Chapter nine: there is romance

AN: im changing things in this chapter lol! midnight will take a break from saving the world and hell be doing romance stuff :D

Midnight came back with Freedom to his trillion floor mansion. He went to the living room. "Hi" he said to Iri and FreeHeart.

Suddenly some of iris scales melted off revealing metal and skin!

"OMGA midnight worried IRI IS HALF HIVEWING THEREFORE HALF ROBOT NAZI

everyone gaped!

"OH NO" midnight oh noed. His girlfriend was half robot naxi!

"NO ITS OKAY" iri said "EVERYONE IS MORE THEN THERE PARENTS U KNOW. REMEMBER MOONS DAD WAS MORROWSEER LOL! TEH ORIGINAL SERIES HAS SAID THAT LIKE 2 MILLION TIMES LOL"

Oh right midnighted and lolled and he went on a date with iri!

They went to the beach and walked on the sand although sand kept getting into iris robot parts and she had to shake it out cuz sand was course and ruff and irritating and it gets everywhere.

"I dont likesand" iri complained "i hate beaches, can we go somewhere else"

"Well frist we need to finish the date! Then i can take you to a park or something next lol" midnight happied.

iri agreed and they stayed on the beach and walked the sunset or whatever people do on beach dates.

They walked along the beach some more when suddenly they came across a dragon who was washed up on the beach! The dragon was black and white and had cat ears and a cat tail. It was a Catwing.

"Oh its a stupid catwing peasant" iri said "we hunt these for fun yknow."

Midnight went to the catwing and looked at it. It looked alive but barley. He grabbed it and flew to JMA cuz the school had a hospital there and students kept trying to kill each other (looking at u ICICLE AND DORA) so that was why there was a hospital lol!

He went in to the hospital and the nurse looked at the catwing.

"She should be ok but she needs a lot of rest and bandates and medical stuff"

"Ok." Midnight said and flew away.

Since his date with Iri was over he decided to go on a date with Freeheart. Midnight took freehart to the top of jade mountain to watch the landscape. The two sat together as the clouds slowly passed threw the mountain and went out the other side.

"This is boring" freeheart angried. ""all we do is watch clouds all day long. You suck and everyone sucks and i want to go home or kill a chicken

A chicken walked by and freeheart used a netherite sword to kill it. She ate the chicken.

Midnight gaped "YOUR A CARNIVORE!"

"Yeah lol" FreeHeart said

"UR A MONSTER!" MID

"Yeah lol" FreeHeart said

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

"Yeah lol" FreeHeart said

Midnight attacked FreeHeart but remembered the warrior code was against killing random dragons so he stopped.

He said "if u stop eating meat ill continue dating you lmao"

FreeHeart agreed and they went to an expensive fancy big restaurant. There were several other dragons there, including a muscly tattooed sandwing, a green rainwing, an icewing all shadowy with a big bottle of vodka, and a mystery dragon with a hood.

A skywing waiter went up to them "what would you like?" She asked giving them a menu each.

MidnightReaper ordered a triple crust meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and FreeHeart got a stake with mashed potatoes and gravy. MidnightReaper also got some chocolate cookie ice cream for dessert.

Midnight finished the pizza and ice cream "that was really good lol" he said

"Yeah lol" FreeHeart said

"Ok so whats your favorite color?" midnight asked

"orange and green!"

"favoritefruit?"

"pumpkins lol cuz there orange and green lol"

"Favorite wof character?"

"FREEDOM OBVIOUSLY IM HER REINCARNTION"

"Favorite country?"

"MURCIA" FREEHEART HAPPIED

Midnight lolled and smiled "right answer lol! America is the best!"

Idk what else people do on dates so ill just make up stuff lol

"America is the BEST COUNTRY" midnight said "ITS FREE AND WE DONT LIVE UNDER A DICTATOR LIKE PUTIN OR JINPING OR KIMMY. WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR OWN PRESIDENT LOL! Also bald eagles are the best bird cuz their the country bird and their so awesome cuz they represent FREEDOM. Also britain has a royal family and that sucks cuz ROYALTY SUCKS but murica doesnt have royalty so IT IS AWESOME. Also france sucks because their flag is ugly it's just three lines so dumb and america flag is like 5938152893642075049694579 x better! Also america is big but not too big like china and not small like mexico LOL!"

The date was over and midnight and freedom left the restaurant.

"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! VODKA BALALAIKA GORBACHEV PERESTROIKA" ICEWING ANGRIED RUSSIANLY AFTER MIDNIGHT LEFT. "I KOULD BEARRRLY HOLD IN MY ANGER WHEN MIDNIGHT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW AMAZING KORRRUPT KAPITALIST AMERRRICA WAS! SOVIET UNION IS BEST, DA?"

"i agrrree vith you komrrrade" mystery hooded dragon said "soviet union has given me new meaning and purrrpose"

"Da" icewing said "vulturrre, chameleon, ve vill pay you in many rrrupees if you join us and help us fight forrr KOMMUNISM"

Chameleon said "Oy mayn shooah mite whoy nawt? and Oy hyte meednoigh' too!"

"ill volunteere too lol, i hate midnight aftere he supporeted thoren!" vulture plussed

Winter was happy (or at least as happy as a commie can be which is not that lot) and he drank all his vodka.

BACK TO MIDNIGHT!

Midnight was flying back to the mansion with FreeHeart.

"So then FrostCold appeared" he said "hes the evil icewing who killed my parents and i defeated him. Then i bought the mansion. Then i went to pantala and saved it from hitler!"

"Thats so cool lol" freedomed.

Suddenly before them appeared THE COMMUNIST DRAGONS.

"Who are you confused"

Winter said "ve arrre KOMMUNISTS and ve must defeat you bekause you arrre kapitalist pig dog"!

! midnight turned to flew but winter chased

Winter laughed evil and made many claws at midnight. His eyes glowed red with COMMUNISM. Winter summoned many communist minions and they grabbed midnight!

Winter lolled commierussianly and said "die kapitalist skum!" and flyed at mid with a spear all shadowy!

to be continued LOL!