah said.

"YOU SUCK!" Chris countered, offended.

"You're god damn right." Noah said.

"GRRRRRRRRRR!" Chris said. "Anyways, this season will have reward challenges as well as elimination challenges, and the challenges will be movie themed!"

"I hope they have murder movies!" Izzy said.

"Like last season, one team will win and one team will lose, and have to vote a member off!" Chris said. "The eliminated contestants will have to walk down the walk of shame, catch the Lameousine home, and never come back!"

The golf kart drove past the Lameousine. "Anyways, since there's no outhouse, Confessionals will be made in a make-up trailer!" Chris said.

Confessional: Ezekiel sat in the make-up trailer. "Make-up is for women!" He said.

Confessional: "I'M GONNA WIN AND GWEN AND DUNCAN WILL LOSE GRRRR WAAAAAHHHHH!" Courtney said.

"This is the craft services tent!" Chris said. "It's where you will eat food!"

"Oh my hat, I do hope they have Spotted Dick!" Owen said. "That would be most exquisite!"

"Spotted WHAT!?" Heather asked.

"Spotted dick (also known as spotted dog or railway cake) is a traditional British steamed pudding, historically made with suet and dried fruit (usually currants or raisins) and often served with custard." Harold explained.

"Oh, okay." Heather said.

"Enough jokes about penises, here's the awards ceremony!" Chris said, gesturing with a big stage with stands near. "It's where you'll get a Gilded Chris if you're safe, and get eliminated if you're not safe!"

Confessional: "They should have been Guilded Duncans, because I'm way more based than Chris." Duncan said.

"This is boring, can we just get to the first challenge already?" Gwen asked.

"Okay!" Chris said, driving to a city set. "The first challenge is the Monster Movie! Don't get caught by the monster to win!"

"UGLYYY!" Justin whoaned. (Mixture of Whined and Moaned)

Suddenly, a big monster showed up. "I HATE MONSTERS!" Eva yelled.

"The challenge starts now!" Chris said. "Go!"

Everyone started running. The based 5 obviously stuck together, dodging the monster easily. "Haha stupid monster." Izzy said.

"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! GWUNCAN BAD!" Courtney wailed before getting caught by the monster.

The monster put Courtney in a bouncy castle. "I WILL SUE YOU MONSTER!" Courtney yelled.

WITH NOAH AND OWEN...

"Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were poggers, it's me, I'm omegalul. I'm sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done. I've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months. It's time to end it, no kappa." Noah said.

"Quickly my homosexual acquaintance!" Owen said britishly. "We must skedaddle!"

"Slayyyy!" Noah said as he and Owen got caught by the monster.

WITH JUSTIN AND SPAREM-DIE...

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M UGLY!" Justin cried.

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH KATIE BULLIES ME!" Sparem-die cried.

Then they both got caught by the monster.

WITH CODY AND HAROLD...

Cody was dead.

"Death is the irreversible cessation of all biological functions that sustain an organism.[1] For organisms with a brain, death can also be defined as the irreversible cessation of functioning of the whole brain, including the brainstem, and[2][3] brain death is sometimes used as a legal definition of death.[4] The remains of a former organism normally begin to decompose shortly after death.[5] Death is an inevitable process that eventually occurs in all organisms. Some organisms, such as Turritopsis dohrnii, are biologically immortal. However, they can still die from other means than aging.[6]" Harold said.

Cody was still dead.

Then they both got caught by the monster.

WITH EVA AND HEATHER...

"GRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY AT THIS MONSTER!" Eva said while she and Heather ran from the monster.

"Same lmao." Heather said.

"LET'S FORM AN ALLIANCE!" Eva said.

"Why?" Heather said.

"BECAUSE I WANT TO GET REVENGE ON EZEKIEL, KATIE AND IZZY FOR VOTING ME OFF GRRRRRR!" Eva said. "I HATE THEM!"

"Yeah okay." Heather said.

Then they both got caught by the monster.

Confessional: "MY ALLIANCE WITH HEATHER WILL MAKE ME GET REVENGE ON THOSE WHO BETRAYED ME!" Eva bragged obliviously. "I WILL WIN THE SEASON AND TAKE DOWN THE BASED 5!"

WITH THE BASED 5...

"We are so based." Duncan said.

"So true king, go off." Everyone agreed.

Suddenly, the monster showed up. "Dang." Katie said.

"Don't worry!" Gwen said. "We can beat it by working as a team!"

TRANSFORMATION MONTAGE

"I'll kill the monster with my killing powers!" Izzy said before killing the monster.

"I'll- Wait the monster is already dead." Ezekiel said.

The based 5 ran to the trailers, and Duncan got there first. "And Duncan wins the challenge!" Chris said. "He gets to decide which cabin the boys get!"

"The one that's more based." Duncan said.

"Oh okay." Chris said.

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GWUNCAN STINKS!" Courtney said.

"SHUT UP!" Everyone said before beating Courtney up.

"Violence is so based!" Chris said. "Who will be the next contestant eliminated? Find out next time on...

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

ACTION!"

Boys - Duncan, Ezekiel, Owen, Noah, Justin, Cody, Harold, Tyler

Girls - Gwen, Izzy, Katie, Heather, Courtney, Eva, Sparem-die, Lindsay

Notes:

What an incredibly epic chapter to start off the incredibly epic season! This season will be so based and epic, so read more to find out what happens I guess.

Oh, and to anyone wondering why ROTI Collab Episode 5 and PIVV Episode 2 are taking so long, it's because the next author hasn't messaged me the chapter yet for the ROTI Collab and I'm kind of lacking motivation to do PIVV. They will be coming eventually though. Okay, bye.