Review Responses:
Sishwill: Definitely deserves an award for least capital letters used in a chapter.
Epic Gwent Hater: Very good point.
Everyone was at the trailers and it was really hot. "I'm so hot." Duncan said.
"Yeah, you are." Everyone said as they swooned.
"I'm also so hot." Justin said.
"No, you aren't." Everyone said as they vomited.
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Justin cried.
Confessional: "I must get revenge on Duncan!" Justin said.
Justin stole a bunch of people's things and hid them under Duncan's bed. "Haha! Now everyone will think Duncan stole everything!" Justin said.
"Hey campers! It's challenge time!" Chris said. "Today's movie genre is cowboy movies!"
"Sparem-die's the cow, who's gonna be the boy?" Katie asked.
Everyone laughed at Katie's cool and funny joke.
"Boo-hoo." Sparem-die said.
"The first part of the challenge is to jump on this horse!" Chris explained. "The team with the best jumping wins immunity!"
CHALLENGE TIME...
Duncan jumped on the horse magnificently.
Gwen did it even more magnificently than Duncan.
Cody completely missed the horse like an idiot.
Ezekiel jumped on the horse perfectly.
Sparem-die jumped on the horse and it flattened because Sparem-die was fat.
Katie jumped on Sparem-die.
Izzy killed the horse.
"Now it's time for Wah! So Ugly!'s turn!" Chris said. "But we might need a new horse."
NEW HORSE TIME...
Owen jumped on the horse and flattened it. Since Owen is even fatter than Sparem-die, the horse died.
"Well, since there's no more horse to jump on, The Based Chads win the first part of the challenge!" Chris announced.
The Based Chads cheered as Wah! So Ugly! glared at Owen.
Confessional: "Oh dear, I might be in a spot of bother good sir." Owen said.
"The next challenge is to fill up the word count!" Chris said.
"What does this have to to with cowboys?" Heather asked.
"Literally nothing just do it or I'll disqualify you." Chris said.
"Adult performers represent a wide variety of human characteristics, ethnicities and ages, ranging from people who look perfectly regular to all sorts of extremes. As a result, trying to narrow their appearances down to something measurable is often a futile effort, especially due to the internal mechanisms of the algorithms which ultimately govern someone's popularity on basically all social media sites, with pornography arguably being inherently social in nature and commonly being accessed via sites which are quite distinct from the classical adult movie store section which are of course far more traditional in its available transactions & interactions.
The (in)famous "pornstar" look can consequently range from a highly popular "amateur" models to people who use entire make up crews, professional editing and surgery etc.
Furthermore, looking at entertainment in general, the influence of internet pornography on mainstream culture is quite undeniable. Pop music, high fashion or movies / series etc. often play with boundaries of the acceptable or even break social conventions entirely, with the lines between soft core pornography and many revealing outfits and performances becoming increasingly blurred.
The reason why I mention this is because to assess the validity of the compliment ( not weather or not it's an OBJECTIVELY good one but weather or not it can be SUBJECTIVELY good ) we have imo. to establish and examine the current social atmosphere and in this context, one will inevitably arrive at the conclusion that this IS a compliment.
I am NOT saying it's a, as objectively as is scientifically possible, GOOD compliment. Just that it is at least A compliment.
Conclusion: I would consequently argue that someone telling someone that "they could be a pornstar" can be meant as an honest and even friendly compliment ( obviously not a socially adapt one but still ), while it's certainly also a primitive one, the commonly implied effect of calling of a "whore" tend to have quite a different desired outcome than telling someone that their perceived physical attractiveness can in the opinion of the onlooker match some of the most popular adult performers on the planet and as a result, you are wrong about your assessment because you changed the original wording from "you look like you could be desired by millions" to "you look like you sell your body for money" to make your point and while both are technically accurate, the ( positive ) implications of the former are commonly at odds with the implications of the latter.
Finally; a little while ago telling someone they looked like an actress was an insult. Note I didn't write an adult actress but simply a movie or theater actor.
The perception at the time was very different than what people will most likely mean today when they say "you look like a movie star".
Not that I am NOT comparing pornstars to movie stars. I am merely comparing the change in public perception.
TLDR: it's not a universally good compliment ( duh ) , but it still is a compliment.
And since attractiveness is subjective and not objective and pornstars ARE at the very least well enough liked enough visually by a couple dozen million people, some perhaps even billions and can in general represent a wide variety of ethnicities and ages, narrowing down a universal pornstar look is a fairly futile effort." Justin explained.
"Pretty good." Chris said.
"Hello World
YouTube is owned by Google and is the second most visited website, after Google Search.
YouTube is a video sharing service where users can watch, like, share, comment and upload their own videos.
The video service can be accessed on PCs, laptops, tablets and via mobile phones.
YouTube has more than 51 million active channels.
- If you want to make money from your youtube channel, you need 1,000 subscribers and 4,000 hours of watch time in past 365 days.
- After completing this threshold, you will be eligible for the youtube partnership program (YPP). Only the YPP members can make
money by placing Google ads in their youtube videos.
- what is youtube CPM?
CPM(cost per thousand impressions) is a metric used by advertisers (the one who show ads in youtube videos) to measure how much
they spend per 1000 views to see their ads on youtube.
- what is youtube CPC?
CPC stands for cost per click. In youtube industry, it is the amount advertisers have to pay everytime someone clicks on the ads that are
displayed on a youtube video. Ads can be of any type including banner ads, footer ads, skippable ads and non-skippable ads.
- what is RPM on Youtube?
RPM (revenue per mille) simply means how much money you are making out of 1k views on youtube.
Unlike CPM, this metric is what you should be conerned of, as it is the amount give to you as your
share by youtube.
- How does payment work in YouTube?
There are no guarantees under the YouTube partner agreement about how much
or whether you'll be paid. Earnings are generated based on a share of
advertising revenue from viewers watching your video.
- How will I get payment from YouTube?
When your earnings reach the verification threshold, They mail a PIN to the payment address in your AdSense account.
You must enter this PIN into your AdSense account before they can issue any payments. Your PIN will be sent by
standard post and may take up to 2-3 weeks to arrive.
- Does YouTube pay monthly?
The AdSense payment cycle is monthly. You accrue estimated earnings over the course of a month, and then at the
beginning of the following month your earnings are finalized and posted to your balance on your Payments page.
HERE IS THE SECRET
- Three Gmail address can be open with a single SIM Card, Which means you need 70,000 SIM
Cards for the 200,000 Devices. The 70,000 sim card should be from Australia,Canada,Norway,Germany after you get
your own telecom Company or make a deal with Telecom Company. you do not need to have
infrastructure in the whole Australia one city will be enough.
- Why Australia,Canada,Norway,Germany?
Because these Countries has the highest CPM rates which is 36$,29$,20$,18$ per 1,000 views.
#NOTE: from the total ad revenue generated from your youtube video, youtube keeps 45% and gives you 55%.
- YouTube pays 15,000$ for 1 million Views. If you put all 200,000 devices in Australia or Germany,
Canada,Norway or Germany & Make 60 Videos per day you will got 12,000,000 million views which pays 180,000$
per day, In month you will get 5.4 million & 64.8 Million in a year.
- 1 video should be 8-10 minute long. why? 60 videos * 10 minutes (600 minutes) = 10 hours.
and the operator work atleast 14 hours per day.
- Why do we need different types channels?
Google Ads works according to the contents of the video, so we need different types of channels to attract different ads.
gaming - 40 Channels
YouTube has over 40 million active gaming channels, and
80,000 of those channels hit 100,000 subscribers in 2020.
news - 3 Channels
Politics, Breaking news, Sport
unboxing - 2
Unboxing videos are exactly what they sound like–creators
open products and narrate their experiences for you. Of
all video types, unboxing videos are incredibly popular,
with millions of followers and an unreal number of views.
Fitness & Bodybuilding - 1
Today, you can find more than 30 million fitness videos
on YouTube alone. Whether you're talking about fitness
programs, information on various workout styles, or
exercise trends, you can find it all on YouTube.
In short, many experts say that YouTube has
changed the fitness world as we know it.
cooking - 1
Youtube cooking channels are among the platform's most-viewed content.
It's no surprise millions of people either love to cook or want to
learn how. Millions more simply love watching someone else cook.
Tech - 1
Tech YouTubers can earn their money a number of ways, from sponsorships to
selling merchandise. But revenue from Google ads is a big chunk of
many YouTube stars' incomes. Social-media creators who are part of
the YouTube Partner Program can earn money off their videos with Google-placed ads.
Lifestyle & fashion - 1
LifeStyle Channel means the Channel or its functional equivalent
that provides information and editorial features on issues related
to Travel, Health, and other lifestyle topics.
coding & Hacking - 2
How To Guides and Tutorials are most viewed on youtube
so...
funnyclips & memes - 1
Collect funny videos & memes from different Social media apps.
graphic design & photoshop - 1
How To Guides and Tutorials are most viewed on youtube
so... Graphic design & photoshop are Educational videos.
video editing - 1
How To Guides and Tutorials are most viewed on youtube
so... Video editing tutorial is Educational video.
short films - 1
We can DM 120 short film creators to make 3 films each. They will be paid
1000$ for each of their films.
vlogs - 1
The role of the vlogger is to create inspiring and entertaining films on
subjects such as current affairs, social issues, or comic relief.
Music & Beats - 1
As of January 2022, there are around 29,000 YouTube channels
out there having over 1 million subscribers.
story telling - 1
Stories offer a powerful way to create an emotional connection between
the viewer and the content. Or rather, stories create an emotional
connection between the viewer and the storyteller's experience.
motivation - 1
Celebrity Gossip & News Videos - 1
- You will hire 60 content creators that, (they will make the videos and edit even do the thumbnails).
You need to hire 1 person to get the 60 videos per day and post them to the 60 channels.
- There will 60 channels which you will control, they will be register under different names(when you Monetize the channels).
this way when youtube pays it will go to different accounts (Bank Accounts). Not To bring attention from youtube.
ONETIME/SINGLE TIME COST(when you start it)
200,000 Devices (Android,Iphone,Ipad,Tablet & Pc) average 125$
from the 200,000 devices 30% should be android, 50% iphones, 10% ipad, 10% Tablets & 10% Pcs.
and they can be found on & with reasonable prices ranging from 50$-250$.
200,000 * 125 = 25,000,000$
4,000 routers * 600$ = 2,400,000$
8,300$ for each Youtubers To build their Desk_Setup * 60 = 500,000$
Total = 26,700,000
YEARLY COST
You need 266 Employees to operate the 200,000 devices,(1 person 750 Devices)
each employee being paid 80,000$ a year 10.6 million total.
Rent for the 80 employes with utlities & food will cost 1,800$ per month for each employee
will come to 1,728,000$ million per year.
Content creators are paid 200$ per video, they make 60 videos per/day which comes
to 12,000$ in a day + 2,000$ for the unboxing & Short Films Channels = 14,000$ in a
day & 5,040,000$ million in a year.
6 million a year is needed for wifi.(2,000 Routers),
Home wireless broadband is also available with unlimited data, although not all telcos
will offer this as an option. If you're considering 5G wireless internet, most providers
include unlimited data across most plans.
Total = 23,440,000
Single time & Yearly Cost for the first year is = 50,840,000$
Your Income is 64,400,000$ in the end of the year and the 200,000 Devices(25,000,000$), 600 Routers(1,200,000$)
It means 26 million worth of Devices & 64 million Cash
64 million(yearly income) - 50 million(single & yearly cost) = 14 million
14 million + 26 million(The Devices) = 40 million Profit end of the year
not only youtube!
you can manipulate other apps too.
My Name Is CENSORED. and i am not Dumb.
i have 100 times better idea of making money than this shit.
but i need a little help. Please i want you to
give me chance. you can contact me on instagram CENSORED
,i don't mind if you are individual or group of people.
just 1 chance. at least talk to me.
from CENSORED
The End." Duncan said.
"Wow!" Chris said. "The Based Chads clearly win this part!"
"GRRRRRR!" Justin said.
Confessional: "Justin will never be as good as me." Duncan said.
"The final challenge of the day is for the Based Chads to catch Wah! So Ugly!" Chris explained. "If they do it, then they win immunity!"
Duncan caught Justin.
Gwen caught Heather.
Izzy caught Owen.
Katie caught Harold.
Ezekiel caught Eva.
Duncan caught Noah.
"Well that was fast." Chris said. "The Based Chads win! I'll see Wah! So Ugly! at elimination tonight.
Confessional: "WAAAAHHHHHHHH! NOW I'M GONNA FRAME DUNCAN!" Justin wailed.
"Hey guys! You should go look under Duncan's bed!" Justin suggested to everyone.
"O-slay." Noah said as everyone went to look under Duncan's bed. They found nothing.
"Lol." Duncan said. "Now let's look under Justin's bed." They looked under Justin's bed and found a ton of stolen stuff. "Lmao he stole everyone's stuff."
"JUSTIN YOU STEALING RAT YOU'RE GETTING VOTED OFF!" Everyone yelled at Justin.
"WAAAAAHHH!" Justin said.
Confessional: "I knew Justin was gonna try and frame me so I took the stuff out from under my bed and put it under his bed." Duncan explained smartly.
CAKE AT STAKE...
"Hello Wah! So Ugly! and welcome to Cake at Stake, where one of you will be eliminated!" Chris welcomed. "Today's cake is Gilded Duncans!"
"That's not cake." Heather said.
"I KNOW IT'S NOT CAKE!" Chris yelled. "STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT!"
"Anyways, Eva, Noah, Harold and Heather are all safe!" The Gilded Duncan exploded and everyone hid.
"The bottom two is Owen and Justin!" Chris announced.
"WAAAAHH!" Justin cried.
"I'm a bit cheesed off innit bruv." Owen said.
"The last contestant safe is...
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...Owen!" Owen caught the Gilded Duncan, then it exploded. "Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs!" Owen warned.
"Justin, you have predictably been eliminated!" Chris told him. "It's statue time!"
"NO! I NEED TO BE HOTTER THAN- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Justin said as he got turned to stone.
"Who will be eliminated next?" Chris asked the camera. "Find out next time on...
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ACTION!"
Votes:
Justin - Owen, Harold, Eva, Heather, Noah
Owen - Justin
16th/15th - Tyler
15th/16th - Lindsay
14th - Courtney (Deceased)
13th - Justin
The Based Chads: Gwen, Duncan, Katie, Ezekiel, Izzy, Cody, Sparem-die
WAH! SO UGLY!: Noah, Heather, Owen, Eva, Harold, Justin
Notes:
Yeah it's obvious why Justin got eliminated, bro was cringe. Next episode will be the prison episode, we're not doing aftermaths because all the eliminated contestants have been turned into stone.